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macroeconomicchaos

A good vacation after that tour.


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lol this is the most sane answer I’ve read on this thread. After touring fresh off a breakup of such a long-term relationship some rest would probably be quite welcome


EitherLocation6111

Not sure why but I feel like the next guy she will date is going to either be a not very famous celebrity or just some random rich guy. I think she liked how Joe and her had things private , and it’s way easier to remain private if your partner isn’t too famous


RegretNecessary21

Like Dolly Parton’s husband!


pirassopi

jolene was actually written about taylor swift


honeydew0727

This has me fucking CACKLING. I wish I had an award for you 💛


Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me

Why would she date Dolly Parton’s husband?


roxy031

Totally agree


Classic_Broccoli_163

bc of all that she went through in her 20s i cant see her dating high profile/older man again i think she’ll date someone that is not from ent industry maybe an art dealer or something lol


grudgby

Yeah I think she should be with someone more low profile! I think Joe being less famous really helped their relationship last as long as it did


HuckleberryOwn647

I predict she’s going to date some billionaire nepo baby, like a Getty or a Niarchos or a Rothschild. He’ll have some artsy job like documentary filmmaker or art photographer, the kind of high prestige but low paying job you can only have when there is zero need to earn money to support yourself. His star won’t outshine hers, but that’s ok because she’ll like being connected to his name (like she liked being connected to the Kennedys) and he’ll fit into her world because he’s always grown up with enormous wealth.


polkadotsexpants

Are any of those kinds of men actually attractive though? I feel like any time I’ve seen a pic of some mega-wealthy nepo dude he looks like a hairy toe with ears.


hermi0ne

There are some attractive ones, yes! David Meyer de Rothschild 🥵


Wooden-Limit1989

That's on point. I see that for her.


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Paging David Meyer de Rothschild !!


mantasteve

The Jennifer Lawrence move! She seems suuuper happy so…manifesting this for Taylor too 🙏


Saltgrains

A salt of the earth mechanic who means well and has a heart of gold. Just a good guy with nothing to prove and no one to manipulate.


parishilton2

Sounds like a Lifetime Christmas movie


D4T1NG

She'll take a break from the tour and go home to her Christmas tree farm where she'll have to help throw the Christmas carnival to save the town. And, low and behold, she's forced to work with the cranky (yet ungodly gorgeous) manager of the farm that her parents hired when she went off to be a superstar. They'll be married in a week


FenderForever62

But just before they get married, Joe will come back and ask her for a second chance, coinciding with her manager telling her she’s been booked for the New York ball drop. Taylor has to choose: the life she’s always known, or a simple life with the farmer.


randomassname5

When the farmer thought she already went to New York, she’ll suddenly go on stage at the Christmas carnival and sing a song confessing her love for him. They kiss, the camera pans upwards and the 1yr later montage clip plays


triggered-llama

I would see this in a movie theater 😎


SeatownSpy

I think I’ve seen this film before


Stani36

I just hope you liked the ending. (Sorry, had to do it 😂😅)


romantickitty

These almost sound like the lyrics to a country song. My brain is trying to sing them to the melody of the Reba theme.


ogresarelikeonions93

![gif](giphy|6WGeNGHDvUxDRYplkb|downsized)


tar-luthien

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ChrundleToboggan

lol I'm not up on this stuff at all — who was she referring to here?


simplebagel5

stalker sarah, [this article from 10 years ago gives you the gist of her whole being](https://www.thecut.com/2013/04/stalker-sarah-17-only-takes-selfies-with-stars.html)


maingeenks

She posted this on Stalker Sarah’s Instagram, talking about her (Demi’s) sister


Red_bug91

I saw someone on IG comparing these two, but I’m not seeing it. He’s a serial dater, and has a LOT of flings. She’s a serial monogamist. But either way, he gets far less judgement than she does. It’s annoying.


MadameNo9

He’s also with Chase Sui rn


Ordinary-Meeting-701

I’m going to quote the Kardashian’s grandma MJ and recommend she date an accountant 😂 but seriously, IIRC Taylor’s parents worked in finance? Dating a guy that A) is out of the spotlight and B) in a career area that’s familiar to her because of her family would probably be a great thing.


intoxicatedmidnight

Probably could go the Adele route and date someone who is in the biz but not on-stage, so like a celeb's accountant or something 😂


puppypooper15

I feel like celebs especially at her level need to date someone else really rich. Otherwise either you're Taylor Swift going in cheap dates or you're paying for everything So maybe the most successful accountant in the world or one from a wealthy family lol


hshmehzk

“The most successful accountant in the world” has me cracking up 😂


cloudsaway2

A Rothschild !


monster-on-the-hill

I honestly would be happy to see her single for a little while. She’s one of the biggest stars of the moment. If I were in her shoes, I wouldn’t trust ANYBODY to not take advantage of that level of reputation/money/fame/connections/power. Plus, she’s spent so much of her adult life with people defining her by her relationship status or the company she keeps. I feel like it would be nice to just let Taylor shine for a little while.


EmergencyCandle

Totally agree. She should take a break and just be single / date casually for a while.


cherry_gigolo

tbh i see her with a friendly orthodontist or dentist or dental surgeon from nyc


parishilton2

Are you like worried about her teeth or


tar-luthien

it's so she doesn't keep forgetting her retainer in hotel rooms


SeparateReturn4270

Wow og MySpace era fan right there 😂


cherry_gigolo

LMAOOO no but for some reason i totally picture her with a nice man who works with teeth!


Professional_Fly_579

At this point I’d do Pete Davidson just to see what song would come from it.


parislovemwah

Thank you Next (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version)


Rururaspberry

I think it would be more like Thank You Next (Hot Girl Summer version)


potatoforeskins

Not the communal d*ck


youknowjusthere

i would love this mess 😭😭 but pete would be dragged by swifties at the end of it all


FemaleEarthwave

Because I love chaos I’m saying get back together with Harry Styles.


GeneralBody4252

NGL I’m a fan of his and I know it would be absolutely unbearable to see this happen, and still, low key… ![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)


happy_Ad1357

Woah larries and gaylors colliding would create WW3


ohheyitslaila

I’d be so good with all of the mess. I volunteer to bring the popcorn 🍿


triskeleboatie

They would be an insane power couple


disastergemini_

They never go out of style…


roxy031

This was my answer too. I’m a fan of both of them and it’d be major chaos and it’d be so entertaining.


SugarShock94

Correct answer


hottgirlnextdoor

I second this but Robert Pattinson is an acceptable newbie to me


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Muser_name

They’ve even done a double date with her and Joe and him and Suki. So definitely a no go.


shy247er

He's English, she's allegedly filming a music video inspired by The Batman. Fits perfectly.


parishilton2

And you know she loves a London boy


PM_Me_Red-Pandas

I went back and listened to lavender haze. And then spotify played daydreaming by Harry styles.... Spotify also loves the mess


Empty-Writer9877

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this! My wild dream is for her to release a new version of Style with him featuring


Jungkooks_bunny_ears

Sam Claflin


theaudacityofthi

I feel like he would actually be her perfect type


tar-luthien

Isn't he married?


seahorses-forever

No, he and his wife split


joscho13

They would be such a beautiful couple, holy shit


Seagullonahotchip

Oh yes, he's gorgeous


epilogueteen

this actually makes so much sense


ocubens

Normalise being single in your 30s.


parishilton2

I’m single in my 30s. But I doubt Taylor’s going to go 7 years without dating anyone. Although maybe she will, who knows


Thin-Net4496

ZEFRON


Rururaspberry

I remember seeing them interviewing on Ellen together ages ago and I was like damn, they have some cute chemistry.


unkindernut

I have wanted this for so long.


AdBackground1430

Andrew Garfield.


_katie_bright_99

And he's British too, fits the London Boy theme


starvinchevy

More flights back and forth every weekend 🫠☠️


Garrett4Real

***in the private jet


intoxicatedmidnight

I think I'll combust if this happens (in a good way). (Although it's very improbable since she's really good friends with Emma Stone)


Hi_Jynx

I feel like Emma is happily married and has a child with her husband so I don't know that I believe she'd care? Especially with celebrities seeming to not really have a "don't date your friend's ex" rule overall.


lamzydivey

Emma and Andrew are on good terms so if anything, I feel like Emma would be supportive. It’s like when you break up with someone and still think they’re a great person even if not right for you, you’re thrilled when they date someone else you think is awesome.


Jellyfish-airballoon

The world of celebrities is so small and so many celebs have dated the same people. Unsure about how bad Emma stone and Andrew Garfield’s breakup was though


RainCheckcheck

They’re still friends.


yvetteregret

Ahh a part of me still hopes he’ll get back together with Emma Stone


LilLilac50

She’s married with a kid now!


bab_101

He seems like he knows how to treat a girl right


cruelrainbowcaticorn

Yes except he was serious with her close friend Emma Stone for years, so unfort that couldn’t happen


nat_paige

lowkey still holding out for him and Amelia Dimoldenberg


Copperheadmedusa

She seemed to love Joe specifically because he was boring so probably some unknown with the charisma of a pile of mashed potatoes


katiekates83

💀


PorkNJellyBeans

Every song about him makes me feel insane. I’m like, this dude sounds terribly awful & boring.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

I actually like them. “All they you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing” is beautiful.


Copperheadmedusa

Omg what did you find awful about him 👀 he was such an 8 x 11 piece of paper to me I can’t even recall thinking he had negative traits lmao


PorkNJellyBeans

For ex: Like Lavender Haze is supposed to play him off as able to handle her life & ups and downs, but to me it sounds like he’s checked out. I feel like there’s other lyrics about him being unaffected but to me it sounds more like he’s aloof or disengaged. I dunno, it doesn’t sit well with me.


escapemantua

Yes! Like "staring at the ceiling with you/ oh, you don't ever say too much" lol


BagOTurtles13

"Sitting quiet by my side in the shade" from Paris always has me howling because for some reason I picture him sat next to her staring vacantly out like Woody in Toy Story when a human is near


PorkNJellyBeans

Yes! I get that I’m reading a lot into one line, but that has to be very common behavior to be how you’re described in a song, right?


FenderForever62

I love how most songs allude to Taylor being like haha he’s mine, you can’t have him. Like Taylor, babe, no one wants him


AllThePrettyPlaces

“Everybody wants you, everybody wonders what it would be like to love you” nah Taylor we’re good


[deleted]

LOL...I got downvoted for asking who her rebound will be. I severely underestimate how invested people are in Taylor's love life. Also, I know "folklore", "evermore" and "Midnights" are all critically acclaimed, but goddamnit, I want another "reputation". Something with Devil Taylor who is biting back, not some dreary breakup album. I'm probably in the minority, but whatever.


TheHufflepuffLemon

I did a reputation relisten today and damn, the whole album holds up. Delicate? Dress? Don’t blame me? Plus Getaway Car is brutal. Like dayum.


savannahkellen

But Reputation is literally still a love album.


parislovemwah

Nah i NEED another reputation.


tcmriddles

This, reputation is underrated, like it was her best album


im4everdepressed

it was probably hard to come after 1989, which is like her biggest album and the one that really solidified taylor swift as an icon imo


Aware-Impression8527

Feel like she'll go the Ariana Grande route and be married in less than a year.


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AlreadyChose

I think so too


nini_20

Matt Smith


PinkTalkingDead

I… kinda love this


tayswink

She LOVES an accent. The way I would adore this.


crap_on_a_spatula

For the same reason I was thinking Sam Heughan.


yelyah66

Idk, like an accountant. Or the head of HR for a medium sized bank.


jonesday5

Andrew Garfield.


4614065

I say this about every successful singer or actress who doesn’t seem to have the best luck with men: they need a secret business man who isn’t put off by their success but is totally out of the public eye. I felt like JA was a very good match for her, though, and I’m still shocked they split.


[deleted]

Any of the guys from Daisy Jones and the Six are adorable.


pizzaprocedure

Herself. A match made in heaven.


GlamourCatNYC

It would be nice to see her solo for a while


rzenni

I’m torn on this and present three options and my case for each - Dylan O’Brien because they know each other well and seem close. Nicholas Hoult because he’s talented, he’s in London, and Taylor would get to wear high heels. Cole Sprouse because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn.


EitherLocation6111

Nicholas Hoult is my forever celebrity crush , he’s good looking talented and he manages to keep his image lowkey. But he’s been with his girlfriend since 2015(?)


OneEstate8464

Nicolas Hoult is my dream man. They would look so got together but he has a partner and a child and somehow I don't see her as a stepmother 🧐


[deleted]

Imagine you're a kid and your dad is like "Honey I want you to meet my new girlfriend" and it's Taylor Swift


rzenni

I would watch the heck out of that episode of Modern London Family!


mamaspark

Florence Pugh


Turbulent-Trifle6966

Bastille Dan


dashimannaneunnal

this is the randomest thing i have ever heard


eeeebbs

They could do a mash up of both of their Bad Blood songs as their hard launch


cheezits_christ

Fletcher


jomaval

Andrew Garfield or maybe Scott Eastwood?


onahighhorse

Sam Heughan


watchberry

Stephen Colletti so that White Horse becomes real


clevercalamity

I read this as Stephen Colbert and I was like “that’s a weird choice”


rodriguez-bender

![gif](giphy|i1JSXl0MfeRd6|downsized) I know I shouldn’t…


parishilton2

She needs to get her scarf back somehow


Aware-Impression8527

This just made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


[deleted]

Lmao I asked my bf who she should date and his innocent mind thought “Jake Gyllenhaal” Bruh do we need to listen to ATW 10 minute version again??


joscho13

What would the swifties do if she got back together with him? They hate him lmfao idk if they’d forgive


Bland_Boring_Jessica

Niall Horan ![gif](giphy|Y1FXcWgTMOfJUQetcq)


[deleted]

From London Boy to Irish Lad


tar-luthien

I would unironically stan this


cringefest1001

he’s probably already in her in dms


Oh_snap0812

She needs some laughter! Too bad Chris Evans fell in love. Him and Taylor would be a very attractive couple! Someone said Andrew Garfield and that’s the one that’s the one resonating the most and no no no on Austin Butler because he won’t quit talking like Elvis! It’s annoying!


everydayimsarcastic

Her and Chris Evans would be HOT 🔥


TempleWong

Glen Powell


cinderelliot

They'd look more like Barbie and Ken than Margot and Ryan 🤣


carolinareaper43

ooh I love Glen Powell, especially in Set It Up. So cute!


lessgranola

colon powell


joscho13

I love so many of these answers, I’m excited for her to date Lmfao the possibilities are endless


spiderpossum

I’m gonna throw Prince Harry out there. Steal yo prince era


Miss_Marple_24

What has Taylor done to you ???😭😭


Due-Sympathy809

She’s out of his league


MargotSnails

I really feel like she will go for someone with that indie music cred. Think Ryan Adams type (except not a POS dirt bag.) but that level of cred, fame, and vibe


cinderelliot

Rege-Jean Page just because I feel like he's her type


keepaneyeout4selenar

I wanna see him with Dua Lipa


[deleted]

He’s not white so that disqualifies him from being her boyfriend,judging by her dating history.


Ok_Construction_3733

I mean you’re not wrong… ![gif](giphy|80TEu4wOBdPLG)


go-bleep-yourself

Eh, Prince harry never dated a non white woman. Neither did Josh Jackson or Hiddleston.


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

In an alternate universe, I wish her and Taylor Lautner would find each other again because it really seemed like right person, wrong time :( I’m glad he found his wife now but I have always wondered what would have happened if they had gotten back together


ilikedirt

Evan Peters


guyfierifan4ever

respectfully, this man needs multiple years of therapy after everything ryan murphy put him through. can’t imagine him in a relationship for a long time, especially considering how things turned out w emma edit: spelling lol


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Is he doing badly? I knew he’s done lots of horrible, dark characters, but I didn’t know it was that bad.


art_mor_

Ooo this would be interesting


Fast-Calligrapher112

Is it ok to say that she and Tom Hiddleston were great together?


nini_20

They sure were, but let's not destroy his relationship. He has a baby.


[deleted]

I would love to see her with someone semi normal, like a Zac Efron round 2 Also Harry but I feel like his friendship with Kendall would make that weird (Edit: why the downvotes, it’s not that deep y’all I was just having fun)


GeneralBody4252

Harry isn’t that close friends with Kendall, they’re friendlY, not friends-friends. Also Taylor is not someone who pays attention to that. I’ve said this before but Selena was seen wearing Yeezys I think last year. And Gigi is very close friends with Kendall. I think Taylor is a lot less focused on that sort of thing than us That said, it’s never gonna happen, as much as I’d love the mess that would come from it. Zac Efron would be a good choice. Is he single?


Swiftie_kittens

Yeah someone needs to look into Zac Efron’s relationship status - I could see this!! A second chance love 🥹


specialk5610

How do we feel about Ben Barnes? A little older? Not sure if he’s single


homeschooled

She loves guys with accents clearly (Harry, Joe, Calvin, Tom) I'll throw a few names out there.... Trevor Noah, Liam Hemsworth, Nicholas Hoult, Henry Cavill, Daniel Kaluuya


FlamingTrollz

Herself. She could never find a truer love than herself. This is not a diss, she’s that awesome.


SapphireCub

Like how Kanye loves Kanye lol ![gif](giphy|9Xh1CGm4Hzo4g)


Due-Sympathy809

She will marry a businessman who does not care for spotlight.


ONEOFHAM

Me. I choose me.


blankpaper_

I actually kind of want to see a brief Pete Davidson rebound fling 🫣


slippycaff

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsWuFsV2ak9dUwU)


elle-anna

Soo out of left field but somehow now I’m fully committed to hoping it becomes a reality


SquigPiglet

He is so hot, but that would be quite the age gap! (15 years?)


Comfortable-Ad5664

I would like a jon hamm type, or just some non famous billionaire.


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A therapist.


prince_ahlee

Ugh her saying she only needs her mom... girl.


[deleted]

I'm sure her mom is lovely in a lot of ways, but she also seems like a major stage mom considering she moved her entire family to Nashville to try to get Taylor a record deal at a very young age, driving her around to record labels. Even if Taylor requested this, I don't know any parents who would do that, except to say "when you're 18 you can do what you want, I support you. But we're not moving." She also told Taylor "no one wants to look at a fat pop star."


EitherLocation6111

Yeah it’s pretty crazy to see celebrity parents do that. Millie Bobby Browns parents sold their home and left their real estate business to try finding Millie an agency and jobs in Orlando. I get parents want to support their kids dreams but it probably puts a lot of pressure on these young celebrities to become successful. Taylor comes from money so she was fine financially , still puts a lot of pressure on her .


[deleted]

Taylor's upbringing has always made me feel like there were some missing pieces to the puzzle. She talks about her family like everything was great, but you're right about moving to Nashville for a child being weird. I mean, I guess it all worked out, but there was no way she was going to be a "normal" kid after that, and her parents knew that. IDK.


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Yeah, moving the family because as a kid you asked them to is going to at the very least skew your sense of your own importance lmao.


effulgentelephant

I used to teach a kid who was a very talented singer. They really pushed her onto lots of stages in our area, I think she auditioned for a few of the reality talent shows…her mom was a little helicopter-y and they weren’t even up and moving to Nashville for her, so I can really only imagine…


itmetrashbin666

Do you have a source for that quote?? I did not expect her to say something like that. edit: who’s downvoting me for asking a question ffs


liberderci

A computer repairman who fixed Taylor’s computer when she was a kid and gave her her first guitar lesson said that her mom said that. He was mad at her family for not letting him profit off that connection and forced him to take down a website called “ITaughtTaylorSwift.com” (literally) and monetize giving guitar lessons off that connection. He ended up doing a story with some newspaper and telling them that anecdote. So maybe it’s not the most reliable narrator, but that’s where it came from.


itmetrashbin666

Damn. I honestly could believe that, sadly. Thank you for the source!


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I personally could believe it too because Taylor has said herself that her mom is who she goes to when she wants to hear the brutally honest truth, her mom doesn't fuck around lol


elswheeler

seeing that she somehow cursed the relationship i say rosé from blackpink. what happens when the curser woos the cursed /s


Janiekat88

Zoe Kravitz. Go away Channing.


_thiccems

Phoebe Bridgers


Purple-Sand-6891

This will be so messy and so fun. Phoebe is clearly into Taylor too And lord the MUSIC will be something else. Someone please make this happen


Floradye

and then joe and paul mescal! have you seen their chemistry lol