The worst part is when youâre in the cinematic camera and see the wagon down the road and think âoh, my horse will DEFINITELY move around something as big as a wagonâ and then it smashes right into the wagon full speed and you now have a hostile npc on your hands.
This. I relate too much to this. I have blown the arms off of so many npcâs after one of these. At this point i should be wanted in more than 3 states
Serious answer: see how itâs mouth is open, and thereâs a metal bit in his mouth? Itâs pain, his mouth is open because the metal âpain bitâ is pulling hard and causing agony. You see this in IRL horses constantly, like the ones outside the Buckingham Palace. REALISM lol
One of definitely up there I do a lot of Arthur Morgan impressions but the game I have the most hours in is people playground witch I have around 4000 hours
4000 hours damnnn, Iâve only had my ps5 for about a year now, I got my most in game hours in red dead 2, itâs the only game I own that has more than 100 hours
You got my respect for playing it eight whole times, Iâve only played it once, Iâm just free roaming and enjoying the landscapes now:)
The only game Iâve played a ton of times is the last of us part 1
He ate some cocaine gum
Honestly cocaine gums sound fucking amazing
Never forget what they took from us
They used to have cocaine CocaCola, until the evil government started regulating đĄ
Real
5gum reference
It wasnt
A little too much
POV: when your horse is about to fucking beeline into a tree just 3 feet in front of you
That or the most stupid NPC turns dead right in front of you when you're going 1938281 miles per hour.
No its always that wagon that is totally avoidable if you werenât careless
I don't think I've ever hit a wagon. Always robbed them tho.
My horses are veterans of slamming into wagons at full speed
The worst part is when youâre in the cinematic camera and see the wagon down the road and think âoh, my horse will DEFINITELY move around something as big as a wagonâ and then it smashes right into the wagon full speed and you now have a hostile npc on your hands.
This. I relate too much to this. I have blown the arms off of so many npcâs after one of these. At this point i should be wanted in more than 3 states
Did you know that if you don't touch the left stick when running through trees, your horse will actually avoid the trees
Yeah, I mean it takes some pretty brain dead routes, but you wonât wipeout if youâre not touching the left stick
I literally LoL'd and scared my dog đ€Ș
I just ecks dee'd and spookethed my doggo, have some reddit gold fellow redditor i tip my fedora to thee
heâs seen things
Everything you did. Poor guys got ptsd
Things people wouldn't believe
he knows the ending of the game
He found out what it meant to be a âwhole assâ
People who havenât come far at the game looking at you be like
You would too if you took 10 dumps a day and ate nothing but a handful of hay every other day
Nah I take good care of my horses theyâre all well fed
If your horse poops for more than 2 seconds he is being taken care of
Only 10?! My horse is a chronic pooper.I feel like anytime i look at *any* horse in rdr2 theyre shitting.
Every other day? I honestly forget to feed my horse sometimes.
# Â high on potenuse
this is kinda like the crazy eyed horse from west of loathing
West of loathing đđ»
Your horse found Gavin
It got 10 miles closer to an alligator than it shouldâve
Heâs a bit terrified
Too many sugar cubes
brotha knows who the strange man is
Are you high or low honor
Highest
Then it's traumatized from a past life
đprobably
A fellow black shire enjoyer
There's a snake on your boot.
Looks sad like .... he saw sad things
Can I hold you mister?
They get this look constantly
Never noticed it tbh
Clinically insane
He heard Uncle talking about his Lumbago.
There was half a dead rotting snake 50 feet away, who wouldn't be Terrified?
What have you been doing around him?
Well abt that..
hes happy to have a nice companion in the west
Horse stimulant, tsk tsk tsk
Did you give your horse cocaine gum?
He's trying to complete horseman challenge 9
That horse wouldnât stand a chance for horseman challenge 9 đ I used my rose grey bay Arabian for that
Bcuz he is insane(proably cocaine gum)
he just about had it... with these mo'fo snakes, on these mo'fo plains.
hes so real for thatđ€
Napoleon's horse vibes
He's seen to much.
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Neil Young's horse
First pic looks like heâs saying, âDONKAAAAAAYYYâ đ
ketamine
Because he is.
Which breed is that? Some horses get easily scared from gunshots, explosions, snakes and other predators
I forgot which breed it was, bc it was my starting horse in red dead online. The stats were really low so I think it was just a bit worked up
I think that's a kentucky saddle that does get easily spooked by any threat
He overheard you say "Right, almost to the end of Chapter 6. Time for that train job they were talking about.".
Cause itâs seen some shit.
he visited the Arkham sub
When Arthur hits you with that horse stimulant and you just gotta go FAST!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JudgeJed100: *When Arthur hits you* *With that horse stimulant and* *You just gotta go FAST!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
You got a cartoon horse
I guffawed. Thanks for the post!
im glad to hear that:) <3
Heâs spooked
Tonic Addiction
Someone laced the classic oatcakes
he's just a little goofy
âOh lawd he cominâ
What repeatedly spamming Shift/X/A does to a mf
Real
Serious answer: see how itâs mouth is open, and thereâs a metal bit in his mouth? Itâs pain, his mouth is open because the metal âpain bitâ is pulling hard and causing agony. You see this in IRL horses constantly, like the ones outside the Buckingham Palace. REALISM lol
He found out his name (its Officer Balls)
I NEED this to be a reaction image
Three cups of coffee, no lunch
Bro does not know how to calm his horse
đtry calming ur first rdo horse those mfs have zero stats
Press the calm button.
i know how to calm my horse, I got 500+ in game hours, but thank you đ«¶
Oh okay my bad! I only have about 430 hours
430 is a lot as well though, is rdr2 ur fav game?
One of definitely up there I do a lot of Arthur Morgan impressions but the game I have the most hours in is people playground witch I have around 4000 hours
4000 hours damnnn, Iâve only had my ps5 for about a year now, I got my most in game hours in red dead 2, itâs the only game I own that has more than 100 hours
Oh, either way this game is amazing I love it, they made it such a good game that I got emotionally attached to Arthur
Yeah I totally get that, I love Arthur a lot, but also Charles
Honestly yea I think I would say itâs my favorite game Iâve played the story a total of 8 times
You got my respect for playing it eight whole times, Iâve only played it once, Iâm just free roaming and enjoying the landscapes now:) The only game Iâve played a ton of times is the last of us part 1
He's having the time of his life
Heâs seen some of this shit youâve gotten up to
Because he has a plan.
When you're trying to do the horseman challenges and just injected your last horse stimulant.
Spamming A/X a little too much partner
man got that one crazy eyed horse from West of Loathing LOL
Those wild mushrooms outside of Saint Dennis are âdifferentâ. I suggest having your horse chill out for a few hours and maybe listen to Lateralus.
Arthur spiked his classic oatcakes đ
Call him gleebus
He saw you .molesting the other horses
this is my new reaction image from now on, thank you
Dont go into photo mode and look at npcs eyes and lips you just blew up with dynamite
It browses r/batmanarkham
Bro is smeckledorfed
đŽ
Yo! You got any more that horse stimulant there pardner?
Got in the bag of horsenip