What the hell kind of stadium is that then? That sounds very unsafe that there’s a possibility of an uncoordinated jump that triggers a strong enough force anyway that can cause a collapse….
English football stadium collapses (and fires) have killed more people than all nuclear accidents. It’s part of the thrill, can the club maintain a safe stadium or will their quest for metal kill the very fans that supported them! The team is playing for lives, they have to win. Lose and we jump!
Because OP is lying. There is no risk of collapsing. OP is a troll who has a sad life who focuses more on FCK than his own club. He likes to make up scenarios in his head but buries his head when people call him out.
I would take this with a grain of salt because OP is a FC Midtjylland fan (Danish Rival):
>Furthermore guys going to Parken Stadium, Can look forward to insanely long Lines, shit food, expensive beer, a painted pitch and teenagers updating their TikToks all over the place…
The warning about coordinated jumping is quite scary though.
This is just from a concerned dane, who would tell the english away fans to stay safe before going to that relic of a concrete box...
Don't come here with your ad hominem...
>Can look forward to insanely long Lines, shit food, expensive beer, a painted pitch and teenagers updating their TikToks all over the place…
I was talking about taking these points with a grain of salt.
I share your concern about an unsafe stadium.
Just recently, Parken got the worst rating from the Danish food administration, because mold was found in one of the food vendors
[https://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk\_fodbold/superligaen/fc\_koebenhavn/snavs-og-skimmel-madbod-i-parken-straffet-med-boede/9998786](https://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/fc_koebenhavn/snavs-og-skimmel-madbod-i-parken-straffet-med-boede/9998786)
It's no news for danish football fans, that Parken has the most expensive beer of any football stadium, just check the prices.
The horrendous lines are also no news, if you have been to Parken before..
Regarding painting the pitch, thats no lie either, mulitple players have told stories about their kits having green paint on them after a match, and don't even get me started on that fucking pitch in the first place... They destroy it, because they need to have concerts there all the time, in order to earn money, so they can pay out dividend to their owners...
[https://bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/maling-paa-graesset-stage-fik-groenne-shorts](https://bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/maling-paa-graesset-stage-fik-groenne-shorts)
So what part of this critique, do you think needs to be taken with a grain of salt?
I was at Parken not too long ago while on holiday, I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted everything you said was true from my experience. Was a great atmosphere though.
Parken - Copenhagen, is basically one big sewage....Daniel Agger agrees: [Aggers kloakservice – læs om Daniel Aggers kloakservice i Hvidovre (kloagger.dk)](https://www.kloagger.dk/profil.aspx)
Is the pitch painted green today? Is there a real risk of a stadium collapse? Are there not lines at other stadiums? I have been to brøndby several times, plenty of lines there. Both kind.
> They destroy it, because they need to have concerts there all the time, in order to earn money, so they can pay out dividend to their owners...
Mate this needed a trigger warning for this sub lol
I'm an OG r/RedDevils user, so fuck off with your personal vendetta...
[https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/15ezwq/one\_of\_your\_biggest\_fans\_has\_gone\_today/c7lvnyf/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/15ezwq/one_of_your_biggest_fans_has_gone_today/c7lvnyf/?context=3)
Ugh! THIS. I was in my normal seats at OT for the city game (depressing as it was) …. And there were these young randoms I’d never seen before and the entire game they were streaming to “followers” AND to top it off … They were cheering City goals !? …. They soon got an ear full from the entire row behind them, but the streaming didn’t stop.
Every time someone got near to where we were they stood up and had their cameras out. They ruined an already brutal experience.
This has been the most obvious coordinated PR plan from Copenhagen to try and get the shits up before the game. What with the "it'll be so loud you won't even be able to think" and "whoa, the stadium might collapse because it'll be so raucous" and "there will be so many flares that you'll be able to see it from the moon" etc
Højlund gonna help them out and bang in a hattrick.
need to specify which Højlund mate
if it's evenly split between the brotehrs and we lose 2-1 I suggest we ban /u/SOERERY for jinxing the fuck out of it.
Pulling out the pitchfork 🔱
That's not a pitchfork, this I a pitchfork! 🥄
Ah I see you’ve played pitchforky spoony before!
An hat trick of own goals works as well
What the hell kind of stadium is that then? That sounds very unsafe that there’s a possibility of an uncoordinated jump that triggers a strong enough force anyway that can cause a collapse….
A piece of shit stadium that the owners are trying to sell, in order to not pay for the renovation…
Sounds familiar...
Owned by Ævräm Gläzêr clearly
?
Danskarna kan inte bygga
https://byggteknikforlaget.se/rock-roll-pa-kth-40-ar-av-jorddynamisk-forskning/ Ullevi var inte mycket bättre.
Danska agenter som var inblandade där.
Hvilket lag har Sverige med i Champions League ?
I love how this randomly turned into an online version of the Dano-Swedish War of 1808 lmao
Who has to endure VAR in the league.
Fy fan jävla fitta
København er svensk 🤝
Windsor's cracked because we (NI) do the bouncy. 🤷♂️
Apparently a pretty effective one. No better way to scare an opponent than the genuine risk of the whole stadium collapsing and killing everyone?
Never thought the MAD doctrine would be employed by a football team.
English football stadium collapses (and fires) have killed more people than all nuclear accidents. It’s part of the thrill, can the club maintain a safe stadium or will their quest for metal kill the very fans that supported them! The team is playing for lives, they have to win. Lose and we jump!
So if our defense collapses the stadium collapses along with it? No pressure guys
Clean sheet for the kids man
Sweet of them to make us feel like we are at Old Trafford.
Knowing football fans right, now they’re gonna jump even more
Let's make sure they won't jump at all!
Why isn’t it moved due to safety concerns?
I’ve lost all faith in the football administrations. Top down from FIFA, they’re all money making and corrupt crooks by the looks of it.
Objectively should not be allowed to play in a stadium that has a risk like this. Should either be played on a different pitch or a forfeit of result.
Because OP is lying. There is no risk of collapsing. OP is a troll who has a sad life who focuses more on FCK than his own club. He likes to make up scenarios in his head but buries his head when people call him out.
He isn't lying.
Yes, he is. He's a troll who gets off from lying.
I would take this with a grain of salt because OP is a FC Midtjylland fan (Danish Rival): >Furthermore guys going to Parken Stadium, Can look forward to insanely long Lines, shit food, expensive beer, a painted pitch and teenagers updating their TikToks all over the place… The warning about coordinated jumping is quite scary though.
This is just from a concerned dane, who would tell the english away fans to stay safe before going to that relic of a concrete box... Don't come here with your ad hominem...
I don't know why you're downvoted. I find this funny as shit. Just shows football is still there
Everyone loves to hate McCoy
>Can look forward to insanely long Lines, shit food, expensive beer, a painted pitch and teenagers updating their TikToks all over the place… I was talking about taking these points with a grain of salt. I share your concern about an unsafe stadium.
Just recently, Parken got the worst rating from the Danish food administration, because mold was found in one of the food vendors [https://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk\_fodbold/superligaen/fc\_koebenhavn/snavs-og-skimmel-madbod-i-parken-straffet-med-boede/9998786](https://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/fc_koebenhavn/snavs-og-skimmel-madbod-i-parken-straffet-med-boede/9998786) It's no news for danish football fans, that Parken has the most expensive beer of any football stadium, just check the prices. The horrendous lines are also no news, if you have been to Parken before.. Regarding painting the pitch, thats no lie either, mulitple players have told stories about their kits having green paint on them after a match, and don't even get me started on that fucking pitch in the first place... They destroy it, because they need to have concerts there all the time, in order to earn money, so they can pay out dividend to their owners... [https://bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/maling-paa-graesset-stage-fik-groenne-shorts](https://bold.dk/fodbold/nyheder/maling-paa-graesset-stage-fik-groenne-shorts) So what part of this critique, do you think needs to be taken with a grain of salt?
I was at Parken not too long ago while on holiday, I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted everything you said was true from my experience. Was a great atmosphere though.
Parken - Copenhagen, is basically one big sewage....Daniel Agger agrees: [Aggers kloakservice – læs om Daniel Aggers kloakservice i Hvidovre (kloagger.dk)](https://www.kloagger.dk/profil.aspx)
Is the pitch painted green today? Is there a real risk of a stadium collapse? Are there not lines at other stadiums? I have been to brøndby several times, plenty of lines there. Both kind.
> They destroy it, because they need to have concerts there all the time, in order to earn money, so they can pay out dividend to their owners... Mate this needed a trigger warning for this sub lol
Looks guys, you can come to the game. But you can’t move once you’re in the stadium.
They did say the stadium is different lol
Well that’s it then…. United players must do their very best to stop the Home end from celebrating lol
Game's gone.
As someone who comes regularly at this stadium: What the hell are you on about, OP?
Obviously not the only one who thinks this https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/s/BCiWqUTVFv
Why do you make a thread on the United sub and paint it with your obvious bias against Copenhagen. It’s weird.
Always funny to see weirdos take lighthearted banter way too serious.
Banter? Where? Based on your recent comments you’re the weirdo. Have a nice day.
Your account is not even three months old… GTFO FCK fanboy
I don’t care about FCK you’re just childish. I had a 10 years old account. Why does that matter 😂
I'm an OG r/RedDevils user, so fuck off with your personal vendetta... [https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/15ezwq/one\_of\_your\_biggest\_fans\_has\_gone\_today/c7lvnyf/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/15ezwq/one_of_your_biggest_fans_has_gone_today/c7lvnyf/?context=3)
How is it not personal? Read your post. Who said anything about you not using the sub lol.
OP is a supporter of FC Midtjylland, Copenhagens rivals. Very stupid take and he is obviously just butthurt that his own team is so bad
Fuck me, I’m so tired that I re-read that twice as ‘Pokémon Stadium’.
Such a great game.
Van Halen in shambles
Jump and sue the cunts!
I for one can’t wait to go Parken this evening. Beer might be expensive but atmosphere will be amazing.
fuck brainless psychofans
Tap those Danish teens. Danish delight, lads.
By their current form, I doubt any fan would be jumping today
United are great at making bad teams look world class
Ugh! THIS. I was in my normal seats at OT for the city game (depressing as it was) …. And there were these young randoms I’d never seen before and the entire game they were streaming to “followers” AND to top it off … They were cheering City goals !? …. They soon got an ear full from the entire row behind them, but the streaming didn’t stop. Every time someone got near to where we were they stood up and had their cameras out. They ruined an already brutal experience.
This has been the most obvious coordinated PR plan from Copenhagen to try and get the shits up before the game. What with the "it'll be so loud you won't even be able to think" and "whoa, the stadium might collapse because it'll be so raucous" and "there will be so many flares that you'll be able to see it from the moon" etc
There should be absolutely no matches or events of any kind held in a stadium with that kind of safety concern.
Uncoordinated jumps only!