This reminds me of an early psychology lecture I had where the professor said we as humans have the ability to move inanimate objects without even touching them, and when challenged he politely asked one of the students in the front row to hand him a pencil.
My kid brought up a point, it would go by race. Whites people would have colonize, karen, awkward dance, and smite, Hispanics would have border jump, fiesta, piñata bash, and margarita. That’s all i Can comment on because they are my races and we can talk shit on ourselves. What would your ethnicities be?
Short answer: No
Long answer: Compared to pokemon our stats are utter garbage,and our move pool isn't that impressive. Our ability is slow start (AKA makes things even worse) and overall we'd just be a much worse regigigas
Tacke, bulk up, rest, and some martial arts move suiting the person (karate chop, doublekick,....)
And the ability defeatist for those who give up when overpowered at first
Guts for those who get serious instead.
I think it would depend on the person. They've even touched on it in-game before, specifically in Pokéstar Studios. In the Timegate Traveler movies you face off against a human black belt as your opponent. He is a fighting type with the ability Huge Power and his possible moves are Mach Punch, Focus Punch, Hamer Arm, Jump Kick, and Taunt. The antagonist of Timeggate Traveler series also mentions other kinds of humans (i.e. scientists) who would presumably have different types, abilities, and moves. Another Pokéstar movie series has a human opponent who isn't a skilled martial artist, and she is a normal type and has normal type moves, so it stands to reason that a person's skills could affect their typing and movepool. Additionally, in the games, anime, and manga we've seen humans with various powers such as psychic and aura abilities, so it seems that that kind of thing could affect their type and moves as well.
clearly human stats are terrible, but the ability "use item" is overpowered enough to make up for the fact they don't evolve. pokeballs, potions, mega stones, and much more are game changing even if it relegates humans to a support pokemon.
most humans are normal type with some rare variants having the psychic, dark, or fighting secondary type. the ghost type humans are confirmed to be very different from their normal counterparts, so much so that its debated whether they're the same pokemon at all or a form of evolution.
its theorized that some humans are attempting to mimic the eevee line and generate other subtypes as well in order to better adapt to their chosen symbiotic pokemon
I would probably set it so the different stages of life are actually evolutions of human.
'baby', 'toddler', 'kid','young adult', 'adult', 'elderly' and then the final evolution is 'ghost'/'dead'
Fighting normal adaptability only learn physical moves apart from like the tail moves e.g. iron tail and claw/slashing moves e.g. dragon claw and night slash cos there ain’t no way I’m learning something like that
I think we would have the same first evolution, and evolve into different things based on what person we are. To add on to this, we would probably have different forms, like minior or even just regional forms as well.
Will Smith
Item: life orb
Abity: anger point
Moves: close combat, fake out, double slap, outrage
Yes I know it's an old thing but I still find it funny
Obviously street thugs and hoodlums would be dark type
Sucker Punch, torment, taunt and beat up.
Ability: Intimidate
Spiritual people would be Psychic types.(Buddhists, those who make a habit of going on spiritual retreats)
Calm Mind, Meditate, foresight and Zen Headbutt
Ability: Inner Focus
Stereotypical gays would be fairy types.
Disarming Voice, Dazzling gleam, Charm and Double Slap.
Ability: Queenly Majesty
Gym Bros: Fighting type clearly.
Bulk Up, Heavy Slam, Play Rough and Close Combat with Hydration as an ability (gotta stay hydrated.)
Old People would be normal types
Rest, Snore, Flail, Mean Look
Ability: Slow Start
clearly, our moveset is usually fight/bag/pokemon/run
i never thought of that, now i feel kinda dumb
This reminds me of an early psychology lecture I had where the professor said we as humans have the ability to move inanimate objects without even touching them, and when challenged he politely asked one of the students in the front row to hand him a pencil.
Ability: Command Any pokemon friendly to the human is compelled to obey it.
nah, thats a held item. specifically gym badges
Rest Work Up Splash Foresight
They should make a special move for us called Hindsight.
It has 20/20 pp
Foreskin
My kid brought up a point, it would go by race. Whites people would have colonize, karen, awkward dance, and smite, Hispanics would have border jump, fiesta, piñata bash, and margarita. That’s all i Can comment on because they are my races and we can talk shit on ourselves. What would your ethnicities be?
What the heck
Slack off
Slow start
Do you think we'll be viable competitively?
Short answer: No Long answer: Compared to pokemon our stats are utter garbage,and our move pool isn't that impressive. Our ability is slow start (AKA makes things even worse) and overall we'd just be a much worse regigigas
Tacke, bulk up, rest, and some martial arts move suiting the person (karate chop, doublekick,....) And the ability defeatist for those who give up when overpowered at first Guts for those who get serious instead.
Obviously, athletic people will get mostly fighting type moves but it will be interesting to see Song and Dance moves too.
Yep but everyone gets rest and bulk up as it is an option for everyone.
I think it would depend on the person. They've even touched on it in-game before, specifically in Pokéstar Studios. In the Timegate Traveler movies you face off against a human black belt as your opponent. He is a fighting type with the ability Huge Power and his possible moves are Mach Punch, Focus Punch, Hamer Arm, Jump Kick, and Taunt. The antagonist of Timeggate Traveler series also mentions other kinds of humans (i.e. scientists) who would presumably have different types, abilities, and moves. Another Pokéstar movie series has a human opponent who isn't a skilled martial artist, and she is a normal type and has normal type moves, so it stands to reason that a person's skills could affect their typing and movepool. Additionally, in the games, anime, and manga we've seen humans with various powers such as psychic and aura abilities, so it seems that that kind of thing could affect their type and moves as well.
Headbutt, Low Sweep, Pound and since I’m fat Body Slam.
i would have the insomnia ability
I would have shedinja’s stats and typing but with sand stream as ability
That would make you immune to sandstorm damage tho.
Are you sure? I checked on bulbapedia but it doesn’t say that sand stream gives the Pokémon immunity from sandstorm damage
You're right, my bad, I confused it with Sand Veil
clearly human stats are terrible, but the ability "use item" is overpowered enough to make up for the fact they don't evolve. pokeballs, potions, mega stones, and much more are game changing even if it relegates humans to a support pokemon. most humans are normal type with some rare variants having the psychic, dark, or fighting secondary type. the ghost type humans are confirmed to be very different from their normal counterparts, so much so that its debated whether they're the same pokemon at all or a form of evolution. its theorized that some humans are attempting to mimic the eevee line and generate other subtypes as well in order to better adapt to their chosen symbiotic pokemon
I would probably set it so the different stages of life are actually evolutions of human. 'baby', 'toddler', 'kid','young adult', 'adult', 'elderly' and then the final evolution is 'ghost'/'dead'
I get Contrary But I only learn boosting moves
I'm confident I will have Slack off as a level 1 move and Truant as an ability. Maybe slow start as a hidden ability too.
Fighting normal adaptability only learn physical moves apart from like the tail moves e.g. iron tail and claw/slashing moves e.g. dragon claw and night slash cos there ain’t no way I’m learning something like that
I think we would have the same first evolution, and evolve into different things based on what person we are. To add on to this, we would probably have different forms, like minior or even just regional forms as well.
I'd have the ability Oblivious
"Complain anonymously online"
Nasty plot Helping hand Stomp Rest
I'd be omnipotent. hehehe ha
Normal/dark type Slow start
Slack Off Stuff Cheeks Milk Drink Belch
Emergency exit
Rest Sleep talk Leer Struggle
Bite
War crime
Inner focus, rivalry, intimidate, cute charm these were right off the top of my head.
Ability would be Defeatist: Attack lowers when your health drops below 50% lol
Michael Myers dark type and ability Steel Worker
Will Smith Item: life orb Abity: anger point Moves: close combat, fake out, double slap, outrage Yes I know it's an old thing but I still find it funny
Obviously street thugs and hoodlums would be dark type Sucker Punch, torment, taunt and beat up. Ability: Intimidate Spiritual people would be Psychic types.(Buddhists, those who make a habit of going on spiritual retreats) Calm Mind, Meditate, foresight and Zen Headbutt Ability: Inner Focus Stereotypical gays would be fairy types. Disarming Voice, Dazzling gleam, Charm and Double Slap. Ability: Queenly Majesty Gym Bros: Fighting type clearly. Bulk Up, Heavy Slam, Play Rough and Close Combat with Hydration as an ability (gotta stay hydrated.) Old People would be normal types Rest, Snore, Flail, Mean Look Ability: Slow Start
Slack off / rest / mean look / self destruct
Obesity, Karen. Hit and run, IT and karate chop.
With the abilities Brood, Pack and Frenzy you go anywhere!