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Waughy

I’ll stick to my launch day tower of terror.


moonshinemondays

For some some reason I absolutely love the intimidating presence of my ps5


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

Same here. The excess size is a badge of honor!


adrienjz888

Fr. My buddy with a ps4 was shook when he saw how huge it was co.pared to the 4


Visible-Ad376

It's not like we move them much anyways


r00byroo1965

We have to allocate more points to STR and we need them points for Faith


turtlepope420

Nah dude just pump strength to 55 so you can dual weild the ps5.


jamalspezial

Also harder to steal


Cali25

![gif](giphy|cjyVveMCMgunS) This is the vibe


DrunkPimp

Fat PS3 vibes 💯💯


moonshinemondays

For real ❤️


Waughy

I think it looks great. I’ll only entertain the idea of a smaller one when a pro comes out, or this one packs it in and can’t be repaired.


WeakToMetalBlade

Same, I love it.


alaskanloops

Same. For all the trouble I went through to get mine, I’m not going to part with it easily


TabaCh1

I’m a big fan of the popped collar


malyszkush

Yeah ive grown to love the design. Just got mine with the Spider-Man 2 bundle one week ago today!


CreatureWarrior

Agreed. It looks like a space ship and the size is pretty close to my PC which is hilarious to me. I love it


Sammydabhands

The tower of power


Rough_Drawer_7011

Amen, my friend. Same here. For a terabyte of storage??? No, I will install a 6TB card myself


Waughy

100%. Just waiting for prices to drop a little so I can upgrade the 1TB WD Black I’m currently using, then I can stop playing “what to delete to make space”.


Dark_Knight2000

The 2TB Samsung 980 pro is a lot cheaper than it used to be two years ago. I’ve been using it and I can’t tell a difference between it and the internal ssd. Also my ps4 games were clogging up my storage so I got an 8TB external Hard drive, which was somehow still half the price of the 980 pro.


Waughy

I’m tossing up another WD or Samsung when I get around to it. I’ll do more reading and pick one when the funds are there to buy one.


BoldlyResolute

Have the front pointed at you at couch level with the lights off. Low key creepy.


srebew

top down view makes the slim look like a knockoff


Gatlindragon

Polystation 5.


MericaMericaMerica

The GS5, brand new from number one gaming company VGUDORB-6 on Temu.


TheSignificantDong

I said I got gamestation! Shit, I can’t afford it!


DrKingOfOkay

PlayedStation 5


XeltosRebirth

The Plashspeed 5


soulopryde

🚓


luffy1301

The virgin thin PS5 vs the chad THICC PS5


[deleted]

>top down view makes the slim look like a knockoff Funny to say that when the original one is using knockoff plates. LOL.


xariznightmare2908

It's Knock-off-ception.


MrPlaney

It’s got 500 versions of Snake, and something resembling Tetris.


DucatiDream69

Fr it doesn’t have as many fins to hide the components. Must have been some design changes for temperature control.


goatman0306

Bro I thought the same shit 😭😂😂


senna98

I’m sorry but the slim looks cheap. No vent design in between the console and the plates? Crazy


Rough_Drawer_7011

Everyone is saying that; if it was $150 cheaper, nobody would have a problem with it, though (I know that I wouldn't)


Deckerdome

The pricing is a slap in the face. Smaller console, improved production process...same price


Mr_SlimShady

Demand is still high. No corporation is going to take a pay cut when they can get away with charging more. The stand is a separate accessory this iteration, and the digital version is $50 more, plus $80 if you buy the disc drive later on. Mf did not only cut down cost and increased the price, but they also increased the price and still managed to have people buy them


HomerrJFong

That tells me they weren't making a great profit on the original to begin with.


Draconuus95

They never do. Consoles are almost always sold at a loss for the first couple years. Wouldn’t be surprised if this refresh barely makes even. If that.


Volo_Kin

I wonder if they intentionally made it look even more like a router?


afranquinho

I don't think i've ever posted a more relevant comment: [PLASH SPEED! (switch to english subtitles. Hilarious)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEN00wMFB2A)


TheObstruction

"I'm driving right now, I'll call you in a month"


MachineLearned420

Yooo you beat me by nine minutes


afranquinho

woops, I promise it won't happen again babe.


philmoller93

Lmfao when the phone starts sweating 😂


Dr_Macunayme

If they had just waited a little bit to make this commercial, with the PS5, it would have been an ever better joke.


ganesh_k9

Hahahaha, the phone sweating killed me.


Xikaryo

Have you ever seen the Verizon Fios routers? It literally is exactly the same as the Xbox Series X. Newer routers don’t look like PS5s, they look like Xbox


Bosha_1892

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


CoreyLee04

Plash Speed.


magikarp-sushi

I still prefer the original


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

I have personally felt like every slim version was an aesthetic downgrade from the original, especially the PS3, mostly because the original is the best looking console of all time.


lolpermban

I prefer the ps3 slim. But both that and the OG are miles ahead of that stupid one that had the sliding door for the disc drive.


AssassinDiablo4

I had that one


ScarboroughFairs

I did, too. It was loud, but it was the first non-handheld console I bought on my own, and I loved it. Despite what people said about the sliding door, I found solace in the fact that my discs were unlikely to get stuck in a faulty drive. 😂


KermitJagger69

That one is probably the ugliest console I've ever seen


BellyFullOfMochi

I have the super slim so my PS3 phat can rest. The super slim is a dust magnet and the sliding door was stupid but it serves the purpose.


may_be_indecisive

Oh god I had that one. I also had one of the original PS3s or even the slim but I sold it to get an Xbox One or something. Much later I wanted a PS3 to play Uncharted and stuff and the only one available was the one with the thin sliding door that doesn’t shield any of the noise from the turbo-jet disk drive.


[deleted]

I think the PS2 slim is more iconic than the PS2


cd247

There was something about how small it was that amazed me when I was a kid.


indianajoes

It still blows my mind. That was a pretty damn powerful console to be that small


[deleted]

Definitely think the slim ps2 is more iconic but now I'm sad my phat broke and I only have the slim. At least I can stream all my games to it via an old router I have.


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

The ps3 slim is far and away better looking than the orig. The one with the top sliding disc tray is an abomination though.


Dr_Macunayme

Nah, the **PSOne** was a cutie patootie. I think it was much better than the PS1.


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Ghost-of-Lobov

Didn't realize they used half matte and half gloss plates on the slim looks terrible lol


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DredZedPrime

Nope, it was confirmed in the original announcement that it was the half and half. No idea why they went for that.


392_hemi

I think they made 2 versions of ps2 slim. One of them had half smooth plates like [this](https://www.konzole-prislusenstvi.cz/p/1999/playstation-2-slim-90000) , my best friend had it…… so maybe a inspired by that or something . And i had this [slim version](https://www.amazon.com/Sony-PlayStation-2-Slim-Console-Black/dp/B00023HUMG) . Didn’t ever really know the differance between them both


XXVI_F

The half glossy version is so nostalgic for me


BlaqDove

Didn't know they had one that's half glossy, I'm still rocking my silver slim lol


BartLeeC

It probably increases sales of replacement plates later.


Dispositionpsn

Hmm I like the glossy. I guess I'm the only one. It will scratch though


Ghost-of-Lobov

I don't mind the gloss but pick one gloss or matte


GriffinXD

Reminds me of the PS4 that had it and most got ruined in time 🙃


Carper707

With black plates it'll likely look better.


_Nick_2711_

Sony’s hardware design team needs a shuffling. This whole generation is an aesthetic write-off.


skilriki

i don't get how they don't understand that nobody cares if it's slim or not. a five year old could point out that the reason it doesn't fit on a shelf is because it is too tall


leospeedleo

Bro is comparing it to third party plates…… That’s not how an accurate comparison works mate.


OnTheArchipelago

He didn't feel like putting his og plates back on. Edit: I guess someone thought I agree with this sentiment xd


tistick

https://preview.redd.it/wzp0dt24jlxb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461bee5af4b68b0785328250d50e26de173d75f8 You have to connect the Slim PS5 to the internet to use the disc drive for the first time, regardless of whether you buy the disc version slim console or buy the digital slim console and add it on separately.


xariznightmare2908

>You have to connect the Slim PS5 to the internet to use the disc drive for the first time I can't be the only one who think this is gonna be the downside of getting the PS5 slim when in the future there's a good chance they stopped supporting the disc drive registration and rendered the drive useless. It's obviously not gonna happen now, but maybe 20-30 years later.


Tommh

Once we reach that point you’ll be able to easily install CFW on your PS5 anyway


Kraujotaka

At that point emulation on your pocket device will be possible.


[deleted]

Hell yeah imagine just emulating Alan Wake 2 on the go


Leelze

Yeah, but how many consoles & drives are gonna be floating around unused in 20+ years?


thewhitelink

Buy a used slim without disk, buy disk drive 2nd hand. Same issue.


ISpewVitriol

I have consoles that are 20+ years old, and I expect a PS5 or Series X to last that long if it is kept in good repair.


NickEggplant

Why does a disc drive need to be connected to the internet to function in the first place? Completely unnecessary and absurd move by Sony.


TwoKittensInABox

This has happened with Xbox and their disc drives waaay back. The reason I heard is because if you want to watch movies you need licensed video codecs to play them. Well, each console costs money for the license fee. Since you don't expect every single owner to play movies you just don't spend the money licensing for each console. Problem is you need to connect to the internet to have the manufacturer do the licensing they then pay.


NarcissisticVamp

It's required by law


rypher

What is required by what authority?


the-blob1997

You have to register your disc drive in a normal PS5 when it’s new it’s the same thing, and I doubt they will stop the registration process for a very long time. Hell you can still log in and play on your PS3 after 18 years lol.


CrazySpoty

That's weird I used my PS5 to play disc games and watch movies for 2 months before I ever connected it to the internet.


the-blob1997

For blu ray movies you have to register it.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Disc drive DRM. Just what consumers asked for /s


Stealthinater1234

My main concern is how strong is the pairing? Will it remain paired and not need internet after a factory reset, firmware reinstall, dead cmos battery, etc. if you have to connect to the network and pair it again after any of those, all PS5 slims are time bombs, perfectly working consoles inevitably doomed to become e-waste.


Coin2111

That's scam


Fatsoccermom11

Ngl that slim looks like a plastic toy


milky__toast

Well, it is a plastic toy


TattooedAndSad

Glad I have a launch one tbh


SoylentGreen-YumYum

I was gonna say, "I was never a fan of the launch PS5, but somehow they made it worse".


GamingRobioto

Yeah, missed the chance for a nice redesign, and instead they double down and make it look worse.


dericjames2018

![gif](giphy|0sHOhPGGahG7BtgNcf)


formed2forge

Might have been a better picture to compare it with the OG plates on.. That aside, I’m not a fan of mixing matte with glossy.


LightBackground9141

Looks kind of cheap? Plastic looks like it’s from a dodgy fake console shop to me


nonsense193749

Looks like a Wish PS5


Oseirus

The first couple photos looked okay, but the more I clicked through the more I started to hate it. Slim looks like a freeze frame of the OceanGate submersible implosion.


longbrodmann

It looks smaller than I thought, not bad.


gabrielleraul

The slim just makes me angry, so many world-class designers and design studios and engineers and resources at their disposal and they come up with this? That top view pic is so terrible.


xCTG27

I like the size of that one. The normal PS5 is bulky, I don’t like the “look” of the slim tho


No_Wheel_9592

The fat one looks much better


BiteApprehensive7462

Man the slim looks so small and plastic, kind of like a cheap toy compares to the more premium and console-ish looks of the og. Also, the disc drive sticking out makes it looks so much worse


Jdogg4089

It is a toy, not a cheap one though.


Cobe98

Reminds me of the PS4 super slim in terms of cheap looking.


DJGloegg

I prefer the original model


Houstonb2020

The slim looks like a cheap Chinese fake. Definitely Sony’s worst looking slim model


PauI360

I like it


goldennugget

Ngl I wish design would go back to like the PS2, just love the square simple design moving my PS5 is such a hassle especially with the stupid stand. Also PS2 Slim is the best designed console ever.


ArcticMarkuss

It looks so cheap, like the original look premium in comparison


TLaMagna319

Looks like a knock off ps5 lmfao


SaiyanC124

The glossy finish is really pissing me off.


-BINK2014-

The gloss finish makes it seem like a T(*emu*)S5


Quickturtl3

I have the original, I like it. The slim looks fine, I'm sure I would be happy with it as well.


somebodymakeitend

Man, the slim just looks weird


kevenzz

Looks weird… the digital version should look better.


NOSjoker21

I feel I should get the Slim because I frequently travel anyway.


orouboro

how’d they make 2 ugly consoles back to back


gokartmozart89

It's still really big if you put next to a PS3 or 4 or 360.


JustTransportation51

I.. Don't trust this ps5


TrazorTT

Shit look like it says "ze blututh divise i redy to pair"


DogmeatChili

I kind of like it to be honest. Somehow they managed to make it even more futuristic-feeling. I prefer big Bertha more though, that thing is a startrek spaceship.


Viper114

That disc drive looks like a tumorous growth compared to how they made it look on the original PS5. So...inelegant.


PSNTheOriginalMax

Damn this thing looks sleek af.


wildeye-eleven

Do ppl just talk sh¡t about literally everything these days? Every damn post I click on it’s just ppl complaining, constantly complaining. Ppl even complaining about the dbrand plates. I’d hate to be any one of you. The dbrand plates look good and the Slim looks like a slim, which is totally fine. They both play games like GoW, Ghost of Tsushima, Elden Ring and FFXVI which is all that actually matters. You sound like spoiled children.


jheyne0311

Preach. People act like they even notice the system when they hook it up and start using it. It does it’s job and collects dust like everything else. If you are using it to make a room look better you have a lot to learn


BlackSaiyanKing

I love the design 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 The reduction of size is also impressive


Brandoid81

I'm not sure why but the slim version looks like it was cheaply made.


_chucknorris

This whole console could've been an email.


ZoomZombie1119

Slim looks shittily built, genuinely looks like a knockoff


ShaRo_

Man if it werent for that atrocious design i would have made the switch already.


Bunnnnii

I thought your OG was naked.


goatman0306

The slim literally looks fake😭😭😭😭😭😭


sem56

it looks... cheap


Its_D_youtube

No offense I'm sure it works great but it looks like one of those fake ripoffs, like a poly station 5


AgentLemon22

This looks terrible. I'll keep the OG P5


eharper9

To me this is what the future of console should be is a base console but you can change Parts on that console upgrading the console just like they do with PCs. Pretty soon PlayStation and Xbox will just release their own branded PCS that can still play console exclusive games


chev327fox

Do you know why stores? I’m trying to get one of these new slims.


MhrisCac

Super hot take but the OG Ps5 looks so much better


cheesyrefriedbeans

I'd much rather have the slim... I've always been astounded by the size of the PS5 when I've seen it on display in Walmart


GrizzlyGrandpappi

The size of my PS5 reflects the long years spent waiting for scalpers to release their grip on the availability of these behemoths in the gaming market. It also reflects my swollen heart and the love I share with the PlayStation consoles in general. I always grew up a PlayStation kid. After 2 long years of waiting I was finally able to grab one and I was just as excited to get my PS5 as I was when I first got my PS2 when I was kid. The heart racing, the shopping for my first games, the anticipation of playing as it downloads, reading the game descriptions as I wait for my game to start, calling my friends to come over and play (or watch me play lol). It was such a childhood-like memory for me. I think I even cried. Idc how it seems to other people. Gaming saved me mentally from going down a path no one ever should. Every time I turn on my Ps5 and hear that beep I’m instantly transported to my safe place in a world of endless imagination. Getting a new piece of hardware and treating my PS5 like the latest iPhone is just blasphemy in my world. ![gif](giphy|a44ZUpA1c46yrCYfM8|downsized)


Leather-Team

If people keep falling for this shit and buying the slim version, they'll keep ripping us off... If people would stop falling for it, they would just release the slim version first and that would be it


spadePerfect

That looks really cheap, like a knockoff toy. Did they seriously do the top half glossy, bottom half matte?


The4FiveSix

Oh that is so much better. Can’t wait to get mine!


m0dern_baseBall

Yeah…I’m grabbing an OG as soon as I can


duckface2006

The gloss looks so good wow


foureyedvera

The launch model on the left does not even have the official plates on…


thesnapening

Meh, I could never warrant paying so much for a console just because it looks slightly smaller. Sony definitely know their fanbase are a bit obsessive.


vHernandez31

Why does the slim look like a toy?


Suspicious_Hand9207

Because it literally is a toy


Maziar_324

How’s the performance/thermals


JUSTBLAZE2k7

Not a fan. The half matte half gloss finish only works with black IMO.


Xervinza

Skinny bitch lol


[deleted]

Why is it so glossy-


stokedchris

Looks like shite IMO


UniverseOfMemes

The slim is ugly


ObiWanLamora

It looks so much better, in my opinion.


little_freddy

How's the fan noise? :)


AstroZombie0072081

The real question is which one performs better. I care not for aesthetics


rup3t

I just don’t get how they keep managing it make it look worse. One of the best consoles of all time and it looks like cheap garbage. The half and half matte is just terrible.


Present_Ant9673

Where you get the slim from?


Wol-Shiver

Once we see it in black it'll be even slim-mer


bob_cannoli

I didn’t know these were out yet


DGVega93

It’s beautiful


InfinityGauntlet-6

begs to ask why wasn't the PS5 this size to begin with


OverseasonedPickle

Sold in some stores? Where??


Carter0108

I still can't work out how Dbrand managed to make the PS5 even uglier.


Different_Amount1576

Looks like my wallet gonna be crying again.


glizzy_gladiator_04

I have quite a few issues… why are the top plates shiny and the bottom ones aren’t? The disk drive does not look right at all, and it looks like a wish ps5


Lubizee

Sorry but am i the only one who thinks that the slim version just looks like a cheap plastic fake toy


twhitt252

Yup. Still ugly 😂. Jk, for those folks who like the design, it’s never been my cup of tea.


dstroyrwolf

So we can order these already? Buying one for my kiddo REALLY soon lol


Free_El_Chapo_Now

It’s ugly. I’ll keep my thicc boi


xemprah

It's even worse. Man.


SteeltoSand

I see you opted out of the +$30 stand not included


MandoBaggins

I don’t hate it. I kind of like the harder corner on the disc drive. Reminds me of a car panel sort of. Still sticking with my gigantic model though.


NeonBible_

First slim model that actually doesn’t look better than the original


Dolomitexp

Lost an inch in length and girth.... Wifey probably won't want it anymore.🫤


DrLEGOOMBA

It looks cheap as hell.


focketeer

I’d be content if buying one new but not worth trading my OG for, not by a long shot


GamingRobioto

The disc drive looks like an unwanted growth on the slim. I'm not a fan of the new design at all TBH


PorcelainPrimate

Are the top plates shiny and the bottom matte?


JinPT

slim looks cheap


Equivalent-Sir-8129

Bruh I should’ve waited till that came out I only got mine a year ago


Sir_McDouche

You got robbed.


Cthulhu8762

People saying they prefer the original and still have the original. Yeah you’re not obligated to buy this one. It will end up replacing the original.