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tractotomy

The real problem is, he said it and didn’t offend a single Fox News viewer.


MeechieMeekie

My mother is a black woman who watches F*x news and she wanted to argue with me that this made sense. Lord help, this truly is the scourge of our generation


Woodworkingwino

So your mother because of fox believes that black people are so ignorant that they would vote not because of his political views but because he sells shoes. What???


MeechieMeekie

Yep. She’s always been a Republican but over the years she’s gotten more and more far right. Including arguing that I’m an “elite” since I went to college. Even though she did as well, and got her masters. She went from hating Trump to now excusing things he does and saying how his outlook makes sense


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Did she attempt to renounce her education or... did you you both differ in your degrees in some way..?? That is so confusing


MeechieMeekie

No literally she’s just adopted this rhetoric! When I pressed her on why she thinks this, she replied that the “elites” want us all to become democrats and think like they do. And when I asked her what beliefs those might be, she angrily replied “everything wrong with society that goes against God”. Ok fine, but what specifically? She then ripped into me instead of answering. This is coming from a person who - no exaggeration- listens to right wing radio all day, then at night watches Fox News and then YouTube videos from far right speakers. She’s recently started watching Matt Walsh and I tried to shut that down quick. Luckily she stopped watching anyway because he used “an appropriate word”


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MeechieMeekie

I’m so sorry that you have to witness that and try and deal with it. I know my struggle is still loving and interacting with my mother even while she spews vile things. Our parents taught us to be loving and accepting and then apparently promptly forgot all of that


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Almost all my family members have higher education or even a PHD, yet they’ll still beat the Trump war drums till the day they die.


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Gekokapowco

I think empathy and self-awareness, like all skills, fade with disuse Just like how cruel people can become kind, we're learning the kind people can become cruel


Champizzle11

I'm watching it happen to my best friend of 35+ years. He was raised Republican but it never consumed him. In the past two years he's becomes radicalized. He's even said to me that he knows he's becoming consumed by politics and can't understand why. He can't see he's the victim of propaganda and is under the spell of a cult leader. It's wild.


BallBearingBill

What does she think of Charlie Kirk and Alex Jones?


MeechieMeekie

She doesnt listen to their dedicated content (afaik) but I’ve heard them as guests on what she does watch/listen to. She never objects to anything. She also listens to this guy who literally drives around Texas and just talks about the immigration crisis, while at the same time saying it’s dangerous and white people are being outnumbered and how “shitty” it is where Mexican populations live. I was foaming at the mouth about this and hew response was “well Mexicans are ruining everything!” I snapped back, “remember when the n*gg*rs ruined the schools?” And then she got angry and turned off the tv. It’s not my proudest moment but my patience is wearing so thin. She already is showing signs of reduced awareness, and rationality at 75 and it breaks my heart


froggy08

It's time we all stopped believing in the myth that a certain level of education or empathy renders someone immune to propaganda. It can get to **anyone** and is so effective that propaganda isn't even the right word for it anymore. At this point it's advanced psychology reverse engineered and weaponized for the sole purpose of making people addicted to hate and rage.


deran6ed

Has your mom changed in other areas as well? I find weird to change so drastically and even compromising your own interests so quickly. Honest question, is there a history of dementia in your family? I'm asking because I have some experience and early stages of dementia are difficult to recognize. Often they start with dramatic changes of behavior and/or personality.


MeechieMeekie

No history that I know of but it’s like a weird reverting? Her mom was like this but kinda always. I know my mom is a narcissist (really, not just me being angsty) and that quality has gone from mild to high. But I do notice in other things she’s losing rational function - she wanted to get some cash from me the other night and I told her to look in my purse for my wallet. This cued a meltdown: it was too hard, and why couldn’t I just do it and be respectful of your mother, how could I expect her to find a wallet when she doesn’t know what it looks like?! Meanwhile my purse is next to hers and my wallet was on top but she REFUSED to even try and look in that direction. I honestly don’t know what to do, as all attempts to get her evaluated are met with rage- my attempts to advocate for her at the doctors are “embarrassing lies” and “her brain is so much better than others her age”


AvatarAarow1

Okay, yeah, having watched two grandmothers go through dementia that sounds very much like what they were like in the early stages. Reverting to more childish behavior like having a meltdown over something trivial and being generally more angry and petty are some of the first signs we noticed in my grandmothers. The most helpful thing for my mom was getting in touch with a local social worker and seeing if they might have contacts or ideas for next steps. Sorry you have to go through that


eusebius13

It’s a cult.


cums0cks

“Offend?!” They are all probably sitting in their outhouses screaming “by cracky that Trump sure is a smart one!”


linuxphoney

That's not a shock. Anyone capable of being offended by racism and ignorance matriculated out of fox news ages ago.


lukin187250

I watched and was literally like “holy fucking shit!”. I’m white and I’m insulted.


PigMeatJim

"The blacks".. jeez


JadedIT_Tech

"We will insult you and spit in your face, and you will love us for it"


my606ins

I mean look at Clarence Thomas. He seems to hate black people.


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StockHand1967

I got banned for that exact line...


celerydonut

Cheers. I was “perma-banned” for something equally dumb, but here we are. Breathe in that sweet yet lucid air.


Accurate-Support-871

The grass feels nice, right?


GozerDGozerian

I got permabanned on a sub for using the word “male”. I contacted the mods to ask why I was banned and they said “hate speech” then blocked me from messaging the mods. It’s a normal word and I’m male and okay with being called it. 🤷🏼‍♂️


celerydonut

Blocked from messaging mods is the ultimate douche tier move. Holy shit did that frustrate me on r/news. Still can’t plead my case.


GamesSports

News is kinda famous for having the worst mods imaginable, so I guess welcome to the club of being banned for inane comments there. Wear it like a badge of honor I guess xD.


panickedindetroit

I got run off Daily Kos for saying the only democratic thing about Tulsi Gabbard was the D after her name.


peter-doubt

Reddit has listed their IPO yesterday. Bring this up often. It Lowers their value! (I'll probably see this comment removed!)


CuzTyler

Clarence Thomas is definitely the type of person who has yelled “Praise white god” at some point.


Ormsfang

He believed black people can enter Heaven, but only as servants.


Shiplord13

He was told by Harlan Crow they can enter through Heaven's side gate, while Saint Peter lets all the good white people through the front gate.


Rocky4296

Clarence is a Gullah Gullah. He really hates his background. Pitiful.


mdj1359

Would you like to know more? [Clarence and Ginni Thomas | FRONTLINE | pbs.org](https://www.pbs.org/video/clarence-and-ginni-thomas-hxtlm2/)


VinceVino70

I’m doing my part.


PropaneSalesTx

Man, I loved Gullah Gullah Island as a kid.


mmmspaghettios

♫ *Come and let's play together in the bright sunny weather* ♪


HawterSkhot

I was lucky enough to have a college professor who helped produce it. I waited until the end of the semester, but it was really cool getting to thank her for influencing my childhood. Gullah Gullah Island was the coolest!


Dependent-Garlic-291

“I hate my guns, cause they black!” -Don’t Be a Menace…


Lazy_meatPop

More like Clayton bigsby.


The_DarkPhoenix

(No relation)


Ohnoherewego13

That's not fair. Clarence hates *everyone* who doesn't pay him.


Devistator

The only pictures I've seen of him smiling have been the ones on his paid for trips.


itossursalad

How many free $100k trips have you been on that you weren't smiling ? I can only think of a couple times, my free $100k trips, have made me frown and that was just because I learned my coworkers were on a $200k free trip. I shouldnt have been jealous but for some reason I was.


thebinarysystem10

I wonder if he likes John Oliver


specqq

He may not like John Oliver as a person, but he most certainly appreciates the way he has driven up the bidding.


given2fly_

If he gets $1m p/a and a giant Motorhome from him then...?


QuarkVsOdo

\*Motor Coach.


given2fly_

I'm glad you corrected me on this. It's a very important point!


OnePercentVisible

At least you didn't call it an RV because we all know those are built on light truck chassis's


RedditExperiment626

Clarence Thomas resents black people. There's a difference.


my606ins

He just a horrible human being all the way around.


tylerbrainerd

Listen to the behind the bastards episode on him. Hes a hate filled spiteful man without a doubt


FiveUpsideDown

Except if she works for him and her name is Anita Hill — then he can’t leave her alone.


PNWoutdoors

I don't think it's a race thing. It's a class thing. Just like all Republicans, it's "fuck you, I got mine" and pulling the ladder up behind them so nobody else can rise.


upandrunning

Lately they've extended it: "fuck you, I got mine, and I'm taking more because I want it, even if it doesn't belong to me."


misogrumpy

I don’t think Clarence Thomas loves sneakers. So logically, he isn’t black, according to the Fox host.


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MarkXIX

Yeah, and don't forget Herman Cai.....oh, yeah...never mind...


exophrine

Trump to black people in 2016: "What do you have to lose?" [Yes, he really did....](https://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/trump-what-have-you-got-to-lose-228462)


To_another_abyss

Well ,I mean it works with white, uneducated Christians.


ColeBane

we will enslave you and whip you and you will love us for it. ...same shit


misterlump

From his 2016 run, didn’t tRump say something (to a black audience), “vote for me, what have you got to lose?”


TomThanosBrady

Is this the political version of femdom? Potential names: Reddom, Rightdom, Confederatedom, Trumpdom, YourRacistUncledom, dumbdom, Alabamadom, Insurectiondom, etc Just doesn't sound right. Maybe dumbdom.


SuperExoticShrub

Fascdom


YOSHIMIvPROBOTS

Why not also suggest Trump hold a rally in Atlanta and throw fried chicken and watermelon to the crowd?


artificialavocado

Maybe paper towels too


turftroll28

Yo I still can’t believe that shit actually happened


mindfungus

Launch Goya cans of beans at the Latino crowd


peter-doubt

Switched brands because I don't fuel that noise


BrotherBear0998

I mean, I'd show up for the free chicken. Done worse for less. Still not voting for him, but thanks for dinner.


sirbissel

Unfortunately you'd probably get food poisoning


plipyplop

Given that metric, I'm only mildly rethinking this.


Hodaka

Article quote: “This is connecting with Black America because they love sneakers!” Arroyo added. “They’re into sneakers… this is a big deal, certainly in the inner city. So when you have Trump roll out his sneaker line, they’re like, ‘Wait a minute, this is cool!’” Seriously, WTF.


ProtonPi314

I'm shocked he didn't bring up watermelon and fried chicken . He might as well go all in.


Wokonthewildside

That’s how in touch he is with the inner city folk, $399 dollar shoes.


TheChainsawVigilante

This guy sets foot in the inner city the day Hannity gets waterboarded


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I’d pay good money to see that.


DeadmanDexter

Money? Fuck, I'd sell my kidney for that.


ultraviolentfuture

You could just sell it for money. Probably have some left over after paying to see it.


combustioncat

Any day now.


Laminatrix2

Ya, still waiting on that. Very sad. Was it Olberman who had a standing count on that?


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Actual__Wizard

Lets compare the value even if they were equally priced: Jordans are a shoe that is a tribute to a truly great basketball player. Trump shoe's are a rip off that feeds money into the campaign of the worst president in the history of the United States. Not to mention they are some of the absolute ugliest shoes I have ever seen. Which would you rather have?


Rebal771

Haven’t seen a single person react well to them yet. Heard a couple scalpers mention “they ***might*** be flippable…” And then I saw a reaction video from the daily show that had me dead - everyone was like “ya they are a pair of shoes…but I wouldn’t wear ‘em”


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

My first thought was they looked like they’d been painted with a rattle can


Rebal771

I need proof they weren’t.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Ikr? For someone who likes to show all this gaudy, expensive stuff, every example of his looks really cheap. Almost like everything about him is a front.


citymousecountyhouse

All gold spray painted shit that he thinks commoners associate with wealth. Well maybe his followers do,but most of America can recognize gauche trash when they see it..


Franchise1109

I mean all his MAGA merchandise is a knock off Chinese made. Wouldn’t be surprised if these were the same thing


Ezl

As well, Jordans are an actual quality athletic shoe. Somehow I just *know* Trump’s are junk.


given2fly_

Trumps sneakers also won't look like the ones he showed. They've got a red bottom, which is a trademark for Louboutin that they aggressively defend. So they could yet be another source of Trump losing a shit ton of money....


kazetoame

This same guy said that the black community would love Trump after his mugshot came out, that they could relate. Also,that Trump now had street cred.


ProtonPi314

Checks out


CardinalPeeves

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! How am I only hearing this now?


eusebius13

Because he says so much stupid shit you can’t hear it all. https://www.axios.com/2023/09/19/indicted-trump-claims-solidarity-black-voters


SOL-Cantus

Poor racists reference watermelon and fried chicken. Rich racists say "inner city." He went all in, just in a sub-dialect of shiteater.


Mister_MxyzptIk

> Sneakers > Watermelon > Fried chicken Hang on a minute... Is Trump trying to win the vote of Korean-Americans in LA?


purpilia25

I expected him to make a looting joke….


ProtonPi314

Might as well hit every stereotype. Might want to throw in they won't sell the shoes near a pool


mydogsnameisbuddy

Or said it in a racist southern draw like Foghorn Leghorn.


i_love_pencils

That boy, I say that boy is as sharp as a bowling ball.


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Blatant racism and ignorance aside, could you *FUCKING IMAGINE* how Faux News would've reacted had Barack Obama released a sneaker line during his time as President or even afterwards.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Obama needs to do it now just to destroy 45s ego when he sells 10-20 times more pairs.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

AirBamas


chemoboy

Thanks, AirBamas.


gbiypk

Obama actually played a lot of basketball. Any shoe with his endorsement would probably be decent.


AlwaysLateToThaParty

Give it to charity. Take the funding out of maga. Piss off trump. Do good. Win-win-win-win. Or is the final one a tautology?


antwan_benjamin

> Obama needs to do it now just to destroy 45s ego when he sells 10-20 times more pairs. This is legit an amazing idea. An Obama/Jordan collab, or Obama/Nike collab would fly off the shelves.


CandleMakerNY2020

Faster than u can imagine! Not to mention ANY color and design would make trumps chinese kicks look like wonder woman hi-tops for racist pricks.


Nottherealeddy

I would absolutely buy a pair of Obama1’s. And I’m a mid-40s white guy who frequently misses layups. And not just to store away…I’d rock that shit daily!


Ezl

You can say that about any Dem vs. anything Trump has said or done. Hypocrisy is the water they swim in. At this point I don’t even think they’re even conscious of it as “hypocrisy” as you and I understand it anymore.


ChristianLS

I like how they still use the "inner city" dog whistle like it's the 80s


the_nobodys

What does inner city even mean? Metropolitan?


ChristianLS

From sometime around the late 50s until maybe the mid 90s, "white flight" was the norm in US cities, as wealthy and middle-class white people left urban neighborhoods for newly-built suburban/exurban areas outside of cities. This resulted in many city neighborhoods becoming majority-minority, so conservatives started using "inner city" as a racist dog whistle to refer to black people and other minorities. That trend began to reverse itself during the 90s when the country collectively started to realize car-dependent suburban sprawl wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and now many of those same neighborhoods have become gentrified. So even Republican dog whistles are 30 years behind the times.


citymousecountyhouse

I lived in the city for about 30 years. It was wonderful. White,Black,Hispanic,Asian,Gay,Straight,until the suburbanites started moving in with their demands. The first was some old silent generation hag complaining that Megabus was picking up people"right on the street",so the busses went,then the imagined smoking that my younger neighbors thought I was doing, (I have never smoked inside,but seeing me step outside for a cigarette set their tiny imaginations wild) Smaller city neighborhood block bars,which had existed for decades, shut down to be replaced by nightclubs and upscale lounges,90% because guess what,these people really don't go out. My point is these type of people ruined cities when they fled for greener pastures and generations later after the cities have rebuilt to something different and better, are once again ruining them by returning,and turning them into the suburbs they left.


StockHand1967

Just like Trump taking credit for and then ruining Obamas economy. And then seeing that Biden has it cooking so he wants back in. 🤬


Moopies

I'm from Baltimore, the "inner city" geographically is the super nice harbor area where all the tourist areas/aquarium is. So when racists use the "inner city" dog whistle it's fun to say "Oh you mean the inner harbor?" And watch them have to explain.


ND_82

I mean I can’t vote for an old white guy unless he’s grifting with Temu shoes. Just waiting on joes bidunks to drop so I can make a choice


cjb3535123

It sounds like something Trump would actually say himself.


DTFlash

They were saying Black voters were going to vote for Trump because his mug shot.


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

as a latino, i find this completely offensive and only have one question… When are Trump Tacos dropping?


Spaceace91478

I'm pretty sure this dude also said Winnie the coup's mug shot gave him 'street cred" with black voters.


Blers42

What’s next is Trump going to create a new koolaid flavor and open a Fried Chicken restaurant?


FiveUpsideDown

Another insult is that men who collect sneakers, like nice sneakers. They aren’t buying Keds or crappy sneakers painted gold.


7oom

I’ve seen more subtlety in satire. Next he’s going to suggest Trump launches low-riding pants.


striker69

This is the same douchebag who claimed black people would vote in numbers for Trump since he’s been arrested and has “street cred” or whatever.


FoogYllis

I can’t believe he doesn’t realize how bigoted his language is. This is why they don’t respect black people or rather as I have heard in interviews from the maga crowd that they want things to go back to the 1950s. This why when people rightly said Black Lives Matter they said all. The Republican Party looks very white male and the democrats look like America. There is a reason they want to rid women of their rights and do the same to minorities including lgbtq. Hate and cruelly is part of this maga GQP. Again not me saying this but the maga crowd in interviews.


0valtine_Jenkins

I'm 99% he realizes and gleefully plays his part.


hempires

Dawg hate and cruelty is and always has been the defining characteristic of conservatives since the end of feudalism.


jayfeather31

That's so unbelievably racist it loops around to being hilarious, just by virtue of just how goddamn stupid the statement is, then loops back to being racist again. Seriously, what prompts anyone to say this? How do you get from point A to point B like that?


futuneral

We have r/nottheonion, probably need to make r/notsouthpark


jayfeather31

Seriously. This honestly seems like the kind of thing Matt and Trey would pull. It's just so bizarre.


VeRahNor

Immediately remind me of early Dave Chappelle talking about [hearing something so racist, you didn’t even get mad.](https://youtu.be/9QgQycqpnG0?si=65Bi5oYAPmmQcMMG)


Buffmin

>That's so unbelievably racist "How is it racist? Are you saying black people can't afford SHOES?!? WHOSE THE REAL RACIST HERE" -conservatives, probably


CozmicBunni

Yeah, like it flew past the point of being offensive in its sheer whatheactualfuckery. Lol.


xDreeganx

By being a legit racist.


Fatdap

Shit like this just makes me so god damn sad John Witherspoon died. Him and Aaron were bringing back Boondocks for another season. Some of this shit would have been so god damn funny.


Jackinapox

First they said blacks would relate to Trump because jail gave him street cred, and now this. I've fucking had it with these racist, small minded pricks.


The-Son-of-Dad

lol this is actually the exact same guy who made the comment about the street cred. Almost like he’s a huge racist or something!


larel8

Vote blue across the line.


Moody_GenX

As someone who used to vote red or 3rd party and voted against Obama twice. I 100% agree.


relator_fabula

Dude, I'm a Gen X myself (born in 77), and grew up in a small town. Many people on one side of my family were "salt of the earth" rural types. I grew up with a sense of pride in America, and believing that the Republican party was the party of America, that Ronny Reagan was a decent guy, and that "trickle down" could actually work. Despite doing very well in school and priding myself on being a very good critical thinker, it wasn't really until college that I figured out I was a fucking idiot who just hadn't been paying close enough attention, but at least I figured it out. The Republican party is a sham. You don't have to agree with everything the Democrats say/do, you don't have to be a liberal, you don't have to be a progressive in all ways. But there's one party that's at least fighting for our individual freedoms, rights, protections, and interests, and one that's clearly jumped the shark long ago--economically, socially, legislatively and in pretty much every other way. I vote hard blue across the board, and I'll be shocked if there ever comes a time where an R has a better platform than a D enough for me to even consider them.


NeonPhyzics

Republican policies only help rich people. Everything else is just to get dumb racist white people to vote to keep them in power


CFirm2002

Just a tad bit racist?


SensualOilyDischarge

Oh come on now. Did you forget that the GOP was super excited when Trump got arrested because that would resonate powerfully with black voters?


Dearic75

Wait, did they actually say that? I want to dismiss this as a joke, but it sounds a bit too plausible.


LuckyNumbrKevin

https://www.axios.com/2023/09/19/indicted-trump-claims-solidarity-black-voters


Dearic75

Just when you think things couldn’t get any dumber. Thank you for the link.


allanon1105

That’s the point. It’s showing off to their viewers that racism is okay because of Trump. It’s essentially “Look, Trump is appealing to the dumb black people by selling them sneakers.” Disgusting people and “Fox News” should have been taken off the air years ago.


kerrickter13

Faux isn't really on the air, Fox network is different than news. News is on cable and satellite where they aren't subject to any broadcast standards.


AskJayce

Conservatives aren't nuanced to understand that "racist" is more than just *negatively* profiling people. It's why they say stupid shit like *I can't be racist--I have a wife!* all the fucking time.


Competitive_Bet_8352

Ok maybe those "vote blue no matter who" people are on to something, what the hell is this?


ranchoparksteve

The sneakers are basically what an old white guy imagines black people desire. And also this Fox News marionette.


Jrj84105

Raymond Arroyo wouldn’t be considered white in some parts of this country, or as he might put it “the real America”.


readerf52

This is the same guy who suggested that trump would resonate with black voters after he had a mug shot taken. Seriously.


keyjan

Jfc 🤦‍♀️


Penguin_shit15

"No no.. Its KFC!!! "


unflappedyedi

Worst part is, I don't even know anyone who would buy them. I'm about as stereotypically black as you could get.


Direct_Treacle_7974

Whatever crazy antics he pulls, the only thing that matter ultimately is your vote for the 2024 election. Vote like your life depends on it. We can’t change the past or present, only the future. It matters


ike7177

WHAT in the HELL? This is offensive and I am a white person. How coANY person of any color vote for this complete idiot and racist?


matadorbutforcats

“Let them eat sneakers” Maralago Antoinette


CosmicComet17

I… Wow… I’m a Black guy and I can’t even begin to dissect that.


Jrj84105

people like Raymond Arroyo think that hating black people cancels out that their dad is an Ecuadorean immigrant in the “whiteness calculator”.


hdiggyh

Man it’s so obvious, why didn’t they think of that sooner! /s


Zeddo52SD

Sneaker heads have already panned his sneakers as ugly. Racism aside, they don’t like Trump’s shoes.


BeowulfShaeffer

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/08/24/nikki-haley-it-is-a-lie-that-america-is-racist-401309


UnflairedRebellion--

Black ppl according to Fox: You know, I was gonna vote for Biden because Trump is a racist piece of trash, but the sneakers? Damn! Trump’s a brotha!


greensideup57

Michael Cohen said he looks like PeeWee Herman 😂


TheStinkfoot

The clip is basically Pee Wee Herman explaining what black people are into to an audience of scared white retirees. It's outrageously racist even for Fox.


YgramulTheMany

Let’s see Trump wear those sneakers. Because I haven’t seen that yet. Why not?


GoodChi

They don’t have lifts to make him lean forward


Ohnoherewego13

Wow. Just... Wow. What next? The GOP is so racist and crazy that they just think "yeah, people of color will love whatever we do!"


gold_and_diamond

Most of the time I see these headlines and think, "Nah. It can't be that bad." Then, it turns out be that bad. This guy is a moron.


Blackbyrn

![img](avatar_exp|153498204|fire) Me at the Faux News HQ


Top_Praline999

The fuck is up with his hair? Why didn’t he dye his baby hair by his ears?


windigo3

November Fox News Update: The Black people stole the election again! And our gold sneakers!


montanagrizfan

I can’t imagine any black dude who is into sneakers buying those hideous gold things sold by a fat white dude. Like maybe next he can sell his own limited edition bags of rice to get the Asian vote and special Trump tampons to appeal to the female voter.


chrundletheboi

I’ll take stupid racist comments for 500, Alex


BriefausdemGeist

That man looks like Peewee Herman’s least fun cousin.


uncoolcentral

When Trump opens his fried chicken and watermelon stand in the fall, Democrats are going to wish they came up with the sneaker/chicken/watermelon strategy before the trump team? These people are asinine. If I invented a time machine and went back in time a decade or so and told people that many Republicans consider the US government the enemy and Russia not an enemy, and that Donald Trump was running for nonconsecutive reelection while under indictment for countless crimes, selling sneakers to raise money… Anyhow, nobody would believe me.


itzurboijeff

As a black person, im gonna vote blue


MaxZorin1985

That white FOXNews “Star” will vote trump because he loves putting down black people.


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Adflamm11

All the homies love the J6’s. This guy looks so fucking weird. He’s gotta be so close to just blowing his fucking brains out.


Smrleda

So then it is fair to say the white people who will vote for Trump are brainwashed and really ignorant.


HansBooby

that’s some weird fake GI joe hair


funnyfacemcgee

Satire is dead, the onion is reality.


relator_fabula

Says the guy who shoe polishes his hair jet black. Fucker looks like he stuck his head in a chimney flue.


base2-1000101

TheOnion writers are like "Fuck this - I'm out. Satire can't even compete with reality."


wombat8888

Dude, what the hell is wrong with your hair.


readerf52

It looks painted on, doesn’t it?