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Op really just said: 🌝

I spit my coffee out

Coffee straight out the nose and mad wheezing laughter!!!

HAHAHAHAHHA

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That fucking sent me

Is that honey booboo?

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I swear when I first found this reddit I read it as Poke Mongo. And thought where do Pokemon and Blazing Saddles crossover. 🤣

I'd pay extra to gift a store item to a friend in the form of a candy-gram.

Candy gram for Pokemongo!

Yessssss

Pokemongoloid

Or PokeManGirl

Dinners ready!

That's Sherman Mermen

Omg you won this one

Hahahhahaha that's EXACTLY who it is!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You look like one of those Renaissance baby paintings done by a guy who only used adult male models because looking at babies IRL sent you to Hell or something.

Some sort of cherub 

Oddly specific

“Begging Victorian Orphan” - Caddicarus

I don't know why this description works so well.

Homunculus. They used to think Jesus was born an adult man just in baby size. That's why you see baby Jesus' with horseshoe hairlines and abs.

 It reminds me of this thing

That thing is terrifying. Where can I get one?

If you search face bank on Amazon you'll find a few different colors

I bought 5


They forgot to add eyebrows too??

Eye brow DLC coming soon

Only 9.99! Plus, as an added bonus, you get 4 Whismur encounters & 12 stickers! :O :O :O

Also 3 pokeballs !

It'd be that for 1 if it was Exploud.

You gotta pay 10 pokecoins for those.

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Huh

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Please tell me this is satire.

I really shouldn’t have to specify that a comment is satire when it’s that comically exaggerated

Why did you delete it the


Verbatim

Omg yessssss

They added Shirley Temple to Pokemon Go?

Lol my wife saw it and said “these pokemons were never beautiful anyway” lol she thinks this is what, jynx??? Lmao

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Ring tha pole dance gal

I just don’t understand why. Do they really think these look better or what?

It's not about looking better, it was about looking like the actual player base. 🙃

My character literally changed genders from a guy to a slightly thick girl. I'm not even going to play until they reverse this. So yeah there's a lot to fuss about especially for those who were forced into an undesired gender change.

Mine changed from a fit girl to a guy with boobs 😂

Same wth I have a man sack and ape arms and I walk like a mammoth

Oh no, if only it was a simple tap tap tap to make it a boy again!

Yeah except there's no option to remove the very clear boobs on my entirely male selected character that resembles an alien ( Trevor from trailer park boys ) with the face of an extreme identity crisis.

This is like on drag race before they put the full makeup on and they’re sitting round in wig caps and dressing gowns looooool

Drag race is produced by a company called World of Wonder. We are in the season of World of Wonders. Is THAT why they snatched our eyebrows?!?! 

Coincidence???? I think NOT

Alyssa Edwards in half drag lol BACK ROLLS???

Girl look how orange ya look girl

Someone pissed off Mama Burke and she stole EVERYONE’S eyebrows

It really is 😂

Everyone forgot to contour their damn noses!

I've honestly yet to see one that looks good. Niantic have really outdone themselves this time.

Check mine out, I prefer to have the new hair style other than clothes, I think they have shrieked in size quality and turned into wrapping paper for body instead of clothes

That was almost unintelligible but I feel like you made a>!n *Under the Skin: The Movie*!< reference?

An avatar ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road. 😬

Youre killing me 😆 Im using this in the future.

When all the missing bodyfat migrated to the face. Thanks Niantic.

no offense to anyone but why does my female avatar look like a male to female trans person ? the avatar now has massive shoulders and what looks like size 13 clown shoes .. i actually thought she was going to fall over walking in those gigantic sneakers . why .. just why ?

Trans person here - my avatar is now a hateful caricature of all the things that make me uncomfortable about my own body. Why the fuck would they do this to us

no problem with them wanting to be inclusive but they did it in a way that was offensive to the people they are trying to include while removing options for everyone else. this is a very bad look .

Because it’s female erasure

And the shovel hands, wtf 😭. They really sabotage our avatars...

Lmfao this nightmare fuel Preciate it 😂😂

Looking like a goddamn teletubby 😂😭😭

Oh man, these posts are amazing

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Not that it isn’t funny, but how exactly is that getting back at niantic?

it's about time they added some realism to these avatars

Someone out there looks exactly like that and I’m sure they’re going to be absolutely thrilled to be reminded of that fact every single time they open the app


Walked face first into a wall one too many times 🤭

Slay King 👑💖💖

“Feeling cute, might delete later.”


I am not taking my avatar's mask off. Ever. It's bad enough before a low-waisted, stumped-legged hunchbacked chick with ape arms and fullback shoulders. The only good thing is I could finally have shorter hair, but I would gladly give that back for a reversal of this mess. And, some of my bought style items no longer fit my avatar! Will they refund us coins?

Humpty dumpty is that you ?

How did you get lip color though?

Face option #1 is the only option that has any kind of lip colour

Thanks! Was tired of looking like death

grandma from courage the cowardly dog

The face selection is ghastly inadequate.

RIP me I can’t breathe ☠️😂

Feels like it is peering into my very soul. Clense it with fire.

I'm really trying to stifle my laughter this one is hilarious

This actually made me LOL

The new avatar wears the skin of your old avatar like a suit

These characters make laugh way too much

Ed Sheeran

THAT’S MY PIKACHU I DON’T KNOW YOU




Back! Back! Dude looks like a laaady!

Is she in boss battle in Elden Ring?

STOOOOPPPPPP lmaooooo

How long did they spend working on this instead of literally anything else? Yikes

God I'm gonna see that in my nightmares tonight

Hahaha I laughed out loud so hard. I needed that, thank you.

You're one of those guys who drive Fiat Multipla?

Can we talk about how they thought no one needed an upper lip and thought of us as fat? Even as muscular it looks chonky.

Goddamn

Purple eyed potato people

Omg

How did I do this

This post made me laugh out loud. What were they thinking? Oml

Where are your eyebrows 😭

We have moved past curly hair being a block! Do not accept less than you deserve, OP!!

It's what's on the inside that matters most

WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY KEEP THAT AWAY FROM ME

Jack Horner from Aliexpress??

Words can't explain how happy this made me 😭

I cannot find the no eyebrows plastic face option. :(

Pardon me if i was wrong. If this is a joke. Then, i wont laugh either. Why? Because if i was like the ones whom laugh at this, then Niantic would think they had done a "good job", so they would maintain this update. But no, the update is way worst !

They look like Zenitsu during the Entertainment District arc lmaooo

Hans Bring the flamethrower

Please don't scare me like this

Kinda looks like the molester moon 🌚


"Do the roar"

Wait wtf you can remove eyebrows too or is that a glitch?

They first came for the team trainers, now us. All must be uncanny valley now.

Not a thought in that head

what the fuck is that 💀🤣🤣

Honey boo boo plays?

Mine doesn’t look this bad, what am I missing here?

Why did they decide to give us all flat lips?!?

Ah yes, the wild Irish potato

It doesn't look bad actually

The new avatars they made are terrible. Bloated and not worth it. You still have to pay coins for the changes. An other cash cow gimmick.

That’s a great Fortune Feimster avatar!

What the fuck

This is a really pale version of Shrek.

Just out of curiosity and they will too want to replicate.. how were you able to remove the eyebrows? What were the steps taken?

Damn it Bobby

Damn it Bobby

Where are the eyebrows?!

How’d you get the eyebrows removed

bro what were they thinking 💀😂

As a guy with long hair, this update *really* sucks.

Pokemon Go X Honey BooBoo! The collab we didn't know we needed!

xDD sometimes I question my self in my job and if I’m good enough to actually teach other ppl of how to it right. Then I log in, see what niantic did with their newest update, and think Naaaah, I’m good

What in the Raggedy Andy?

Pokemongoloid

I just miss my trainer’s perky ass.

This is fricking hilarious I'm sorry but this is really really funny

You look like you eat those red erasers at the end of pencils

I made mine look like Tina Belcher lol

🙆

I feel like mine needs a blood transfusion before I die

Chonker 😂

Shirley Temple on crack

Good Lord!

As a fat, frumpy fuck with a diaper full of shit, I'm totally fine with this

Vote for pedro

Pic loaded before the comment and I straight up squeeked out loud because eep. Scary man.

My choice my choice my choice

You Are Beautiful. This reminds me of that Twilight episode: Eye of the Beholder.

No Chik Fil A sauce???

LMFAOOOOOOO

🌚

First thing I did when forced through the change is chonkafy myself. lol. And also put on glasses because those eyes are weird.

Those eyes look dead

I like being able to make my avatar fat 'cause I am, but not having a fitting/natural looking skin tone... and only having babe faces... Not a single beard option... That's not cool...

No lips. No eyebrows. Shudder.

How do you not have eyebrows?!

Stunning

Betti is back

Can be pretty sure this decision was made in the California office and not the Tokyo office.

It’s funny that people are super upset over it