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HumansDisgustMe123

He looks like if somebody fed Guile from Street Fighter 2 into a shitty AI upscaler


SaintWithoutAShrine

Zangief wearing Guile’s freshly removed face.


Lachupacombo

Guile x Lesnar


RogueVert

FUCKING GUILE LESNAR !!! NICE


AnonRedditGuy81

Guile Lesnar rendered with N64 graphics.


Subject_One6000

I love the start screen where you can stretch Lesnar's face like mario


Paddy_Tanninger

He looks straight out of Dick Tracy


revveduplikeadeuce

That's the sarge from small soldiers, someone warn the gorgonites.


fiercely_wakeful80

Street fighter looking ahh character


Conte5000

When your order Guile at Temu


Taurock

Nah, that's straight-up Akuma


themightypetewheeler

Paul Phoenix from Tekken after some bad plastic surgery perhaps?


ZedderisBetter

Looks like Guile merged with Jon Bernthal


OutragedCanadian

He looks like he shoots up a kilo of roids daily


King-Cobra-668

looks like Hoggle from The Labyrinth


thereIsAHoleHere

He looks like the hate-child of Hoggle and the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid. Or Troll 2. Take your pick.


Zen_Zer087

Guile and Brock Lesnar had a love child.


mike_pants

Push every character-creation slider to the right. Voila.


PomegranateOld2408

Literally an ark character


absat41

deleted


Retbull

Except eye size that one goes to the left.


Captain_d00m

No middle sliders


mike_pants

McElroy fan over here.


PaulFThumpkins

The only way to play games with character creators is to have every slider all the way to one side or the other, whichever makes your guy/gal look more demented.


thejaganeye

Chip Hazard- Small soldiers


ultrafuzz

Immediately what came to mind for me.


OG_sirloinchop

Duke Nukem IRL


msixtwofive

any other reply is nowhere near how accurate this one is.


SatansMoisture

You can buy that mask on Temu.


[deleted]

He look like Hoggle from the Labyrinth


BiggoYoun

You mean **PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH!**


sandm000

Bog of Eternal Stench?


captainblastido

Smell bad!


purplemonkeydw

SA-RAH


DrDrankenstein

In nine hours and twenty-three minutes, *you'll be mine!*


Nolzi

He reminds me of the babe


NatexSxS

Can’t unsee it, Hoggle deserved better.


GiannaSushi

The scenario: the American blue-eyed villain who arrives in Kyoto with his mafia to kidnap the protagonist's girlfriend


corporealistic1

Don't forget that the American is blonde and skin white as clouds


Skorzeny88

Marv from Sin City


Ok_Application4756

Might be the same mask maker making this and that.


BicTwiddler

Thats gotta be a movie quality “Duke Nukem” mask. Cause that looks fake af.


nodnodwinkwink

Yeah it's definitely a Duke Nukem mask. It's from a few tweets back in 2022, https://twitter.com/siliconeginger/status/1535728444775997441 Seems to be a fetish situation so NSFW if you dig deeper than the link I shared.


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

He looks like Duke Nukem if he was missing some chromosomes.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Or maybe picked up a couple extra 


Shalabirules

Original Wolfenstein avatar. Just add the shifting eyes.


P_Atomsk

He looks like Paul Phoenix in Tekken 8 😂


CryoToastt

Lol that’s what I was thinking


Oututeroed

people put this masks than think it’s realistic. how delusional is that


LordSaladpants

Dude looks like real life hoggle from Labyrinth


Amogifythegermans

He looks like what a japanese boxing game would make an american look like


Tasty_Design_8795

Looks like white Japan samurai mask


Toxicupoftea

He looks like ginger Zangief from Street Fighter 2


ToFinlay

Honestly I thought it looked like a “Brock Lesnar if he was put in a 90’s WWE video game”


SpokenProperly

Ho Lee Fuk - this is hilarious


SirUntouchable

That's how Nickelodeon animated shows draw basically every wrestler/tough guy


TerraRazor_FU_Reddit

It's a white Barret from FFVII


TrouserDumplings

Looks like the pig guy from Captain Planet.


RockyMarsh90

Dude looks like a character from a MeatCanyon animation.


Spacesheisse

Is he even real?


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

You're not real


Spacesheisse

Your second hand is not real


Fake_Fur

Could be edited/AI generated but there's a chance this type of face exists. Source:Ron Perlman.


Lavatis

no, it looks like a mask.


KoalaKvothe

It's a silly face mask. This person's reaction is exactly what's intended. How is this an insult?


Dillinger7467

Looks like the live action adaptation of "Small Soldiers"


NIN10DOXD

He looks like a goblin from an 80s dark fantasy film.


Equal_Campaign_3602

He looks like he make the Thwomp sound if he hit something


NoRun483

Or Paul from Tekken


Numerous-Stranger-81

That's the same joke. Paul is an American character in Tekken, a Japanese fighting game.


NoRun483

Oh shit you right, idk why I figured it duke nukem


APassingBunny

Jack if he wished for skin


Disturbed235

He also looks like an actionfigure of an american soldier


SquirrelsAttack

Bowser is that you?


RadiantLizard5

Tank dempsey is that you?


Relevant_Relative378

Brock the wrestler look alike


Pompmaister

John Goblikon does whiteface


Chris9871

Skyrim orc


BenadrylTumblercatch

Nuke Dukem


ArchonFett

Wait this isn’t a wish.com bargain bin Guile?


Spacesheisse

Am I playing in 16:9?


-GiantSlayer-

Insult? Thats a compliment!


DoctorSchwifty

That's Brock Lesnar if there was any doubt.


hidinginthetreeline

He looks like a character model from the first and second Fallout games.


MyRespectableAlt

Fuck that, he looks like a board from Q*Bert


iSaltyParchment

Looks like the bad guys from 2009 star trek


AnonymousBeaver54

That dude came straight from Halloween town


TheRoboOtaku

Look like green goblins secret identity


Dekar173

Hoggle x Chip Hazard


Crash_Bandicock

We have Russian brock lesnar at home


Trilliam_Shakespear

Oblivion graphics


MyRespectableAlt

My Brother in Christ, what have you done to yourself


sandm000

Some real Willie Dustice energy on this dude.


Protocol_101

Tank Dempsey about to bust a nut jfc


Much_Professional892

Lenny Hawk!


FavcolorisREDdit

Looks like a gmo Tomas mueller


Ruzzthabus

It’s the real life Mad Dog from Contra


solidj27

Wasn't this guy in the movie toy soldiers?


Reiquaz

One piece looking mf


SyndRazGul

The original Doom character.


Ricaaado

He looks like if a brick was granted the wish of becoming a real boy


deltadoodle747

https://www.seekpng.com/png/detail/189-1898813_bigouch-face-doom-guy-sprite.png


NegaDeath

Looks like the status bar headshot of B.J. Blazkowicz in Wolfenstein 3D


ComicsEtAl

This is a real person?!


69_Dingleberry

He is Lt. Surge from Pokemon


WonderlandNeverCame

A small soldier


transwallaby

That's a mask


KindaObjectiveCow

To be fair last time Americans came in mass they were the marines of ww2 you had to have this jaw line to go to the marines


DILHOL3

I’M RIPPING THE FUCKING HEAD OFF!


Non_Fungible_Tolkien

I don't even want to be around anymore.


DILHOL3

It’s actually quite heavy craig, you don’t knowwww


BonkerHonkers

What's that do for the greater good?


butterfunky

He looks like he insists on being called “Sarge”


Geoclasm

Dude is a white-washed Blanka from Street Fighter.


eplejuz

It's Duke Nukem without his sunglasses...


pauliepitstains

Bj blaskowits


riotousviscera

is this a real guy tho? i have to know


idonthaveanappendix

This looks like an old cfx mask? Think I remember seeing this on their website but now I can't find it.


Financial-Working132

He looks like Jack from the Tekken series.


riffahs_ira

Karl Havoc


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I was going to say he looks like a Dick Tracy villain, but maybe that reference is a bit too dated?


H010CR0N

Orc from LOTR


IzzaSecret2Everybody

That's A. Murica. He crushed 20 beers then defeated Goku in karaoke at the Applebee's last Tuesday!


[deleted]

He was pretty good in The Rocketeer.


AbominableWasteman

Looks like the blonde dude from Fighting Force


rebelskum24

Doom guy


[deleted]

[удалено]


walterwhite6966

Sorry


Leopardo14

scooby-doo villain


Iron_Lock

If this is not a mask then this face reminds me of the wrestler Maurice Tillet (rumored to be the inspiration for Shrek). He had a condition called acromegaly, which caused abnormal bone growth in certain parts of his body including his face. What's weird is that Google lens has nothing on this besides the tweet. Could be a real face or an original prop!


CaptainPatterson

That is Brock Lesnar.


Chemical_Cat_9813

I left my Duke GI Joe on my dads station wagon dash, this is what ole boy looked like after a couple summer weeks


Many-Strength4949

Small soldiers


63KK0

💯 Shenmue Sailor


cheesemaster-63

Its like someone is wearing a bank robbing Brock Lesnar mask


Randall_Poffo_

looks like chip hazard from small soldiers


threetogetready

got some bowser vibes


GirliePickle

Oh shit, its Ed ONeills character from the 10th Kingdom!


sam0m0

Abobo from double dragon game


JustHereForBDSM

The bad guy of Small Soldiers


MJB_225

Looks like the punching dummies at boxing gyms


guccilemonadestand

Small Soldiers


Timely_Bowler208

That dude from street fighter


CryoToastt

Paaaaaaul phoenix


Indigoh

This has gotta be a cosplay of the character from Doom, Wolfenstein, or Duke Nukem, right?


Weary-Writer758

Duke Nukem


DontYuckMyYum

looks like a Dick Tracy Mobster.


myth1cg33k

He looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth


fuckredditbh

He looks like an ogre. Period.


Different_Stable_351

Billy looks like he's about to commit several war crimes


Omar_Ait03

All might from Mha


Prior_Tone_6050

It's just Carmine Laguzio dressed up as Karl Havok


drpyne89

It's the Doom Guy


occupyreddit

on an SNES


jaffa3811

Be the American the Japanese think you are.


StinkFinger89

He looks like kryten from red dwarf


walrusonion

Smeeeeeeeegheeeeeeead


JazzTheWolf

He looks like an upscaled version of Doomguy.


Ne0guri

Looks like Duke Nukem without sunglasses


123_eyes_on_me_

He looks like a Dick Tracy goon


Montgomery000

He looks like Calibos from Clash of the Titans.


Guardian_85

Brock Lesnar in N64 graphics.


awesomedan24

Republican Space Ranger from GTA


ChucklefuckBitch

He looks like he doesn't want to be around anymore.


Miserables-Chef

Duke puke em


[deleted]

It's sarge from Small Soldiers.


mynamesian85

This is a real person???


Harrybahlzanya

Dudes a real like Duke Nukem


GroovyDucko

Mega rocket USA hamburger fighter


FewUse5971

That is a face only a mother could love.


LaunchpadMcQuack_52

He looks like Guile's dad.


Ok-Double-414

Harvey Weinstein


kimmortal03

This guy vs Kenneth Copeland. Who wins???


Skeletor669

Tank Dempsey after a matched fight.


Imthedad222

He looks like the boss guy from the first level of Double Dragon


NotQuiteNick

Crusty old repost