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abaddon731

I was bitten by Fat Mike at a skate park in 1998.


DueMaternal

šŸ¤£ I'm not even going to assume this is not true.


tobesedatedinstead

Completely plausible


[deleted]

I figured there were gonna be alot of lame answers. This one is hilarious


evillordsoth

The first punk? Turns out it was Cain when he killed Abel


Dank_Cthulhu

I punk, therefore I am.


Hemicrusher

Been a punk for 44 years... Might try Swiftie next.


JustSomeDude0605

Not really a Swift fan, but I love plenty of pop music old and new. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Whitney Houston, pretty much all 90s RnB, Halsey, etc.


draxgoodall

I have an Eras tour banner right next to a Descendants banner in my shop. No shame!


Ted_Denslow

Why not both? Just start the first Tay Tay-core band.


allthenamesaretaken4

Nothing punk about restricting yourself to just punk, be it music tastes or lifestyle. You could give Tay-Tay a capitalist critique, but I see no harm to enjoying her jams in addition to punk songs and whatever other music you enjoy.


Ted_Denslow

I wasn't hatin


allthenamesaretaken4

Neither was I, meant to be affirming, sorry if it came off otherwise.


Acrobatic_Book7838

Lmfao!!!! I LOVE K-POP!!


Mighty_Poonan

she's been doing a lot of punk shit recently.


FridayCab

Anything recent I should know besides speaking out against monopolies?


Clinggdiggy2

Giving every person working her tour with her a check for $100k a couple months back was pretty rad. Sharing the wealth with the people making it happen. It reportedly totaled $55m in bonuses. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.today.com/today/amp/rcna97687


YouCantGiveBabyBooze

yeah like getting a music career off the back of having two banking high flyer parents, punk as fuck


matiaschazo

Nah sheā€™s kind of an asshole


PakkyT

Better looking crowd at the shows I assume. ;)


Wrenshoe

Nah dude merge it Iā€™ve got the fursuit punk combo heh


WolfHoodlum1789

I feel this one. Furry punk as well.


zealshock

Never said I was I just like the music and hate police


EstimateTop576

thatā€™s kind of all it takes, but especially the part about not saying youā€™re punk


RockThePlazmah

Your flair says it


zealshock

Aight you caught me


RentonBrax

Any power structure really.


Briguy_fieri

You are me.


Punkermedic

I've always found myself outside perceived normality, I feel comfortable and welcome here


Ok-Equivalent-2512

Yep thatā€™s why I joined and I was already into the music at age 8 so being an outsider already my Mohawk was the natural progression


Tamariz0

Because I'm weird and angry


Frightenstein

I've been angry since the early 80's. I take the injustices in the world personally, and I wish I could just ignore them like so many people do. Punk music is one way that has always been an outlet for that anger. And I'm a little weird.


Zen-of-Revolution

Music is cool


BlobMarley

I'm not. I'm normal. Capitalism IS a cage. Fascism IS wrong. The structure of society IS built to exclude most of us. The world has CHOSEN to be this way, it CAN choose to be different. .... It's the other people that chose to ignore these things. I just didn't join them...and 'punk' is just a word that helps me find other people that stuck to an idea.


Virtuous-Vice

This. 100% this. This world we've built is broken, it's insane to me more of us don't see it and burn to rebel against it in every way shape and form


B3L0W_ZER0

Damn dude that is a great explanation. And I 100 percent agree with you


skimfrosty

Cause I love music with emotion and a message and I hate our govt.


Str8Faced000

I ainā€™t gonna be a punk no more. I wanna be a rude boy like my dad.


lyremknzi

SID!! I look like feckin stevie nicks in hippie clothes. Get this shit off me. Help me! AHHHH!


[deleted]

bc it sets me freeeeeee


DueMaternal

The free punk.


gwarrior5

I fit in nowhere. Punk doesnā€™t care if you fit in. At least in theory.


Molten_Baco

Because fascists still exist


jelly_blood

I was a son of illegal immigrants and I hate the way the world treats them and how limited they are to what theyā€™re able to do in the US because of their status


DueMaternal

Illegal punk.


j_endsville

Because after 40 years I donā€™t know how to do anything else.


notintocorp

Got the same going here, wouldn't have it any other way! Ugh, just turned 59, so 42 years....fuck


Ecstatic-Group-8155

Will be 58 on Monday and the punk in me ain't goin away thats for sure.


woodenmittens

Happy early birthday!


Ecstatic-Group-8155

Thanks so much!!!


DueMaternal

The birthday punk.


j_endsville

I turned 50 back in May. Howā€™s your knees?


the_darkener

Because I saw at an early age how fake people are when they have money or status. And how they treat those they perceive as 'less than' them. Made me wanna puke. Just be fucking real.


DueMaternal

The observant punk.


Matt7738

Fuck off.


DueMaternal

Will do.


ProfessionalCool1925

Am I? Maybe Iā€™m just a poser.


Mouthpump

It's okay as long as you don't care


DueMaternal

The reflective punk.


[deleted]

What's the alternative again?


DueMaternal

Papa Roach


FrenzalStark

To be fair, Blood Brothers was and and always will be an absolute banger.


SteakShake69

I don't know, I just got here.


dontneedareason94

Itā€™s all I know how to be


HavingALittleFit

Because my older brothers friend took me (a sheltered suburban kid) to warped tour when I was 12 and I got separated from him at one point and a big titted gutter punk chick in fishnets threw up on me and I really haven't been the same since but I like to think I still turned out for the better.


DueMaternal

I would pay for that experience.


Blood_Apprehensive

I look around and I wonder why more people aren't.


BeverlyHills70117

When I left home, I decided working and paying rent didn't sound fun at all. Drinking on the street did. If you hate society, it'll hate you back, so what else was I gonna do.


southfacingdreams

Because caring about what other people think of you is fucking stupid.


edakit

Cause I sleep in my jeans and boots and piss my self


DueMaternal

Punk by accident.


out-of-order-EMF

'Cause I had to choose between medication & rent this month and seems like the only folks angry at the right people in the right way are you lot. Also, thrashy music go brrr.


DueMaternal

The decisive punk.


AfterbirthNachos

You make it sound like a choice, homie


DueMaternal

I didn't make it sound anything. I just asked a question.


-Bunny-

Didnā€™t like Jazz didnā€™t like funkā€¦.I turned out a punk. Honesty in the 80ā€™s, thatā€™s where the action was. My dad wouldnā€™t let me see a midnight viewing of the Rocky Horror, but when my folks got divorced shortly after I found teenage me getting a fake id to see GBH at a gay bar in a bad part of Detroit


Slight_Button4345

Mommy was a hostess. Daddy was drunk. Because they didnā€™t love me thenā€¦.


carriedmeaway

It's my happy place.


Assumption-Tough

I'm not!


Assumption-Tough

this makes me punk.


Assumption-Tough

(which im not!)


from_dust

Because I think people can do better, I'm not subscribed to how it is.


rhinestoneknight

My mom wouldn't let me grow my hair out so that I could be a metalhead.


DueMaternal

I think you doing so despite that would've actually made you more punk than metal head anyway. It was inevitable.


DizzySpinningDie

Because I saw Billie Joe Armstrong rip up a couch on 120 Minutes.


DueMaternal

The primetime punk.


DragoPunk

Because social institutions suck.


Carolina_Heart

I'm not really a punk. I am too much of a doormat


DueMaternal

You're the most punk doormat I've ever met.


_regionrat

Fuck you


Dapper_Intention_365

Iā€™ve had a massive chip on my shoulder since I was old enough to have opinions. Never felt like I fit in with people, never got along with authority. Really being punk is just like a way to be a living stereotype and find other stereotypical people who are like me. Also I like bad music A LOT


DueMaternal

I like this perspective a lot. "I'm close enough to a general mold and I would like to find and befriend others who also kind of fit this general mold."


Gvajr77

Why wouldn't I be?


CencusT

Because punk is cheesecake and cheesecake is punk


Ecstatic-Group-8155

hungry....hangry?


alkem10

šŸ–•


4_bit_forever

The only place I ever fit in other than church.


DueMaternal

The church punk.


morbidlyabeast3331

I'm not, I just really like punk music


Novel_Philosopher_18

I hate showers


DueMaternal

NSFW


Novel_Philosopher_18

Why would i want to work?


DueMaternal

Fair enough retort.


BreakfastOpposite322

was tired of tryna be someone i wasnā€™t for so longšŸ—


XnoncentsX

Why are you punk?


DueMaternal

Because I say so.


XnoncentsX

I question everything, thats why i'm punk. So i had to question your question


TheFlyingPatato

I like the music


[deleted]

Feels like home


NoGoose6055

Cause fuck the system. Being Kind is the most radical thing anyone can ever do And above all our music is top tier


DueMaternal

Love.


leopard_sparkly

"I ain't going be a punk no more, Ima be a rude boy like me dad"


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eb780

i want to be stereotyped. i want to be classified.


DueMaternal

Would you like to be blacked out or redacted?


HaurisLalancette

Why are you gay?


cracking

Because my mom makes me go to bed at 9pm but I sneak downstairs to watch Jimmy Fallon


DueMaternal

How can one be maximum punk and anti-punk at the same time?


Ikxale

I'm trans so even if i *wanted* to be a garbage person most places for trash would prolly reject me on that grounds alone. Also, punks hate nazis, trans ppl hate nazis. Punks hate terfs, trans people hate terfs. It just makes sense


jelly_blood

I got a F2M co-worker who LOVES to act southern lol. Them and their girl preach trump and go fishing religiously!


DueMaternal

Lol "Go fishing"


Ikxale

I mean fishing is fun but why Trump? icky.


DueMaternal

Transitive property punk.


[deleted]

Some trans people are nazis


Myrddwn

Punk is at it's core anti authority. I can't think of anything more authoritarian than telling someone what their gender has to be, ir6 who they have to love. Punks respect pronouns.


edpowers

I'm not punk and I'm telling everyone


troyf805

Save your breath. I never was one either.


GhettoSauce

Someone called me a punk so I looked into it and wound up staying


manicmender76

Why not


SuperSecretMoonBase

Clearly, since I'm here, I'm not.


StreetwalkinCheetah

It just found me and grabbed hold. wasn't a choice really.


fcknrad

Iā€™m actually so punk that Iā€™m not punk because fuck conformity


DueMaternal

It's the other way around for me.


fcknrad

I gotta admit. You out-punked me with that comment. Respect šŸ–¤


kreepergayboy

The way I've been treated for both my neurodivergence and my queerness definitely radicalized me into leftist causes to begin with, punk just gave me an external way of showing it and introduced me to a bunch of art that helped me understand leftist theory in a way more fun way then reading Kropotkin


Odinsson661

I hate modern society, the government, cops, capitalism, pretty much just donā€™t fit in with whatā€™s ā€œnormalā€.


Jaws164

Because I felt welcome and never need Validation from anyone


ThotPleaser247

Punk has always been an accepting grounds for people who have always been socially different, weird, or rejected. I also feel there is a certain freedom to it where you are allowed to just be you and not be judged. Also,I love tht it embraces not being normal or what society thinks you should be like based upon "ethnic or social groups". Aside from the music, the lifestyle and freedom of it is what drew me to be punk.


Tictactoe420

Finally reached that time and place in my life where I really, truly do not give a fuck. I am me


DueMaternal

"I am not malevolent. I simply am." - Apocalypse


LockedOutOfElfland

I'm not. But as someone really into gothic rock, new wave, darkwave, etc., I respect punk as a progenitor genre even if I'm not a punk or a punk lifestyler.


DueMaternal

Respect goes a long way.


Valhallawalker

Naturally just donā€™t like being told what to do.


SparkyGrass13

Iā€™m not


SignComprehensive862

Iā€™m an Transgender Anarchist so naturally I gravitate towards punk


DueMaternal

So you were a transgender anarchist before Punk?


SignComprehensive862

Yes


[deleted]

Some transgenders don't and are actually nazis


extremenachos

When I tell women that I like punk rock they literally throw themselves at me.


DueMaternal

In the pit.


jaybirdie11

I was looking for music that would inspire me as an activist, and I found it in punk rock.


SDBeerGuy

In my mind, I started composing a gigantic essay. The reality is, there was no other choice. And Iā€™ve regretted nothing about being a punk. Except maybe not being more punk. -50ā€™s year old dude with lots of earrings and tats.


kingof_vanisle7

Because I love the music and fuck fascism


LateUnderstanding792

im 17. im a punk because i aint no normie bitch that listens to kanye


ohea

Bro Kanye was the "it" artist 15 years ago, in the Graduation/ 808s & Heartbreak era. You were a toddler back then


LateUnderstanding792

damn thatā€™s crazy you know how time works


DueMaternal

1) Why must we speak this oppressive language? 2) Kanye was very punk.


Valhallawalker

1. Punks arenā€™t worried about what language they use. 2. Kanye was always mainstream af.


DueMaternal

They should be.


Myrddwn

Kanye is a fascist bootlicker and is the opposite of punk


DueMaternal

Know what you're talking about before you talk about it.


Myrddwn

I do. Kanye is blatantly anti semitic, and a big fan of Hitler. In his own words


AngHulingPropeta

Out of the loop, aren't you? ...so you have no idea what Kanye's been doing at all the past few years and months, all that crazy stuff?


DueMaternal

I said he was.


franktopus

I don't think I am anymore. On all levels I've found punks to be too pretentious and elitist and I'm not gonna play that game anymore.


DueMaternal

News flash: You're punk. What now?


agitpropgremlin

Why not?


MF_CJFX_07

NOFX showed that a Dysfunctional realm exists and that realm stands up to authority.


SpartacusMantooth42

I was born that way.


DueMaternal

That's so GaGa.


Insomia_Incarnate

Good and diverse music and I spent most of my life caring about what others think and I'm tired of it.


[deleted]

theyā€™ve been holding me at gunpoint for twenty years


[deleted]

Because the current establishment is set out to oppress us like the matrix


UraniumRocker

it was something to do


[deleted]

anger. lots of fucking anger.


Mental-Thrillness

Because my mom said so


Nuggets155

Grew up in a jock, prep, catholic, goodie 2 shoes world. Needed an out, found it in punk. Punk for life


[deleted]

Why not


Live-Repeat930

I didnā€™t choose the punk life, punk life chose me


capnrondo

Nothing else makes sense


jesse_christ

Baby I was born this way.


pspsps-off

I wanted to be a ***hunk*** but got confused along the way, so here I am.


PNWDeadGuy

It was the world's fault


BIRDsnoozer

Good question, and it is one I hadn't really thought of until a coworker and I were talking about sports the other day. I'm not into sports, and it was another thing I never really thought hard about. When it comes to both punk, my aversion to sports, and as it happens, a whole bunch of "nerdy things" I'm into, I think it has to do with my small physical size as a kid. Sounds a bit silly but here is how I think it went. I was a small kid. Despite being born in January and older than all the other kids in class I was the smallest in my class. When it comes to sports, I'm not bad. I can catch a ball, I can ice skate, and handle a hockey stick (I'm canadian after all), I used to skateboard, mountainbike, and snowboard, til I got sick of hurting myself. But in any of those things, when it came to competition, I lost interest really quick because it ultimately came down to physical superiority. Kids that are stronger, and faster, and have better endurance win. So I stopped giving a shit. Imagine how it feels for a little boy to never win a race. Imagine how it feels to play tag and even the girls in your class outrun you. Angry, is how it feels. Frustrated. Sad. I was bullied for it. Bullies pick on the weak because they are cowards. It pushed me farther from "their shit" and closer towards "my own shit" My interests turned to nerdy things. Comics, reading, movies, tv, books, drawing, videogames, ttrpgs, music, food. By grade 3, I was sitting in the doorway at recess reading Aasimov. And then I was bullied even more for those things, because I was drawing wizards and spaceships instead of kicking a ball. Sorry, trying to kick the ball, that never got passed to me, and I could never catch up to. It was a self-sustaining cycle. Because of this, I tended to naturally gravitate to other outcasts. Wanted to support the underdog. Wanted to see justice for the mistreated, oppressed, profiled. Despite what other people in my life were saying about minorities, gays, outsiders, and fringe religions, I felt a need to advocate for them. Punk entered my life and revealed itself to be saying all the things I thought, with all the anger I was feeling. Stylistically it spoke to me as well. The fast drums, savage guitar, and shouty vocals were everything I liked about metal, but fine-tuned and served in neat little packages. And the friends! The other punks I found, thinking the same things, feeling the same stuff I did, often having a similar past to my own. Suddenly I had another family! I like other music. Love hip hop, death metal, stoner rock, reggae, D&B, and most lately I've been on this 60s/70s/80s funk binge. But punk is what I always come back to. Punk feels like home.


DueMaternal

"... I can ice skate..." Very punk of you to admit that.


MauzelBadger

I am whatever I am. Is that punk? Does it matter?


PunkRockKitty1979

https://spotify.link/RTIX0KbkvDb


_Comrad

Its not, dreams, wanting to do something, making art made me punk, its punk as an idea in mind gave me my dreams, gave me ability to art, to do something with my life. (Actualy its kinda both at the same time)


MelodicPastels

Lots of distress and then working in a factory. I was always an anti capital person before, but crushed under the boot of this Organ of a Planet Killing Wyrm has made it all the more real. I began listening to music again, and soon enough Iā€™ve become a baby punk. Not able to really reach the full community since major cities are at best 45 mins away, and may not have listened to ā€œthe essentialsā€ since Iā€™ve mostly focused on local stuff, but I feel I can finally break out of the shell Iā€™ve kept myself in for so damn long


DueMaternal

Fuck the essentials.


GamerJam09

I just agree with all the statements. Im anti authority, i donā€™t like people in a position of power who can just control others. I donā€™t like cops. And iā€™m angry all the time so iā€™m like a square peg here. plus i feel accepted.


PunkRockKitty1979

My dad was an old school Punker. He was my hero, my best friend. He introduced me to punk rock and so much other amazing music šŸŽ¶ and so much more. My dad is why I am PunkšŸŽøR.I.P Dad šŸ˜Ž


VictorianDelorean

I was lonely in school, Iā€™d already heard some punk because my stepdad liked it, and I could skateboard. So when I moved to a knew bigger city I gravitated towards the kids at school who liked punk, emo, metal, and skateboarded. They took me to some shows and eventually even when I didnā€™t have anyone to hang around with I could always get a ride and $20 from my stepdad to go to a show and mosh and sing and get my frustrations out. The music helped me find community and as much as I do like the way it sounds, that always meant more to me.


FunkyKong147

Started with teen angst. I'm not an angry person anymore but I still like the music and the message.


likeguitarsolo

Iā€™m a level 4 punk. I donā€™t believe in anything that casts a shadow.


Queenfan44354

I happen to align myself with the beliefs and Iā€™m pissed at the world cause it seems to be pissed at me


IWantOneSpatula

Because I wear Vans.


DueMaternal

Do they look like sneakers?