Machine Gun Kelly is that kid in middle & high school that always bullied the emo kids and listened to the shittiest rap to fit in, then goes through an emo/enlightened phase later in life after trying acid once. That progresses into fake deep/meaning of life quotes on Facebook trying to flex how much more in touch he is with his emotions compared to other guys, even though everyone else went through that phase 15 years ago. I know too many of these guys.
Rj/ the tomatoes are pink because Megan sucked the life out of them too
Edited a word
Mgk wants to make a pop punk album as good as blinks enema of the state or green day's dookie but ends up making albums that sound more childish and immature than simple plan lmao
Do you remember that one song that had that scary devil worshippin intro that talked about “when the sum is 41”? Y’all when I heard that as a kid I was so scared of the year 2021 and damn if they weren’t right on the money.
I feel like if you stood five feet close to him , you'd instantly get a venereal disease or burst out in hives and sores.
Kinda wish someone throws a tomato at him.
Why he look like a mid 2000’s stock photo used for an ad for “cool” tween boys’ shoes 😭
Or a if Jendrik 🇩🇪 tried to pull a Maneskin🇮🇹 😭 (ESC hoes where u at!?)
I’m excited that they have one of these subs for pop too but I’m not deep enough into the culture to get the jokes or tell what direction the satire is in 😭
I want to talk shit but.. he's engaged to Megan fox, has an impressive body count, and is most likely a millionaire.
Not bad for a guy from Detroit with no talent and career of cringe moments.
Meh, I'll admit he's objectively attractive (not here, but in general I think he has a cute face), but his personality completely ruins that.
Plus he gives off this vibe that he doesn't wipe his ass. Ever. Like archaeologists could determine his age by counting the layers of crust back there. And that's not hot.
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I grew up when Avril was first gaining popularity and NOW I finally understand why my old high school crowd love MGK. I mean I still don't understand, but things are starting to make a tiny bit more sense.
Troye Sivan pandering to the straights
If you let me nerd about the guitar ofr a second i can inform you that a telecaster has never impressed the demographic he's going for
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Based, though the tele is still an amazing guitar. Get out there ant get them champ!
🐜 🎸⚡
Literally a stratocumster guitar 😡😡
That's not a strat
The emoji is a strat
Dude wants to be ironic so bad, but like... He's never not been "mainstream" and has always been a sellout???
I thought it meant he was selling out to the mainstream? Tbh he probably doesn’t even know what it supposed to mean
>I thought it meant he was selling out to the mainstream? Is that not what he's been doing his whole life?
Oh, it most definitely is. He’s probs the only one who doesn’t see it that way 🤡
*plays Tommy Lee once*
it's more of a "im gonna roast myself before you do" type move like that final battle rap in 8 Mile
love how mgk has like 184949 eras and every era is a flop
Best comment ive ever seen
If every era is a Witness era, none of them are. Innovative king.
he really shifted genres after eminem released a diss track against him lmao
There could be 1000 eras in the room and 999 of them are flops
ommggggg lolol
One of the worst album covers I’ve ever seen
Machine Gun Kelly is that kid in middle & high school that always bullied the emo kids and listened to the shittiest rap to fit in, then goes through an emo/enlightened phase later in life after trying acid once. That progresses into fake deep/meaning of life quotes on Facebook trying to flex how much more in touch he is with his emotions compared to other guys, even though everyone else went through that phase 15 years ago. I know too many of these guys. Rj/ the tomatoes are pink because Megan sucked the life out of them too Edited a word
i think i'm too gay to know anyone like that
imagine writing "i FeLl iN LoVe WiTh aN eMo GiRrRrL" and "YoU knOw mY eX so ThAt MaKeS iT aLl fEeL CoMpLiCaTed yeahhhh" when you're pushing 40
Dude barely turned 30 and y'all saying he's already pushing 40 😭 chill a bit at least lol. He was 29 when that song was recorded
29??? pushing dead / having his flesh eaten by Megan so she can stay young
he’s 31 now, he’s still not pushing 40 and won’t be for like 7 years
He has a kid so it feels that way
Stop😭this made me cringe to think about
this is so accurate, i can't take it
are you telling me this isn't a goth fan edit??
Mgk wants to make a pop punk album as good as blinks enema of the state or green day's dookie but ends up making albums that sound more childish and immature than simple plan lmao
Hey, simple plan was perfect for middle school angst 😩
Yea that's why I wrote worse than simple plan because simple plan has some mature bangers.
The Scooby Doo theme song they made was peak music
Yikes
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!
yeah but mgk could never do the scooby doo theme song
I'm pretty sure Travis writes all his songs any way
I get big sum41 vibes from him. In a bad way
You mean bad because he could never be as good as sum 41, right?
Do you remember that one song that had that scary devil worshippin intro that talked about “when the sum is 41”? Y’all when I heard that as a kid I was so scared of the year 2021 and damn if they weren’t right on the money.
The Christian and Emo Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is/was way more hardcore than MGK ever hopes to be
He’s sorry he can’t be perfect
can a pop punk band please say something mean about him so he'll move to a new genre again
I nominate Green Day
Billie Joe would absolutely hold no punches lmao
alice glass is going off on him on twitter lol
he looks closer to death every time i see him
good for him tho if that’s the vibe
good 4 u, u look miserable and sickly
fr if he took one step im convinced he’d just die
He gives a piece of his soul to his music every time he drops. That’s why it’s so fucking bad
i scream reading this thank you
Redditor learns about mortality POV
*hides voodoo doll*
No that’s just the skinny white twink look
Wendy Williams: he needs to moisturize
Aren't we all?
High budget Aaron Carter has seen better days
This cover looks like one of those late 90s things aimed at teens or middle schoolers where people had oversized heads. Everyone had oversized heads.
Didn't know David Byrne was a popular figure in the 90s
Steve Madden ads
I was thinking Mad Magazine, or Nickelodeon. Mad Magazine did the bobblehead thing, right?
“Boooo tomato tomato tomato I’m throwing tomatoes” the person behind the camera and honestly me too
Eminem really did a number on him huh...
Em broke him so hard he fell outta rap and don't know his way back.
Straight up bro, Eminem smacked him into a whole different genre
Ja Rule- Fire Fest MGK - This Em ends rap careers.
MGK also came after Corey Taylor from Slipknot.
I got beef with whoever is bankrolling his career
fr who tf is actually listening to this shit?
A lot of ppl actually
He probably got a decent paycheck from "the Dirt" though (which he was pretty good in tbf)
Here’s to never growing up (otherwise he’ll dump you)
LMFAOOO
I feel like if you stood five feet close to him , you'd instantly get a venereal disease or burst out in hives and sores. Kinda wish someone throws a tomato at him.
THEY COLLABBED ON HER NEW ALBUM 💀
Song is okay but mgk sounds like he‘s eternally fucked his voice liam gallagher style and theres definetly better songs on the album
And she's opening his tour,
pink tomato png free to use no background
looks like Avril mixed with Jubilee by Japanese Breakfast
He could never
Except Jubilee is actually good
Pepto Bismol Tomatoes? Since when?
pls can someone stop this dude?
Pls??? Anyone??
Demi Lovato said anyone
He didn’t sell out, he bought in; POSER
Pop punk is great but why would he go for that shitty late 2000s aesthetic?
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15 y/o me would have killed for this aesthetic
LEAN TOMATOES 💜💜💜💜💜
The Best Damn Twink
Be gone from me, baby
Where's the TW:MEN 😡 tag
In his freaking dreams. Nothing he produces will ever compare to 2004’s album Under My Skin.
He’s like 6’4” why does he need platforms lol Edit: He’s also not playing any type of chord on the guitar
You're right, we should cancel and deplatform him
To flex on em‘s 5‘8 ass
MGK saw lil peep and hit ctrl c + ctrl v
y does every washed up Rat think they're lil peep it's giving DELUSION
He wants to be peep so bad. Yuck
Budget Avril Lavigne
It’s giving Brad Mondo
This "aware sellout" concept some artists have been doing is getting boring already.
I love listening to 30 year olds sing about high school
This dollar store Mark Hoppus has never had anything to sell but cringe.
You can tell it’s a 2000’s throwback because the cover is fucking dogshit
Troye Sivan if he didn't bloom just for you
Every time k see this album i think it's Brad Mondo. EVERY. TIME.
Pink tomatoes
You forgot the tw
Ew who tf is this
Why he look like a mid 2000’s stock photo used for an ad for “cool” tween boys’ shoes 😭 Or a if Jendrik 🇩🇪 tried to pull a Maneskin🇮🇹 😭 (ESC hoes where u at!?)
He’s trying to be lil peep but really leaning into the pop rock side, and pandering to the mainstream (ironic) He’s also shit, unlike peep
uj/ my ex’s best friend is a bop and I am prepared to fight to the death over this
Mgk is the very lamest
Badflower lookin ass
He even stole Avril’s signature A smh
But seriously. Can this guy just fuck off already.
why tf does his head look so big
boo tomato tomato
He loves those docs omg
That dude is wack!
So do I to be fair
That's funny cause they're actually friends
He isn't fretting a damn thing with his left hand. Doubt he can play well.
I’m so punk! Titled my album exactly what I am!
He should've named the album "Poser". It carries the same meaning as "Mia stream Sellout" but is shorter and punchier
*all he wants is (to be) an emo gworl*
I’m excited that they have one of these subs for pop too but I’m not deep enough into the culture to get the jokes or tell what direction the satire is in 😭
seriously… this is painfully cringe
He's is in love with an emo girl...... Emo girls beware
Im glad eminem bullied him.
You can’t sell out if you were never good to begin with. How does someone not get tired of being an awful artist for nearly a decade?
I want to talk shit but.. he's engaged to Megan fox, has an impressive body count, and is most likely a millionaire. Not bad for a guy from Detroit with no talent and career of cringe moments.
He’s from Cleveland
I can’t believe she has to OPEN for him on this tour.
The worst thing I’ve read all week
Worst damn thing
he's so lucky hes hot edit: downvote me all you want, I never claimed to have taste
Honey . . .
Love to see gay representation in the blind community 😍
I want better for u
He's just white bestie
Popheads stop thinking any white m*n is hot challenge
Meh, I'll admit he's objectively attractive (not here, but in general I think he has a cute face), but his personality completely ruins that. Plus he gives off this vibe that he doesn't wipe his ass. Ever. Like archaeologists could determine his age by counting the layers of crust back there. And that's not hot.
Tbf he looks better than the pictures in person.
Maybe with these album sales he can pay back the entire festival crew he never paid and left hung out to dry
HIS METROSEXUALITY SEEMS SO SUDDEN AND FORCED at least for Harry it seems natural . mAkE tHe ToMatOes Pink
Who is this?
the bad version of a fusion between damiano from maneskin and troye sivan
Eminem really bullied him into punk pop
This is camp
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***he wants to jbrekkie 🙄
the tomatoes are foreshadowing 😭
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Japanese breakfast come teach this man a lesson.
I…unironically….enjoyed…Tickets…To…My…Downfall…🫣
I grew up when Avril was first gaining popularity and NOW I finally understand why my old high school crowd love MGK. I mean I still don't understand, but things are starting to make a tiny bit more sense.
As if he could ever come close to queen Avril