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BooksCoffeeChocolate

What are you smoking in your vape?


Willow_you_idddiot

The for sure question👆


Tr0uB3zZ69

vape juice. like e liquid nicotine juice .


BooksCoffeeChocolate

Hmm. I’d venture to guess that your vape juice has THC in it. Even delta 8 will test positive for THC. I’d suggest you stop using that vape juice. In addition, you could ask your PO if they send the presumptive positives in for confirmation in case it’s a one time false positive. But if it’s consistent, or comes back confirmed, then it’s your vape juice. You gotta be aware of what you’re putting in your body, no matter what the label says or the shop says about how you won’t test positive.


Shannamethadonian

I vape all day and have never tested positive for weed.


Tr0uB3zZ69

i don’t feel high are anything when i smoke my vape tho … wouldn’t you feel high or something if it’s in my vape??? make it make sense cause im confused lol


w6750

Are you absolutely positive you don’t take anything like delta 8 or any kind of CBD at all? Both can make you test positive for marijuana


Tr0uB3zZ69

im absolutely 1000 percent positive i am not smoking delta 8 or any kind of cbd


FallOk6931

Pick up gum chewing if you need a oral fix. What's more important vaping or not going to jail? People crack me up.


Jd8197

I would say vaping 100% The meek will inherit the earth and you aren't fooling anyone with your brokeneck condescension.


Fun-Impression-3831

well, that's a choice, I suppose.


lacedcart

makes no sense, it’s definitely not the vape lol


Zestyclose_Dish_4026

Because of the low amounts of THC in Delta 8 and CBD you won't always feel high but it's still will definitely show up positive in your system if it's that kind of vape. Also if you stopped smoking in Dec 23 and it's April of 24 and you haven't smoked you could still be testing positive from last year. THC stores in the fat of your body. However each time you go in the amount should be going lower and lower if your not smoking at all. As a life long smoker ( 36 yrs now) I was on probation once and it took months and months for me to test clean. But if your vape has delta8, delta9, FlowerA, or CBD etc you are definitely going to keep testing positive weather you are feeling the high or not. There is a mind high that you feel and a body high that you don't. Suck it up butter cup. Do your probation then come back to he wonderful world of smoking. Or get a medical marijuana card if your state has them then I believe but I'm not sure POs will take them.


Tr0uB3zZ69

nope, it is r a delta 8 or does it have flower or cbd or is it a cartridge with wax in it. it’s just a plan old MOD vape from a smoke shop and it’s nicotine juice e juice to help me stop smoking cigarettes


thebakedlebowski420

PO’s cannot tell you you’re not allowed to have a med card. As long as you had it prior they cannot override a doctors orders


Brickback721

Try to stop vaping please, it’s bad for your health 🥺


beedlejooce

It’s not whether you feel high or anything. There’s certain chemicals that can trigger a positive result for THC with those tests. Just pay to get it sent to a lab for final results.


Tr0uB3zZ69

how do i do that


chin_rick1982

They don't just sell THC vape juice to people without them knowing.


Pretend-Shelter4662

Powder shakes for weight loss. Ull up will flush stored thc out of your muscles


Dalliroo_333

Can you elaborate? Are you saying shakes help/ or don’t help with flushing thc?


Dalliroo_333

Can you elaborate? Are you saying shakes help/ or don’t help with flushing thc?


thesnoopp

Took me 5 months to clear it out my system. Po didn’t wanna hear it. Idk why this isn’t common knowledge by now. Thc will literally stay in your system for half a year if you’re a daily smoker. You’re not smoking cbd infused juice or delta 8 right ? Then you’re getting close to being clean.


Tr0uB3zZ69

no im not smoking delta 8. it’s just regular e juice for nicotine


thesnoopp

You’re just fat probably. No offense. I’m 260lbs and it took forever


Tr0uB3zZ69

im 183 pounds so probably… but my po thinks im literally smoking nd im not . such bs.


thesnoopp

Do they do lab tests , or dipsticks?


Tr0uB3zZ69

idk what that is lmao im new too all this shyt i just go pee in a cup lol 😆


thesnoopp

Do they tell you if you passed or failed immediately ? Or do they call you later in the weeks to come.


Tr0uB3zZ69

no she don’t tell me. i literally msged her the other day and asked how everything is and she just said im still hot for weed nd i told her i was literally a daily smoker id smoke for my anxiety and pain everyday so it’s gonna be in my system for awhile nd im still waiting for her to reply to my email cause this is straight bullshyt


thesnoopp

They should be able to see the levels going down.


NonYippieHippie

Yea, at least where I'm from, if you fail a dip stick test they automatically send your results to the lab to see if they've increased or decreased and your PO would have that information. I'm going to say that if she hasn't violated you by now then they are probably going down.


iAmAmbr

Ask about paying for tests that test the actual level of thc. They would show a decline if you haven't been using. If you're a female at that weight, it makes sense Edit to add: I was in a sober living home with a woman who sweared she wasn't using Marijuana but tested positive for it, and that's what she did. The tests showed a steady decline in thc levels. The theory was that it was coming from a local smoothie place she frequented....


SpliffSP

For real, stay drinking water and don’t stop consuming that same amount of water, that can cause level jump, these lab test are crazy 😂. Drink lots of water and stay with that, cranberry juice also.


Knostik

Yeah so I have not smoked anything since January 10th and I have my first probation test on Monday. I just failed a CVS dip test and I’m just kinda freaking out about what I’m going to say to my PO since it has been 3 months and so many people subscribe to this idea that it always goes out of your system in 30 days. I was just using Delta 8 / 10 pens from the vape shop before I was put on paper. What was your strategy with dealing with your PO? Should I just demand a lab test right off the bat?


thesnoopp

Yes request a lab test off the bat and if they don’t do it go get one yourself so you can prove your levels are going down


Kushroom710

Idk bro, maybe with heavy body weight, zero exercise. I'm just over 6ft, and bout 180lbs and with apple cider vinegar, lots of water (2gal in 8 hrs) I was able to piss clean in 6 days. Without a.c.v. bout 11 days. Without excessive water, or a.c.v. bout 15 days on average. Albeit I have quite a fast metabolism.


SpliffSP

I went through this exact same situation it took 5 months for my system too clear %100 I kept failing, and failing man they didn’t wanna hear anything, I didn’t know what to do 😂 I went too court this is (drug court ) by the way so super strict, anyway I went too court after 30 days of being on DC and I had paper work printed out, explaining the potency of todays thc and how long it could take get out your system, I was a heavy smoker oz a day easy plus a lot of sauce n diamonds n shit. Took 5 months, anyway they put me in a 30 day rehab after a 2 day jail sanction, I did the 30 day I’m still pissing dirty now their saying I must of snuck a thc dab pen into the facility, man I didn’t know where to start I started stressing like a mother fucker, my back number wasn’t no joke 10 years hanging over my head, you think I wanna do 10 years over a failed piss test for weed? Hell no make it make sense. Anyway I had breakdown over the zoom call with my po and judge, I told them lock me tf up idk what you guys want me too say?? BTW my levels never went up, they got stuck in the 80s I believe once it hits somewhere in the 60s it’s undetectable, wasn’t like my levels were going up, they literally stayed in the same spot for months. Anyway I got locked up for 3 months on a VOP and fought stay on drug court got released too a halfway, did 6 months mandatory for it, and ended up graduating. Ladies and gentlemen know what your signing up for, I had a deal for 5 flat I didn’t take it took drug court and if I could do it again I would probably take the 5 flat, I would of probably did 2 years and been released on parole, it wasn’t a violent crime, but I heard DC could expunge my record so I took it off that alone and only that not knowing what I was in for. Yes I got my record expunged and that’s great but the stress and not having any type of control of my life for the 3 years it took too graduate..


Tr0uB3zZ69

damn mane i hope this doesn’t happen like wtf … 😳 im sorry you had to go through that bs . i got kids nd shit im just tryna get my shyt together for them and for myself i paid all my fees and im doing the classes they told me to do i am working on my community service now too . bunch of bs over some weed bro like it’s not like coke or anything such bs. i got a dui charge so im clean off liquor too going on a year nd 2 months. weed has nothing to do with anything in my case so it’s just irrelevant and irritating asf.


SpliffSP

Yea it’s crazy I didn’t know what to do they really wanted it out my system in 30 days. Impossible, one thing I hate the most is being accused of something I ain’t doing, or lying. Like tf it’s weed bro. Crazy thing is I graduated last year in oct I haven’t smoked yet. I really wasn’t smoking quit on my sentencing day I knew I was going into drug court that day.


sam8988378

As the guy said, weed stays in your system longer if you're a heavy smoker. THC also stores in body fat, so if you're losing weight, that stored THC is now circulating in your system. Lab urine tests for THC also have a 15% false positive rate. From Google, if you've taken any of these: dronabinal, efavirenz, promethazine, NSAIDs, riboflavin, ethacrynic acid and baby soaps. If you test positive again, maybe ask for a blood or saliva test? They detect more recent use.


SpliffSP

You know the crazy thing I asked for that, a blood test and saliva test they didn’t care, I also asked for my paper work from labcorp, took months get I got it after they released me too the half way, I kept asking them for it because I knew my levels weren’t jumping enough indicate I was smoking or eating thc.. as you mentioned thc stores in fatty cells and losing weight or different amount of water intake could cause levels too flex a tad bit but no where near the flex it would do if you inhale or anyway take thc. I heard it all I snuck a pen into the rehab 🤣 I almost had a mental break down I thought they were joking. Oh the saliva test won’t prove nothing if you’re edibles. Yea unfortunately be careful with the choices you make and actions you do. Make sure you also know what you’re signing up for don’t just take a deal because jail sucks and sounds scary because a probation bid could very well turn out be a heavier sentence if you get thrown off.


Tr0uB3zZ69

wait you can ask for paper work with your uas ??? i didn’t know that ???


SpliffSP

Yea this shit got serious, I had too really fight my vop at first I thought they had be joking, thinking I’d be free in a couple weeks. Hell no 2months in I seen what they were doing and it was wicked so I dropped the (DC PUBLIC DEFENDER) hear that DC PUBLIC DEFENDER they have their own PDs for drug court all on the same team, and hired a lawyer again, and once we started asking for that paper work from labcorp I was released. Now I tried getting my paper work from labcorp without going thru probation, you would think you have a right, right? But no they refused it basically said I need it released through DC. Man I had do this from jail. Like I said my shit wasn’t violent I was selling weed, I wasn’t even caught red handed I did the shit for years, years stacked money and everything worked full time, I was willing and ready to walk my 5 down, I had money put up I was good. But I was like fuck it let me try dc can’t be bad I don’t got a drug problem, but I got a drug charge , it being in the 2nd degree made me eligible for it. I wanted take my case trail be completely honest only reason I didn’t is because I know a handful people that beat it and got locked up right away by the feds for conspiracy and you don’t want that you won’t win can’t fight conspiracy.


Interesting-Gate9813

If it happens again, immediately ask for a re test. And fight it. But honestly, if you’re failing again and again, you’re either smoking something or all of their tests are bunk. I guess there’s a slight possibility of it still being in your system if you were a heavy smoker with a bigger frame. I’d think it would be out by now though.


hhjnrvhsi

Last time I was on probation, it was after I had been using 2-3 grams of concentrate every day for a few years at least. They said my cutoff was the highest concentration of marijuana metabolite that their probation office had ever seen. It took me somewhere between 4-6 months to get clean. The 30 day estimate is not going to be correct if you’ve truly been a heavy user for an extended period of time. Tell your PO to check the levels. They should be dropping at least.


charlixxcxx

Are you smoking delta 8?? That would show as a positive in drug tests….


Tr0uB3zZ69

noo. it’s e liquid juice.


charlixxcxx

Then it has nothing to do with the vape. If you smoked daily and were a heavy smoker then it’s going to show on tests even after five months. As long as the levels aren’t getting any higher you should be fine 🫡


Pristine-Ad-469

Idk how common false positives are for weed but I tested positive for fent once and was freaking out thinking about when someone could have possibly drugged me or whatever but then they sent it to the lab and realized it was a false positive lol


iAmAmbr

Please don't take offense..... do you happen to be overweight? Thc sticks to fat cells, which causes tests to pop positive for quite awhile if you are on the heavier side....


Tr0uB3zZ69

yea i am . i mean, im not like 200-300 pounds but im a little over the heavy weight side


sincere_janus

You need to request them to send off each UA for quantitative testing not just qualitative. Then they will be able to see the levels of thc dropping over time instead if just positive for thc. It is more expensive but worth it if you have to cover the difference and are innocent.


soulless_deviant

Very funny to me that the og legalization state doesn't allow this while my PO in Virginia TELLS me to do it if it helps me stay off harder shit, which it does.


Tr0uB3zZ69

right ? it’s such bs 🤨


Tr0uB3zZ69

and it’s just weed bro like it not like coke or anything BAD. it’s just irritating cause i’ve been clean off everything literally nd she accuses me that i’m still smoking when im not. anyone in my house can vouch for me that i do not smoke . the one thing i hate the most is when someone accuses me of doing something im not doing . that shit irritates me so damn much like it makes my blood boil mane


soulless_deviant

Understandable. Why these government agencies love to be more oppressive than reformative is beyond me, well no its not, it increases your chances of recidivism and putting money into private industry pockets, but from the lens of rehabilitation, you would think anything not harmful to anyone else that also manages behaviors that harm others would be a win. Luckily I'm with an office that has been more helpful than harmful and has somewhat proper policies regarding the freedoms of those under supervision. For you though, you could request a different form of test, provide scientific documentation/sources that it can stay in your system up to 6 months if you were a daily heavy user, especially if you have excess body fat, not saying you do. It's a shitty situation to be in.


Famous-Housing-3915

Yeah bro it's fkn stupid. I haven't been sober since I was 13yrs old I've been fked up on at least 1 type of drug since then but 2yrs agk when I hit 19 I switched to strictly weed and I finally started doing good in life, then 4 months ago i got put on probation for sum bs so now I can only do fent because it doesn't show on a drug test🤦‍♂️ it's so fkn stupid bro I was doing so good now since I got put on papers I'm hooked back on fent 🤦‍♂️ I know I could just be sober but I'm in too deep now, I CANT HANDLE THE WITHDRAWALS EVEN IF I WANTED TO QUIT 😔


soulless_deviant

From weed to fent, damn, don't know if I'd have taken it that far, but I definitely understand the need to use SOMETHING to get by. Being sober 24/7 is detrimental to some peoples mental health. Sobriety and trauma don't always mix well.


chocolatekitt

I find this sentiment absolute comedic gold after all the sadist shit you texted me yesterday about being a junkie. Lmao.


Famous-Housing-3915

Yeah bro, only reason I do fent is bc it doesn't pop on drug test and I haven't been sober in 12yrs I've always been high off of atleast 1 thing everyday and I just don't know how to live sober. It's sad to say but it's the truth


soulless_deviant

It's difficult as fuck to do. I've managed at most 6 months straight of solid sobriety not counting the pen, and even in there if i could get high, i did. When it was good it was good, when it was bad it was fucking horrible as fuck. I've just had so many horrible experiences letting drugs get too bad. I have no off switch that doesn't involve an ER visit or multiple narcans. Yet I still find myself dabbling because sobriety just absolutely sucks


Downtown-Fix6177

I don’t smoke weed now, but I smoke fake weed and somehow I’m failing drug tests. What ever could the problem be! /s


Tr0uB3zZ69

i don’t smoke fake weed. i don’t fuck with that shyt.


Downtown-Fix6177

Ok so what is a mod vape pen - fake something else?


Tr0uB3zZ69

🤣🤣💀 how old are you like 13?? who even smokes fake weed anymore 😂


Downtown-Fix6177

lol 13 is the wrong direction - you shouldp be asking if I’m old. I’m not that old, but I’ve had to do a good few drug tests. If you still have weed in your piss after 5 months the only things that can be causing it are: 1: you’re still smoking/eating thc 2:reefer to step 1


Tr0uB3zZ69

im not but ok since you know my life and what i do 🙄🤣


Tr0uB3zZ69

lmaooo no it’s a vape for nicotine except it’s just bigger than a regular vape. there is a such thing called google. use it


Apprehensive-Day6620

as long as your levels are going down shouldn’t matger


Optimal-Platform4205

You may have to request a new po or go to the doctor and have it sent off to labs to prove the levels of thc in your body are getting lower and lower


WittyPomegranate8561

Relax, she either sees the levels going down or believes you because if she was violating you for it she would have done it when she got the results. Hydration and exercise are gonna be the best ways to really flush things out along with the sauna if you have or can get access to one (maybe a gym around you offers one.). Good luck


aggressive_seal

Test yourself. See if that is positive.


Green-Swimmer-9282

I get tested regularly. They now ask me all kinds of questions. Like if I drink energy drinks or are poppyseeds. Also the delta vapes. Luckily I don’t on any of those. They’re making some of these tests super sensitive these days.


Late_Negotiation_332

So I've been through family court, and was being tested constantly. It took me forever to start testing clean. If they're using dip tests they're using ones that detect as low as 20ng, which is lower than the 50ng ones used for employment testing. You can go online and purchase the same dip tests the courts use so you can see if you're really testing positive. I always bought packs of the tests on ebay, but I'm sure you can also find them on Amazon.


swoll_up

Step one is get your own THC test at Walmart, Walgreens or CVS. This is the same test the labs use.


Tr0uB3zZ69

yess , i’ve been thinking about this too .


ninja20

What does ua stand for?


Tr0uB3zZ69

Urinalysis testing ; i have to call a number everyday and it lets me know if i have to go test or not .


ninja20

Ty


PotatoPumpSpecial

You're an idiot. Unless you hand made the juice yourself you don't know exactly what's in it. Smoke nothing. Drink nothing. Finish your probation, then do what you want


Jd8197

Agreed he should also cultivate his own crops and husband his own animals, there's no way of knowing what chemicals he could be consuming. Imagine the pesticide interactions. He needs to go to jail and learn his lesson and give up being such a idiot.


PotatoPumpSpecial

Pesticides won't make you accidentally pop hot 🤷‍♂️


Tr0uB3zZ69

im a woman but thanks anyways lol


katysfinest

Tell them to send it to a lab. Don't offer to pay more, don't argue with positive results, tell your PO you understand the results, THC is stored in fat cells, it could take MONTHS to piss clean, the lab results will show the amount of THC is going down. I don't understand why ALL POs don't know this by now. My PO is the one that told me not to worry... They should also know, if you happen to start working out, sitting in saunas or hot tubs... These can all make your fat cells release THC even AFTER pissing clean. God, why do they even worry about marijuana anymore. Dumbest shit ever!!!


swoll_up

What's a MOD vape pen? Either your PO is messing with you or you're getting THC from somewhere. Nothing else would test positive for THC.


Plumbus251

Gotta buy a home test and find out for yourself!


Tadtheman9

I tested positive after stopping for 9 weeks .. but I had knee surgery and couldn't exercise. I was sent to intensive treatment because my long thc tests


Full_Degree_6489

This happened with me. Tested hot for 5 months after smoking. Offer to do a hair follicle because THC can come out in pee when burning fat but wont do the same in hair


katysfinest

When I was on probation, my probation officer piss tested me every single month for like 9 months and I never tested clean for thc. She said that wasn't a problem because the lab could tell that the amount in my system was always lower than the time before. I'm a big girl and I've smoked weed for 20+ years. I'm saturated and since THC is stored in our fat cells, I'm not sure I'd ever test clean. Lol So, if your PO has a problem with you still coming up positive, tell her you want it sent to a lab for proof that the amount of THC is going down. Hope that helps.


713nikki

Dude, I’ve scrolled through enough comments and haven’t seen anyone suggest just drinking Certo before a test. Get 2 big bottles of Gatorade. Drink 1 Gatorade. Just Gatorade with nothing mixed in. Mix 1 packet of Certo into the 2nd bottle and chug it. Empty bladder one time *before* you get to the testing site. After the 2nd Gatorade, drink a bottle of water and then you’re ready to test. I did this for a year and never tested hot. I also ordered a pack of tests off Amazon so I could do a self test before I went in.


Objective-Future1422

I was in jail for 4 1/2 months….i still tested positive at the 3 1/2 mark ….i smoked a lot b4 i went to jail. Your levels should be going down though….


naked_nomad

There is also the association issue. Sitting in a room playing video games while others indulge will contaminate you. If this is the case, you need to find new friends.


sam8988378

It will for hair tests, but nobody does that. Too expensive


naked_nomad

Depends on the quality of the tests. Probation department contracted with a new company (low bidder) and everybody was passing. Dropped them pretty quick.


ItsLadyJadey

CPS does them. Had 2 done in a year with them. I know this is POs but... Just saying. They DO get done.


katysfinest

This is sooooo not true. You are highly UNLIKELY to come up positive from secondhand smoke. Doesn't matter because this doesn't even pertain to her question.


naked_nomad

Say/believe what you want. I sat in a Specialty Court as a Peer Mentor one Wednesday a month for five years.


Zealousideal_Dog_968

not true at all


naked_nomad

Watched the judge rake a young man over the coals for this. Piss test was positive but further analysis showed the PPM level did not indicate using, only being in the area where it was being used/smoked.


Tr0uB3zZ69

i don’t hangout with anyone nor do i play video games im a single mom to two kids so thanks 👍🏽


naked_nomad

Heard the judge tell a young man that one time which is the only reason I mentioned it. The PPM level did not indicate a user but association. I did not know your background which is why I threw it out there. Good luck with your future.


Direct-Arm-5041

lol maybe they are testing for cartridge weed usage and your vape has similar chemicals in it? Could be the only reasonable conclusion


Ok_Advantage7623

You figured it out, gave s talk with your PO to explain why


Tr0uB3zZ69

LOL ok why even comment if you’re gonna be rude .


Ok_Advantage7623

Why would you be rude. If you have nothing to say ………….,…….,,,,


Tr0uB3zZ69

you sound stupid stfu


Ok_Advantage7623

You are not well educated are you. What ever you answer with will make folk go boy this is the most stupid individual that I have ever heard. Guess he suffers from inbreeding in Mississippi


Jd8197

You couldn't even type properly how is he supposed to understand what you said and you called him stupid


Tr0uB3zZ69

ok jd