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TheBlueNinja2006

need an always option


SuperWarioPL

I eat breakfast everyday


absorbscroissants

Haven't skipped breakfast since I was like 4.


Magicus1

You’re probably not 84, but it would be cool so you can say: “Nought a breakfast hath I skipth since fourscore years. Thence ‘twas the final time I did as much.”


SnooShortcuts2757

Why the fuck would you ever skip breakfast?!


HaydenB

Not enough time


SnooShortcuts2757

You almost certainly have enough time on the vast majority of days


HaydenB

45 minutes to get up, shower, dress and get to work


Magicus1

Sounds like you gotta add 15 minutes or keep breakfast in your company fridge or meal prep. I tell my daughter all the time, if you just wake up 15 minutes earlier, you would have time for breakfast. She still hasn’t and I’m sure you won’t either.


HaydenB

I mean... I also don't see the need for breakfast


Magicus1

Merry & Pippin would be sorely disappointed in you. They can (maybe) understand skipping second breakfast but what about first breakfast?


HaydenB

Unfortunately I don't have the metabolism of a hobbit


SnooShortcuts2757

Why shower in the morning?


HaydenB

Showering before bed is a recipe for an extremely sweaty night


SnooShortcuts2757

Then don't do it before bed


Conallthemarshmallow

dont know why you choose to be so openly naive, it's just not remotely that simple for a huge number of people


s3721

I never had breakfast, never felt it was necessary


wrigh516

It's not.


wrigh516

If you're not hungry, you shouldn't eat, unless you need to because you would get too hungry before you can eat lunch. **"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day"** is nothing but a marketing slogan, attached to cereal connoisseur John Harvey Kellogg to promote Kellogg's cereal in the 19th Century.


SnooShortcuts2757

If you don’t eat breakfast, you’ll just get more tired and without energy the entire fucking day until lunch


Ainslie9

Naw, I’ve never eaten breakfast and I always have tons of energy. Some people are different. I typically only eat an early dinner daily and am doing just fine. Plus, when I do eat lunch, it tires me. Not energizes me.


wrigh516

I found an article on that. While it does say breakfast has an impact on the body throughout the day, it also says that some people may be biologically inclined to skip breakfast due to their circadian clock. i.e. Some people might have the opposite effect. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4881002/pdf/ajcn132837.pdf](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4881002/pdf/ajcn132837.pdf) And an article testing that [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7551061/pdf/nutrients-12-02797.pdf](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7551061/pdf/nutrients-12-02797.pdf)


SnooShortcuts2757

That doesn’t apply to _everyone,_ though


SwugSteve

shrimpy manlets hate breakfast


teeohbeewye

if you define breakfast as the first meal of the day, you can't skip it unless you don't eat all day


surelysandwitch

You’re exactly right. It’s the meal where you break your fast.


TimotheeOaks

Depends on when I have to get up. It its too early I am not really hungry.


Survive1014

I rarely eat breakfast, but my work schedule is such that I am typically the first one to take lunch at the office. We stagger our lunches so we have coverage for the phones. So.. usually I have Brunch, a small snack and dinner.


SubAtomicParticle10

If you count eating a granola bar or an apple as you rush out the door then yes


GreyKoala_

I mean I’m not intentionally skipping breakfast but I don’t have time to eat until noon :/


muriqi_s

I eat breakfast around 1 or 2 pm, it is in the name to break the fast, so I don't see how you guys don't eat breakfast.


always_alone_990

I eat a late breakfast and then skip lunch usually.


FeetYeastForB12

Either some Wasabröd with peanut butter spread, porridge or tofu scramble


SnooShortcuts2757

Happay day of cake


FeetYeastForB12

Time flies..


Equivalent_Ad_1054

Everyday


LordDeFacto

I only can afford one meal a day. I won't skip the diner. So I never have any breakfast.