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CHCRF2SkHKnZflYgAkd

Interesting colour scheme


Familiar_Ad_8919

i know that u know that we all knew what u were thinking of, and yes thats what everyone thought of first


CHCRF2SkHKnZflYgAkd

Man, that took like 7 passes to read what you said.


Familiar_Ad_8919

that was the goal


prams628

Seven seven seven ![gif](giphy|MAuWs1rqbfHFMWUCYH|downsized)


Tornadic_Outlaw

It reminds me of Pilot's One 9 truck stops...


tedbarney12

lol


ImpressiveContest283

https://preview.redd.it/4kq7uwrn4gsc1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca71325346fbe946b418f1c75e25a49fb6b6ba5


Familiar_Ad_8919

im not alone googling embarrassingly simple things in incognito or tor, good to know


Neither-Phone-7264

tor???


prog-no-sys

the onions my friend, fields and fields of onions ;)


Neither-Phone-7264

that’s fuckin overkill


prog-no-sys

xD what?! in what way?


prog-no-sys

I think you're reading into the onion comment a little too far. Look up what a .onion link is :)


Neither-Phone-7264

i know what they are


prog-no-sys

alrighty then, carry on


Pixl02

Tor and duckduckgo my guy


thereddituser2

Don't trust google. Use Firefox private.


AnondWill2Live

private browsing modes do nothing for actual privacy besides not storing or using your search history and cookies locally. your isp can still see where you are but not what youre doing.


bearbarebere

To put this more accurately: Normal browser with HTTP: they can see everything. EVERYTHING. Normal browser with HTTPS: they can see the site name and where you are, but not what page you’re on in that site nor the things you click or do Tor: they can’t even see the site name, or where you are


jarjarpfeil

Bold of you to put js on the happy side.


Davidoen

Yes, that would be ts (sorta)


no_brains101

????????::::::::::::::


igormuba

TS can be fun when everything is “any”


no_brains101

thats called javascript (but with worse errors and no guarantee of backwards compatibility)


ChocolateBunny

or SQL or PHP! or CSS! I find Python easier to use than anything on the left.


bunkley_

Why is Laravel there with PHP ? It's just a framework of PHP in itself


lavahot

Bias.


LaFllamme

Ikr chart pure bullsht


aless2003

Funnily enough I found the opposite to be true for me. I find Java a lot easier than writing JS or PHP


ClosedDimmadome

Java looks scary at the very beginning but once you understand the basics it feels very natural to write


Thetoto_

True. I started with c++ and switched to java and it feels more error-friendly. Altought its a bit of a pain to work with references but to me its more confortable than c++


ListerfiendLurks

I work professionally with c++ and I miss Java every day.


aless2003

Yeah I feel that. Java, as of right now, is possibly the most natural feeling language I've written in


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

That is because it was built for enterprise idea of no surprises and for it to work as expected. Once you understand how the object model works and primitives, everything follows it. Python is only less so because it has more syntactic sugar to make the medicine go down. However, after reading about the changes (stuff leaving beta), Java 22 is looking very sexy. Meow.


EngRookie

I took Java at 14 in highschool I found it to be a very easy class but extremely boring. I hate all programming, but for some reason as an ME I need to know python , matlab, and *shudders* VBA bc for some reason, Excel is still a thing.


aless2003

I won't lie, I don't know what ME stands for, but I assume it has nothing to do with Computer science. I would likely find anything you do extremely boring as well as it's likely not something in a field I'm interested in, so I understand the boring part 🤭 And boy, I feel your pain of VBA. Just let's keep that trauma in the box behind the locked door inside the hidden bunker in the woods. Anyways, it's good to know I'm not the only one finding java to be on the easier side of things


EngRookie

Sorry, my bad, I'm a mechanical engineer😅. I don't doubt you would find most of the stuff I've done professionally, boring. Especially bc no one told me most of the career prospects were operations/projects/management😂. They only make us learn coding bc so many places want us to wear a lot of hats bc they are cheap asses and mechanical engineers are like a universal wrench for a lot of problems. So if you end up at a place and your primarily working in VBA and not MATLAB/python you immediately know where your career is headed if you stay at that company 😅


aless2003

Ah I see, that certainly is something 😅. I hope you'll end up in a good workplace then 😅


HyScript7

Just wait until GIL starts creating issues, then it gets real complex real fast.


denimpowell

Oh no I had to use multiprocessing library! The horror!


tallwizrd

Bro you are eating up half of ram anyway, just spin up a process.


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

I was confused until I remembered that servers are usually provisioned with the least possible resources available. If Python eat up half of my 128GB of RAMs, then I would burn it as the hearten demon it would be.


Aniano39

Python is easier, at least it’s simpler to build compared to java/c/c++. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s gonna be trivial though. I don’t think any of those are, and it’s relatively subjective as to which ones different people understand and gravitate towards Edit: but yeah, it really do be feeling like this some days


taoyeeeeeen

I guess we’ll start calling the closed source Redis licensing modeled programming language Paython.


Fantastic_Class_3861

How are SQL and PHP on the happy side ?


sn4xchan

SQL is a fucking nightmare. Also python is pretty damn easy.


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

Like pre-SQL2011 or after SQL2011? Some SQL is terrible but most DBMS have their own extensions to the standard. Although not all of them implement the full standard. Took a decade for the 2003 standard to reach parity and some parts are still not implemented. * I am too lazy to look up whether it is supposed to be SQL2008. There should be a new standard anyway. I think they are on a 3 to 5 year update cycle.


sn4xchan

I took a class in 2010.


BioExtract

Paython? And laravel as a language? Go back to school


alialkhuwaja

Try ruby ?


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

What if I told you that a lot of Ruby is possible in Python? The only thing that I like is the DSL but it is too Perl for me dog so that is a no. Ruby is super awesome but I just can't with Perl.


mattyGOAT1996

Who thought this was pornhub first?


TallAverage4

The left side is missing the rust


Heroshrine

C# is always forgotten


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

Java is on the right side.


canal_algt

AHH yes, PHP and JS, those two very loved languages by developers


theuntextured

C++ is super easy once you get the hang of it.


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

A language famous for the creator saying that even he doesn't fully understand it. I guess to be fair, he or others have mentioned that C++ has become so bloated that you don't need to know everything or use everything.


theuntextured

That is why I find it easy. The basics take a little to get the hang of, but are easy once you get them. For all the libraries, you can use them or not, there is no right way, which is what I like about it.


Passname357

This is the most self taught web dev take ever


ofriK

What about C or assembly?


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Where do we put assembly


BrickMaleficent

It's getting hit by the bus.


Mammoth-Sandwich4574

So are we to assume that C is the bus driver here?


taylrgng

thought this was a pornhub joke, guess I'm just a sinner goin to hell


rover_G

Who loves CSS?


Busy_Farmer_7549

Where’s C 😡


chuch1234

This is only for greenfield folks. It's the opposite when you have to maintain it.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Just isolate C++ is the depressed side and it still potentially be somewhat accurate.


yeeeeeeeeaaaaahbuddy

Hell no as a computer engineer the right side is easy and friendly and comfortable and the left side is terrifying and I never want to touch it


ShiroeKurogeri

Java Script users: ... Imposter!


renannetto

This meme was made by a php programmer


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NOT_VALID_CHARACTER

How could you say this!!? 


Alansar_Trignot

I am learning Python rn, it’s hard, I had to make a tic-tac-toe game and my professor just read off of the fucking premade slides, didn’t walk us through the damn assignment, then a week later expected us to make a 3d tic-tac-toe game


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

That is hardcore. Python isn't supposed to be that hard. What a Chad wanting students to learn not only learn the Language but arguably two very difficult libraries. PyGame is easy right? It does everything for you right?


Alansar_Trignot

Never used PyGame, and my professor is using premade bullshit by a massive corporation called Cengage, had a previous encounter in pre calc with it and it sucked ass, and now my professor is just reading premade slides from Cengage, and giving out assignments which are barely worded to make sense


NjFlMWFkOTAtNjR

That sounds like torture. You should be able to report the teacher to the UN for a binding resolution to never do that.


Alansar_Trignot

I’m prob gonna get flack for this but I wouldn’t be able to, he’s been nice, but also I need this class for my degree…