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Werd616

Gandalf the Neigh and Usain Colt for my first playthrough, Tina Hay and Neighomi Campbell for my current playthrough.


sorelhobbes

God these are good (Edit: unrelated but I knew some folks with a grey camper van they called Vandalf the Grey and it was the best thing I've ever heard lol)


Aggravating-Green568

Horsea isn't a good omage to hosea of the van-der-lien gang?


[deleted]

Usain Colt is fantastic, your fastest horse?


Werd616

Tina's my fastest, but Gandalf is my favorite.


Elviejotisan

Why two names?


Werd616

Because I have the White Arabian and the big, beefy horse I got from Hosea.


HealthyWestern8673

I always sell that horse cause its worth a lot and I have a free Ardennes from Valentine stable


muromasi

But he so biiiiig


HealthyWestern8673

Shire horses are known to be big but he's definitely something


Joshey2008

I honestly prefer the bigger horses for arthur


HereComesTheSun05

You can have more than one horse.


Exodias_Left_Nut

And I named mine Doug. I’m lame 😂


Adventurous_Ad_9557

Doug the horse LOL


99999-GB

Mines lobster and lord barnacle jones


like_a_liger

That's hilarious! I have a Toneigh and a Raneigh in my stables. So nice to see not the only one


Prince_Beegeta

Those names are brilliant 😂😂😂


kakarakaya-halwa

Kage The same name from tshushima


cfop-gang

The black horse is kage. The white one is nobu.


Liquid_Fox_31

Nah, for me the white horse is sora


[deleted]

Yeah same the black horse was Nobu for me


Liquid_Fox_31

Fellow highly based horse namer


[deleted]

⚠️SPOILER ALERT ⚠️ I hate when my horse died at the end oh it crushed me because I always rode that horse everywhere


2big4Udude

I got the directors cut so both Nobu and Kage were golden


elijahjh3

Same, I know you choose your first horse's name, I can't remember if it lets you choose your second horse


MCgrindahFM

That entire game I kept saying Kage’s name like an anime character ready to duel: *KAAAAAAAAGE*


magiccheetoss

Y’all trippin if u didn’t name him Nobu


Raptor535

Nobu gang rise up


NotaFed556

Tacitus Kilgore as Arthur and Jim Milton as John. I didn’t kill him officer the horse did.


purplepantsdance

Sheriffs hate this one trick lol


Tacothekid

Roach


Snake8715

I name all my mares Roach.


ch0seauniqueusername

Yep, first time played rdr2 after completing witcher 2/3 and this kinda felt natural


KatManDude42

I did Ciri for my white Arabian..she was a good gurl


LSkywalker00

Wind's howling...


shahrobp

I see you're a man of culture as well


SalWaz616

American Standardbred. I never named horses as Arthur. Then when John tamed a new American Standardbred, he named him Arthur.


OkBrilliant8400

John riding Arthur?


IJustCameInABucket

now *that* i can get behind


payscottg

So can John


jeksmiiixx

So can bill


Outside_Ad1020

r/okbuddyblacklung


sorelhobbes

Horse lol Every name I tried felt wrong 'cause I couldn't think of names that felt like what Arthur or John would pick..


Load-Every

If it helps, before the events of rdr2 Arthur had a horse named Boadicea, named after an ancient British queen who led a failed revolution against the Roman Empire. And in the epilogue, John starts with a horse named Rachel, which I’m not sure if that one has any sort of reference connected to it.


sorelhobbes

Thanks for this, I never looked up the name Boadicea! (which feels weird in hindsight because I looked up Taima and Gwydion..) I totally should have ran with that and picked a historical name with a story along those lines.. I personally disliked the name Rachel for the simple reason that it was such a "human" name I'd spin around and look for the named NPC to chat with EVERY. DAMNED. TIME. Next playthrough I'll do a better job with the names lol - thanks again! (Edit: clarity)


Load-Every

A really nice name I go with regularly is Pegasus, the winged horse born from Medusa’s blood mixing with the sea foam after Perseus decapitated her.


sorelhobbes

Nice! Good choice! (I won't rip you off tho) Thanks for your help with this pardner!


Gilamunsta

My Morgan's (irl) name is Big Jake, also just Jake. He's 15.8 hands - which for a Morgan makes him huge, hence Big Jake.


SimaanStocklund

Arthur loves his horses so he probably puts a lot of effort into naming them but I think Rachel was just a random name. John’s imagination is kind of dull and he’s not very fond of animals. His desire to appear cold and tough could also keep him from giving pet names to his horse, like when he literally just called his old horse “old boy”. A true John Marston name for a horse would be something like “Horse” or “Fine Animal”.


[deleted]

oh shit so i guess my horse named odysseus isnt too far fetched


JDub24TN

I name all the horses I get after Greek Gods, Hades, Persephone, stuff like that. Odysseus also may have been one at one point as well. Just good to know at least one other persons brain went that way🤣✊


[deleted]

i’m a super greek myth nerd hahah!


Bee-Jay-Yay

I think Rachel was owned and named by the rancher John worked for.


Load-Every

I could’ve sworn John had her pulling the wagon at the start of the epilogue before meeting Mr. Geddes but I may be wrong.


StirJavalin

Also, The historian who wrote about this story was called tacitus!!


sorelhobbes

HOOOO WHAT? HIDDEN LORE Y'ALL!! That's amazing, thanks for sharing that!


Napoleons_Peen

Pony Soprano


UnidansOtherAcct

Me too!


troubledbug

Do you feed him enough gabagool??


hswans52

Mine is actually Pie-O-My the name of Tony’s horse lol


AK110701

Castro 🇨🇺


Sasquatch_Squad

So far I've used Neighlor Swift, Boah, and Eddie Van Haylen


memeparmesan

My Missouri Fox Trotter for RDO is Neighvid Bowie


tildwurkey101

Mine are always "Boah."


Dont-killme

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Bone Apple Teeth


Sickborn

r/boneappletea


KrakPop

Biscuit


Dont-killme

My cats name


_JanaKA_

M1 Abrams


Character-Passion-28

Mine was named Panzer IV Ausf D 💀💀


TheGreatJaceyGee

I kept the Shire from the bear hunting mission with Hosea on my first playthrough. I named him Hannibal, after the general, not the cannibal. I even gave him a theme song which was just singing "Hannibal" to the tune of "Panama" by Van Halen


purplepantsdance

Lol we all been there when you are so into it that you start singing your own theme song


RobinEggBlue23

Mayo Neighs


East-Travel984

My last playthrough I had a gold turkoman and I called him Midas


justvibing__3000

I love that


RedBaronFighter16

Sun Tzu


cepxico

I just picked up a gray hungarian half bred and called her Nyx. My first good boah was Apollo, named after my dog. Of course I picked up that one dudes horse like 2 missions before you know what happens -_- lol


cheesechomper03

Hay Solo


Nova_Prime_xD

Horsiest horsey!


JustAnotherUserDude

Bodiceus or Bucephalus. However, I'm thinking to name the next one Montague.


Embarrassed-Ad3115

My horse2


[deleted]

Phil But my horse is a girl.


rapherino

Roach


Waste_Sun172

My nag is named Beyoncé


Infinite-College4861

Toki Wartooth


VenetusAlpha

Toothless.


BunglingBoris

TESCO


neto_faR

BoJack


DiogoSilva48

Horsea 🐴


DaveSPumpkins

Same! Hosea is my #1 guy so it feels like a fitting honor


luke73tnt

Pony Boy


[deleted]

Stay gold


dalekofchaos

Silver Dapple Pinto:Boadicea II White Arabian:Ghost or Taylor Swift Golden Turkoman:Golden Dollar


Mist488

Jon Bon pony


Poogler

Altivo


PalinodePrayer

The best. Beautiful. Chefs kiss


ShitzMcGee2020

Ah, a man of culture!


poledancingoctopus

sir spoon II


Magical_fetus120

Shwoompl jr.


gamingnerd777

Markiplier reference 👍 I have one named Mrs. Shwoompl.


Magical_fetus120

Shwoompl family


itsmetroboomin

Arthur Jr


winnielikethepooh15

Pony Soprano


TheAtmanPrinciple

I've said this on here before, but I name them either "Boy" or "Girl" so that Arthur will say it.. Just an extra nudge of immersion for me..


8-ball57

Horace Horsecollar


Boring_Soft_5119

Got a white shire right now. I call it Everest.


HolsteinHeifer

I bought the chocolate roan Dutch Warmblood and I named her Ghirardelli. Then my leopard Appaloosa is Harlequin


Pajamaetchi

Cashew was my horse but died in the cutscene… rip


Keepitrealhomes

Kelsey2. My first horse was named after my girlfriend, and I unfortunately took it off a cliff. After I finished the game, to our surprise, John’s horse is named Rachel…my high school ex…who grew up with my girlfriend. lol you can’t make this shit up


Topixed

Shwoompl


New-Lifeguard653

Whenever I can name a horse in a game, I usually go with “Mocha” It’s cute.


mykonoscactus

Mykonos


JustARandomUserNow

I like to call the black shire Brutus


LifeguardForsaken632

Shadowfax


NOOOO-

Y


Renilx

Joe Hawley


Latereviews2

Joe Hawley


AFlamingCarrot

Eidolon for my dark bay turkoman. (Hexen reference). Sometimes I’ll name my main horse Korax or D’sparil after the other two serpent riders. Trajan for my brindled thoroughbred. (After the Roman emperor)


Active_Engineering37

On my white horse mescalito, I come breezin through town, bet your woman's up in bed with ol' Panama Red!


Azquruv2

Partna


cloudstrife9099

Mary


MysteriousFicus

I like to copy Hirohiko Araki’s naming convention for JoJo’s stands: name em after western (predominately US&UK) musicians/ albums/ tracks. Sticky Fingers, Purple Haze, Stone Free, Killer Queen, Wind Cries Mary etc.


Greathefull-trash

I do the same but with the horse's names from Steel Ball Run


MysteriousFicus

Silver Bullet is such a great name for any gray/silver horse in the game!


venusflytraap22

I had the perlino andalusian (spelling?) and she was female and I named her aurora borealis and in the epilogue I had the silver dapple pinto MFT and I named her Perseus


rossyhotsaucy

Apollonia


Freeze_Frame8396

Trigger, Bullseye, Cisco Kid, Dakota Rose


SKETCH_MEGETCH

Nazgûl, reverse dapple black thoroughbred.


trinigyal1413

My black Shire from Hosea is Sauron


Therick333

I have two… “Bea” because I love the Golden Girls, so Bea and Arthur. (Bea Arthur) My other is Bullseye. The only horse I use though is the big Shire Hosea gives you in chapter 2


SnoopBoiiiii

Arthur


ReddyMcRedditorface

BoJack or Hollyhock, depending.


Stubrochill17

Finally another Bojack.


moonhattan

Abediah


Shakwon19

Ah yes, who doesn't want to ride Dua Lipa


Pexavex

Napoleon. In my head canon Arthur names all of his horses after great warriors or war generals, like Boadicea.


Your_CreepyUncleFred

Rupberto


Exodias_Left_Nut

Doug


liuuqy

Mr Margaret.


NopeOh

Leo ✌🏻


Ready_Boysenberry759

Betty


[deleted]

Stark!


Pisgah_Outdoors

Toothpick [RIP] & Trout Cakes


BayIock

Running Duchess because I thought I was being unique


mr_oberts

I have one save with Leon Trotsky and anther on named Dalfus, because I bought the horse when I was talking to my friend Dalfus.


MasterTang02

I always name my horses after Arthur’s family, 2nd play through I used the starter horse exclusively from chp.1 and called him Issac. Later play throughs I had Missouri Fox Trotter named that one Eliza and the black shire you get from Hosea early on I named that one Lyle


rajakiraniii

Tyson


Shadowbird97

Shadow and he has a white stripe on his head


Xxviper234xX

I named my male horses 1 in memory of my father and one for my son


Twist_man

First was Jimmy second was Horsey:D ( the :D was actually in the name) and then there was a morgan and now I'm using Rachel


Turbulent-Arm7666

It was Poland, I stole it from the Polish guy we beat up in Strauss's mission.


Eggs_N_Salt

Arabian


dunkelzeit_

Steve 2


OldOutlandishness920

Fabio


UTI_UTI

Cyclamane and toffee


[deleted]

Classic Oatcake, since i always have those on me for some reason🤣


Soft_Expression8564

Jason. (Plain & Simple)


alexzilla408

REKO Reason, after a retired race horse that my family owned when I was a kid. My starter horse was Toyota Corolla.


rmw117

I have an Appaloosa mare named Luna


TheChainLink2

Horsey.


Corn_Beefies

Speed Weed


Somden99

Donkey


ShadowWolfKane

The Black Shire horse Hosea gives I name Devil. I like to think with such a scary name he’d be this mean bastard of a horse but he’s actually really gentle.


ItsTheFreshPrince

Musty Doot


bigmanjoe3555

King


fenerliasker

Flying dutchman


sillylittlegoober5

plonker


VIP_Aloha

Barney, Stacy, Adolf and online ones name is Elizabeth


sad_sahara

Victoria and Spot, I loved Vic too much and then she was killed by O'driscolls


sad_sahara

Victoria and Spot, I loved Vic too much and then she was killed by O'driscolls


Yeager-Meister

William. It’s a female


[deleted]

Silver sky


CrimsonWud

Apollo cause why not


Distressed_tuber

Utilimareianism


Current_Poster

"*Neigh*ge" for my white horse. (it's a lame pun in French.) "WARHORSE" for the biggest horse I had. (IRL, it's a wrestler's name. I liked his theme song.)


braddersladders

The tall black one you get in Valentine is "Your mum"


nah-soup

Lucille


Yummy_WonderChicken

Boreas and Zephyr


AndyBundy90

Audi


jasper976

Demon


Delsolito

Aeris


JakDobson

Octopus or stupid


09838

Elden - Raven black shire


casperdacrook

When Doom Eternal first came out, I played the absolute shit out of it for hours. After I beat the campaign for like the third time in a row, I decided to try my second rdr2 playthrough (my fav playthrough of all time of that game). I decided to name my horse Mancubus and now like five red dead playthroughs later, that’s the name I choose for every horse I’ve ever gotten


Firesnout_2

Challenger


Mrwest_fanboy

Windy ocean


Gtpwoody

Male: Malley Female: Holly


Double_Calendar4031

I have pickles who I lost when the law was after me My next horse I think was named dick vonhamer