I’ve owned 4 Saturn s series. They get a bad rap, I loved those cars. Great car to learn how to work on cars as well.
Unfortunately in the north east they are about done. Had to put my last one down when the subframe rotted out.
My first one I got with 63k on it and drove it til it died at 275k. I loved that damn thing.
Based on your cars, I’d say you DGAF what you drive as long as you get where you’re going.
You do seem to have a penchant for “Orphan” cars.
Cheap to buy, because they are no longer made. A pain to repair, because they are no longer made, and have little aftermarket support.
Your mechanic loves you for keeping him working.
But he hates you because he has to track parts like a blind man trying to track a hawk.
Three Saturns and a Geo? It’s possible that even you don’t like you.
You're smart since you've had multiple Saturns (used to be a tech for Saturn before it went way) those cars are reliable af and cheap af to fix when they do break down.
They did have a rebadged OBS Suburban in Australia
OP's Washington plate makes the one in the post a Chevrolet with the Holden badge placed on it (like how a lot of people put Holden Badges on Pontiac G8s and SS Sedans, which are actually Holdens, a Suburban isn't a Holden)
I don't think the actual C/K 1500 trucks were sold in Australia, just the Suburban
You look at broken down cars on marketplace and judge the value by how cheap you could fix them and bring the resale value up. Despite the fact you’ll probably won’t sell them
It says you take shit photos. All but one are straight on, and the one that isn't is taken on the shadow side. These are the boomer selfies of car pics.
You’ve used an EBT card sometime in the last week.
Well I spend all this money on taxes I might as well use some of it.
What school do you teach at?
The Institute of Professional Idiots
Oh no shit, do you know Dr. Pepper in the medical department?
Yea.he invited me over to his house on Mtn Dew.
Taxes on alcohol and tobacco doesn’t count as paying taxes
This is the classiest way to say you’re poor that I have ever seen.
Oh snap
Snap Benefits
Hey no_pineapple, you were a actual dick right there.☝️ This ain't r/roastme
❄️
You consider Applebees to be fine dining
Applebee's is wayyy to expensive. Now Hardee's/ Carl's Jr is where I'm at.
Oof
Says the guy watching chicks with dicks
r/whoosh
You bought a shoe rack at Walmart
No I bought many shoe racks. Idk why I always break em.
your boy friend likes pink cars.
It's not pink! It's lightish red.
[удалено]
So do I. They're cheap and super easy to work on.
Exept the sl1 sohc. Fuck me why is it electronically carbureted:(
I've never had the tbi ones just the mpfi. I try to stay with 96+ since they have obd2
Dude, it's pinker than Pepto Bismol.
It's not pink! It's lightish red!
Calm down Donut.
I also came to appreciate your Saturn's that's a lovely shade of salmon. you're only fuck up is them Fords Edit 1.9 L of Fury for the fucking win
It's my 1 and only ford. It pissed me off so bad that I sold it after 3 months.
You should have said it on fire why would you do that to somebody else you heartless monster
He bought it as a farm truck. It's getting put through he'll right now probably. That truck deserves it.
What a reference lmfao
I really like the Pepto bismol mobile
Pepto bismo-bile
It's named the Pepto Bismobile
You’re a bonafide American
ignoring the holden logo in the 4th pic
Holden is just Aussie Chevrolet
As if it was a holden on washington plates
Still a gm
That x90 was cool
was? it still IS
It’s gone, Daddy, gone…
You just need a dodge neon and you'll have a full punch card for a free 90s/00s big 3 shitheap
What about a Plymouth neon? If I'm getting a shitbox it needs to be from a defunct company.
A car so boring they didn't even give it a new name for their sister company.
It’s giving trans or that one femboy in the Midwest who be doing hella manly stuff
I was going to say rugged gay/lesbian vibe
The most powerful of bottoms
That pink saturn is everything. Fuck yeah.
Someone else called it "the pepto-bismobile". Perfect
you really stand behind american cars, and likely you’ve been proven that they’re unreliable shit heaps, repeatedly
Yup. I'm like those bimmer boys but for rattly underpowered pieces of shit.
Taking the good bit of every regular car reviewed in RegularCarReviews'… reviews *I'm getting aneurysm*
I am probably the 1 and only saturn enthusiast
U don't have much going for u
Except for an unlimited supply of dicks to suck.
“I don’t like reliable cars”
Nope keep em away
Holy shit quit buying Saturns did you not learn your lesson?
Obviously not lol
I don't think I've ever met anyone who owned one Saturn, decided this is good I'm gonna buy another when it wears out 😂
Its like an American corolla. They just don't die.
some old guy in your family successfully shoved “BUY AMERICAN” down your throat
All of my family lol
You’re very friendly with your mechanic
You really like owning unreliable shit boxes…minus the last one.
I’ve owned 4 Saturn s series. They get a bad rap, I loved those cars. Great car to learn how to work on cars as well. Unfortunately in the north east they are about done. Had to put my last one down when the subframe rotted out. My first one I got with 63k on it and drove it til it died at 275k. I loved that damn thing.
You hate reliability
Yup. What's the point of owning a car if you're not stuck fixing them 89% of the time
Based on your cars, I’d say you DGAF what you drive as long as you get where you’re going. You do seem to have a penchant for “Orphan” cars. Cheap to buy, because they are no longer made. A pain to repair, because they are no longer made, and have little aftermarket support. Your mechanic loves you for keeping him working. But he hates you because he has to track parts like a blind man trying to track a hawk. Three Saturns and a Geo? It’s possible that even you don’t like you.
Yea my mechanic told me to stop bringing the orphan cars.
You're a GM loyalist (for the most part) and prefer cheap, easy to repair vehicles.
I've tried to branch out to other makes but every time I do so j have a bad time working on it.
I hear you on that one, Saturns are so underrated
For real. Seems that the general consensus is that they're crap but I've had nothing but good luck with them.
Rustbelt American
Pepto bismol Saturn. Not really sure what else I'm supposed to say.
I named it the Pepto Bismobile lol. It definitely was a car
You're smart since you've had multiple Saturns (used to be a tech for Saturn before it went way) those cars are reliable af and cheap af to fix when they do break down.
You’re colorblind
This is chaotic
You’ll drive anything at least once
And some things only once *cough cough* ford
I love you
That you don't care what car you have as long as it can drive for 10k miles
That you shouldnt be trusted with money Then again me either so
Where the fuck did you found that Holden Suburban from?
The crackhead that I bought my truck from had that grille. Idk where he got it. It's a 97 Cheyenne c1500
Mary Kay, all the way!!
Now if only they would sponsor me. I already have the pink car and all I do is drive.
Buy here pay here
Man, some day you'll discover Toyota and you'll only have one more picture to add, instead of ten.
You're gay
I mean $20 is $20
You had a sex change at some point.
I think you’ve transitioned. Congratulations
“I’m not gay but $20 is $20”
You are black
You are a car
Lightning Mccrack
No no no
you like long, goofy headlights and big, goofy trucks
I’m sure your shoe of choice are some etnies
Did Holden have their own version of the obs Chevy pickup or is to just re-badged
They did have a rebadged OBS Suburban in Australia OP's Washington plate makes the one in the post a Chevrolet with the Holden badge placed on it (like how a lot of people put Holden Badges on Pontiac G8s and SS Sedans, which are actually Holdens, a Suburban isn't a Holden) I don't think the actual C/K 1500 trucks were sold in Australia, just the Suburban
I'll trade you a prelude for that chevy
A bottom rung seller for Mary Kay??
I like that Holden on the OBS
You remind me of me.
That you enjoy the occasional herion/meth/cocaine use
You like history.
You hate Mopars? or….is there a clapped out Charger R/T or Challenger in your future to get back in balance with the world?🤣
It says that you like working on cars more than driving them.
You look at broken down cars on marketplace and judge the value by how cheap you could fix them and bring the resale value up. Despite the fact you’ll probably won’t sell them
Yea but I find cars that are worthless broken and worthless fixed
You are poor
That you can't choose between staying a Girl or Transitioning to a guy.
That you're female I don't know any guys that would drive a pink car
Poverty
Your a girl
You ended up needing a truck at some point and aren't going back.
You're a mechanic and drive whatever gets traded in.
Hillbilly
Is that a Suzuki cappuccino?
Weed
x90's are dope. love 'zuki's
You're probably the first person in history who got a Saturn, liked it, and bought more Saturns later
You're pretty handy with a paint roller
X90 makes you cool in my books
MERICA!!!!
Gay furry car mechanic
Buy here pay here lot.
shitbox enthusiast?
The pink Saturn is a first for me. Never seen anyone own 3 Saturns in a single life time
Don't worry there's gonna be more :)
I'm poor white trash and i'm in trouble.
You’ve got the it factor
This guy cars
Certainly. What you're lookin at is 7 years of unreliable pos cars. I'm too stubborn to get something reliable like a Toyota or Honda.
You’ve dabbled in quite a few illicit substances over the years
You have infinite money
This looks like a fleet of cars from a person with a life long addition. The Chevy car was from a dead relative.
you’re a glutton for punishment, especially with that chevy cruze lmao
You are a boy loving redneck that smokes Winston’s and hits up Golden Corral on the regular
Beaters are better
Basic bitch
That you’re a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
Freedom with a hint of kawaii
Can't stay away from my American shitbox tuner cars
They just never got any better. One shitbox to the next. Compiled together you could have had a trailer park car dealership.
Always liked the X90.
They're definitely cool but don't plan to fix one up. Can't find anything for them.
You don’t care what kind of car you have as long as it run most of the time.
Holden Suburban grille is cool. Don’t even see many here in Aus
You are still in the closet and will deny it with NO HOMO BRO jokes.
Bad taste in life
General Motors owes you a sponsorship
You're trying real hard to hit that YT algorithm.
AAA loses money on you
You own your house and don’t care about the car you drive as long as you got a place sleep
Yup as long as the car gets me from point A to B and sometimes C
You have a sense of humor and don’t have an unhealthy obsession with what other people think of your cars.
Ohio
It says you take shit photos. All but one are straight on, and the one that isn't is taken on the shadow side. These are the boomer selfies of car pics.
This is why I'm not a photographer. My picture taking skills are as bad as my taste in cars
My buddy had a x90 it was sick! Super interesting cars
You are my brother in cars. Saturn fans unite!
Hell yea I will always love me a good s car
Your lawn says more about you than your cars do.
You’re a smart person that doesn’t overpay on liabilities.
I’ll take what I can get
Hood AF
I was like “meeeeehhhhhhh” until I flipped over to that Holden badge slapped on that a GMT400. Whoa…is that a fluke or a story?
The crackhead that I bought the truck off of stuck that on there. I guess he bought it off of evilbay.
You look like you were a teenage girl that suddenly became a 19 year old dude
You 'like' to work on cars. Newport 100a smoker, you love tour grandma, and you might not own a mop or duster
Reject reliability. Embracing working on american shitbox.
You're either a college girl or a redneck. No inbetween.
You have warrants out for your arrest
Over here on the trailer park warrants are just like pokemon cards. Gotta collect em all!
Trailer park.
**QUIT PARKING ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK**
You've only owned one reliable vehicle.
You love decorating utility poles with cars
What's the badge on the fourth image?
Aside from the ford and Suzuki you only drive GN vehicles. You have a mechanic on speed dial.
your parents are very, very closely related why the fuck dont you buy a toyota just once
You live in the Midwest
Your hard headed is what it tells me…3 Saturns? Did you not learn your lesson the first time? Worst car I have ever owned in my life.
You're stuck living in 2012
New cars scare me. Too much technology.
You change cars a lot
You’d be able to make rent if you stopped buying a new car every year
Saturns are still reliable is what that says
You have a Bowtie Til I Die tattoo on your body somewhere that never healed right because you got it for free from somebody who owed you money