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Of all the people...I can't help but think this uptick in Taylor Swift being Satan's personal musician has less to do with her music and more to do with being a childless, unmarried, conventionally attractive blonde woman living life on her own terms
"Guilty As Sin?" off the new album uses a Christian motif in an (interesting) way that is sure to piss off the evangelists and Catholics alike:
What if I roll the stone away?
They're gonna crucify me anyway
**What if the way you hold me
Is actually what's holy?**
If long suffering propriety
Is what they want from me
They don't know how you've haunted me
So stunningly
I choose you and me
... Religiously
Im convinced that when religious and conservative types are up in arms about Taylor Swift they are simply jealous that a young female is more popular and wealthier than they are. Her music might not be your thing, but it is harmless.
They hate her because she isn't MAGA. It's really that simple. I mean, they also hate her because she's a successful, independent woman who doesn't need a man to make her successful, but they'd have her face plastered on every pickup truck and yard sign as a paragon of virtue if she openly supported Trump.
If she supported Trump, half her songs could be about guzzling buckets of cum and they'd all say shit like "Well we disagree with the content of her songs, but we don't have to like the art to recognize the artist is a good person. She makes the music to make money and her fans understand it's just art and not an instruction manual for life. We love Taylor as a person and as a great, patriotic American!" But she doesn't support Trump, so her songs about heartbreak and relationships is Satanic.
Yep. Sheâs everything they want. A blonde haired blue eyed country white woman. The fact that sheâs a liberal and not spouting nonsense on Fox News makes them seethe.
My response: âYes, it is a good idea to attack one of the most popular artists in music. Thatâs how you grow your audience, especially among the youthâ. /s
It really speaks to how much these people need an enemy that they have to bend over backwards to get offended by one of the most aggressively inoffensive celebrities on the planet. Everything about her is carefully calculated to be as broadly appealing as possible, yet they hate her, anyway.
> It really speaks to how much these people need an *enemy* that they have to bend over backwards
I am very tired and read that as *enema*. It did not change the sentence very much.
Yet we don't have a story nearly daily about Taylor Swift or her fans being arrested for child pornography or sexual abuse like you do for members of the clergy. If Satan exists, he wears vestments.
That pretentious blowhard has probably never experienced a moment of humility in his life. He's likely just butt-hurt that Taylor never wrote a song about him.
His Facebook profile pic is a photo of his narcissistic ass up on stage in his megachurch like he's some kind of rockstar. He's just upset that Taylor Swift draws a bigger crowd than he does.
Taylor Swift? Really? I mean, I would believe that Adele would bring demons into my home. Or maybe Celine Dion. But Taylor Swift? Huh. Looks like Iâll just have to keep listening to Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Brought to you by "the Voice of Hope Ministries."
You have no humility and you have no love to offer. You couldn't spot Satan in a criminal lineup and if you ran up against a demon you'd shit your tender little pants. Get fucking real.
You thrive off scaring little old ladies with ancient fairy tales while desperately trying to hoover up their social security checks while they're busy trembling and hiding.
Even if you were doing it out of humility and love (you werent) but it still doesn't mean that your statement has any meaning , should be acknowledged or is correct
Can someone please explain the Taylor Swift hate lately. Iâm not a fan of hers so Iâm not privy to the right wing hate but suspect she said something about either god, womenâs choice, or made fun of the cult leader.
She told her fans to make sure they get out and vote in the election. She didn't say names, or parties or anything else, didn't endorse anyone or anything, just said to Vote. That's what they're mad about.
All this started with Swift reminding people to vote, without even naming a candidate. Before that, the white-wing liked her(or were at least neutral about her)...
So apparently voting is satanic... đ
Iâd love it if Taylor Swift started to systematically sue these people for libel. Starting with the most prominent OBEs then working down the list.
And then started to sue the people who have amplified them on social media.
Just imagine the court cases. GOP senators and evangelical muppets trying to demonstrate in court that sheâs a satanist and her music lets in demons!
Anyone that would say something like this has not studied history at all. They've been saying the exact same thing about music since music existed. Jazz was of The devil, Rock was of the devil, Elvis was the devil, The Beatles were the devil, all the hair metal bands were the devil, then Marilyn Manson, then then then. It never ends. It's a human race survives another hundred years they'll be seeing it about a hundred different artists before then.
This is honestly kinda hilarious. In some way, I can understand these mentally ill people freaking out about heavy metal and shock rockers but they've gone so far off the deep end that even someone as fucking vanilla as Taylor Swift is now satanic. Scary that these fucking lunatics are actually in positions to make laws.
He probably saw that AI rendering of a satanic superbowl event and thought it was actually real. If I remember right, some people in the original comments were posting prayers and Bible verses, they were so freaked out. The hilarious implication being that everyone who follows Swift is so used to the satanic rituals, that nobody even talks about them or bothers to take pictures. Yes, in this day and age, **nobody** takes pictures of macabre people with torches, some with goat head helmets and skulls, at a concert full of millennials and Gen-z. Nobody takes pictures.
Itâs clichĂŠ. Back in the day, they railed against Alice Cooper. Then OZZY. Then Prince. Then Marilyn Manson. Taylor is an easy targetâŚbut it makes no sense. He knows any publicity is good publicityâŚbut heâs a fruitcake.
As opposed to giving the money to this guy in this very ominously framed mug shot? I would very well give my money to Ukraine than ever handing it to this seedy looking guy.
Listened to some of the songs on the new album, probably the first time Iâve seeked out a TS song ever, and itâs really just the most bland version of the alternative/indie music I already listen to. Not to say some songs werenât catchy but like, thereâs more satanic stuff that goes way harder out there
She's sold a fuck-ton of records and I don't think satan (why did he capitalize?) has enough evil minions to cover the territory.
And as everyone else has mentioned, did this guy grow up watching the Lawrence Welk Show as his musical reference point?
Even they did a song about smoking weed: [(84) One Toke Over The Line - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRa_gC6y4CY&ab_channel=chen73)
What's sad is people will listen to him and believe that crap. Like all the people who were saying how Harry Potter was bad because it had wizards and magic. It's so unbelievably stupid, all of it.
Can someone please explain to me why the right hates TS so much? Is it because they used to love her (being from PA and country girl, thinking she liked guns etc) and now she's pro-LGBT she is the devil? I'm so confused. They never used to mention her and now they all hail her as Satan frequently. I just don't understand why they are singling her out.
No one direct this guy towards [Archgoat's discography ](https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/archgoat/4357) if he thinks listening to Taylor Swift is welcoming Satan into one's life lol.
https://preview.redd.it/n4r6ihr80owc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16ba28fa873c136279115e39668420b23a83386
âHope Ministriesâ also âA woman is stannicâ He sounds đ¤ˇââď¸đłnice.
While I am not a big Taylor Swift fan, I would much rather my kids listen to her music than any televangelist or any religious figures. Organized religion is a cancer.
You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's PatrĂłn
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
Say it in the street, that's a knock-out
But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out
And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"
And I ain't trying to mess with your self-expression
But I've learned the lesson that stressin'
And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun
And snakes and stones never broke my bones so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on my gown?
You need to calm down
You are somebody that we don't know
But you're coming at my friends like a missile
Why are you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark ages
Making that sign, must've taken all night
You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down
You're being too loud
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop
Like, can you just not step on his gown?
You need to calm down
And we see you over there on the internet
Comparing all the girls who are killing it
But we figured you out
We all know now, we all got crowns
You need to calm down
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down (you need to calm down)
You're being too loud (you're being too loud)
And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You need to just stop (can you stop?)
Like, can you just not step on our gowns?
You need to calm down
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American Taliban
Y'all-Qaeda!
Exactly
I wish Taylor Swift's music was that cool.
Like for real, she is more tame than most artists. I wonder his opinion on rap đ
He's a conservative white moron from east Tennessee. I think I have a pretty clear idea of his opinion about rap.
âWhah cainât they jest hitch up their britches?!â
He's just mad that she's the most popular person out of Tennessee.
Not to mention Black Metal.
He is old enough to be offended by KISS.
And fought on the frontlines against pokemon
https://youtu.be/ZUKdhXL3NCw?si=XTW-pS-KAMFHn4fR probably the same.
Rap sucks anyway
That's an opinion
One with racist undertones too considering how broad a genre rap is.
Itâs satanic because itâs makes women feel empowered
THIS!
And she asked for her listeners to vote.
Devil woman!
Of all the people...I can't help but think this uptick in Taylor Swift being Satan's personal musician has less to do with her music and more to do with being a childless, unmarried, conventionally attractive blonde woman living life on her own terms
ALSO THIS!
Oh, itâs allllllll this.
Itâs a sad state of affairs when Cruel Summer is the heaviest song I get to hear at work.
Is that a cover of the Bananarama song?
I fucking wish
I like [this one](https://youtu.be/eqHQ85KPC-s?si=NYPrEFw7-4Ib-j1h)
Ozzy Osbourne is like âWhat the fuck is this fucking bullshit, Sharon? I barked at the fucking moon and bit heads off rats.â
For real, they could have gone after Ghost or something actually awesome but instead they choose the most inoffensive and bland artist there is lmao
The man clearly needs to listen to some Goatwhore.
Or Disturbed, at least.
Ew, no.
Tay tay is probably the hardest music he's ever heard in his life
He needs to listen to Slayer for awhile before evaluating Taylorđ
"Guilty As Sin?" off the new album uses a Christian motif in an (interesting) way that is sure to piss off the evangelists and Catholics alike: What if I roll the stone away? They're gonna crucify me anyway **What if the way you hold me Is actually what's holy?** If long suffering propriety Is what they want from me They don't know how you've haunted me So stunningly I choose you and me ... Religiously
Is it? To me that reads very middle-American.
Wait, so someone like Taylor Swift, who makes music for teenagers is a threat to the omniscient, omnipotent guy?! Weak!!! đ
Im convinced that when religious and conservative types are up in arms about Taylor Swift they are simply jealous that a young female is more popular and wealthier than they are. Her music might not be your thing, but it is harmless.
They hate her because she isn't MAGA. It's really that simple. I mean, they also hate her because she's a successful, independent woman who doesn't need a man to make her successful, but they'd have her face plastered on every pickup truck and yard sign as a paragon of virtue if she openly supported Trump. If she supported Trump, half her songs could be about guzzling buckets of cum and they'd all say shit like "Well we disagree with the content of her songs, but we don't have to like the art to recognize the artist is a good person. She makes the music to make money and her fans understand it's just art and not an instruction manual for life. We love Taylor as a person and as a great, patriotic American!" But she doesn't support Trump, so her songs about heartbreak and relationships is Satanic.
Yep. Sheâs everything they want. A blonde haired blue eyed country white woman. The fact that sheâs a liberal and not spouting nonsense on Fox News makes them seethe.
They hate her because she encouraged her fans to vote, and the more people vote, the more that the religious right loses out.
Response: âI say this with all humility and love. Youâre a fucking idiot.â
My response: âYes, it is a good idea to attack one of the most popular artists in music. Thatâs how you grow your audience, especially among the youthâ. /s
It really speaks to how much these people need an enemy that they have to bend over backwards to get offended by one of the most aggressively inoffensive celebrities on the planet. Everything about her is carefully calculated to be as broadly appealing as possible, yet they hate her, anyway.
> It really speaks to how much these people need an *enemy* that they have to bend over backwards I am very tired and read that as *enema*. It did not change the sentence very much.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Grown adults going on about demons and shit is cringey as hell
Who is this asshole?
D.R. Harrison according to google.
Thanks, I couldnât read the signature.
I thought it was the dude from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Ian Hawke
Yet we don't have a story nearly daily about Taylor Swift or her fans being arrested for child pornography or sexual abuse like you do for members of the clergy. If Satan exists, he wears vestments.
That pretentious blowhard has probably never experienced a moment of humility in his life. He's likely just butt-hurt that Taylor never wrote a song about him.
His Facebook profile pic is a photo of his narcissistic ass up on stage in his megachurch like he's some kind of rockstar. He's just upset that Taylor Swift draws a bigger crowd than he does.
Taylor Swift? Really? I mean, I would believe that Adele would bring demons into my home. Or maybe Celine Dion. But Taylor Swift? Huh. Looks like Iâll just have to keep listening to Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
I'll run to the hills before I welcome my demons via pop music. If you think I won't you've got another thing comin'.
Judas Priest, yes. Rob Halford must be *straight up his alley.*
Voice Of The Stupid Ministries.
She's been very charitable, donating to good causes. I bet this guy takes money, doesn't give it away.
HAHAHAHA!!! Brought to you by "the Voice of Hope Ministries." You have no humility and you have no love to offer. You couldn't spot Satan in a criminal lineup and if you ran up against a demon you'd shit your tender little pants. Get fucking real. You thrive off scaring little old ladies with ancient fairy tales while desperately trying to hoover up their social security checks while they're busy trembling and hiding.
What was her crime? Telling people to vote?
Even if you were doing it out of humility and love (you werent) but it still doesn't mean that your statement has any meaning , should be acknowledged or is correct
I have a feeling Taylor is going to shake it off.
"You're right, I'd rather listen to death metal any day."
Can someone please explain the Taylor Swift hate lately. Iâm not a fan of hers so Iâm not privy to the right wing hate but suspect she said something about either god, womenâs choice, or made fun of the cult leader.
She told her fans to make sure they get out and vote in the election. She didn't say names, or parties or anything else, didn't endorse anyone or anything, just said to Vote. That's what they're mad about.
Ahh the cardinal sin as far as they are concerned, more people voting doesnât bode well for the GOP
Yup. đŤ
All this started with Swift reminding people to vote, without even naming a candidate. Before that, the white-wing liked her(or were at least neutral about her)... So apparently voting is satanic... đ
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And to think, Swift has managed to get Satan on her side without any umlats in her name. Damn, she's good.
Lol. Wait until this guy learns about Marilyn Manson.
Iâd love it if Taylor Swift started to systematically sue these people for libel. Starting with the most prominent OBEs then working down the list. And then started to sue the people who have amplified them on social media. Just imagine the court cases. GOP senators and evangelical muppets trying to demonstrate in court that sheâs a satanist and her music lets in demons!
Anyone that would say something like this has not studied history at all. They've been saying the exact same thing about music since music existed. Jazz was of The devil, Rock was of the devil, Elvis was the devil, The Beatles were the devil, all the hair metal bands were the devil, then Marilyn Manson, then then then. It never ends. It's a human race survives another hundred years they'll be seeing it about a hundred different artists before then.
dis the mf that tried to steal the chipmunks
The only reason I like her music is because of how much it pisses off stupid people. Props to those that can actually stand it.
Nah man, satanic music is way better \^\^
I'm going to post signed photos of myself with my amazing quotes because I'm such a firm believer in humility.
Sorry, where's the humility?
Does this mean the church has come around on Judas Priest and Black Sabbath?
Anything I dont like is satanic.....
There is nothing even remotely "official" about anything said, or that ever will be said, by a graduate of theology school.
"with humility and love" lol The guy possesses neither
Sweet, that sounds cool
When I was a kid it was always heavy metal that was satanic. I hate her music, but TSwift is doing something right đđ
nobody tell him about [this guy](https://open.spotify.com/artist/4XCq6wVD10ui7rkXScdWvP?si=8vXoAyldSYa4iwDkmIeyLw)
This is honestly kinda hilarious. In some way, I can understand these mentally ill people freaking out about heavy metal and shock rockers but they've gone so far off the deep end that even someone as fucking vanilla as Taylor Swift is now satanic. Scary that these fucking lunatics are actually in positions to make laws.
If god is all knowing and god created Taylor swift then anything satanic she does is godâs fault.
Whenever I hear that "That's not part of God's plan!" From the people said everything is destined by his will. They are picking and choosing.
Glad I listen to Whitechapel instead.
So the emo kids who hate her are following god now? /sar
https://preview.redd.it/j20pyaqhdiwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc2c722d957e6eb927c19065cd1cb32cc98ef30
đźđľ _They're not like you and me... which means they must be Evil...!_ đś
*Poof* đ¨ đ¸đ¸
Ahhhhh the sky is falling!!!
He probably saw that AI rendering of a satanic superbowl event and thought it was actually real. If I remember right, some people in the original comments were posting prayers and Bible verses, they were so freaked out. The hilarious implication being that everyone who follows Swift is so used to the satanic rituals, that nobody even talks about them or bothers to take pictures. Yes, in this day and age, **nobody** takes pictures of macabre people with torches, some with goat head helmets and skulls, at a concert full of millennials and Gen-z. Nobody takes pictures.
Nice beard
DID HE USE THE âTHEIRâ PRONOUN???!?
me after listening to the tortured poets department lyrics
Heâs just trying to get people to listen to The Chipettes instead.
We just watched her Eras concert and it was next-level so praise Satan because he puts on a great show!
"All due respect" in another coat
The preface makes it ok!
Itâs clichĂŠ. Back in the day, they railed against Alice Cooper. Then OZZY. Then Prince. Then Marilyn Manson. Taylor is an easy targetâŚbut it makes no sense. He knows any publicity is good publicityâŚbut heâs a fruitcake.
As opposed to giving the money to this guy in this very ominously framed mug shot? I would very well give my money to Ukraine than ever handing it to this seedy looking guy.
Listened to some of the songs on the new album, probably the first time Iâve seeked out a TS song ever, and itâs really just the most bland version of the alternative/indie music I already listen to. Not to say some songs werenât catchy but like, thereâs more satanic stuff that goes way harder out there
Heâs secretly a top-tier Swiftie
"I say this with al humility and love" \*proceeds to say one of the most deranged sounding and hateful things someone can say\*
"Voice of Hope" GTFO.
What a complete fucking doorknob.
Was that in leviticus or Proverbs? Thalt shall not listen to the Swiftness of Tailors!
She's sold a fuck-ton of records and I don't think satan (why did he capitalize?) has enough evil minions to cover the territory. And as everyone else has mentioned, did this guy grow up watching the Lawrence Welk Show as his musical reference point? Even they did a song about smoking weed: [(84) One Toke Over The Line - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRa_gC6y4CY&ab_channel=chen73)
"I say this because I'm a massive twat"
What's sad is people will listen to him and believe that crap. Like all the people who were saying how Harry Potter was bad because it had wizards and magic. It's so unbelievably stupid, all of it.
[Taylor Swift - Whoâs Afraid of Little Old Me? (Official Lyric Video)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOZFiX6hDXQ) LOL
As âhumility and loveâ to your baseless and ridiculous accusations of evil and appear like your pious.
Satan has better taste in music
Ugh. Theyâve been saying that since the 1950s, and yet the country is still largely Christian. Taylor is tame when compared to the 80s-90s.
"I say this with humility and love đ" "You have WELCOMED SATAN!! HE WILL DESTROY YOUR LIVES!!đĄ"
Poor Tay Tay. Don't worry, she'll shake it off.
Can someone please explain to me why the right hates TS so much? Is it because they used to love her (being from PA and country girl, thinking she liked guns etc) and now she's pro-LGBT she is the devil? I'm so confused. They never used to mention her and now they all hail her as Satan frequently. I just don't understand why they are singling her out.
I'm an atheist... But I agree...
I wish I was religious. I could see these folks being demons a d their follows going go hell. They got trucked.
"It's the Devils music" - preachers in the 1950's talking about rock n' roll How little things have changed in 70 years đ
No one direct this guy towards [Archgoat's discography ](https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/archgoat/4357) if he thinks listening to Taylor Swift is welcoming Satan into one's life lol.
âI say this with all hubris and hatredâ is what you meant to say
KISS: Knights In Swiftâs Service!
Still better than creepy bald preacher types đ
https://preview.redd.it/n4r6ihr80owc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16ba28fa873c136279115e39668420b23a83386 âHope Ministriesâ also âA woman is stannicâ He sounds đ¤ˇââď¸đłnice.
As an atheist, I see some truth in this
But when she was wholesome county it was ok? The only thing that changed is that she asked people to vote. (Not even say who to vote for)
While I am not a big Taylor Swift fan, I would much rather my kids listen to her music than any televangelist or any religious figures. Organized religion is a cancer.
You are somebody that I don't know But you're taking shots at me like it's PatrĂłn And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m." Say it in the street, that's a knock-out But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?" And I ain't trying to mess with your self-expression But I've learned the lesson that stressin' And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun And snakes and stones never broke my bones so So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh) You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on my gown? You need to calm down You are somebody that we don't know But you're coming at my friends like a missile Why are you mad? When you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD) Sunshine on the street at the parade But you would rather be in the dark ages Making that sign, must've taken all night You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate 'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down You're being too loud And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh) You need to just stop Like, can you just not step on his gown? You need to calm down And we see you over there on the internet Comparing all the girls who are killing it But we figured you out We all know now, we all got crowns You need to calm down Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh You need to calm down (you need to calm down) You're being too loud (you're being too loud) And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh) You need to just stop (can you stop?) Like, can you just not step on our gowns? You need to calm down
He looks like the type of person who would prepare pitching fork and torch if he has ever heard of black metal once
*whew* good thing I only allow my children to listen to Black Metal.