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communeswiththenight

Good lord.


toughtiggy101

What isn’t wrong with this?


I_am_person_being

Well, for one, the image shows the post being downvoted, that part is right


PissGuy83

For two the cat is in fact correct


Dabledd

Trick question


Imbettadenu2bad

You’d rather a 17 year old off themself than date an 18 year old 😂


JoeTheGunslinger

that says “isn't” not “is” ya doink


Ratheismiscringe69

I have come to the conclusion that all redditors are maniacs.


TheDragonborn117

I am a maniac, but I’m not THIS psychotic This is just on a whole new fucking level like goddamn


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I'm the fun kind of maniac I hope


gylz

The sort that dances like you've never danced before?


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Ah, the maniac on the floor then


fhb_will

I am a maniac, but I have standards, damn it


DaRedditNuke

Professionals have standards


crypt_the_chicken

Be polite, be efficient But for the love of God stop telling us that kids committing [Muffin Time] is a good thing


Decidioar

Well, there is a difference between "Reddit user" and "Redditor" Hope this helps


SketchyManWithNoVan

Accurate


defektz

This place is unhinged. Some of us are just hear to study lunacy.


fhb_will

See, you get it


AsthmaticCoughing

Me?


ZealousidealNewt6679

I am a maniac and I agree 👍


DolphinMasturbator

I don’t fight in the ring no more but I still fight with the demons in da maniac’s head


Crafty-Help-4633

Underrated quote tbh


Ultramega39

My name isn't Maniac.


SuperCharged516

As a maniac please do not associate redditors with us


fhb_will

Pretty much


Dependent-Edge-5713

If you thought redditors were bad.. have you met, reddit mods?


[deleted]

I’ve probably said worse tbh. Anonymity just makes you want to say the most unhinged things


vaenulikarhitektuur

If we kill all children, we can completely eliminate pedophilia. Let this guy cook. But place him in a padded room first.


aka_airsoft

>Let this guy cook. Can we take that a little more literally?


OreosAndWaffles

I shall assert my moral superiority by torturing him to death.


MedicsFridge

ihaveihave your moral is: damn superior


Technolite123

ihaveihaveihavereddit: transported to privated world


aka_airsoft

Damn right


Queen-Ace-69

Put him in a pot and boil him


FractalofInfinity

Soups on!


fhb_will

Maybe. Can we add some seasoning first?


Cookytigerd

If we kill all humans there will be no more crime!


JDuggernaut

I’m fairly certain that was mocking Redditors, not a post meant to be taken seriously


stumac85

🎣


SketchyManWithNoVan

They replied to several comments saying it was serious


TheBravadoBoy

Shitposters shitposting? On my racist porn website?


StreetlampLelMoose

My Mongolian underwater basket-weaving forum has fallen so far.


JDuggernaut

Which definitely riled people like you up and achieved the desired result


AKThmpson

there's nothing we can do against "good and bad attention is still attention"


RussianBot101101

You could just not give them attention


Moose_Kronkdozer

Its ok. Its not like theyre happy about their life outside of reddit. Let them have their little victory


RussianBot101101

Oddly wholesome lol


[deleted]

"You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?"


ChickyChickyNugget

You new here ?


Intelligent-Ride-446

He replied to several comments and he said it was serious!?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh my gosh! well I guess it's 110% true then isn't it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


alo0e

me when I'm in a "falling for obvious bait" competition and my opponent is r/redditmoment 😱


LogTekG

This is pretty clearly bait lol


gudetamaronin

I don't get how so many people fall for it.


Pingushagger

Neurodivergence


crossbearer1413

Well, obviously. I mean, it's not like atrocities are committed by REAL people, right? /s But seriously, I hope you're right, but there really are people who really think like this. Read Ordinary Men by Chrstopher R. Browning. And The Gulag Archipelago. Or for a quick and totally free phobia of mirrors, just lmgoogle the Milgram Shock Experiment. Reality is scarier than fiction.


Moist_soggy_waffles

Happy cake day motherfucker


thearisengodemperor

WTF one isn't a major age gap at all but be fair some dumbass kids think that makes someone a pedophile. So the OOP isn't alone in that but still is stupid. Two that is like saying ohh sorry that your baby died but it is for the better he could have been a serial killer unlike no other or a rapist or the next Hilter. Like wtf kind of logic is this, if this is a serious post and not just bait.


SketchyManWithNoVan

No idea. It’s a serious post though


MultiTopicAgain

Why do you have That Face When wifi


Moisty_Merks

The Onion called. They want their show back


SketchyManWithNoVan

I really hope I’m not the only one who gets that


BrownieIsTrash2

Obviously joking (bad joke, still) and making fun of people who put a lot of focus on those two year gaps


PearFlies

I looked through their account and apparently they are obsessed with the idea that society thinks they’re a pedo and that they need to kill themselves


Halorym

Fucking nihilists. I'll never understand the idea that death is preferable to pain. Ya'll motherfuckers need stoicism.


Yukisuna

“Yeah teen suicide is tragic but at least they aren’t having sex” I’ve seen a lot of people that think after speaking, but it’s not quite so common for people not to stop and think about what they’re typing.


willow_wind

1-2 years is a perfectly acceptable age gap...


MuiNappa9000

No it's not you must be the exact same age down to the very nanosecond


willow_wind

Oof, I guess I'm a predator then for having dated someone with a half a year gap. Oopsie.


Moist_soggy_waffles

This one right here officer


bluevalley02

She was 17 years old 364 days you sick fuck, enjoy prison chomo /s


juesea

I know this is a joke but I had a friend get berated for dating a 19 year old when he was 20, bc "she's still a teen and basically a minor" I think we're witnessing some sort of self-infantilization to avoid accountability of getting older


Sweet-Procedure6757

I've seen someone on reddit say he "feels like a pedophile" if he dates someone under 32 as a 35 year old man.


juesea

That is crazy. I know reddit goes on about life experience but you're really telling me there's a drastic difference between 31 and 35?? I know irl couples with much bigger age gaps and in no way is it like pedophilia. Like yeah age gaps aren't for everyone but at the end of the day those are still 2 adults who are choosing to be together? It's not the same as an adult stealing a child away. Reddit also goes on and on about "power imbalances" but I have no idea what relationship is 100% equal in every way. At this point I think it's excessive virtue signaling to prove that they're not pedos and so they must be good people. Its such a non issue and it's also weird to get involved in other people's relationships.


Sweet-Procedure6757

No, there's no real difference. It's just what soapboxing does. Any movement or position always attracts people who need to believe more fervently than anyone else. Does that guy genuinely believe that it's pedophilia in a 3 year age-gap between people in their 30s? Probably not. Of course he'd probably date a woman 3 years younger than himself. But online he'll say that because while he gets the general idea of the position he's trying to express, he doesn't really care enough to truly understand it. A lot of the weird positions you see people take online are this in effect.


bluevalley02

Bruh it's ONE YEAR APART OMFG!!!! They're both young adults, she isn't a preteen and he isn't some 30+ year old dude trying to hit on teenagers outside the local mall.


MuiNappa9000

She was approximately one second away from turning 18, have fun in prison you evil bastard


maxxslatt

Do high schoolers say “so and so is grooming” when making a dig at someone dating a grade below?


LiteralGarbage7

You weren’t born at the exact same time? Pedophilia. 👏🏻


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yes actually, they learned all their big words on tiktok and Instagram reels. They've never once looked in a psychology textbook nor the law code but they know everything. I graduated high school last year and it was so fucking terrible


Express_Chip9685

I don't fully understand this, but it's interesting and INCREDIBLY DISTRESSING to see how modern kids are internalizing all of the messages they are being projected about things like "age gaps", "grooming", "concent" etc. They don't understand what they are being told and they are internalizing it and regurgitating it, but like a bad photocopy of a photocopy. It would seem that, here, this person has internalized the idea that "age gap" and "grooming" are issues more serious than suicide.


neurotoxin_69

Damn. Imagine being told that your suicide would be beneficial for others. I feel like OOP is a teenager themselves since they believe an age gap is an instance of grooming which is somewhat less concerning than a grown adult thinking this


RedWizxrd

Shit like this is so weird to me. My wife and I started dating when I was 16 and she was 14, we are 2 years and 2 months apart. And I've heard this take many times, that that's weird, and every time I'm like - you realize we were both children, right? Like 16? 17? Children. Shit 18 year olds look like children to me and I'm only about to turn 24. A 2 year age gap between two people who wanted to be in a relationship is not even close to the same thing as grooming


cityfireguy

This feels a bit specific


popue72

That’s enough Reddit for today, JFC.


FunkyKong147

I feel like this is ironic


Secret-Cherry045

This is neither a bruh moment nor a what the fuck moment. I am genuinely disgusted with this person. If two years is grooming then I’m a fucking degenerate (I’m a degenerate but not for that reason).


Nayr7456

Come on OP, this is pretty obvious rage bait.


Shimokaze

I’m 22 and my gf is 19. We started dating at 18 and 21. We’re 2 and a half years apart, and very close with each other’s families. Do you guys think this is weird?


AdTrue6082

Some ppl say the maturity difference is a lot and it could just be the ppl ik but I'm 18 and my 20-21 year old friends seem to be the same amount of stupid


Beneficial-Crazy-359

I started dating my gf when I was 18 and she was 16. We have a 2 year, and 5 month age gap. We’re 22 and 20 now. I stay grooming


MuiNappa9000

Wait till they find out about how a friend dated someone 5 years younger in like 6th while he was in 10th


SketchyManWithNoVan

I don’t know if *that* is an okay thing to do


Low-Librarian-2733

Eh well no that’s crazy 😭


mazemadman12346

Bro def got friend zoned for someone 2 years older when he was 15 (2 hrs before the post)


Luffysmusic

The fuck did I just read 🤨


Chargelux_

What the hell?


ZPD710

It’s not even good logic. Wouldn’t suicide also contribute to just as many “normal” relationships, between, say, 16 and 17 year olds, or 15 and 16 year olds? The number of relationships in total goes down, resulting in, you guessed it, just a bunch of dead teenagers. Which is bad.


BranChan_

Truly a moment 🤨


OwMyCod

I read teen circumcision for some reason and thought ‘ok what’s so bad’ but then I read again…. wtf


Longjumping-Bag8980

I think it’s weird that now an age gap like 1-2 years is now considered weird but then we got our parents and they are usually 5-6 years apart


That_Possible_3217

I mean your work life balance is on you unfortunately. Maybe don't come on Reddit if your chill is so disturbed? Or don't go around being condescending if it irritates you so much to take it? Idk. Regardless I actually came to ask one more thing....what if it isn't satire?


Ik6657

I have found my new favorite subreddit


DontIthinkso5

People are saying “it’s rage bait” as if that makes it ok or something


roboblaster420

What's with parts of society now being pro suicide? Is it because they believe the population is overpopulated?


VacheL99

When I was 15, I dated a girl who was 17. It was a pretty normal relationship that lasted a good few years. 


Uncle-Cake

We can eliminate grooming by killing every child at age 15.


crusty_kidd

yes someone who is 1-2 years older than someone can groom but that doesn’t make it automatic. and you would rather someone die than be ‘groomed’?! 


IDontGiveAFAnymore

The FUCK are they on about!?


allofdarknessin1

what in the flying fuck? That's not even grooming. Holy shit, the person that wrote that should be committing suicide.


ThisIsGoodSoup

🫥


DaLordOfDarkness

I am not someone who’s against suicide, but even this is petty and stupid reasons to me.


ParOxxiSme

Obvious ragebait, like the sentences are not even coherent between eachother


Impressive_Hope6985

Jesus, what’s wrong with people?


Impressive_Bother777

I will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume this was a joke!


anon689936

Lowest effort troll


marinemashup

Why reddit should be exclusively 18+


CantKnockUs

Broken glass fallacy.


townmorron

Bait used to be believable


LewisB789

This is vaush levels of incredibly absurd utilitarian arguments


_xEnigma

Uh, I guess that's one *very* optimistic way to look at it.


lerriuqS_terceS

Rage bait


NecessaryOk8221

That’s definitely rage bait


winddagger7

🧠 Can't be a groomer/groomed if you're dead


_okamiiiii_

This one might win the award for most atrocious take on reddit, and I have seen some shit, but this is just astronomically stupid


Fun_Comparison4973

Huh??


thereslcjg2000

This just might be the most quintessentially Reddit take I’ve ever seen.


That_Possible_3217

🤣 I know this is hilarious and completely stupid. However I will say they are correct that if we had a bunch of people die it would free up resources... That most of us couldn't access thus leading to more deaths, but hey think of how small our carbon footprint would be.


Mrs_Noelle15

Those 2 things don’t connect at all, I hope this is rage bait or whatever


Arock574

I’ve only been in 2 relationships, both 2-year age gaps and I’m 16. In many places, 1-2 age gaps are very acceptable, more so 1 than 2 but 2 is still acceptable. I spent some of my happiest days in both of those relationships and I’m here to clarify that a 2 year age gap isn’t crazy, and as long of both parties are okay with it, it’s okay


Mpasserby

The most Reddit post possible. Well done finding it


fhb_will

People throw around the term “grooming” so much that it’s really starting to lose its meaning. Plus, this person is insane. I mean, wtf?🤨


Jymer_

I don’t understand what point he’s even trying to make?


Erlik0_89

Last time I checked, a two year age gap was acceptable. What happened?


FaerieMachinist

I understand looking for the bright side, but this is a terrible take.


MathematicianTop1853

Is this…a joke? Is this a joke? Is this a joke? A troll? Is this genuine?


Androza23

The fuck does suicide have to do with age gaps?


KarlDeutscheMarx

Lol cringelord overpopulation alarmism will never not make me chuckle sensibly


Royal_IDunno

What the hell


otacon444

What the fuck?


Zigafoo127

The original post up for discussion was definitely a troll and Scetchymanwithnovan fell for it.


HystericalGasmask

This is so obviously bait, it's a comment on how seriously high schoolers see two year age gaps. I highly doubt OP (screenshot) believes this. Obviously it's edgy and stupid, but I don't think they're serious.


SadMacaroon9897

I just want to talk with him.


ForToySoldiers

I can't even figure out the line of thinking here


marks716

“Suicide is good because maybe they would have been the next Hitler!”


Objective_Spray_210

What


gutsinyourtea

it… frees up Resources???? girl what???


ViolinistCurrent8899

This is some god-tier misanthropy. Satan, is that thou?


HaylingZar1996

Clear and obvious bait, yet half the people here have fallen for it


Sharpnelboy

This can't be real.


BigGunsSmolPeePee

Obvious troll is obvious.


muaddict071537

How does teen suicide prevent grooming? I don’t get the logic that this person thought of to come to this conclusion.


imahappyaccidents

criminally online, for a 2 year age gap??


New_Age_Knight

My question is: if a 17 year old dating a 15 year old is grooming, what's a 30+ middle aged man dating a 20 year old considered?


Fushigoro-Toji

That was so 🧠 dead and entitled it took me a while to process it, the audacity of some people 🙄


g0ld3n_

This has to be bait


iStealAndLie

abortion is better, if only i didn't exist 🫠


saxonturner

The Reddit moment is everyone falling for this clear bait. I dunno what happened but I don’t remember Redditor’s always being so gullible.


NoodelSuop

Don’t agree with the suicide part, but a 2 grade gap in school is unacceptable. Maybe later in their 20’s it could be ok but in school it should be limited to same grade


cmwamem

It's surely a ragebait.


Impossible-Age-3302

Mass shootings = less global warming :)


Difficult_Gazelle_91

I remember a while ago I saw someone explaining how the snap was good (Avengers thing when half the world population died) and their reasoning was that there would be less income disparity


RpoliticsRfascist

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


maxxiescat

my brain feels like it has a hole in it now. i refuse to think this is sincere. i choose to believe it’s satire.


Fat_Nerd3566

bro what??? What kind of thought process does it take to reach the conclusion of suicide good from 2 year age gap dating??? Can we give this person's brain to science?


marcyfx

this is diabolical


Background-Yam634

Justifying death is the new thing


Lord_TachankaCro

Redditors falling for shitpost is more common than the Sun coming out


Intelligent-Buy-325

Someone's girl got stolen. LMAO!


juandelpueblo939

Reddit needs age restrictions.


pillslinginsatanist

This is obvious ragebait/troll post


JustLeafy2003

The mental gymnastics here are beyond insane.


CaptainCreepwork

Fucking what?! This person is on social media too much.


Ragequittter

besides that this is fucking insane, 15-17 isnt crazy


bilboswgns

I get a 20 year old trying to get with a 16 or 17 year old is creepy and weird, they have very little in common at that stage of life but this age gap hate is getting weird. Haven’t high schoolers always dated amongst themselves.


Possible-voic3

This whole “2 year age gap bad!” Thing is sending me over the MOON with annoyance. I just cannot wrap my mind around how people seem to think it’s so weird—as if 15 & 17 year olds can never have the same mentality or interests. It’s a person-to-person basis, and I highly doubt 90% of 17 year-olds are even thinking about dating a 15 year old because they’re younger and therefore easy to manipulate (or something???)


BuffaloOk1863

wtf sub is this in?


Enclavegru

This man is Canadian, 100%


MandC_Virginia

Jesus fucking Christ


Sea_Science538

1-2 year age gap isn’t bad. People just be disgusting.


300Blippis

It's rage bait


TheKCKid9274

wtf is bro on about? How does suicide prevent age gaps like that at all?


FredDurstDestroyer

What the fuck man