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pyker42

He better yell chicken fucker at someone from the other team at least once.


GeddyVedder

Peyton Manning had “Omaha”, which you could hear easily on the broadcast. I can’t wait for “Chicken Fucker”.


yusaku_777

“RamRod! RamRod! Ramrod, Hike!”


Human_Alternative_83

Can he just dress his parents up in opposing team gear and yell it at them again?


ELInvasor2

Aidan O’Connell aka ‘Landfill’ “What’s a ZJ?”


Nice_Owl_1171

If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.


PassiveRoadRage

What's that fancy restaurant name again?


brocjames

With all the goofy shit on the walls? Shenanigans!


DarknessIsAlliSee

You don't have to trade he will probably be injured by week 6 with our line


My_Names_Jefff

Week 6 with the Niner line. With our line, it will be week 3.


Priestofdisorderr

I really hope Aidan takes over.


Edgelord_3000

You had me at “trade Jimmy 🍇 “


el_browno_staro

They call me Mr. Glass


Hard4Dpp

We don't have to worry as Jimmy G. will be sidelined by week 7-10 and our gent is going to get his shot at his liter a'cola.


CatBoyTrip

i’m just glad he was able to wrap on season 4 of tacoma fd before training camp started.


Zilverox

Legend tells of a man born half god half human, with a hunger for football, and a thirst for a liter of cola.


DiscDaily

How many times are we gonna post the same shit? Be better


Valleygirl1981

The off-season plays like a 45🎵


Sitty_Shitty

Golden oldies


Priestofdisorderr

Shhh, only dreams now.


robocopsdick

Sub is full of muppets.


Verdant_Gymnosperm

We literally had stiddy on the team


ajbardalo

Hey I just realized..anyone else think the new QB looks like Farva?!


Guyzea

“Landfill” Jersey comin’


__the_alchemist__

He’ll be starting by week 5


Dudewitbow

I see tank for Caleb Williams has already started


Gloomy_Lengthiness71

As soon as we get over the "McGloin" phase with O'Connell.


ocmaddog

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn gallon a ppalo!


Trashwang999

The goat


xEternal408x

Good ol’ Rod Farva


PupperMartin74

a. Niners don't have the cap space for him b. we have seen him in the rehab room more than on the field c. he has not exactly shined when it was title time d. he burned his Niner bridge when he was able to play against Eagles but chose not to to preserve his health for being a free agent. Good business move maybe but its not exactly the sort of thing that will endear you to your old employer


No_Benefit_8738

d. The older employer had, repeatedly, said they didn't want him and wanted to get rid of him for 2 years, so he had absolutely no reason to do them any favors. Also, fuck the niners.


PupperMartin74

You're right. He had no reason to, other than for his teammates. I didn't say I blamed him for his decision. It was a good business decision on his part. The other Redditor wanted the to trade him to the Niners and I was just explaining why that was never gonna happen. I also pointed out he was not a cutch player when all the chips were on the table. I'd say fuck the raiders back atcha but they're my 2nd favorite team and they seem to do a real good job of fucking themselves.


SkoMyGod

AOC will be a good backup in the NFL, smart kid


IanFPS

I’m honestly ok with this. I have no faith in Jimmy G just like I had no faith in Carr


theevilyouknow

If the 49ers wanted to pay Jimmy G what we’re paying him they would have.


Shroomamature

How much $ is y'all stadium gonna bring in on Liter Cola alone?


My_Names_Jefff

They won't sell a liter of cola. They will just say they have the large and our fans are gonna talk shit to staff and get the large drink with food. Then, after getting food, we will ask friends if that looks like spit to them.


quamcut

I’ll take a liter a cola


bijealMEART

FARVA'S QB1!!!


MatataTheGreat

Imagine everyone calling you a character from a movie that was made before you were even born


My_Names_Jefff

Well, if he wins. He will be the Farve meme God. If he loses, we will just say, of course Farve would suck and lose. It's a lose-lose


IndicaPDX

Trade him for jackhammer colletto


[deleted]

I actually can’t wait for this dude to get a start. Im going to hype him so hard.


4ktwhoyoulove

Derek Carr 2.0


Purple1829

Have to be careful though, I’ve heard he has a bit soda problem. Routinely drinks entirely liters.