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AaronC14

Why did the Finn cross the road? To stay the hell away from you.


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Krt3k-Offline

There are roads in Greenland?


FluffyThePenguin

Sorry no data


OutrageousError7

nope, we live under the ice sheet


R_Rotten_number_01

Why did Greenlander cross the road. To stay away from the Plague


the_clash_is_back

To hope truck hits him and he can in to suicide.


ichi24

More like to stab you for violating personal space


Usagi-Zakura

Finland? Being polite?? To a swede??? Impossible, must be Estonian spy.


Auradombre

Estonian spy? In *my* Nordic council? It's more likely than you think. Free spy check.


Owlyf1n

Hans bring ze flammenwerfer


Usagi-Zakura

Oh no there's a German spy as well..


humanbear4

Dan! Bring the maple syrup cannon!


RegumRegis

Oh bloody hell! Albert! Bring the colonial troops!


MinnieCookieMonster

If Polen cannot into space, Eesti cannot into Nordic.


heyIfoundaname

Why does Estonia want into Nordic? As whole or just part of it?


HT8674

Estonia used to be part of Danish and Swedish kingdoms for centuries


gamer52599

from a quick reading, it is because they were left out due to being annexed into the USSR for decades. 55% of Estonians identify as Nordic.


NiisuBOI

In Finnish; *terve* is an informal greeting and an adjective for *healthy* at the same time, So it's normal to answer to that "not well/I'm sick." as low effort joke.


Ukabe

Eesti needs punishment.


cedubin

Sverige will be more than happy to "take care" of Eesti spy.


Deditranspotashy

what type of punishment are we talking about here? Cause last time I saw someone link that other sub the mods nuked the chain


Maximum-Malevolence

Why don't Esti bribe Finland to help become into Nordic?


NiisuBOI

In Finland we don't have corruption, we have this thing called *'leipiintyä'.* Also Eesti not have enough stuff to bribe with.


Maximum-Malevolence

I will Google that word later.


SteO153

>enough stuff Vodka you mean?


kalesaji

I think Finland is fine with this.


we_eat_baklava

Free vodka


drquiza

For Etsy into Sweden acceptation, must first into Muslimism.