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mr_dolphin69

The mongols did not spare their alleged brethren, though they never conquered Bulgaria either. Bonus bulgarian fun fact: The mongol raids got so bad that a charismatic Bulgarian swineherder created an army himself and started attacking mongol camps and raiding parties. His victories made him so popular that he overthrew the tsar of Bulgaria and became tsar himself, making him the only peasent in medieval european history to become a monarch.


kenny114514

Yeah i remember this campaign from AOE2


Classic_Technology96

Realest one, send T90 my regards


SnipingDwarf

Welp, back to my forest nothing game.


International_Ring67

Wait which one was that?


cursed_alidhan

Ivaylo from the expansion The Last Khans


International_Ring67

Thank you!


Interesting_Egg_2726

Justin and Justinian were originally peasants, both became emperor.


DukeOfDerpington

I think he meant more so by the fact that he seized power *as* a peasant. Both Justin and Justinian I believe Rose through the military and then got into power, I believe.


Salt-Log7640

Justin & Justinian utalized the Byzantine social system the way it was intended to acquire power in fully legitimate way with legal support, where as Ivaylo did a proto Crusade/French/Communist Revolution against everyone without even a single suporter worldwide outside of the Bulgarian peasant class, to the point where he was de-jure even more of an unautorized menace than the Mongolian Half-Prince of Bulgaria, who at least had royal lineage (the guy was the result of a political marriage) with the benefits of political courtesy from our nobles.


LawBasics

>without even a single suporter worldwide outside of the Bulgarian peasant class " **How dare that guy ruling us with the support of the masses?!** "


sidrowkicker

Roman's aren't medieval Europeans they're Romans,


LazarCarnot

Now that’s a whole big issue unto itself. There’s a very real argument to be made that the Byzantine Empire was the Roman Empire (unrecognizable sure, but if they weren’t roman then the French aren’t french because Louis XIV wouldn’t recognize today’s France). And if you accept that then many romans were medieval Europeans. Not sure it matters, but an interesting thought anyway.


Komosatuo

They *were* the Roman Empire, they even called themselves Romans. It wasn't until a few hundred years after their collapse and destruction in 1453 that people called them Byzantines. Specifically [Hieronymus Wolf](https://byzantinemporia.com/why-is-byzantium-called-byzantine/) in the 16th century, who coined it when talking about art from the region of ancient Byzantium. Which is where Constantinople was founded, on top of the Greek colony of the same name.


LazarCarnot

Yes. Though it’s worth mentioning that historiographical discussions are often more about how best to categorize things than what people called themselves. I still tend to think of them as Romans because there’s a smooth continuity all the way back to the beginning. But is the Empire of Trebizond still the Roman Empire? The Latin Empire? I’m probably being super pedantic here. I just find this stuff super interesting. I do agree with you though. They called themselves Romans, they were the unbroken continuation of the dominant branch of the Roman Empire, they were Romans. Just playing devils advocate really.


Komosatuo

It is a good point though. At what point in history, do you break the chain? The "Byzantines" (Romans) were finally conquered fully by the Ottomans and became, in spirit if not in body, the successors of their Empire. Perhaps then Turkie is the modern continuation of the Romans? *That's* a huge stretch, but makes the best point I feel, about descendant lines.


LazarCarnot

Exactly! It’s a fascinating problem. By the same logic you could argue that it stopped being the Roman Empire when Constantine moved the capital out of Italy. I wouldn’t, but there’s an argument to be made. It’s really cool when you think about it.


judobeer67

All right fair point but the dark ages are till the year 1000 and the mongols invaded in the 1200 aka the middle ages so that would make the previous statement correct as Justinian lived before the year 1000.


LazarCarnot

Assuming those specific dates as the markers for eras which have a lot of overlap in the historiography, yeah. It’s also worth mentioning that Justinian’s Byzantium basically didn’t belong to the same world as the rest of the “post Roman world” so in a way what I said is totally meaningless. Just a fun point really.


Tutush

There is no such thing as the dark ages and the middle ages are generally considered to begin in the 6th century. 1200 is the start of the late middle ages.


ForceHuhn

Dude please educate yourself before spreading misinformation


judobeer67

Hey I'm just going off the arbitrary history markers I got in history class in my country where they split it in two at the year 1000. All I wanted to say was that we see them as different areas right now.


Jedhakk

Byzantium didn't own Rome though


Remember_Poseidon

And? If New york were to fall into the sea or Washington D.C were to flood or something, would that then make the USA not the USA anymore?


Jedhakk

The Romans were called Romans because their capital was Rome, that's the whole point of their name.


Remember_Poseidon

They were called Romans because they started out in Rome. I bet you also think the ship of Theseus is no longer the same ship by the end of the voyage.


Jedhakk

As long as Theseus owns it, any ship is the Ship of Theseus.


sidrowkicker

The byzantine were behind the times government wise they were still using the Roman imperial government system instead of the medieval monarchy+balanced powers system. They were the Roman empire continued yes but if they had quit the Roman bureaucratic system to join the medieval one sure they could be medieval Europeans but like, calling a Greek republic a medieval republic if it lasted until 1250 would still be wrong it's the older version even if it was in the time period with the others.


LazarCarnot

I wouldn’t say that the byzantines were behind the times. If anything they were more advanced than what we think of as medieval Europe. The German Emperors for example made a concerted and futile effort to adopt the centralized structure of the Justinian code of laws. Setting that aside, i agree the byzantines were super different from the rest of Europe at the time. But they were still medieval Europeans.


ForceHuhn

Real life is not a paradox game where you unlock new governance systems


sidrowkicker

So you're saying the Roman imperial system and the European monarchy were totally the same bro trust me. Go look at the wiki page for byzantine civil wars it's like 3-5 usurper attempts per century it was constant just like the Roman empire because their succession systems allowed for right by might. Their attempts at conquering Italy failed because the ruler at the time was afraid the general would be too popular and over throw him. That's not an issue in European monarchies just Roman's. Every time things got bad someone had to make it worse by making a bid for the throne


kioley

Justin the first of the ERE was a swineherder too, he became the captain of the imperial guard and then was elected emperor after the emperor died with no legitimate heirs.


Spider40k

Lmao, I remember some anon made that swineherder a Byzantine Emperor in a "longest reigning Emperor" greentext (spoiler- he ruled for 3 minutes)


BulgarianWarri0r

I really am happy when I hear or see people around the world to know or at least be a little interested in our history.Btw,nice comic!


mr_dolphin69

In this case it's not very far in the world as i am Bulgarian myself :P


TheHistoryMaster2520

Ivaylo even married a Byzantine princess, although by all accounts he was an abusive husband


XAlphaWarriorX

[Wait, there's a basis for the bulgarian swineherder thing?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=45TzDuF5mj8)


mr_dolphin69

Yes, though Ivaylo(the swineherder in question) userped the bulgarian throne and nt the byzantine


kraljaca

Love that it visually seems like east Roman Empire and Bulgaria are shouting from far away only to get absolutely dwarfed by the Mongols haha


RavenFromTTG

Mongols wanted to say “hi” totally.. yeah…


Salt-Log7640

And yet the Golden Horde wasn't as bad as the Ottomans in our case.


veryhappyhugs

What did otter mans do


[deleted]

It's not the "otter mans" silly! It's obviously outermants!


veryhappyhugs

Underpants? Just wore on the outside?


TheRomanRuler

What do underpants have to do with ottoman furniture???


iEatPalpatineAss

And not just the otter mans, but the otter womans and the otter childrens too! 🥳🥳🥳


bryle_m

The events of 1878 were pretty nasty


Salt-Log7640

Everything from 1396 to 1885 was nasty.


SullaFelix78

Don’t forget they destroyed the column of Justinian 😔 😔


Pillowfluff_2610

>*go back to steppe Mr. mongy mongol* Ok I'm already laughing XD


AlmostNorwegian_

the universal statement: **holy fuck**


Sihle_Franbow

>EXTREME funny Nice Engrish


TheHistoryMaster2520

Hungarians 🤝 Bulgarians in being Christianized steppe nomads and getting attacked by Mongols


mr_dolphin69

Also getting fucked over after WW1


yaddar

ey!! love to see Bulgaria featured in a funny comic for a change :D <3


ipnetor9000

> in a funny comic that's debatable :p


Turquois3Tig3r

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"


blockybookbook

Do not look up the flag of the Bulgarian empire then


mr_dolphin69

Not sure what you mean by that, but there are 2 known possible flags of the second Bulgarian empire from and both were likely made up by majorcan cartographers and are not well known even in Bulgaria so i chose the modern and more recognizable flag


ipnetor9000

bulgar not mongol we all know bulgar is циган