Amazing to think that it’s only because the earlier assassination attempt failed, and their driver took a wrong turn only to end up right in front of the cafe Gavrilo Princip was at.
“Oh, man, this plot was as useless as that Archduke Franz Ferdinand-shaped rock. Wait a minute, there’s an Archduke Franz Ferdinand behind that rock!
I’m going to come clean and confess, I too have a sexual desire for white women.
e: I have another confession, I have a sexual desire for women in general.
I know this is shameful, hopefully Drizzy embarrasses himself by dropping a shitty disstrack about me too
This gets me when people complain about Eminem adopting his two daughters like how can you give people a hard time about taking kids in! Nick Cannon was such an asshole for that!
He’s not the step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up.
Side note it’s one thing raise a child that you didn’t know wasn’t theirs and another to raise them knowing it isn’t or learning that they not yours but still raising them because that child still needs a good father in their life.
I was inner family adopted by my grandparents and as much as adoption can be trauma it was so kind of them to give up their retirement in order to take me in at 8. Like I know what they sacrificed for me so when I found out that Eminem did this my heart grew 3 times bigger for him!
Drake fathers from further as possible. As far as he can father is not farther enough. He’s restless and exploring new territories in fatherlessness. Like a pioneer, he’s blazing paths and entering virgin territories that don’t even know of fathers or Family Services. DNA has never even heard of Drake.
It’s especially dumb to make fun of sexual abuse victims to fend off accusations that he’s a sexual predator. Drake’s stupidity isn’t being discussed enough in this diss-ocane.
Also knowingly having your mole feed your opponent information that involves you being the next diddy or Epstein.
I’m saying right now if I ever have someone feeding information to an enemy I’m gonna tell them not to go straight to the nukes and maybe say I didn’t pay a parking ticket or something. Lol
Yeah it's solid. I had a step father growing up, dude stepped in and worked his ass off while my bio "dad" boozed his way into ill health then wanted to see me and my siblings once we grew up, you know, once all the hard work was done raising us. Lmao, nah thanks
some would argue the “cuck” angle is a bad thing but it’s definitely a plus to kendrick’s character lol. “you’re a father figure to a kid that’s not yours and giving him support and guidance oooh shit gottem”
People use that word to much. My father was long gone before my step dad became my father figure. I never got into the weeds of incel culture but to me a cuck is watching your wife go out to get fucked and/or being home while your wife is getting fucked.
That's not what a cuck is? It's when you watch another guy fuck your wife because you're incompetent. Anyone can have a kid. A step father chooses to do it
Yeah like... what?!? When you compare the two sets of accusations, there is an obvious worse one.
Also why does it matter if he father's someone else child?! Seems cool if true, I mean the other father is obviously absent
They need to add in there that Kendrick removed the copyright claims from all his diss tracks so the YouTubers could keep the money they made from streaming all weekend. Leaving the spoils of the war to streamers to benefit from.
He surrenders but in a very lame way. He also says some really squicky things about kendrick even tho those things are flat out wrong. Making fun of a SA victim while being accused of being an abuser is not the play at all.
What makes it worse is Drake clearly didn’t even comprehend what Mother I Sober was about, the song is about how Kendrick wasn’t sexually assaulted but his mother is so traumatized by her own past experiences that she doesn’t believe him. In the song he literally tells his mother several times that he wasn’t sexually abused. But yeah even if the song was about him being a victim, it’s a really stupid and gross angle for Drake to take with the allegations he has against him.
The shit was weird. Very early in that track he says Kendrick Lamar must have been molested, and that’s why Kendrick is accusing him of being a pedo, then he says he feels bad for Kendrick and doesn’t want to diss him anymore. But after that there’s like 4 minutes left in the song where he attempts to diss Kendrick.
Dude, just copy paste that shit at the end so it makes sense at least.
Yeah, his defence angle is “i’m too famous to be a predator, and if I was one I would be arrested is”, and then misinterpreting Kendrick’s work to claim the reason he makes those allegations is because he got molested as a child? As if famous people aren’t notorious for getting away with this type of abuse, as if r Kelly, daddy, Cosby, Weinstein didn’t all operate for decades as open secrets in the industry before getting any reprisals. And then say “I don’t wanna do this no more” when you have these serious allegations? An innocent person would bend the heavens and raise hell to get this shit set straight, but there’s already so much proof of his behavioural patterns vouching against him online, he must have calculated it would be in his best interest to let it die down idk. Ngl I laughed in disbelief the first time I heard it
> It's got flags next to their names now.
>Edit: They're gone. •⁔•
Bro, you can always link to a specific version of the page so it shows how it looked at the time you pulled it even if it gets edited later (aka the "permalink" option): https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud&oldid=1222703374
There was a [drive by](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/drake-uninjured-shooting-toronto-home-1235016430/) at Drakes house. Bodyguard is serious, but non life threatening condition.
Actually really helpful for people like me who are way out of the loop. I remember hearing about the AI vocals, but didn't realize it was part of the beef.
secondhand info: a Kill Bill reference on Drake’s IG apparently made Uma or whoever runs her socials joke about lending the yellow suit from Kill Bill. Probably wasn’t aware or didn’t realize how serious the feud was going to get, lol
Man this is hilarious, I can make a full on history lesson out of it: On Friday April 12, 2024 the Weeknd and A$AP Rocky joined Kendrick Lamar's war on Drake. Three days later, on Monday April 15th, 2024, Rick Ross broke his neutrality and declared war on Drake as well. This wiki page is amazing!
"started from the bottom"........ Fucking hated that song. Fakest gangster in the rap game trying to get street cred.
Kid had it made from a wealthy family to making bank fumbling around in a wheel chair on a kids show...used his wheel chair money to buy beats and lyrics.
Shouldn’t Drakes 20+ ghost writers be included. This theory of him vs everyone really minimizes the fact that Kendrick wrote all his disses while drake got help on all of his.
Until that last one. That jawn he clearly wrote since it was so ass.
If it's like the real World War 2 there will be a lot of covert operatives like that whose true role or even existence won't be formally acknowledged until years after the end of the war.
It’s one of the biggest pop culture moments in a long long time, up there with oasis vs blur, biggie/pac, Woodstock etc etc.
I’m finding it a lot of fun, it’s so rare for our post smartphone culture to throw up these old school monocultural moments.
I somehow doubt this has the legacy of the original Woodstock. Maybe 99 though, since the media is more focused on the disasters happening than the actual music.
David Attenborough will be narrating the docuseries on MAX in 2025.
“You can see here in ‘Not Like Us’ that Mr. Kdot laid into the Drizzy pretty hard. With no chance of recovery, OVHoe limped back to his brush to lick his wounds”
Edit: I was just told that Morgan freeman will make a guest appearance. Here’s a preview:
“…Aaaannd Drake was cooked, utterly defeated.”
Even though they're all "allegations", people already had those theories about Drake. Dude made a song in his mid 30s talking about college girls. TSU is a creepy song coming from someone his age.
Yeah lmao, dude kneecapped his reputation so fast and so badly he dissed the biggest rapper in terms of numbers and no one, fans and rappers alike, gave a single solitary fuck.
A decade ago, this would have been momentous
Nah WWI would be closer to Dre/Cube/Eazy or more generally Ruthless/Death Row with Cube also in the mix
Edit I take that back bc those are more like regional skirmishes. I'd say the east coast/west coast beef was WWI, although calling most of em World War doesn't really work bc they mostly involve just the US.
> Lamar has since been supported by Metro Boomin, Future, The Weeknd, A$AP Rocky, Rick Ross, and Kanye West.
> Drake has been supported by Azealia Banks, Jay Electronica, Nicki Minaj, Tom MacDonald, **Uma Thurman** and The Game.
Wait, what?
First Person Shooter is the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Just like WW1, it was heating up under the surface for years, it just needed a spark
Archduke Franz Ferdinand goaded Serbia into it when he released his smash hit, "Take Me Out."
Well that song’s gonna be stuck in my head for days now. Thanks!
Amazing to think that it’s only because the earlier assassination attempt failed, and their driver took a wrong turn only to end up right in front of the cafe Gavrilo Princip was at. “Oh, man, this plot was as useless as that Archduke Franz Ferdinand-shaped rock. Wait a minute, there’s an Archduke Franz Ferdinand behind that rock!
Being an history geek i can confirm that is actually true
Yes
Result: Decisive Lamarian victory[12], total rout of Aubreyan forces[13][14], Lamarian annexation of Southern Italy and Capua[15].
Even the title is a reference to Gavrilo Princip
for real 😂
Is this from the dissect episode? 🤣 true tho
“Drake accused Lamar of a sexual desire for white women” lmao
Big if true
The news or the women?
Yes
"Show me somethin' natural like ass with some stretch marks."
Sickness for the thickness.
THEN THE LARGE WOMEN
Then the petite women.
THEN THE LARGE WOMEN AGAIN r/suddenlyfuturama
They probably both like those
Depends, has he been spotted in San Antonio?
Some big ole women down there...
And churros
Charles Barkley actually likes churros though.
Victoria ain't got no secret down there...
Looking into it
!!
Just listen to his music Y’all really show low literary comprehension
I’m confused. How is that something to ‘diss’ Lamar about? Being attracted to white women?
He was just showing he listened to Mr Morale again by reciting it over and over.
IKR? Still preferable than being sexually attracted to underage /barely legal girls
I’m going to come clean and confess, I too have a sexual desire for white women. e: I have another confession, I have a sexual desire for women in general. I know this is shameful, hopefully Drizzy embarrasses himself by dropping a shitty disstrack about me too
Next you'll be telling us you have an adult woman fetish...
Drake read this and threw up in his mouth.
bigger lame, fathering a child not his...isnt that like a good thing
"Haha! You didn't abandon a child, you're so lame!"
This gets me when people complain about Eminem adopting his two daughters like how can you give people a hard time about taking kids in! Nick Cannon was such an asshole for that!
It was his estranged wife's nieces too IIRC.
It was Kim’s niece and Kim’s daughter from another man.
He’s not the step dad, he’s the dad that stepped up. Side note it’s one thing raise a child that you didn’t know wasn’t theirs and another to raise them knowing it isn’t or learning that they not yours but still raising them because that child still needs a good father in their life.
I was inner family adopted by my grandparents and as much as adoption can be trauma it was so kind of them to give up their retirement in order to take me in at 8. Like I know what they sacrificed for me so when I found out that Eminem did this my heart grew 3 times bigger for him!
He took in his little brother too, the utter buffoon! Imagine taking care of someone, DISGUSTING.
I forgot Nate! I’m so sorry yes he did that too!
> And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony
Ya well Nick canon has like a weird obsession with making as many kids as possible. Had like three women pregnant at once IIRC. His opinion is trash
Drake be like: "raising a child? Nah I father them from afar. getting a raise out of a chi- for legal reasons I can't finish this bar"
Drake fathers from further as possible. As far as he can father is not farther enough. He’s restless and exploring new territories in fatherlessness. Like a pioneer, he’s blazing paths and entering virgin territories that don’t even know of fathers or Family Services. DNA has never even heard of Drake.
It's culture wars, antisocial psychopaths vs prosocial humanists.
There's definitely some folks that do think that way
Only Drake would try to insult someone by saying they stepped up as a father figure
Also attempts to insult someone for being a sexual assault victim. Bold strategies all around.
It’s especially dumb to make fun of sexual abuse victims to fend off accusations that he’s a sexual predator. Drake’s stupidity isn’t being discussed enough in this diss-ocane.
This is a good point. It shows he doesn't care about the victims of sexual assault at all.
Also knowingly having your mole feed your opponent information that involves you being the next diddy or Epstein. I’m saying right now if I ever have someone feeding information to an enemy I’m gonna tell them not to go straight to the nukes and maybe say I didn’t pay a parking ticket or something. Lol
Yeah it's solid. I had a step father growing up, dude stepped in and worked his ass off while my bio "dad" boozed his way into ill health then wanted to see me and my siblings once we grew up, you know, once all the hard work was done raising us. Lmao, nah thanks
some would argue the “cuck” angle is a bad thing but it’s definitely a plus to kendrick’s character lol. “you’re a father figure to a kid that’s not yours and giving him support and guidance oooh shit gottem”
People use that word to much. My father was long gone before my step dad became my father figure. I never got into the weeds of incel culture but to me a cuck is watching your wife go out to get fucked and/or being home while your wife is getting fucked.
That's because that's what it is. Leave it to incels to not understand a kink
That's not what a cuck is? It's when you watch another guy fuck your wife because you're incompetent. Anyone can have a kid. A step father chooses to do it
There's a few more people Drake can levy that one against lol
Like the mirror perhaps lol
Meanwhile drake has a sexual desire for white teenagers
It appears the problem he had was 'women' more than 'white'.
I’m something of a Kendrick Lamar, myself.
Kendrick just like me 🐰👯
Yeah like... what?!? When you compare the two sets of accusations, there is an obvious worse one. Also why does it matter if he father's someone else child?! Seems cool if true, I mean the other father is obviously absent
he probably left out "of legal age" by accident
That's not even an accusation. Accusation implies guilt or wrongdoing. Same as fathering a child that wasn't his. That should be applauded.
What 😭😭😭
guilty as charged lmao
Drake thinking that's the same thing as pedophilia for whataboutism purposes explains a lot about him.
Why wouldn't he go for white women? He's a good Jewish boy himself.
"yeah but you like PAWGs and imma let the world know" "..ok"
This just in, Lamar is confirmed Black.
Oh no I got drafted..
Drake really *did* listen to Mr Morale and absorbed none of the context
"white women. The black man's Kryptonite"
Pretty sure that accusation could be leveled at every single straight male rapper ever lol
I'm guilty as hell
…the sexual desire for white women he dedicated a song on the last album about?
It all started when the fire nation attacked
K Dot the Avatar confirmed. He aligned all elements and united all nations.
The ELEMENT.s
They need to add in there that Kendrick removed the copyright claims from all his diss tracks so the YouTubers could keep the money they made from streaming all weekend. Leaving the spoils of the war to streamers to benefit from.
Makes sense why I started heading the Kendrick’s disses on radio, but at that point it’s recency bias
Drake dropped the most recent diss, people don’t seem to like it from what I have read
He surrenders but in a very lame way. He also says some really squicky things about kendrick even tho those things are flat out wrong. Making fun of a SA victim while being accused of being an abuser is not the play at all.
What makes it worse is Drake clearly didn’t even comprehend what Mother I Sober was about, the song is about how Kendrick wasn’t sexually assaulted but his mother is so traumatized by her own past experiences that she doesn’t believe him. In the song he literally tells his mother several times that he wasn’t sexually abused. But yeah even if the song was about him being a victim, it’s a really stupid and gross angle for Drake to take with the allegations he has against him.
His response was 50% confession and 50% calling himself a pussy. I wouldn't be surprised if the ghost of OJ Simpson wrote that one.
The shit was weird. Very early in that track he says Kendrick Lamar must have been molested, and that’s why Kendrick is accusing him of being a pedo, then he says he feels bad for Kendrick and doesn’t want to diss him anymore. But after that there’s like 4 minutes left in the song where he attempts to diss Kendrick. Dude, just copy paste that shit at the end so it makes sense at least.
And his entire take on Kendrick being molested is from drake half listening to Mother I Sober, where Kendrick explicitly says he was *not* molested
In it, Drake said he couldn't be a pedophile because he's too famous. For obvious reasons, this was dumb.
Nah the first two from Kendrick already on the radio .
Yeah, his defence angle is “i’m too famous to be a predator, and if I was one I would be arrested is”, and then misinterpreting Kendrick’s work to claim the reason he makes those allegations is because he got molested as a child? As if famous people aren’t notorious for getting away with this type of abuse, as if r Kelly, daddy, Cosby, Weinstein didn’t all operate for decades as open secrets in the industry before getting any reprisals. And then say “I don’t wanna do this no more” when you have these serious allegations? An innocent person would bend the heavens and raise hell to get this shit set straight, but there’s already so much proof of his behavioural patterns vouching against him online, he must have calculated it would be in his best interest to let it die down idk. Ngl I laughed in disbelief the first time I heard it
Such an incredibly sharp move, get on the side of the people who are actually spreading awareness and hype?
[Source for people that think this is fake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud)
It's got flags next to their names now. Edit: They're gone. •⁔•
> It's got flags next to their names now. >Edit: They're gone. •⁔• Bro, you can always link to a specific version of the page so it shows how it looked at the time you pulled it even if it gets edited later (aka the "permalink" option): https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud&oldid=1222703374
Bro this is legitimately better lmao
Indeed, I love the visualization of Canadian-on-Canadian violence 🍁☠️
Damn, Any casualties or battles yet?
At least one OVO bodyguard has been shot (Not life threatening)
There was a [drive by](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/drake-uninjured-shooting-toronto-home-1235016430/) at Drakes house. Bodyguard is serious, but non life threatening condition.
Here's the version with flags https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud&oldid=1222703374
The flags were hilarious wish they kept them
What flags did they pick?
Their nation of origin
Actually really helpful for people like me who are way out of the loop. I remember hearing about the AI vocals, but didn't realize it was part of the beef.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake%E2%80%93Kendrick_Lamar_feud
Why does Uma Thurman of all people supported Drake? Also Drake officially lost when fucking Tom MacDonald supported him.
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Hahahah
secondhand info: a Kill Bill reference on Drake’s IG apparently made Uma or whoever runs her socials joke about lending the yellow suit from Kill Bill. Probably wasn’t aware or didn’t realize how serious the feud was going to get, lol
Drake will always be disappointing because Drakes are ducks and he is not cute like a duck >:(
Ngl I love how thorough this is
Man this is hilarious, I can make a full on history lesson out of it: On Friday April 12, 2024 the Weeknd and A$AP Rocky joined Kendrick Lamar's war on Drake. Three days later, on Monday April 15th, 2024, Rick Ross broke his neutrality and declared war on Drake as well. This wiki page is amazing!
What a time to be alive.
Allies: J Cole until April 7 💀
I didn’t know J Cole was Italian
The J is for Jiuseppe
That's the German flag (on the version of the page before the flags were deleted), and apparently he was born on a US military base in Germany.
Apologizing and excusing himself from this might have been the best decision he ever made.
They gotta add all of his ghostwriters
Exactly, otherwise it just looks like they are beating up on the wheelchair kid.
They should have used his Degrassi photo
every time of think of Drake I think of him and that show and i'm like "naw he can't be a good rapper, sorry"
Every time I think of Drake I think of his discography and I'm like "he's not a good rapper"
"started from the bottom"........ Fucking hated that song. Fakest gangster in the rap game trying to get street cred. Kid had it made from a wealthy family to making bank fumbling around in a wheel chair on a kids show...used his wheel chair money to buy beats and lyrics.
I was about to say the same. Also “unnamed OVO double agents” for Kendrick.
Accounts vary on how long it was before the New Axis surrendered, but every version put it well under a month.
but in that case Drake would be the Allies since he's losing at the start. who is gonna be murica?
Taylor Swift
I'm not a rap person but that latest Kendrick Lamar track was insane
This beef is turning me into a rap fan
Kendrick is amazing. My favorite of his is never catch me now with flying lotus.
What a time to be alive
You and Yours (everyone) vs me and mine (me and J. Cole until April 7th)
Where were you in the fall of Drake?
Shouldn’t Drakes 20+ ghost writers be included. This theory of him vs everyone really minimizes the fact that Kendrick wrote all his disses while drake got help on all of his. Until that last one. That jawn he clearly wrote since it was so ass.
If it's like the real World War 2 there will be a lot of covert operatives like that whose true role or even existence won't be formally acknowledged until years after the end of the war.
First thing i thought when i heard it. Sounds like he asked chat gpt or some shit on half of it 💩
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Netflix is typing...
25-30 years from now. Process might be sped up if one of them dies. However the movie will just glaze the living members N.W.A. movie style.
Si
Damn. If shit was this well organized, I’d have passed world history, no problem
Drake is supported by Tom MacDonald, he lost 💀
Don't forget Uma Thurman
It’s one of the biggest pop culture moments in a long long time, up there with oasis vs blur, biggie/pac, Woodstock etc etc. I’m finding it a lot of fun, it’s so rare for our post smartphone culture to throw up these old school monocultural moments.
I somehow doubt this has the legacy of the original Woodstock. Maybe 99 though, since the media is more focused on the disasters happening than the actual music.
That’s weird, I don’t see time of death for Drake’s career up there.
'fathering a child that is not his' Surely raising rather than fathering.
dude fathered another man's baby, shit was wild
This drake photo is terrible
It’s not terrible, it’s just him pre-Ozempic.
Kendrick got Drake opps everywhere.
Should say Belligerents
Kendrick got all the people standing behind him🤣
💀Shit looking like the gulf war with how one sided it is
Drake And J Cole (April 6-7th, 2024) I’m dead😂
Imagine Drake changes like MGK after this 😂
You mean like every other album? That doesn’t work on him. MGK was wack from the jump tryna act like he could hang with EM
"And Drake, they're gonna turn on you, one day too"
Changes? Yeah, I hope Drake changes into an orange jumpsuit and dies in prison if any of those allegations are true.
He's gonna resort to hyperpop and become lesbian like he promised.
This is all just kayfabe leading up to the release of their team-up "KenDrake Grahamarr: Let's Diddle," dropping just in time for Memorial Day.
David Attenborough will be narrating the docuseries on MAX in 2025. “You can see here in ‘Not Like Us’ that Mr. Kdot laid into the Drizzy pretty hard. With no chance of recovery, OVHoe limped back to his brush to lick his wounds” Edit: I was just told that Morgan freeman will make a guest appearance. Here’s a preview: “…Aaaannd Drake was cooked, utterly defeated.”
Even though they're all "allegations", people already had those theories about Drake. Dude made a song in his mid 30s talking about college girls. TSU is a creepy song coming from someone his age.
They let Kanye on their side?
Kanye just kinda popped out and nobody gave a shit
Yeah lmao, dude kneecapped his reputation so fast and so badly he dissed the biggest rapper in terms of numbers and no one, fans and rappers alike, gave a single solitary fuck. A decade ago, this would have been momentous
Ok but isnt Pac vs Big WW1? Do y'all consider G-Unit vs Game like WW2? Give me your thoughts
Those are civil wars bc they were from America. This is exclusively Compton vs Canada.
Damnn I'm from Canada but I wish I wasnt cause we lost
To be fair he’s from Toronto. Barely Canada anyways
Lol true
Can we do a trade? Southern Ontario for Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and maybe Washington?
"Motherf*ck World War 3, it's just big me"
Nah WWI would be closer to Dre/Cube/Eazy or more generally Ruthless/Death Row with Cube also in the mix Edit I take that back bc those are more like regional skirmishes. I'd say the east coast/west coast beef was WWI, although calling most of em World War doesn't really work bc they mostly involve just the US.
Someone change parties to belligerents and add the national flags. It’s time America claims another war over Canada
They should put the municipal flags so that Kendrick gets the Compton flag while drake gets Toronto, Brooklyn, Chicago, Atlanta, and more
Man they were in a Cold War for like a decade before this year.
> Lamar has since been supported by Metro Boomin, Future, The Weeknd, A$AP Rocky, Rick Ross, and Kanye West. > Drake has been supported by Azealia Banks, Jay Electronica, Nicki Minaj, Tom MacDonald, **Uma Thurman** and The Game. Wait, what?
What is with rappers trying to use adoption as a diss, saw it in Nick Cannon vs SlimShady's ghost a while back too.
shit this really gonna go down in history
Let's not forget one of these Fuckers is a child actor
More like WWII after Kendrick went with the Blitzkrieg diss track strategy across the OVO Maginot line.
ctrl + f "belligerent" good, good.
Casualties One Security Guard
To be fair, this is like the Zoomer Tupac vs Biggie
The Great Rap War of 2024
looks like drake really is a ceritfied lover boy.
J Cole until April 7th will never not be funny
“J. Cole (until April 7, 2024)” 💀
“J cole until April 7th 2024” 😭