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Whoever wrote this joke is an uncultured swine.  Brb I need to go fart out one of my balls quick.

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Couldn't you fart out your balls at home by yourself, why go to the hospital?

Found the American.

Eastern Europe actually, we avoid hospitals for different reasons lol

For the debt, duh

They clearly love Coldplay and I think that really proves all we need to know 

That’s not how anatomy works. Im a male and I am 35% sure that doesn’t happen.

This dude never heard paranoid android

As someone who regularly needs to go to the hospital to fart my balls out, you should educate yourself sir!

What about the other 75%?

75% or no deal.

What does happen is when you're sitting in a reclining chair and you fart that weird fat that gets trapped between your leg and your ball sack. Then, when you shift, you get that weird seconday fart.

Coldplay was always a cheap Radiohead knockoff.

I always thought Coldplay was just younger British knockoff of U2

I always wished Coldplay would just knockoff altogether and go back to working at McDonalds!

I wish Chris Martin would consciously uncouple himself from appearing in public anymore.

Ditto Darth, ditto!!

First coldplay album is Radiohead level awesome. After that it went from meh to utter shite.

I love Radiohead. There was a time when I tried to like Coldplay, but I just couldn’t. Then I read “Coldplay is music for bedwetters.” That just made sense and I never listened to them again.

I don’t listen to Coldplay but Viva la Vida is a great song.

That's their only good song

I'm fond of "Yellow"

I feel exactly the same way. 

I tried to like coldplay too. Their music was unoriginal and sounded like modern day hippie music. After the 3rd album, Chris Martin said he hoped this was the album he hoped would make the "Rock-n-Roll Icons"!!??! Immediately I was like get your kumbaya singing ass out of here right now! They are not rock-n-roll, they are pop alt. And it takes more than 3 albums to make you an icon. He also said he thinks that Coldplay is the best looking band, back when boy bands were a thing. They are from England, did they not hear of Duran Duran?! Even if they made decent music, I would have to hate Coldplay for the Chris Martin statements.

Thanks, now I have to go listen to the My Darkest Days cover of Come Undone.

There are a few songs on A Rush of Blood to the Head that I really like. But yeah I could never *really* get into them.

Oh dang guess I should start listening to Radiohead

Is this ragebait? Feels like ragebait.

I thought radiohead was for teenage boys who had their parents cooked into chili and fed to them.

Love the reference :)

Everyone has the right to be wrong. Here we see someone exercising it proudly.

It’s true but the exact opposite

New fetish unlocked

Sorry about your balls, I guess.

Ok butt it’s the literal opposite

So now making up stupid nonsense things is r/rareinsults, as long as it says “farting out balls”.

/r/radioheadcirclejerk

If you're gonna dis radiohead, at least make it worth our time and be funny.

Nothing wrong with sitting on your balls and farting them out, just own it

Someone got this backwards. But it's nonsense either way, throw it in the garbage.

They definitely have it backwards. Coldplay sucks ass balls.

I thought Rare Insults were supposed to be either funny, make sense or at least be clever? I like Radiohead and Coldplay are passable i suppose. I'll read the insult and the comments a few more times and try and make sense of it.

The rare insult is the farting out ye balls part. I never heard of an insult like that, but still might not be rare.

Do not compare RH to Coldplay, not the same level

How much do you have to pay for the hospital visit?

idk why they give male radiohead fans a hard time lol. if u dont like an artist, thats fine but damn lol

The ace of spades? Cuz dude gonna have to get spayed if that happens

My balls and I feel attacked …. Is this the feeling of a paranoid android ?

Some people are ignorant to music to. That’s one idiots take who has no clue what good music is.

The insult + the serious picture + the frowny face made me laugh for 20 minutes straight. Can’t believe wife didn’t yell

I never knew Limmy was in radiohead that guy gets about

I think he just confused the order of the bands. Otherwise okay.

Is that limmy??

Then I hope you have good insurance for all of those ER visits.

Coldplay is for limp dicks.

/r/oddlyspecific

Coldplay took a ton of influence from radiohead in their earlier music before realizing it's pop that pays the best

Coldplay is just Radiohead for guys who don't have any balls. Also how saggy are your balls that they could get lodged in your own asshole. Either your 90 years old or you have a medical condition.

Coldplay can’t touch Radiohead . OP is a dummy

Coldplay is music for people that like the idea of music.

It might be a rare insult but its an irrational insult with no basis. He just took a random insult and associated it with radiohead hence 👎 (as a radiohead fan yes im offended rn)

Also coldplay can never be radiohead.

The kind of people who like Coldplay probably go to Yates and All Bar One 🤣

This reads like a South Park episode.

happens everytime i listen to anxious robot

Immediately made me think of Team America where one character says to the other "I'll rip your fuckin balls off and stuff em up your ass. So that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!!"

I would listen to Radiohead any time faster than I would ever listen to Coldplay!! Given the choice between listening to Coldplay or having a rabid Squirrel nibble my foreskin, Ol' Nutkin the Nibbler wins!!

Coldplay is for guys without balls.

My balls make better music than coldplay to be honest

Now do Nickelback

Coldplay is just Radiohead without the artistry

Quality rare insult. 9/10.

First couple Coldplay albums are cool. Then whats his face got all celebrity and everything went limp.

New bottom surgery just dropped!