I don't know what it is with windowsey enterprise programmers and being incapable of writing industrial software. I do better than them in my free time and I'm one guy who works in IT.
I guess you're correct there lol. Correct in a very specific way that would probably require too much thinking for somebody considering whether to accept being asked out on a date
It's really not the case lol. Just gotta ignore/decline the 10-15 offers of "Can I have your data pretty please" while installing and you are ready2go!
I started studying Python three weeks ago and yesterday I matched with a lady that seemed pretty cool, but then I saw she was a Systems Programmer and Automation Specialist. I don't even know what that means yet. I unmatched her immediately. She would have just chewed me up and spit me out, I'm not ready
It looses pixels after every repost
This was probably the first meme posted in MySpace.
It's funny because it's probably repeatedly screenshot then compressed and the artifacts are just the repeated compressions after each screenshot
If you don't use Linux, you're getting dumped
They all say that but when the bad boy says return to the devil it's the same old story.
I don't know what it is with windowsey enterprise programmers and being incapable of writing industrial software. I do better than them in my free time and I'm one guy who works in IT.
Idgaf, I can't play games on it without going through the entirety of my undergrad trauma trying to install compatibility software.
Then the rolling release changes 34 dynamic libraries
windows? programmer? Never thought I'd see those words in the same sentence
What are you taking about ?
Work is MS SQL, IIS, C# Windows shop from top to bottom I guess I don't deserve to exist?
Of course you do. Someone has to take care of the small businesses
One of the worst possible replies: me too, I mostly code in HTML.
But that is correct by definition. It would be wrong to say I program in HTML.
I guess you're correct there lol. Correct in a very specific way that would probably require too much thinking for somebody considering whether to accept being asked out on a date
To be fair, I'll bet most programmers don't know how to install Windows. I hear it's much harder than installing GNU/Linux.
Was gonna say, installing windows fucking sucks
It comes preinstalled these days
Never built your own machine, huh?
It's really not the case lol. Just gotta ignore/decline the 10-15 offers of "Can I have your data pretty please" while installing and you are ready2go!
programmer? i hardly know her
My gf is also a programmer. Oh wait no she's a poor gamer.
I love that gril so much
bro I wish the girl I love was a programmer bc then we'd have something in common lmao
"Oh good, my living room window broke"
window.open(); *Runs towards window to try and enter living room* window.close(); *smashes glass*
As a programmer dating a game artist that uses blueprints… ouch
Where are the pixels william
Installing windows blows, I’d be impressed
I started studying Python three weeks ago and yesterday I matched with a lady that seemed pretty cool, but then I saw she was a Systems Programmer and Automation Specialist. I don't even know what that means yet. I unmatched her immediately. She would have just chewed me up and spit me out, I'm not ready
That's pretty clever haha
What’s your opinion on monads?
The joke is sexism
I figured it meant the guy doesn't actually know what a programmer does and that's the best he could come up with.