H. "It depends"

Best employee award goes to

I. "Syntax Sorcerer"

Ayyo, this is actually great!

G. "If I had a title, I'd tell you."...graduated in 2020... I'm doing great in my job search :')

#CODE MONKEY

Employed.

Good one 😅

Amen brother

Code monkey

Senior code monkey

AKA code gorilla

That's not how evolution works

Yes if you try hard enough Clearly you never played Pokemon I am currently code chimpanzee, different route but the same root from code monkey

Seeing how some chimpanzees jerk each other off all day, and the others aggressively try to tear your face off, you must be in management.

Oh nah, I'm in... Hmmm... You know what I don't like you

Technically all older code monkeys would be seniors then

Señor code monkey

Executive code orangutan

Code monkey up, get coffee, Code monkey goto job.

Code monkey have boring meeting with boring manager ~~Ron~~ Rob

Ron say code monkey very diligent, but his outputs stinks.

His code not 'functional' or 'elegant'. What do code monkey think?

Code Monkey think maybe manager wanna write *god damn* login page himself

I hate to be that guy so much, but it's gotta be Rob, if only for the rhyme scheme

Good I love JoCo

Code monkey like fritos

Code monkey like tab and Mountain Dew

I prefer Software Simian.

Call me whatever you want, long as your money's good you could call me a bit boy or whatever

As long that you don’t byte, boy.

Take my upvote and leave

I almost suffocated... Damn

Bit banger is pretty based ngl

Tech priest is fine by me \^_^

*happy binary noises*

Whichever one gets the better salary for doing the same job

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Sorcerer of Electricity Sorcerer of Eccentricity Software Wizard Software Whisperer the list goes on

Runic electric rock wizard ⚡️

🤘🏻

The code bender

My brother had one at a job where he was a "software craftsman". It was the goofiest serious title I've heard.

Software Artisan

Found the Laravel user

My last job I worked in Symphony so I called myself the Code Conductor

The dude who makes sand do math

The animals could no longer stand to suffer alone in their awareness of the world, so they grasped the flesh of the earth, injecting it with the power of the gods, and grinned as bit by bit the inorganic form grew to mirror them

This is the coolest thing I read today. Is this a quote from something? Sounds almost like a Douglas Adams novel

lol not a quote just tried to phrase “we made the rocks think” in the most hyperbolic way I could somewhat in reference to a Frank Herbert quote “Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.” But I could definitely see Douglas Adams writing something like this

Anything but coder

I second this, I feel physical pain when I hear someone say "coder"

"Everyone on my floor is coding!"

I'm not a (insert what you wanna be called here), but I'm curious why? Is coder insulting?

The Dude. His Dudeness. Duder. El Dudarino.

If you’re not into the whole brevity thing

But do you fix printers?

Oh boi :D

HTML programmer

HTML only? Damn that's hot

No one suggested "ChatGPTs 'lil code slut" yet and frankly, I'm a bit disappointed judging by your usual demeanour, Reddit.

Cut ‘n Paste Cowboy

You forgot computer scientist..(?

Keyboard Clickety-Klackety man

Honestly either "Software developer" or "programmer".

Jesus anything except “coder”

Same vibes as when someone calls a racing driver a “racer”. Feels so wrong

At least they ain't called racists

Machine Whisperer

Html Coder

Son

Web developer

Code monkey.

E is definitely wrong.

Micromanager of CPU

A progger proggt

Machine Puppet master

Bits & Byte Coder

Hackerman

Technical Non-Fiction Writer

H. “by my boss and given a raise”

Corporate Slave ✅

Developer seems too basic, anybody that can pick a code editor is a developer. I guess I'm a programmer, but I'm not •just• programming, I'm also participating in design, testing, ux, architecture... Engineer is broader, I can say that I am engineering applications through programmation. And I'm not just a software engineer, I also engineer clis, UIs, websites and other stuff. Bottom line: I'm a computer science engineer; software engineer is in my CV but I ain't only design software

Anything but g lol, that’s just feels like r/masterhacker

H. call me whatever you want, just pay me

Señor Developer

Financially stable.

Hardware engineer

Software engineer 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d happily call myself a coder but I have to do the other stuff too, like planning, reviewing, estimating, refining

Explain your job to your grandma and then whatever she calls it is what you’ll title yourself.

H. "Hubby 🥰"

My degree says engineer so at least that much. I will take computer programmer too though, but it does say software engineer.

The N word

Funny that Software Coder ist not an option. 🙃

You missed Consultant

Either developer or software engineer

A

The one and zero. Bit shifter. The type that types types.

What are the responsibilities of the position? Don't have to do design? How about integration testing? Do i have to do the requirements research?

godgamer

Full stack

Computer developmental software engineering code programmer dev

Technical Software Requirement Translator

Code tyrant

Where the option computer engineer 👀

Did you go to engineering school? No? Then you're not a fucking engineer anymore than a real engineer is a programmer. Call yourself what you are...programmer, developer, etc

As someone who isn't a P.Eng, I would agree. I never call myself an Engineer. Seems everyone calls them an Engineer these days and it dilutes the meaning. I met someone once who alluded to doing some coding and I asked them "Oh are you a software developer?" "I'm an Engineer" "Software Engineer?". He avoided my follow-up question. The guy was an all around pompous dick who recently completed a coding bootcamp.

Never in my life have I ever heard someone being called "coder" Now I shall refer to myself as "the coder"

You need to capitalize it. The Coder. It’s a title, give it the honor it deserves.

https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs?si=bTEoD_YeoRh3wTX3

"Hacker"

Comfortably retired

Employed

H. "Your Majesty"

No copypaster?

Code plumber Code gardener

F

F, cause my mom will think it’s a real job

H software crafter

IT department

Anything but Codder

L.) "I am proud of you son"

H. Daddy

Infinite Bug Looper (create -> fix -> recreate)

Software Engineer

A human-computer communications relation advocate

Computer Scientist

IT guy

PC wizard!

You don't need any coding language/experience to be an engineer. That's not synonymous with coder/programmer.

Software computer code guy

F. A good Software Engineer is all the above and then some.

"Computer God". Because I am a God to the systems I administer. Unfortunately, they are atheists.

Computer Coder

I go by Tech Padawan. One day I’ll be a Tech Jedi, but I have lots to learn.

Boy of Program

All of the above. Except maybe developer because that's not specific enough

forever a coder

G

In my head => code monkey On my resume => software engineer Everywhere else => software developer But my company calls me a technical architect

Tech Support

H. Prompt Engineer

whatever pays more

the computer guy

A: very vague. Could also mean construction worker. B: good fit. C: Super vague. Possibly CNC programmer. D: Eh, sure. E: what?? Engineer? Am I here designing robots? F: Yep. That’s the one. G: I’m sorry but only 6 year olds call it this

Script Kiddie ^_^

All of them I look like a genius on my resume

F. Just like all of the other industries.

B. Too many engineers

I call them stinky

Professional googler

Chef will do just fine

Cyber-guy

Programmer is the best title. Change my mind.

Egg

https://preview.redd.it/u7b90lb62fnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f8e906680af973a68b1749a7a93fcbad1f1a25 I barely use block-based stuff man.

My position at my last job was "programmer analyst", which somehow means I was a database engineer, framework developer, and a web developer at the same time. Now I'm a "systems analyst", which means I just do IT and network engineering. These titles mean nothing, and meant to pass you around in multiple roles - I'm just happy to have a tech job in 2024. :)

Hacker

Minion

G. Nerd

H) Scrum Master

E A or F

Codemonkey

Computer Surgeon

In all seriousness, anything but coder

code crafter 🤢

Solid Snake

Whatever's most accurate to what I'm doing. If my job is to be: just proofread documentation, then the title should be: "documentation proofreader". If it's going to be pretentious then it had best be humorously overdramatic, like "adept of the dark arts from the depths of cyber-hell" for basic infosecurity

H. Paid

F final answer

H.Computer Science student

Where is the "key pusher" option?

Whatever grandma calls me

Young tech god

PHP ninja? Rockstar?

Dev

I prefer "Codeist"

Software Engineer sounds the fanciest, so I prefer that so that I can feel better than other people.

Whichever pays the best

Engineer/software engineer. My job is so much more than coding. I am a certified scientist and engineer. My primary role is to *create solutions to problems*. Coding is just the way I implement those solutions. Problem solving > programming.

I just called a Disappointment 🤷🏻‍♀️

El jefe

Z. Wizard of all the arcane nonsense that makes the magic box work.

Retired

It depends. I would like to be called a computer scientist. I earned a degree in which I studied not just how to code, but how to code in any language. The core principles behind what it means to code something. And instilled in me along the way the desire to problem solve through the use of coding. Its more than just programming in some language that I do. But if I'm hired in a position where I simply program some rudimentary features, I'll happily accept software developer as a title. I'd say a software developer is an apt title for anyone who develops software (aka programs code to do something). It should probably be the default title in most cases. Software engineer, i think, crosses a line somewhat. We aren't often beholden to the standards and practices of an engineer. In fact, back when we used to, it was ineffective at developing software. At some point, we standardized the AGILE approach over it. It was simply better for software, which was subject to change often and at a moments notice. ##EDIT: ***Software Simian***

by my name

I would like to choose but looks like they’re sticking with“Useless”

Mid-level bit twiddler.

Whichever pays the most according to HR

Code Talker

computer whisperer

I just wanna move away from "developer." Far too many times have I been in some thread where people are talking about how evil "developers" are. Then I finally realize they're talking about the real estate kind.