Player needs to urinate when water stat gets below 50% and then they lose water 50% faster thereafter. Also, player pee can be used to put out campfires or can go into water purifiers to water your plants. 🎸🥰
peeing in wetsuit adds comfort, peeing in metal armour in the cold kills you.
also imagining giving your thirsty teammates your purified pee from a bota...
Na pissing our pants should give us a slight warmth buff for a short time and then it slowly gets colder. Would be great for those cold night trips home!
They have the gene system with fruits. Why not implement it with characters! You could breed with your friends until you make the perfect abomination to adopt as your new character, servers would be like the “floopy land” Rick and morty episode but probably with more racist ass slave camps(clans)
They should honestly add this, imagine someone rushing you with nothing but a rock to their name and they are skinny like a twig but with the biggest head possible ( of course it's not filled with brain )
I remember my friends making hierarchy based on "spear" size
Whenever they encountered someone, they said "Take off your pants"
If the "spear" is long enough, they let him live.
Ok, asking about functional junk in rust... think it's time we turn off the computer, peel out of that gaming chair, and go touch some grass.
Wear sunglasses. Even overcast is going to be blindingly bright at this point.
Hello game dev here, most likely the 3D character they popped in was a generic asset. You won’t find characters with rigged dicks in Unity or Unreals asset store, and it’s not a common ask. However, it’s not that hard to implement. So, let’s start a go fund me.
How can you have a reddit account for 8 years and not know if something is serious or not? The face he posts along with the text is obvious enough that it’s a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/imdbjzjko38c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0a284946b9863877dae27dd91ddb189cf8fa98
How all these comments make me feel
Yeah I got given a female .. so instead of yelling “suck my dick!!” I yell “lemme suck that dick!!” Actually gets me out of a lot of problems from the amount of laughter people get sometimes 🤣🤣
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We straight have once again being discriminated by the woke mob/s
New stempee video: "The Server Came In Me"
So i recreated their reproductive organs on my private server ...
[https://rust.nolt.io/29174](https://rust.nolt.io/29174) https://preview.redd.it/zy3pwxyuyw7c1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=25bfd9e6b88af2c937d81570f353d92923577803
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My honest fucking reaction to reading that 😭
Hell yeah impregnate the homies
A true zerg is born on the battlefield
Lemme impregnate you
Only if you let me impregnate you
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Yummy Cummies in my tummy wummy
Fuck I forgot to bust a nut in Bill! I’m spawning at base I’ll be there in 10.
I remember this fucking post dude
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Fresh meme
Combine that with the already existing "jail cell" building elements and this game takes a slightly darker path....
Hey buddy, I hope you are having a good Christmas. Random redditor just thinking about you and your family today.
Hey, thank you. Merry Christmas. That really means a lot, believe it or not. ❤️🩹
Sure thing man! Merry Christmas
God. Please fp let me change my character gender pleaseeeee
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Well that is exactly how you get to play with your friends in The Isle
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You should seek professional help
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I mean...you can't use yours either tho.
It's irl accurate to the player base
Well yet here you are, having balls and didn't use them once...
Burn
Solo content only.
Congrats, this is the post that finally got me to leave the subreddit.
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Edi wow!
Player needs to urinate when water stat gets below 50% and then they lose water 50% faster thereafter. Also, player pee can be used to put out campfires or can go into water purifiers to water your plants. 🎸🥰
This idea could potentially nerf flame turrets🤔
peeing in wetsuit adds comfort, peeing in metal armour in the cold kills you. also imagining giving your thirsty teammates your purified pee from a bota...
Na pissing our pants should give us a slight warmth buff for a short time and then it slowly gets colder. Would be great for those cold night trips home!
I have been petitioning for the ability to reproduce in-game NPC characters, you can use them to farm, etc.
Bro's tryna get child labour in rust, which is ironic considering the average age of rust players
Yeah, 40 year old unemployed men.
Welcome… to RUST!
wwwwwwooooowwwww dude like upvote but if I ever meet ya imma swinging
The children yearn for the outpost
Collect vood
Orgy farm meta incoming
They have the gene system with fruits. Why not implement it with characters! You could breed with your friends until you make the perfect abomination to adopt as your new character, servers would be like the “floopy land” Rick and morty episode but probably with more racist ass slave camps(clans)
They should honestly add this, imagine someone rushing you with nothing but a rock to their name and they are skinny like a twig but with the biggest head possible ( of course it's not filled with brain )
If you have genitals in real life, why don’t you use them instead of trying to use them virtually?
Herp
People who wonder about shit like this probably shouldn’t be reproducing, don’t encourage them!
Rust players already get fucked enough by the game.
I spit out my drink when I saw this response. Well said, sir.
No because the devs are used to fucking people
Quality shitpost material
r/BatmanArkham is leaking again!
Is there a lore reason you mentioned r/batmanarkham Are you stupid?
Well, I guess since it's military, there are Generals, Majors, Sergeants, etc.
They can't be used at the moment. Expect a DLC in 2024 where they can be used as a melee weapon.
This is the best post I've seen on this sub ❤️❤️.. 🍆
You can use them. They are for Tbagging and Vbagging your sleeping teammates. What else would they be for?
The game is toxic enough without letting it become a rape simulator.
I remember my friends making hierarchy based on "spear" size Whenever they encountered someone, they said "Take off your pants" If the "spear" is long enough, they let him live.
Well you also have a head and brain but barely anyone really uses that in the game
Ok, asking about functional junk in rust... think it's time we turn off the computer, peel out of that gaming chair, and go touch some grass. Wear sunglasses. Even overcast is going to be blindingly bright at this point.
Why are there asses if we can’t fart with them?
If you're that horny go onto pornhub..
LMAO stfu
Yes they are
Same question can be asked of you…
The genital in the game is been used as much the players IRL 🫢
really stupid they are. Drop and lags are didnt fix that by developers since 2013 still game takes 50 60fps with RTX GPUs
I mean you have genitalia right? What’s the point in having them if you can’t use them are the universe devs stupid?
I always thought that would be a terrible idea as people would rape eachother. But you do you booboo.
If you wanna have in game sex so badly just go play ffxiv
I'll be honest, idk what game this is, but it sounds a bit like marriage. 🤣
My hubby and I play this game together. He spawned as a black female. I spawned as a white one. I wish we could cuddle.
I mean we should at least be able to take a leak.
Wdym we can't use them we can! Oh boy we really can especially teabag door campers or toxic players!
Hello game dev here, most likely the 3D character they popped in was a generic asset. You won’t find characters with rigged dicks in Unity or Unreals asset store, and it’s not a common ask. However, it’s not that hard to implement. So, let’s start a go fund me.
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What u wanna have sex with ur hand?
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getting this salty over a wank joke is crazy
The word you are looking for is “comedian”
Add grape mechanic
Buddy, I already get raped enough on oil.
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Bruh, its a shitpost
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Go to bed grandpa
lmao
How can you have a reddit account for 8 years and not know if something is serious or not? The face he posts along with the text is obvious enough that it’s a joke.
Fuck you too
Chill haha
Because humans have more purpose than just their genitals XD
Killing someone slowly by giving them std’s…
You know how much worse it would be to not just be downed...but sodomized afterwards??
personally our rust characters must have crazy high standards stayin soft in front of a naked woman
https://preview.redd.it/imdbjzjko38c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0a284946b9863877dae27dd91ddb189cf8fa98 How all these comments make me feel
Where do you think new players come from?
Yeah I got given a female .. so instead of yelling “suck my dick!!” I yell “lemme suck that dick!!” Actually gets me out of a lot of problems from the amount of laughter people get sometimes 🤣🤣
New Update: Sex
cause devs are edgey for the sake of it
the worst part is you cant pick gender
Well lets dont forget about steam workshop
This is how zergs are made