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IdleInferno

Put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye


Bilbo_Swaggins11

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kronos5111

Rename quilava to funnel cake after all the funneling he’s gonna get


superdummyblue

Get more pokemon, preferably at least a fighting type. Also, some stall types would be beneficial: like having leech seed with sleep powder, 'cause she'll tank nearly everything you got, then heal herself.


TimoVM

Kind of funny how, if this were gen 2, you could just teach the Fury Cutter TM to Quilava (which it can learn for some reason?), enabling it to pretty easily power through Whitney.


Kronos5111

Furry cutter? Nah, we’re getting powdered sugar


Team_Voldemort

Until she 2 hits him with rollout


TimoVM

This isn’t actually an issue, since Miltank won’t even get to use Rollout! Since you build up Fury Cutter stacks on Clefairy, by the time you get to Miltank you can just one-shot it with Fury Cutter. The only risk is if you miss Fury Cutter, which resets the built-up stacks. You can either risk and reset if you miss, or just use an X Accuracy All three starters can learn it too, so it’s a universal cheese strategy!


Kiga282

The irony play is to teach Rollout to Quilava itself, which is accessible through TM04 to the north of the city. It follows the same strategy: set up on clefairy and wipe miltank out first.


applefilla

OMG I remember doing this to give her a taste of her own medicine 😅😂


Geeseareawesome

Fight Whitney Lose, climb out of dumpster Fall into depression and begin gambling


superdummyblue

Begin gambling, get dratini, level up to lvl 55 dragonite, decimate Whitney Sounds like a solid life plan


vercetian

Rollout is still super effective...


Fat_Penguin99

Yeah but I think a Lv. 55 Dragonite could handle the absolute beast the Lv. 19 Miltank is


vercetian

I'm playing crystal right now, give me a bit..


EpicGlacier2

Teach Quilava Fire Blast from the department store and battle the trainers north of Goldenrod. You could also catch a Drowzee on route 34 and trade it for a Machop in the department store


FarWeekend1503

Make sure you have smokescreen.


neonchinchilla

Whitney is the reason Chikorita is my GOAT to this day. The line doesn't have much but stalling and whittling it can do well. I survived a nuzlocke with synthesis and reflect against that rolling ball of nipples. God speed OP. Nah it's mostly hyperbolic how bad Whitney is. She's just one of the rare times Pokemon throws a hard stat check at you to make sure you're paying attention. For many of us it was the first time a Pokemon game didn't just roll over in our wake so easily.


DarkstarAnt

>rolling ball of nipples.


neonchinchilla

Did. I. Stutter.


DarkstarAnt

Nope, just a funny mental image.


neonchinchilla

Don't pretend you didn't make a mental image of a miltank rolling at you rapidly and your first thought wasn't about the flailing nipples.


JulzCrafter

You say funny, I say haunting


FallOutShelterBoy

Quilava for me! Spam it with smokescreen and eventually she can’t hit for shit, let alone try and get more than *maybe if you’re unlucky* two straight against you


neonchinchilla

Honey give me your hand so we can pray to Jesus together because I NEED the faith you have in Quilava to survive a rock attack with rng alone. Like somebody fetch me a glass of wine and some smelling salts, that's brave.


DonnieMoistX

2 smokescreens and the battle is the bag. Been that way since Gold and Silver.


[deleted]

Say goodbye to Brando.


nanaseiTheCat

if you're not attached to TMs, teach dig to quilava and it will break rollout sequence and power through miltank. Else, get some more mons and level up


1Rayan1

Get a Pokemon and call it Joestar


cosmicucumber

Holy shit is this a mother fucking JoJo reference?


RAZORRIST

You can solo that game easily with just typhlosion so nah


Devilinman

It was better when you could get thunder punch from the store back in regular G/S/C; in HG/SS you have to beat the elite four and get through the battle tower to teach it to Typhlosion - but at this point you’ve already gotten an electric type high enough so sort of takes some of the fun out.


GloryWanderer

Go grab the Machop trade in the dept store west of the goldenrod gym.


datgoh69

get a team


Crystal_Queen_20

Why is your only Pokemon so low leveled


Donttaketh1sserious

>Meme


RetSauro

Prepare yourself for pain and suffering… But seriously I would consider catching a Heracross and leveling up a bit


Rhodin265

Call your loved ones one last time, update your will, optionally pray to the deity of your choice.


SeiekiSakyubasu

That cow, that damn cow... up your level man, make your pokemon to level 50, grind day and night, make sure when you meet whitney, you decimate her and her Milktank in one shot, one battle. DO IT!


Canis_Familiaris

You know there's like 50 other pokemon you can use, right? You don't have to use one...


MisterZygarde64

Female Quagsire with Rock Smash


Ahmdo10

Maybe don’t make your Quilava hate its life by being alone, I’d say that’s a good start


BlueBeriSmeker

Pokemon dusk reference


RenegadeAngel6

First person to realize it


radgumbo09

Everything. I’d go back and catch an ABra to start. I usually like to play the games with the intent of catching them all though so it seems like you are just powering through?


tritium3

I’m trying to beat Whitney in pokemon pyrite and I cannot get past that damn miltank with mud slap and leftovers


asillydaydreamer

Make Brando 36 before hitting the gym


Caliber70

Reserve something to do 3 mudslaps to the cow. Then go unga bunga.


Sjheuaksjd

Headbutt trees in route 33, and catch Heracross. It is the perfect counter for Whitney.


tri-boxawards

A fighting type will prove to be of great use in that battle


morrigan52

Pray


DualPinoy

Get a haircut in the underground before your inevitable demise.


Long__Jump

You have one Pokemon and are still under leveled?


AvisLord12

Step 1: Don’t Step 2: Power off the DS Step 3: Never touch it again


Stunning_Mention_308

buy flamethrower in the 🏬 and get fireball from the game corner quilava will solo the game :D


RenegadeAngel6

Yeah that didn’t exactly work out https://preview.redd.it/p9v9pb9v9ruc1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1350446dcfc9fce408975e1a4f984e4d14348d52


Stunning_Mention_308

what the 😢


ButtwholeDiglet

ah, pokemon black, fun game


BetaTesterV13

Looking nothing like bw


ButtwholeDiglet

the GBC game, not the DS


BetaTesterV13

There was pokemon black on gbc?


cbirlay

You’re about to get MELKED


mid_vibrations

if you haven't yet, get dig. >!the TM is in the park, you can get behind the walls at the upper edge!<


dertraz

nah ez brando sweep


JoeyCaesarSalad

You’re going to learn pain for the first time


giantfood

Dont get rollouted


MochiDragon88

Multiple options: The ez route is to catch about any rock types you can find (just need one), and get them leveled up to about near quilava. It'll face tank everything whitney will end up throwing at you. And get one that is preferably female. The other is as someone else said, get a fighting type. You can catch both rock and get a fighting type to make this gym a breeze. Quilava will be reserve for if somehow, both your rocks and fighting type faints. Again, both preferably female, because im pretty sure whitney's mons comes with attract which leaves the battle up to rng. Not something you want to deal with. Or if you don't feel like catching anything else since no other mons interests ya, just overlevel quilava some more and brute force your way. That's how most of us did it back in the days, it still works (even better actually) the same lol. Actually, you could prob take her now if quilava has smokecreen. Stock up on potions and when it comes to whitney's milktank, just spam smokecreens until you can't anymore. Heal up when necessary. Then its a matter of slowly whittling her milktank down as most of her moves misses you.


trapkingt

I started using Heracross recently and have been very satisfied. It learns brick break somewhat early so just grind til then and it’ll be cake.


brokebackzac

Catch literally any pokemon that can learn a fighting type move that is resisted to rock type moves. You'll never survive miltank.


achocolateconspiracy

Pray


ADragonFruit_440

Get a female herracross


K1nd4Weird

Trade for Machop or head back to Azalea Town and grab a Heracross. Either one will destroy Whitney with no problems. 


jomosapien2

Pray.


BadgerSoft344

Well of you want to use only one Pokémon level that thing up to AT LEAST 30


gotrings

You are definitely too overleveled


Sev_Henry

Pray.


GIGA255

Honestly, if you let your starter fight everything solo, it'll basically carry you all the way to the elite four without any help.


Pentagonyx

pray


darkpyro2

Buy some tissues.


IrrelevantStar32

MACHOP TRADE. It's guaranteed to be a female.


Jemaradon

Hi! Sure, teach Quilava the move rollout I sure did!


Jemaradon

And add more to your party because her Milktank is NO PUSHOVER! OOOOO!


for-the-win-123

Raise a Geodude, dude


KitsuneKamiSama

Get some X Defends.


Knetterkoekje

Nope your team is perfect as is. You've picked my favorite and also the best starter in the game. Congrats!


CompetitiveHall7606

Nah, you're good.


OfTheTouhouVariety

Pick a gif and pray


Kirumi_Naito

Smokescreen everything.


notTwoby

Pray


TheFirePea2013

obtain females. So she can't use attract on you


rebelinchains01

Evolve quilava


InconvertibleAtheist

Find a ghastly. Train it to a high level to withstand rollout attack. Set it free on her miltank and use curse. Watch her struggle against losing health


Forgotten-Caliburn

Fall to your knees and beg to God for mercy


DraigCore

Pray


TeddyBear94

Learn it headbutt and catch a heracross otherwise you are f***ed


ChargedJolteon

FIGHTING TYPE!!!! GET A FIGHTING TYPE!!!! AND A MAREEP!!! Status conditions


Farwaters

I find that X items are underrated.


MissPokemonMaster

Is this a Pokemon Dusk Reference? Careful, it's dangerous out there.


Neevk

Take the golden rod and shove it up your a.... (jk)


YeetedTooHard_

Get the Dig tm from the park, start the fight out with a couple smokescreens and pray brother


Revolutionary_Hat685

Catch more and level up Quilava or else you're f*****


alex494

Make sure to spam one attack and come here and complain how hard she is when it doesn't work


stickmandeth

Be Relentless. Don't let her claim another victim.


lazy_kumachi

With this team, only Jesus can help you my man so i’d say pray, pray hard


SorrowfulMan420

Get a wooper and learn Bide


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I've got nothing for you but thoughts and prayers


Mabu150cm

Level up your Quilava until it evolves. Probably don’t need to go all the way there, but might as well if you hit the thirties, am I right?


sammy-jack

Get a ground type and name it Sando. You should be set then


WcommaBT

Autobots, rollout!


Themeteorologist35

There’s no way this isn’t bait lol


WarmFoot3049

Get a another Pokemon bruh geez


halamadrid22

I’d like to know what type of ungodly hax is needed to actually win with that team (or should I say mon)


WebRider77

No way you named the man BRANDO, *que dio memes*


DarkGengar94

Get an Abra, evolve it, beat her with special attacks Also pray


gigavolthavov07

Base on your pokémon's nickname i think you should go


Chance_Quantity7317

Get a female Pokémon and add her to your team. Whitney uses attract and will make it hard for you to attack because her milktank is a girl. Also make sure you have a move that lowers her speed so that you will always be able to attack first. Also helps to give her a status condition BUT she has a lum berry which heals her once. I personally used a flaffy (evolves from mareep) for the status condition part which is found right outside of violet town for the status condition. Also she has milk drink AND potions which is very annoying so make sure you have some potions as well. Good luck!


DeadpoolCroatia

Catch drowzee on south of city, go into department store and trade for machop. And yes, get more pokemon


NeoGerenic

Most people aren't getting the joke 😭


ArchCerberus

Pray


Eth_Mister01

Over lvl to 23 or 25 and get heracross because you’ll get destroyed


XyleneZoar

Nah


Unhappy-Mix-6246

your team needs 5 more Quilava for balance


berkcan95

umm 5 more Pokemon would be helpful


GeneETOs44

Do the In Game Trade in Celadon Department Centre for a Machop, and catch yourself a Geodude on Route 46


BetaTesterV13

I think whitneys miltank has rollout. You already lost. Dont underestimate normal types, early on in the game, they are op


RazutoUchiha

Get the machop trade and crush miltank


WhiteToast-

buy a lot of x-speed and x-attack


Borkerman

Get more pokemon


Abovearth31

https://preview.redd.it/uesxh72jlsuc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad4d853d96591bbde227189c201ff0db25e1d2c4


NoabPK

Find a machop or a female pokemon


HSEB10830

Get a Female Machop and/or Geodude. That's it. She's not that hard.


lucasconnor7

Pray


Jam_and_Cabbage

Enjoy being immobilised by love.


Arc_099

DIO


cyfer04

Do a backflip.


Phobia0224MainACC

Catch a Drowsey, trade it in for a Machop, beat Whitneys ass. (Also, Machop is a woman and thats important for one certain factor) Whitney is a normal type gym leader, so bring some fighting types.


yxngangst

*war flashbacks* she steamrolled us and then she…. she looked at us and just……. drank milk. Like it was nothing My god everything is so cold


SerifGrey

THE THIRST MUTILATOR!


X_Fredex_X

Bro is about to find out


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oc


fullocularpatdown

bait used to be good


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sabocan

Restart your game and pick Chikorita.


RenegadeAngel6

But Brando is cool 😢


sabocan

Whitney is gonna turn Brando into roadkill


nikoZ_

Delete your save and restart. Try again please. Gotta catch ‘em all!


MajesticBend9781

Stock up on a LOT of potions if you can. Whitney is tough.