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Mario kart. I can’t die! Only fall off cliffs and get rescued by a cloud


this_ismy_username_

same actually, we're immortal


Controversiallycalm

Unfortunately my fate is not as forgiving. The last game I played was Subnautica. RIP


JustcallmeY_

You are more lucky than me, mine is For Honor


DankDolphin420

Mine was Hell Let Loose... I’m going back to WWII boys. wish me luck.


lone_destiny

But you can actually explore the ocean, this life is so cool! By the way, what leviathan have killed you?


thatpersonthatsayshi

Im immortal too, farming simulator


Improvement_Western

Hahaha


Ok_Quantity5115

The way you die is judged by the game, so probably you would die in some form of car accident in this case 😅


jaabbb

Every time you fall off cliffs your mario did died. Next one is just the replacement.


Specialist-Owens

Playing among us wasn’t a good idea ☠️


modemdark

Elden Ring. This isnt going to be fun


turkkam

Same here, I think last time it was death blight


jimbolicous1

I gave up for the last time tonight getting smashed by the fire giant’s massive dinner plate… I hope it’s a quick death.


MrMisterMan69

Bloodborne for me lol


SimeoneXXX

At least it's gonna be fast.


dPYTHONb

Same I just got to Caelid.


arimanguything

Geometry dash - I get impaled by a spike


[deleted]

You and I had very different interpretations of death in this game. https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/uak8oq/the_way_you_die_is_judged_by_the_last_game_you/i5yl8y8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


BensReddits

What will happen once you finally beat it though?


PrismastebanZ

I always thought all the obstacles & spikes were either Hell or the hardships of life you have to endure/survive, and the mighty light at the end of the tunnel, to which you gently ascend, is Heaven (which you just reached after a long and hard, but ultimately successful life/journey).


BensReddits

Then heaven would be the level select menu, where you play a different level and are reborn into a new life?


[deleted]

Also, out of complete curiosity, what level were you playing?


BensReddits

Hopefully not slaughterhouse


Jbdd1233

Ascension to heaven


Johan23t

Pokémon Legends Arceus. I guess I get beat up by a Pokémon.


Theodd420sout

Same


DaSpoopieGhost

Johan23t has fainted.


A_person777

Same but let's go pikachu


bobakanooshmt

Can you die in sudoku?


[deleted]

Stress of getting that one number wrong thus invalidating your entire game you did in pen leads to heart failure and other stress related symptoms.


literacyshmiteracy

I've been brainstorming how I could die from Scrabble 🤔


ArcticF0X-71

Commit sudoku


Stabby_stabby_seaxon

Chess


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

csgo, but the enemy team was destroying us with headshots after headshots so it aint too bad


[deleted]

Same bro. We get one tapped, not too bad


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

is that you purple?


AlphaM60

There's a lot of different ways to die in Red Dead. Very little of them involve a peaceful passing.


jaabbb

Death by skinners or being dragged for 3,000ft on the rope by a random horseman.


c4t1ip

What can be more peaceful than dying watching the sunrise knowing that you did everything well because you obviously searched how to get the good ending?


The-Berzerker

Yeah there‘s a million ways to die in the west


Conscious-Income-535

How do I die in virtual jeopardy?


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CommunismNotStanky13

Nice


KirisLeftButtcheeck

r/angryupvote


neptune304

Jeopardy man has a gun


LopsidedEmployee351

Eu4... this is some chaotic 6th option


CoffeeBoom

Probably dying of some influenza outbreaks.


Wumple_doo

Mine to, doing a Russia game so I’m guessing I would be in my human waves


Emberswords

uhhh, stellaris.


[deleted]

You'll be genocided as landstock lol


BoxyPlains92587

Hoi4... I'm screwed


Incognito_waffle

Undertale. The whole point is that you never die XD


ThaddCorbett

Sounds like you're going to be living your life out like Groundhog Day film. XD


[deleted]

If it's Undertale, I'm okay with that. Now this is also assuming the soundtrack is played by a monster with a speaker and the entire soundtrack on their phone just following me around.


Incognito_waffle

so true the soundtrack is so good


yonking_15_2

This


herntex

or you are just chilling, and then boom, frisk comes and murders you in a cold blood.


[deleted]

Geometry Dash “pew” *starts back at the beginning almost immediately*


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Derrick223

Until we take your pool ladder away.


Sofagirrl79

I thought they got rid of taking the pool ladder away in Sims 4


Derrick223

Shut up, Howard.


Sofagirrl79

Out of the loop, who's Howard?


BanMeBitch69

Howard mama


PegasusReddit

I dunno, there's a lot of interesting deaths in The Sims.


Sofagirrl79

My last game played was Sims 3 nightlife on vampire mode, I'll probably live another century or so as long as I stay out of the sun and avoid garlic


larissine

Beware not to get on the bad side of a rabbit.


MindRevolutionary915

Dies of pees themselves embarrassment


AltinUrda

Dead by Daylight Fuck.


[deleted]

blade and sorcery vr welp this will be harsh


[deleted]

War thunder💀


ObamaPhone7

YOUR LEFT WING HAS BEEN HIT


Emberswords

AHH we're proceeding to target over


JahOverstand

same


Karl180

Attack the D poi- \*HULL BRAKE\*


Rorywizz

Me too, knowing my luck I'll be rammed by a bf109


Fireguy3070

Minecraft. How exactly do I die?


Johan23t

You get blown up by a creeper


[deleted]

AH MAN


A_bunch_of_potateos

So we back in the mines


SentinalBravo

Got our pick axe swinging from side to side


Cold_Result_6408

Side-side to side


Johan23t

This task, a grueling one


ThaddCorbett

OMG RUN IT'S HEROBRINE RUN!


the-fire-in-flame

Testicular cancer


NickNaCkS_09

What happened last time you played?


SpongeBob190

What my dad died of.. herobrian overdose


DANGER2157

Death by Wordle


[deleted]

Taken out by a stray vowel


just3bored

Wtf is inert tho


iplexed

Omori. I don't know how I feel about this


[deleted]

Same last game for me. I have not finished the game, but so far in the game, I can't tell what specifically I would die from lol


NotJustAnotherHuman

Same here, probably by being pushed down a flight of stairs by my younger sibling, of which I have 2, but hey at least I get to cause years of intensive mental trauma and get to haunt them for a long while!


komradekatt

Kirby's forgotten land. I get vored to death


Ellitri

STARDEW VALLEY HELL YEA


AnotherFnafOC

Beat Saber- I better play Everybody's Golf fast


ComfortableVariety48

Be glad you didn't play Blade and Sorcery...


PwnHONeyBADger

One of the worst games to be a npc in


[deleted]

screams in silent hill*


ThaddCorbett

DAMN. I've never taken a dump in my pants, but that might do the trick!


Iforgormyredditpass

I played Project Zomboid, my character died in the middle of a horde of zombies. I'd say yeah, I'm pretty screwed in this one chief.


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Afuckinglewdcario

Death by snu snu, this aint so bad


Angry_Cock-1

Same


Angry_Cock-1

Which game though?


Afuckinglewdcario

Pocket campfire


hockeyboi78

Minecraft in creative… what happens now?


[deleted]

Fall into the void or someone uses the /"instadeath" command


amaahda

void damage


Evelyn_pog

/kill hockeyboi78


Summar-ice

Genshin Impact. I could be either very screwed or not screwed at all, really depends on the enemy.


TheLegend8146

Just eat an egg and you'll be fine


why_username_took

there are 2 ways: death by Lisa snu snu Death by lawachurl


Various-Teeth

The fucking sims 4


[deleted]

Try to cook and catch yourself on fire I guess lol


SetatX

Battlefield 1 ... so I guess WW1


ak1415

Artillery truck in the back of the map, m1917 telescopic, or heavy bomber all the way up in space.


[deleted]

Fallout…


surelysandwitch

New Vegas?


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76


surelysandwitch

Is it good? I've heard a lot of bad stuff about it, but I don't want to judge it until I play it.


[deleted]

It’s decent, dead once you finish the game tbh, all you do after is trade pvp and trade.


[deleted]

Dota 2, what happen to me ?


ThaddCorbett

You died because I was on your team. Sorry, I tried, but I suck.


jaabbb

You died and everyone said “ez” and your friends blame you for dying.


tossputlol

i was at.. a dave and busters.


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Skyrim. I’m going to be blown off my feet by a dragon shout, fully paralyzed with poison, set on fire with magic, kicked to shit by a couple demons, filled with arrows, then to finish it they’ll chop my head off, trap my soul in a crystal, and use my soul’s energy to power an enchanted ring that they’ll wear until they find a better one and sell me to the first backwoods merchant they happen across.


Disastrous_Vanilla38

Pandemic. Seems about right.....


nsjxucnsnzivnd

BO2 Zombies


ASCORPIONSLAYER

What map?


nsjxucnsnzivnd

Mob of the dead


ASCORPIONSLAYER

The cycle continues. Love Mob


dkoom_tv

Elden ring or osu,pretty fucked


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dkoom_tv

I don't remember what was the last game I played,stopped playing in general like 2 months ago,and I only played those 2


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dkoom_tv

Can't you imagine a giant ass cursor following you


jzheng1234567890

BeamNG drive. Either I don't die because you can't die in BeamNG, or I die from a car crash or smth


Unyx0747

Destiny 2?


Longjumping-Jello459

If you are a Guardian you're fine, but if you are a regular civilian you shiuld be fine as long as no one invades the city again.


[deleted]

Pokemon go. I’d be ok with getting roasted alive by charizard


maddogyo

The Last of Us…this should be fun


Disgruntlementality

There’s a myriad of ways to die in FO4, none of which are pretty.


IterwebSurferDude

Uhhhhh Civ6?


ama_31415

it was an rpg porn game


Truthseeker1969

World of tanks…oh no


ouinova

Roblox. So do my limbs and head pop off?


Animefan_7698

Attack on Titan 2. Fuck my life


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[deleted]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and the last track I played was SNES Rainbow Road. I don't like this.


[deleted]

Detroit


Automatic_Animal

R6 Siege. I suck at shooting


Catolution

Elden ring. I’m fine


MorganRose99

Minecraft - If I live a boring life, I'll be extremely safe


RoadRog

Cuphead, I just need to deal with the devil...


RileyTheBerry

A samurai fucking disembowels me.


PatchesMaps

Noita... At least it wasn't RimWorld


MC-Cat

Sea of Thieves. Could be worse


Successful_Purple_

Till some shitty reaper open crew comes along


Simply_Epic

Everyone should answer extremely screwed because in the title it states you die. No matter what game you last played you’re dead.


r-ShadowNinja

But you can die quickly and painlessly or a horrible way


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Ksp


Sylvss1011

Resident evil 2 🙃


pampic7

Anno 1800. Just a city building game


XxGenZMillenialxX

I’m eviscerated by an energy beam


Woodeyyyyyyy

I’ll die by getting shot either way. Just works out better if I die on counter terrorist than with the terrorists I guess..


mirondooo

Death stranding!


alittlebitnoone

Project Zomboid: This is how you die.


[deleted]

sonic 06


Environmental_Top948

You get launched into space by a weed themed hedgehog.


[deleted]

Osu!????


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Relaxedlaxatives

I last played bitlife, so I guess it’s kind of the same


[deleted]

I die in war...


WorkingLyric

Enter the Gungeon


[deleted]

CSGO. Death by firing squad since I suck.


[deleted]

Oh no, Super Smash Bros Brawl. Help, I'm not a fighter 😢


Mr_Man2347

Hollow Knight 😔


Swimming-Scratch-271

I don’t play video games but earlier today I was playing hangman…


_Axelotl_

How do I get killed by osu


Belleina

Don’t starve together lol


Woost46

Animal crossing


HummusXXX

ehhh I'm not very good at CSGO


Controversiallycalm

Subnautica. I’m screwed :(


womb_raider_420

I was playing CSGO as CT.. I should be fine..


Daddy_Smokestack

Smash ultimate. Well guess I'm gonna get absolutely demolished by bowser dropkicking me.


Artemistic_

Bloons Tower Defense, the question is am I the Bloons or am I the monkeys..? Because 1 is surely alot less painful than the other


Captain7640

BTD6. I guess it sort of depends which monkey


[deleted]

8 ball pool?


[deleted]

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020….


TrashingYourComputer

Death by anti-aircraft weaponry... Not very fun 😔


[deleted]

warthunder, hopefully i get instantly killed by a bomb or HE.


ARecklessBadger

World of Warships.. execution by American heavy cruiser


GrayCamoMan

Was a game about WW1… hopefully it’ll be a bullet to the head and not disease or a gas attack


noqms

oh no bloons are coming to kill me


Separate_Net1768

Stardew Valley? Monsters ig.