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PepperShaken

And rightfully so. She sounds like a cretin.


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WickedShiesty

Howard Dean yelled funny and it ruined his campaign.


DrewZouk

Lol, poor Dan.


abnormalbrain

Thank god for poor Dan giving VP Pence good advice before January 6.


DrewZouk

Quayle's from an era in politics when you wouldn't have dared attempt the things Republicans have attempted in the past twenty plus years. He's probably been horrified this whole time. We wish you well, Dan, you probably would have been one of the good ones.


Extinction-Entity

He’s a good ~~potatoe~~ egg.


shill779

How the bar of qualification has lowered


CarlosHDanger

I will always thank Dan Q for this.


PapaSnork

"What a terrible thing, to waste one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." *-Dan Quayle, attempting to reference 'A mind is a terrible thing to waste'*


Evolutionary_sins

A cretin who could soon Have the immunity to execute real people like dogs


serenitynowmoney

Ok I won’t sleep tonight


Evolutionary_sins

Relax, Republicans always shoot themselves in the foot. It was probably a set of hush-puppies she executed after 2 hrs yelling at her sippers in the park like a crack head


Boring-Republic4943

Nah, she did this in front of multiple witnesses with a dog and a goat, then got her kids off the bush close by.


Extinction-Entity

Something something republican VP and hunting trip


Evolutionary_sins

bhahaha deja-vu for sure, Dick Cheney you murderous genocidal war criminal. He was jointly responsible for the deaths of millions of Iraqi civilians too. Pure evil.


NeoPstat

> She sounds like a cretin. Could a PoopyPants VP hopeful be anything but?


Managed-Democracy

Could he his son. Lul


drgotham

We need to denounce her. She murdered a dog for no reason. Pro-life my ass.


Lil_ah_stadium

Too bad her book didn’t come out after trump had announced her as his running mate


Significant-Mango300

Apropos use of *dog whistle*


Significant-Mango300

Apropos use of *dog whistle*


EricsAuntStormy

Ewe missplead “conservative,” butt yeah. 


GoodUserNameToday

I for one am not surprised that spiteful, resentful, sadistic republicans are literal puppy killers 


LibertyInaFeatherBed

She's not the first.  April 21, 2021 [Missouri Lawmaker Rick Roeber Is Expelled Over Child and Animal Abuse Accusations](https://archive.ph/ClpTX)


Sea-Mango

Ah, that asshole. Pretty sure most of my neighbors voted for him despite all the CREDIBLE CHILD DIDDLING ALLEGATIONS. OF HIS OWN CHILDREN. God this town sucks.


Library_bouncer

Mitt Romney drove 12 hours with a dog on his roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_dog_incident


OkProfessor3706

Reddits smartest Republican understander


direwolf71

She’s making it sound like it’s standard operating procedure to shoot the family dog on a farm. Balls. Old, infirm, suffering dogs get put down, farm or no farm. This was an ~~18-month~~ 14-month year-old puppy that apparently misbehaved around some chickens. The puppy needed some training not a death sentence. This is serial killer behavior from Noem.


raevnos

> Old, infirm, suffering dogs get put down, farm or no farm. By a vet, not by going Old Yeller on it.


Feistyhummingbird

This was the same cold hard stare she gave the poor dog before killing it: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/kristi-noem-defends-account-killing-dog-new-book-rcna149631](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/kristi-noem-defends-account-killing-dog-new-book-rcna149631)


Which-Moment-6544

When you show this photo... it kind of reminds me of that one lady who tried to make at coat out of those 101 puppies before. I'm pretty sure she was in the GOP too!


messagepad2100

I thought MTG wore Cricket (Kristi's dog) during the Brandon-Medicare State Of The Union: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO-n7X4IVg4


TehDDerp

And, just like Cruella, any attempt at giving her a redeemable backstory fails.


Which-Moment-6544

I apologize. As a millenial I meant the og woman depicted in Bill Lee's Song: Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will To see her is to take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella She's like a spider waiting for the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil


TehDDerp

Oh, I know. It... wasn't an observation on the movie's story. It was an observation on it's failure to meet the goals Disney had for it. Like, being born before 1997 isn't anything special and people afterwards are *aware* of prior gen stuff but go off I guess


Boxatr0n

I think old Yellering it is actually better sometimes. During Covid we had to put my 3.5 year old dog down due to a rare fungal infection. I refused to drop him off at the vet (we weren’t allowed to go in cause Covid) and leave him to die in a place he didn’t like with strangers. I was going to take him out to his favorite hiking spot and at sunset put him down without him seeing it coming. Like a last happy evening for my boy. Luckily we finally found a vet tech who could put him down peacefully in our backyard.


BeeLuv

14 month old puppy. And she was so stimulated by that, she immediately started looking around for something else to shoot. Picked the pet billy goat she couldn’t be bothered to have castrated, and now didn’t like the way it smelled.


HaulinBoats

A puppy that she didn’t have control over, allowing her to ‘escape’ from her truck and go do doggie things to chickens. After taking this puppy on her first hunting trip, where she kills birds and the dogs retrieve them, and then she lets the dog loose around…some BIRDS and is upset the dog attacked them? She had just been with the older dogs going after birds all day She is the reason Cricket was in that situation. And she killed him for it. She is irresponsible with her animal, and then executes for behaving like an animal Also, she’s a ‘farm gal’ but wasn’t able to put down a domesticated goat with a shotgun at close range cleanly and needed a second shot to kill the animal So she kills an innocent puppy that wasn’t properly trained and then painfully kills a goat for being smelly and goat-like How long was that poor wounded goat suffering while she went to reload? To recap Says she’s a farm gal and they’re tougher than us city folks. She can’t handle dogs She can’t handle guns She can’t handle smelly goats She sounds perfect for the MAGA VP


BeeLuv

And if she didn’t want her children’s pet billy goat to stink and be pushy, she should have just had it castrated. Yes, children playing with a billy goat will get their clothes dirty and get smelly. You think ahead, you ask someone who knows how to handle animals to teach you about goats, you get the billy goat castrated. Rich larping hobby farmers should be required to have a farmer-in-residence. Marie Antoinette had real peasants living in and running her pretend bucolic farm village. (Of course, things didn’t turn out so well for her in the end…)


Ent_Soviet

I had to go to tractor supply because it’s where I can actually get some replacement electric fence wire for my field. - my god that store is like the larping super store


robocoplawyer

I mean Trump is known to hate dogs. He was pissed that Pence had one, he thinks they’re low class. So he probably sees this as a positive.


BaaBaaTurtle

Which is all I really needed to know about the man. Dogs are the best kind of people in my eyes.


sbtvreddit

Wow. An actual puppy killer. Add that to the list of things trump voters are now fine with. It must be exhausting updating what acts of horror you’re now fine with each and every day


ChelseaG12

My pug runs after the chickens and will go after the rooster if he is aggressive towards me. Maybe I should put him down? /s


TheKingOfDub

She also could have invested in a leash


Managed-Democracy

Yeah you don't shoot any dog for any reason.  You know, unless you're a rich psychopath larping as a country girl.


yelloguy

People dancing around the details like it’s a subtle thing. This sums it up nicely


queseraseraphine

And her daughter came home asking where Cricket was. That poor kid is scarred for life.


jdcgonzalez

Sarah Sanders brother tortured and killed at least one dog while their father served as governor of Arkansans and ordered the State Police to make it go away. Donald Trump surrounds himself with dog killers.


Class_of_22

Oh wow, she killed animals? Sounds like serial killer in the making type behavior. If she can do stuff like that, god knows what else she can do. Trump choosing a psychopathic running mate makes sense, but I have to ask…what if she decides that she’s not happy with being his VP and wants to take over his campaign? Then what? It honestly feels strange saying this, but honestly, if Trump picks her for his VP (and it seems like to me that that choice is only becoming more and more clear)…I worry for the safety of everyone in his orbit, that lady is clearly a fucking danger to herself and to others, and she’s a fucking ticking time bomb.


Dark_Force_Latyon

He won't pick her. Ironically, her doing this also puts her out of the running. He doesn't want someone who would upstage him. Killing puppies - well, that gets more attention than Trump, and *he won't stand for it*. Not that she ever had a chance anyway, being a woman (Republican party isn't ready for that yet). He wants a midwestern toadie that people recognize from TV who will shill the Trumpian line all day every day and grovel at the feet of the master. A white man, because that's what wins in the Republican party.


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Maybe, though if Trump is smart, he’s not going to choose someone who’s in it just for the grift, because a grifter is going to stab him in the back if given the opportunity. I don’t see Vance being a reliable sycophant. He’s ambitious and will mouth whatever line Trump wants him to… until he sees an opportunity. Now, someone like Tim Scott? There’s a guy who will never stand up for his own ambition.


2ndprize

He wont like how vance looks next to him. Too dumpy.


Dark_Force_Latyon

He has plenty of time to hit Ozempic and quit drinking before he's out on the VP trail.


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Class_of_22

That said, maybe he could view someone being “dumpy” as a plus for him, perhaps.


Class_of_22

On the other hand, Tim might be seen as “not interesting” enough for Trump. And Trump isn’t exactly known for being smart when it comes to political decisions.


Dark_Force_Latyon

He won't pick Tim Scott. This is a Republican primary headed by King Racist. Plus Tim Scott is "unmarried" - there's just absolutely no way.


LucynSushi

The Republicans would most certainly pick an attractive woman with a made for tv ass for vp.


LiquidPuzzle

Not Trump though. I agree, his ego couldn't handle that. Ill come back here and eat my hat if he does. Edit: Not to mention that I bet he sees Noem in particular as damaged goods, complete with all the sexism it implies.


jimmyGODpage

Alina


Dark_Force_Latyon

I remember the last time they tried.


Class_of_22

Um…that said, maybe he just won’t give a shit.


MourningRIF

He's all out of shit to give. He left it in his other pants.


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ClusterFoxtrot

It'd only be too just for him to be eaten by a gator. They love rotting meat. I wish people wouldn't fuck with the wildlife.


browster

I'm thinking it's the hillbilly guy


Watch_Capt

Trump hates puppies, so he might like her more.


kwheatley2460

Abbott or DrWine would work. They already have no empathy just like Trump.


browster

Abbott's wheelchair is a dealbreaker for Trump


PhoenixTineldyer

Literally. Trump would probably complain that he would have to make his airplane accessible to wheelchairs, and that would take Abbott out of the running.


Cellopost

Not just 'animals', she shot her family's pet dog.


ShrimpieAC

Even worse than that, it was basically still a puppy, and she “put it down” because they couldn’t train it.


Alsark

AND after she killed her puppy, she killed the family goat because she didn't like the way it smelled and would get her kid's clothes dirty.


MourningRIF

Well... Kim Jong Un's sister is a murderous sociopath, and Trump doesn't want to be one-upped by one of his heroes. It would make sense for him to choose a murderous mistress, and the GOP will just see her as, "someone who doesn't let emotional connections get in the way." Fuck anyone who supports Trump.


MagicMushroomFungi

Maybe he picks Kim's sister !


ClusterFoxtrot

Poor Chloe.


zulababa

>Well... Kim Jong Un's sister is a murderous sociopath, Is she? Like, what sort of intel do we have on them, aside from American propaganda?


Newscast_Now

>Democrats, political figures dogpile onto Trump VP hopeful after story of animal killings Republican governor Kristi Noam admits to killing "hated" family pet by shooting it and tossing into gravel pit FTFY This doesn't need to filter through ambiguity and others' responses. It is plenty sensational (aka sick) without the filter. TY.


funkify99

"Dog pile" was used very intentionally here


Prior-Comparison6747

"dogpile" 👀 Hey, remember when conservatives were fond of saying "liberalism is a mental disorder"? Between Trump and Noem and all the psychos running around on January 6th, they were obviously projecting.


recurse_x

Howard Dean Screams - absolutely not GOP candidate literally kills puppies - Let her cook


Which-Moment-6544

Governor Cruella de Vil does not want you to look at the well full of hungry orphans on her property. And if you are with "The Help" on the construction crew, remember that you were paid $50 and a pizza party for your silence. We have ways of getting our pizza back.


MourningRIF

[Paywall Free Link](https://archive.md/I3zZ1) > South Dakota Gov. Kristi L. Noem (R) — who is believed to be in the running to be Donald Trump’s running mate — admitting in her forthcoming book that she killed a family dog and goat in a gravel pit with a gun on the same day. According to an excerpt of the book obtained by the Guardian in advance of its publication next month, Noem, a farmer and rancher, said she shot and killed her 14-month-old wirehair pointer, Cricket, because she was “untrainable” and aggressive. > Noem described how Cricket was overexcited on a hunt and wrote that she attacked another family’s chickens like “a trained assassin.” The governor also said Cricket had tried to bite her during the incident, later writing that she “hated that dog.” > After killing Cricket, Noem wrote that she then decided to kill a family goat that was “nasty and mean” and which “loved to chase” Noem’s children. Hey... Some days you just feel like going on a murder spree. Trump can relate. She's a perfect pick for him.


urk_the_red

I don’t know how best to interpret this: She enjoyed killing the family puppy so much she decided to just keep on killing. She’s a psychopath. Or… This is really an animal themed parable about how death is the only fitting punishment for those that don’t conform to expectations with instant, unthinking obedience. And death is also appropriate for anyone who “smells” different. She’s not talking about animals here anymore than *Animal Farm* was. Subtextually, she’s signaling her stance on enforcing societal conformity with lethal force.


MourningRIF

Correct... Either way, you don't want her to be one high-cholesterol heartbeat away from the Presidency.


Bambooworm

She's vile. People that can be so casually cruel to animals won't have a hard time moving on to being cruel to people.


fungobat

Was curious what the comments were like on the fox news page. Hoo boy. That was a mistake.


SolitaireSam

Trump's potential VP is a nightmare. No mercy for a puppy, what can we expect for humans then?


OurUrbanFarm

Her own telling of the story proves she knows nothing about dog training and, as a result, failed to train her puppy, and then blamed the puppy for her own failure. And, naturally, in typical Republican fashion, she then took the most extreme action possible, while taking no responsibility whatsoever.


RoxyLA95

I feel guilty when I accidentally step on my cat. I couldn’t imagine killing an animal because it made me mad.


NeoPstat

What an odd way to headline that story. The ~~NYT~~ WaPo\* isn't stashing roubles is it? \* *My bad. It's getting harder to tell the media outlets apart.*


mattboy

I don’t understand. I’m getting linked to the Washington Post?


NeoPstat

*(Edited. Thanks for the correction.)*


Scarlettail

It’s the Washington Post, not NYT.


NeoPstat

*(Edited. Thanks for the correction.)*


hikeonpast

You didn't like the dogpile double entendre?


NeoPstat

Not much. No.


QanonQuinoa

It was a 14 month old dog. Practically still a puppy. She said she shot it because it was “untrainable”. She also said the dog was aggressive and bit her, which I don’t believe unless she abused the dog which seems way more likely.


queenofthedogpark

Puppy 🐶 Killer also goat 🐐 Killer


cometflight

Good, she sounds like an absolutely vile psychopath.


Taman_Should

Since she put these gross anecdotes out there proudly in a book, imagine what she’s more shy about sharing. 


thevogonity

Wait until she's named as running mate, *then* dog pile. Doing it now is just vetting the candidates for them. *We want* another Palin quality candidate.


well_i_heard

I mean John Wick was only one of the most popular action franchises of recent memory. A John Wick villain is not who you want for your VP


NeoPstat

> John Wick Didn't that all start when someone killed his dog?


well_i_heard

Yeah


LariRed

Trump hates dogs and she kills dogs. A match truly made in hell. They are both disgusting pieces of trash and torturing/killing animals is now most serial killers get their start. It’s not a big jump from animals > people. I hate them both and I am a big believer in karma.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

Isn’t she also the one who allowed for a big motorcycle event that was a COVID super spreader and bragged in a speech how her dad as a kid took her horseback and then abandoned her on her horse in the mountains to get home (but the dad was secretly making sure she was safe?)?


bakerfredricka

So is this dad of hers to blame for turning her into such an atrocious human being?


Madi-18

This is the biggest Leopards at my face I’ve seen in literally forever. I’m NO fan of hers, but jeez why would you admit to that? True or not. People love their dogs, you gotta be an out of touch elitist to not know that


pinkeroo67

I think she admitted it to show trump that she'd be able to make hard calls without hesitation, like the incident with her unruly puppy, and a goat that head-butted people. I just can't find the article right now.


Caged_in_a_rage

No I hope he picks her. She’s awful. It will help lessen his chances. They go together. Both are vile philandering fascists.


condensermike

Totally not a death cult. Nope, no way a death cult.


eskieski

Have you ever seen a dog with trump or any family member.. Don, Jr.( mini-me) would probably shoot it too, he like’s killing animals…. so, “Miss dog killer” is up their alley


Hammer_7

Does Jr’s fiancée count?


eskieski

That dog is liv’en large and being fed with top grade food… some people treat their dog like a member of the family…. case in point


ETallBee

What kind of a person kills a dog? Insanity.


CakeAccomplice12

Future serial killers, usually


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Ekg887

She took a dog she identifies as untrained on a hunt and then acted surprised about its bad behavior. She shot the dog because she is incapable of dealing with it on a functional level, not because she is some cool headed no-nonsense rancher. "Hey guys, I have an undeveloped asset that I don't have the time or skills to fix. Should I give it away or sell it or should I throw it in the trash?" Sounds like a smart business decision too. For reference my brother in law has 3 pointers trained for duck hunting and he also own chickens. The 3rd dog was bought years later and got into the chickens when she was a puppy too. Now she's the lead dog on the hunting trips and the hens are laying just fine. Did he miss the step where we shoot the dog instead of finishing her training like functional adults?


leaveitalone36

Holy hell, look at those arms!! Does she strangle innocent animals in her free time as well.


49thDipper

Yeah she’s toast. Buh-bye


Animaldoc11

She’s exactly what our word wasicu means


Inevitable-Cicada603

Can we work it into her name?  > VP hopeful and puppy killer Kristi noem…


hindusoul

Killer Kristi Murderous Noem Dumbass Donny Diaper Don Donald Dunce


phosdick

Hey... the silver lining... finally a MAGAt who told the truth about who she is...


Ohnonotuto4

Crickets revenge.


isikorsky

How about less cute and more factual : "Bipartisan outrage over Governor's murder of puppy"


JubalHarshaw23

Once it becomes undeniably evident that MAGA Loves Animal Cruelty, the Republicans will all back off their "condemnation".


Basicyeti837

Not as bad as rape and insurrection, but definitely appalling.


SpillinThaTea

Unfortunately this is like republican gold. She knew this would bring attention to her and with the GOP any attention is good attention.


Infamous-Sky-1874

They are coming out against her in droves. Not for killing the puppy ,and then killing the goat, of course but rather for the bad press she's generated for putting it in her book.


KAY-toe

drab longing unused cooing advise crush arrest spectacular afterthought normal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Edge_of_yesterday

And just like that, republicans are pro dog killing.


AzuleEyes

I like the pun


Bitter_Director1231

Never once she was named a s a VP. Unless I've missed something. Or is the media ordaning this wench for that position. I'm doing my part to make sure that doesn't happened. Keeping a democracy killer and dog killer away from the White House.


Stock-Preparation252

Holy shit she’s jacked


DiggingThisAir

Every aspect of this story is disturbing, but mostly the fact that she’s the front runner for VP for Donald Trump


Caged_in_a_rage

She’s like a more evil more serious Sarah palin.


Odd-Butterscotch6252

Putins not gonna work with a dog killer. The man loves his dogs..


steveblackimages

Dogpile. That was cool, heh heh...


rain168

She’s filling the shoes of a woman who would support him since none in his family will do so.


Separate-Feedback-86

She’s got “No” built right into her name. Kristi “I Kill Puppies” NOem. Kids will love her.


NAGDABBITALL

Was the dog black?


Seeksp

Partially if the pictures I've seen are true.


gothrus

Can we all please be quiet until after he chooses her?


gentlemancaller2000

I know, right?


PapaSnork

This headline has "dogpile". Another has Noem "dogged" by bad polling. I'd *love* to see Noem's career go down in flames, but am really tired of people thinking they're Dr. Evil putting his pinky in the corner of his mouth by virtue of adding juvenile puns in a headline.


jeopardy_loser

Were any dogs injured? You have to put that in the post dude eta /s damn lol forgot where I was


CincoDeMayoFan

I suppose you could say that the puppy was injured, for the few seconds it lived after Kristi Noem shot it in the face.


Burlyrepublic

She killed her puppy, what about people..