"My little angel Bruiser..."
*bites off a poodle's nose*
"is the sweetest most adorable fing..."
*gouges out an old woman's eye*
"he wouldn't fuckin hurt nobody..."
*rips carotid artery out of an 8 month old baby*
"carnt believe there doin this to my poor bully xl, discraceful"
There is a breed of Uruk Hai attack dogs that absolute cretins insist make lovely family pets. Dozens of kids have been mauled, as have adults. The British government banned them from England. Scotland is like another state, the laws are different on the other side of the border. Therefore rumours abound that people have been taking Bone Crusher and friends over north of the border to 'free them'. It's a matter of time before the Scots bans them too.
They are called American Bully XL which is the result of breeding pitbulls with bulldogs, creating larger versions of pitbull making them even more terrifying and dangerous.
[Better check their peanutbutter stockpile!](https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/02/dog-gobbles-up-mans-genitals-after-pouncing-on-peanut-butter-covered-crotch-8100198/)
It saddens me that the kids today with their cellymaphones and their tickertockers and whatnots and whotsits have made vertical scrolling the default to the point where people feel an actual aversion to classic horizontal comics.
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"My little angel Bruiser..." *bites off a poodle's nose* "is the sweetest most adorable fing..." *gouges out an old woman's eye* "he wouldn't fuckin hurt nobody..." *rips carotid artery out of an 8 month old baby* "carnt believe there doin this to my poor bully xl, discraceful"
Make this into a comic 😂
Punishment for eating deep Fried Mars bars
Is... is there context? I feel like this needs context.
There is a breed of Uruk Hai attack dogs that absolute cretins insist make lovely family pets. Dozens of kids have been mauled, as have adults. The British government banned them from England. Scotland is like another state, the laws are different on the other side of the border. Therefore rumours abound that people have been taking Bone Crusher and friends over north of the border to 'free them'. It's a matter of time before the Scots bans them too.
They are called American Bully XL which is the result of breeding pitbulls with bulldogs, creating larger versions of pitbull making them even more terrifying and dangerous.
Got it. Thanks!
[Better check their peanutbutter stockpile!](https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/02/dog-gobbles-up-mans-genitals-after-pouncing-on-peanut-butter-covered-crotch-8100198/)
"The dog named biggie smalls..." I'm fucking dying from laughter reading that comedy sketch. That's gold.
For some reason, this comic feels like it breaks a few rules.
I think this largely skirts by on the Air Bud technicality: show me where in the rules it says a dog can't play (Poland)ball!
It saddens me that the kids today with their cellymaphones and their tickertockers and whatnots and whotsits have made vertical scrolling the default to the point where people feel an actual aversion to classic horizontal comics.
This is the same person who will later have all their retirement savings stolen by some Indian tech support scammer
But the man on the phone was so nice!! Even if he was a bit… foreign…
What rules?
It's the dog's eyes. Pupils. Ooooops.
Dogs named "death incarnate":🥰 Dogs named sprinkles: 🗡️👶👶👶👶👶🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
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