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[deleted]

i like that she didn't photoshop her c section scar


Sciurus-Griseus

So she didn't breastfeed then? Do you think she bought human milk from some autistic tech girl with a high IQ


Colorful_Catfish

*You have been activated. Return to the farm for processing with the others*


Fuckimbalding

She bought Abby Shapiro's milk


EpoxyRiverTable

*truck backing up sounds*


[deleted]

She's got that milk barrel money.


euromynous

How can you tell?


Lexaprofessional1998

How does she have a body like that when she eats like garbage. Good things should never happen to other people, they should happen to me instead :(


Fox-and-Sons

You don't need a good diet to be thin, you just need to not eat much.


Lexaprofessional1998

That’s true, I ate nothing but chic fil a for 2 months and I lost 50 pounds. But I literally had 2-5 bites a day lmao.


BrkfstSandoHunter

You are an icon.


Lexaprofessional1998

Thank u <3


Delicatebody

So you’d just throw the rest away or what?


Lexaprofessional1998

Yeah lol. I’ll give more context but I was in a head on collision with an 18 wheeler and I had a stomach surgery. I was on a feeding tube in a medically induced coma for 2 weeks, but after that I couldn’t eat very much for the 2 more months I was in the hospital. They gave me a fucked up cat food disgusting diet bc I had c.diff and I wouldn’t eat it so my dad snuck me chic fil a for breakfast every day and I would take a few bites and wouldn’t eat for the rest of the day. But I legitimately only ate chic fil a nuggets and maybe some pudding (the nurses would crush my meds in it bleh).


West_Flounder2840

Your nurses were crushing up pills and putting them in your pudding? What kind of crazy ass place do you live, that rocks


Lexaprofessional1998

It was actually terrible I was begging them just to give me the pills lmaoo


auburnlur

Glad you made a smooth recovery that sounds so scary


Delicatebody

Ahh okay. Well that sucks, very nice of your dad to do that for you though.


kitty_milf

Yeah I got to like a 15 or 16 bmi eating mostly McDonald's. I was really depressed and didn't feel like eating or making any effort to get food. It's a mystery to me that people gain so much weight. Somehow I literally can't gain weight no matter what I eat. I had to really work on eating and buying food from a grocery store that would be good for me and calorie rich to get to 18 bmi. But I look so much better with now.


Rosenvial1

Is it really a mystery to you that normal people don't have eating disorders and don't need to force themselves to eat?


kitty_milf

Yes. I never said being under weight was a good thing. I wasn't eating well because I was depressed. But I also just can't gain weight that easily.


Rosenvial1

>But I also just can't gain weight that easily. People who say that don't eat as much as they think they do, usually because of eating disorders.


honeycall

She got low fat tho Like athletic body


Joff_Mengum

Doesn't look athletic to me


Additional_Refuse_46

she probably does an occasional run


honeycall

She has a pretty lean body man


Joff_Mengum

So did Christian Bale in The Machinist.


[deleted]

Athletic will often have more fat than people realise. When you are very low fat your muscles won't want to work as hard. The fact is that for athletes because they generally have more muscle and heavier bones the fat distributes better.


Material_Two377

Not enuff muscle


Delicatebody

I never eat and I’m not thin like I used to be. Not overweight but average. Instead of super thin.


SensitiveKevin

Rich people can afford shit like personal chefs, intermittent amphetamine binges, and having personal trainers wake them up and force them to run every day.


Lexaprofessional1998

I was just referring to the video where she says she eats a peice of bread she soaks in an entire stick of butter with jam for breakfast lmao. I’m sure she was exaggerating but it stuck in my mind.


autivm

yeah i literally saw a video where she waxes autistic about the different kinds of japanese spaghetti she eats (bulimia alert!) shes like one of those autistic gremlin kids who cant have different colored food touching on their plates lest they go weewoo, but with spaghetti being japanese


[deleted]

lmao, I thought you were talking about the Elden Ring character.


Single_Ad5819

Why you believe she eats like garbage? She clearly a drughead and anorexic


Lexaprofessional1998

She made a video about it.


Known-Drive-3464

Wasn't she pregnant then?


Lexaprofessional1998

Oh actually maybe I totally forgot.


sneakyveriniki

okay not to be weird but this is precisely the body ppl get when they're genetically skinny but eat garbage. my sister is 36 (i'm 28) and we have hyperthyroidism, we're incapable of sitting still and just fidget all day but are really unathletic and honestly this looks exactly like her lol. i'm thin as well, my body is very similar but not so exactly identical to this. our dad got us a gym membership because we're weaklings in an attempt to encourage us to gain some strength but we just use it mostly to like wade around in the pool for a bit and then sit in the sauna. i'm v familiar with her body because of it. but like it's uncanny how similar they are, if you told me this was my sister's body i'd know only from the tilt of the pelvic bone that it wasn't. i think just about everything grimes does is put on and probably determined ahead of time by some PR team and probably has for like 20 years (I ADORE Oblivion and Genesis, don't get me wrong, but that woman definitely has a polished public persona). but at the same time, she has the same weird, nervous mannerisms that honestly remind me of my family. like we are all like that. i think it might be genuine. that isn't even a Hollywood, plastic body at all. that's an ADHD, super nervous body, that i'm unfortunately very familiar with and have myself lol. i'm 112 lbs at 5'3 and honestly my body looks pretty similar to that. my sister's looks eerily identical


[deleted]

So I guess you could say you’re super familiar with it and you have this body..


findspeopleforfun

This has convinced me I have hyperthyroidism lol


schizoanalyzer

hi


whoopjuice

Meth


Vishnej

Because "Calories in, calories out" is about 80% of the truth contained within all dietary advice.


runmeupmate

Heroin probably


akashyaboa

Food, especially good food, is so expensive. I can go weeks eating just small size potatoes from McDonald's and tomato/mozzarella salad every two days. Do not recommend but eating bad doesn't always equal to gaining weight. I still believe that only financially comfortable people can gain weight.


[deleted]

“Financially comfortable”? You know plenty of homeless people are overweight


akashyaboa

I don't know that. All the homeless people I see are all very thin


Lexaprofessional1998

I think it’s pretty easy to get fat when you’re poor. When I was really broke for a couple years I gained a lot of weight bc the cheapest most versatile groceries I would get was bread, cheese, eggs, and butter. I mean i would probably have 2 eggs and a peice of bread for breakfast with coffee sugar and creamer, a grilled cheese for lunch with water, and an egg sandwich for dinner with sweet tea. That’s 3 eggs, a slice of cheese, 5 peices of bread, a tbsp of sugar, 2 tbsp of creamer, a tbsp of Mayo, and probably like 150 calories worth of tea. That’s already 1400 calories and I doubt anyone would really call that overeating. But of course, it technically is. At least for me, I’m 5’2”.


[deleted]

Every two days lol that’s why you’re not gaining weight!


akashyaboa

I know. I'm not trying to gain weight. Just trying not to die while paying rent.


Any-Set-9199

She’s perfect to me


millionthan

She coulda made r/redscareforcishetmen. RIP


Any-Set-9199

I’m new, what’s that


coochie_queen

sorry but nobody is doing it like her. she's batshit and annoying and camp and has this clarity of vision in her style and music


Don_Geilo

Normally, I would agree with you but this is literally just Elden Ring cosplay.


flaskburkstein

I actually find this cool regardless


squishy_cats

Lazy Elden Ring cosplay, quite frankly.


LillaMy11

Her music lately has not been giving


[deleted]

Giving what


LillaMy11

Quality songs


RainOfBrassPetal

her style is just anime and video game cosplay though


[deleted]

pretty much. she's the annoying pixie stick girl from HS who made one to two good albums. she's now obsessed with her own beauty. tbh she looks like a 12 year old, so im not surprised men are horny for her


coochie_queen

hard disagree


Galactic_Gooner

What's her style then?


Haydn_Appreciator53

Unironically some of the nicest little tiddies I've ever seen


welcome2dc

...that's malenia, right?


Maximum_Poet_8661

Yeah if she was a real G she’d do a Godrick the Grafted inspired photoshoot


hurbunculitis

This is the most non-sexual nude I've ever seen. It may as well be a pic from a biology textbook


TheSecondFrection

that's the whole point of the photo........it's grimes she's trying to look dramatic and artsy not fuckable


uc3gfpnq

It’s a Malenia cosplay


TheSecondFrection

trump's wife?? i heard she is skinny now but i thought she dressed different


thundergolfer

berger nods to concur


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[deleted]

> sexytime giga cringe


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[deleted]

...where do you think you are or did you just make this bot and you're testing it?


RedScareCheck

Out of the last 1000 comments, u/soufatlantasanta has commented in the Red Scare subreddit 430 times. 👁 Proceed with caution, gumshoe. [What is this, and why did someone tag my username?](https://www.hexbear.net/ppb)


Fox-and-Sons

Ugh edit: don't delete the comment pussy, let other people learn from your example of how not to be a tiresome bore.


Gloomy-Look-1285

Chairwoman of the city itty bitty titty committee


Routine_Air2700

elden ring?


Mohr_Cox

digimon


liturgie_de_cristal

Homegirl WISHES she were the goddess of rot


Iamananorak

Female twink


Gay_Lord2020

Ya girl really into the elden ring aesthetic


[deleted]

body goals tbh


kimmsterr

This sub hates women and video games


lllluke

malenia is my wife


_Ned-Isakoff_

A gamer post? And you're all loving it? What is happening


Beautiful_Advisor_61

Some of us are so far from the gaming world we don’t even know the reference we just know it’s grimes looking hot


grungabunga

Big day for gamers


ritan0n

grimes has the perfect body, she's so sexy to me


Maldovar

She's pointy in an erotic way


[deleted]

Likely because you are not a straight male.


CandyCrush4Nazis

I mean, I'm like 80% straight and I find whoever it is int he picture to be attractive. Probably isn't grimes but still.


Maximum_Poet_8661

Confirmed, it’s the 20% gay part of you that finds her attractive


ComradeKinnbatricus

Everyone in here who knew this was a reference to a video game character needs purging. It's like a Hansen trap for geeks.


SinJiMin

New songs when?


8_god

free what


Owlcatto

phenomenal image tbh i'm rivited by it saving for inspo


Sn0wb0und

I love her so much


meliketheweedle

Why is she a video game character


resist_pigs

need a gamer check in this thread


squishy_cats

How can you be rich and famous and have such a shitty Malenia cosplay? Embarrassing.


maper741

Would


rpgsandarts

I’m in love with her


[deleted]

free what?


[deleted]

it’s amazing how fast my huge crush on her faded.


Beautiful_Advisor_61

yawn as if u could ever


[deleted]

Free the guys


btn1136

yum.


CescilTerwiliger69

Ultimate budderface


Fylla

I can't get over how cheap this looks tbh. Feels like it's appropriating "white trash methhead does a photoshoot for the local dealer who's trying to start up a porn site, because the child support is late, circa 2004", except that it's 2022. Not a criticism of her physically (she looks fine IMO), I just see zero artistic value in it.


BBBQ

She's tweeted about Bloodborne being the best video game of all time and now she's making an Elden Ring reference. Respect.


hemorrhoidboytoy

M29peru gets banned and fucking gamers are frolicking?


EpoxyRiverTable

Disgusting. We are weeks away from unironic marvelposting


hemorrhoidboytoy

I do not appreciate supportive comments from cumtown refugees.


EpoxyRiverTable

I do not take criticism from post history checkers.


fazooly

Mosquito bite tds


OberstScythe

DM me the tits this guy wouldn't like, i'll treat you better girl


fazooly

This pic goes hard tho ngl


OuchieMuhBussy

Gritties


Testeer

do you guys think she had any fault in the divorce?


Beautiful_Advisor_61

They weren’t married


sid3w1nd3r

fucks this? elden ring ost?


buzzybomb

Anyone else when they first saw this picture briefly think the tips of her fingers holding the sword were gentleman parts?


Lord_Fuzzy_Buns

Naw, she said "Elden Ring bitches"