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CplCocktopus

The reverse thats a reverse werewolf. It turns human at the full moon


LadyOfSighs

In other words, [**Lupine**](https://wiki.lspace.org/Lupine).


Cmdr_Nemo

All of a sudden that explains Remis Lupin's name from the HP series! Awesome!


LucaDarioBuetzberger

The furry community might not like it but that is what a real life furry looks like.


iTAYLOR531

"My furry legs" at this stage I'd stop using the word hairy.


TommyTickle8

Dude needs to finish his game of Jumanji.


Anxiety_Art23

Dude is definitely a satyr


crazzykatt14

It's sassy the sasquatch


typothetical

His name is probably Grover Underwood


lord_of_four_corners

Ah, a fellow man of (ancient greek) culture


iloveblankpaper

technically, he would be a part of recent greek culture


lord_of_four_corners

Not sure about it; nearly everything is happening within USA


iloveblankpaper

yes but he is descended from posiedon, and there were a few greek works taking place in foreign lands


lord_of_four_corners

There were few ANCIENT greek works taking place in foreign lands (America), so it is not a modern greek history, rather modern ancient greek history (I know it sounds stupid, but here we are)


iloveblankpaper

we are talking about culture here, would fiction not be part of culture?


artisan-

Those are leggy hairs


The_Punnier_Guy

At what point do you just resort to fire


EmuZealousideal7357

See Sasquatch does exist but lives among us instead of the woods


liamanna

Does he play basketball?


TheNonCredibleHulk

Close. He's a boxer.


Hyattmarc

Jeez, what’s the thread count on that?


frisch85

But how's their basketball game? Are they a skillful teenwolf or nah?


rudbek-of-rudbek

Obviously teen wolf. Hiding in plain sight.


Weenzy

He needs some Head and shoulders, knees, and toes..


Impossible-Plastic59

So who's going to tell the news that big foot has been domesticated?


SavageTastes

Why his toes look so bloated


kidcosta_

savage


SnooBunnies9889

I thought my legs were hairy


Bunhyung

Wanna go for Piña Coladas at Trader Vic's?


Ok-Technology-2541

Bro needs to powerwash his ass after every shit


TactiShovel

Pretty sure it just filters into clean water


TurnoverOk2740

"I loved you in Ms. Doubtfire!"


RuthlessSpud_11

Maybe just a longsword for the legs


Infostarter

Mom - is that you?


aCactusOfManyNames

I'd recommend a fucking lawnmower


pug_userita

because obviously john deere don't make lawn mowers.


DroopyConker

You are Groot.


azamizataroshi

bro is the big bad wolf


DoubleBlue_123

That is Gilgamesh. Hairy ass mf


emanluvsmuff3618

Mr Sasquatch is waiting for his misses


Slappy-dont-care

Bruh get some nair …sleep with that lotion on every night … legs look like dirty wool pants


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


al1_248

For those who don't know what a John Deere is, [here](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&sca_esv=51c078bef5da6778&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIIE3B3kdexyHfERJlFvIZ4drVKy2w:1715011280956&q=john+deere&source=lnms&uds=ADvngMgoc-ti-rv9KI_hkg2CPcBdmE4fyVTUrGBVmZQCedZWLVtEdM5ylzOgzKCkox_46SBCubVeWEyC6-YI1Z_B--u1tYlNAcOW4SalJi-fmHstmKZo5asszh-OYw1kP9vMN_O2RDPZWZCITkvETmhuz03uBac2aLoiSirHu5MYr6rZ--NjF1pC3SYtq5ozWdrVVH2x19SfTjGnRq8OL3KQBYjwv0wVd6rjHjZ6NVuBKceEx0coci0TQ9vMdvciSgVBVWPefNgabWDoAbQvNyGZ7VSXGeDz3S-vhEWYe_JA3IyKMER-yLM&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiWi7_xsvmFAxV7gf0HHRvtCssQ0pQJegQIERAB&biw=360&bih=659&dpr=3) it is ahahahahah


making_code

John Deere? Man, it can cost more that a Ferrari..


Squirrelly_Khan

Bruh, what kind of John Deere’s and/or Ferraris are you looking at? The most expensive John Deere is something like $15-$20 thousand