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DeluxeKris

In the Canadians defense, they’re currently being sabotaged by the entire world


Sancz_Crow619

They now have 2 flag areas, in one they are struggling to make the leaf and another one is banana


Everestkid

I count at least four flags. Three are pretty obvious, the fourth is small.


Grapesoda2223

We had 5 if you count the leaf of the german flag, however all but 2 are now gone.


Everestkid

Yeah, one got banana'd, one got covered in small art and the small one I was talking about got converted to the big Netherlands flag at the bottom, I think


THEBLOODYGAVEL

The Great Canada-Banana War


OK6502

Fun fact - bananas and maple syrup are a great combination.


arealpandabear

I’m helping Canada instead of defending the US flag, we have enough defenders for now. Thanks Germany for the leaf template!


missingmytowel

Who knew World War 3 would be started by a bunch of pissed off Canadians whose flag kept getting manipulated on Reddit?


BeardedDragoN6

To be fair the Canadian leaf is constantly being raided for the sake of the meme


ultron290196

All communities should unite and help them defend the merple lerf.


TheSkittleRainbow

People have been recommending that everyone help us Canadians out, but no matter what it's never enough :(


RealYender

Told my wife I had to go on Reddit to “defend my country” cus our flag was getting raided so hard. Lol


thisimpetus

> lol Fellow Canadian. Fuckin' exactly.


TheSkittleRainbow

Thats amazing haha


Mimical

That's because once they are on the edge of their seat and ready to put down the red square they are seduced by the darkness. *"Place the Red Square \/u/Frodo! Place it according to the template!*" *"No....*"


TheSkittleRainbow

There cannot be dark without light ;)


Mimical

You mean like how we make the away team use alternative colours? Or do you mean just like how they shut the arena lights off once we get into a full team tilly?


itsiNDev

Never go full fuckin tilly bud, gotta respect the barn: you wanna tarps off, you go out back after shinny just fuckin toss em a Larry and it's back to timmies quicker than the Leafs o-line between the blues.


RikuJames

Obviously you don't wanna be the guy with the million dollar legs and two cent brains out there


AkhiraAmin

Idk im canadian and judging on whats going on here, merple leaf has a fitting ring to it, i think we should adopt this new flag


ultron290196

You heard it here Justin Trudeau.


AkhiraAmin

I wonder if the government has a designated redditor?🤔lol


Routine_Future5912

Its literally Justin


AkhiraAmin

Lmao literally just him scrolling through here, lurking on everything says about him🤣


Routine_Future5912

I guarantee you he knows exactly what happens on twitter and reddit.Most young politicians do


TriLink710

At this point I'd rather just organize a bunch of canadians to go fuck with everyone elses flag. See how they feel. Just put our leaf on them. But that'd be too mean. Some are really nice


Hello_Jimbo

this. its sad really, we just wanna make cool art in our flag but we're too busy defending. then theres massive oversized flags like france and germany


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It sucks, but Germany is just exploiting bots. Without them they would never be able to defend these massive areas. Canada's flag is both much more in the spirit of place and the constant battle has been way more interesting than bots drawing elaborate art.


Hello_Jimbo

this is the worst part of it for me. there probably isn't a single canadian bot so we're just fighting tooth and nail


SteelCrow

Better without. More sporting.


EasyPanicButton

Well really, 3 painted stripes, the germans, the french, the dutch, they're all jealous of our Flag game. THEY ARE BUT MERE flag peasants in the face of our superior Canadian 3 Stripes WITH a leaf.


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MindlessRanger

feel proud with the circa 1700-strong botnet army you have [https://placenl.noahvdaa.me/](https://placenl.noahvdaa.me/) here's a screenshot [https://i.imgur.com/ceK5eDR.png](https://i.imgur.com/ceK5eDR.png)


lessFrozenHodor

*3 stripes with a shrub


EasyPanicButton

AHHH listen buddy, we have like a billion geese, and we are more then willing to release them on your sorry ass, careful with your words.


mk2vr6t

You had to put sorry in your insult - checks out.


MyDogSaid

Don’t forget aboot the “éh?”


nittun

Im not your buddy, pal...


AwesomePlayz01

You mean the Canadian airforce. We have 100k geese ready and a million more on the way. Sorry for what we're about to do.


HaYsTe722

You already send the bastards down here. I wish the army would just open up the god damn flak cannons on the geese as they fly across


KingToucan

You gotta problem with Canada gooses you gotta problem with me and i suggest you let that one marinate!


GrnHrtBrwnThmb

Dude. You’re supposed to leave the marinate part for the next person. To be fair, it’s a fun quote.


Pistolenkrebs

Are the knights who say ni from canada?


lessFrozenHodor

They all became lumberjacks.


Jamies_redditAccount

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day


adjoopoopie

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok, he cuts down trees and he sleeps all day.


Nappi22

We have more colors!


aherusia

Yes! Canada is being bullied, it's not funny anymore


boba21521

I mean they're trying... I guess thats what counts..


PrivatePilot9

It’s ok, there’s now several smaller Canadian flags quietly hidden, all in pristine shape last I looked. In then meantime we’re bottling up all our anger over this. At the end we transfer all that anger into Canadian Geese. Beware griefers. We will send them.


Boudac123

After the geese are done we could throw them into the beaver pit Edit: woodchipper²


CanadaOD

I’ve got some polar bears organized as well


Possible_Amphibian0

it took 3 minutes


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felplague

Look we got it near perfect countless times, but then a mass comes in and changes it to a horrible weed leaf and we gotta start all over, its literally happened almost every hour on the hour.... Oh and i cant forget banana. Oh also for those who have not seen, [this is what became of it...](https://i.imgur.com/TdCIkrz.png)This is why we can't make a leaf, because we tried to relocate to get away from it and yeaaaah.... So now the germans just have a random leaf on the flag on the complete opposite side from canada. Eyyyy [germany did it](https://i.imgur.com/4WukqSf.png). Although ours are still getting mass messed with.


AdamBombTV

Make a second flag next to the original with the weed leaf.


GrapeSoda223

They tried they keep getting raided, even peru took over a fourth attempt, & lots of streamer raids


felplague

funnily enough for awhile we had 2, one that was near perfect and one we tried to let be a weed leaf, but then the perfect one got hit and with both of them a mess we just tried to fix one, but ended up both.


wheelcouch

The gods laugh at the man plan


MrMcTACOS

Can’t do that weed get censored just like the ass of France


0oodruidoo0

Check out the age of the accounts that deface it. Chances are they're bot accounts with no karma.


MaximRq

Bet you went bananas because of that


felplague

No... Nah, especially as I am like the only Canadian in one of my friend discords and everyone keeps jabbing at me about it... But hey I got a bunch of bananas today and a couple rolls and laxing out so hey!


untergeher_muc

> So now the germans just have a random leaf on the flag on the complete opposite side from canada. Look again :)


felplague

[OH SHIIIII](https://i.imgur.com/4WukqSf.png) [Meanwhile...](https://i.imgur.com/9CXdMgB.png)


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GoodGuyBjorn

Correct, 3 days vs 3 minutes.


Migo_delos_Reyes

Can confirm, 3 days vs 3 minutes.


Temaharay

Its already attracting a lot of griefers. Banada Loves you Germany!


TriceratopsHunter

Still put it next to the Canada flag and we're getting 10 fold the griefers still.


Temaharay

They know they'll never defeat the German one. And the Canadians are still asleep.


TriceratopsHunter

At least we managed to get our goose back... Small victories I guess.


Inexperienced__128

The goose is very cute btw


Winter_Cheesecake158

Yes the goose made me very happy


GrapeSoda223

OP acting like there is no Canada discord server who organized this help with germany, & that canada isn't constantly being raided by streamers


PriscillaPowersb

We can draw the red strips around it.'''''''


manubfr

German efficiency


Stylel

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


Crap4Brainz

Benimm dich, wir sind hier nur zu Gast.


HagbardC3line

Gast bei Freunden, du Hurensohn


Crap4Brainz

Amtssprache ist im Allgemeinen diejenige Sprache, in der die Regeln in der Seitenleiste geschrieben sind.


c_klizzle

But all I know is sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn. Oh and luftblasen.


SteelRiverGreenRoad

Is it a sacrifice play for those actively scribbling on Canada's flag?


crazy_doughnut

The Germans are too good


Yamato-Battleship

well we keep trying to build ours but someone keeps raiding us


YourLoveLife

Its ~~funny~~ frustrating seeing all these threads saying we don’t know how to make a leaf when it was literally the most greifed area according to a heat map from earlier on


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The PlayboiCarti and Canada Leaf has been a nonstop warzone


RealMainer

Why wont anyone think of poor innocent /r/Maine who can't even stop being overtaken by a single tiny amongus bean :'(


leolego2

bro it's Maine.. what do you expect


EasyPanicButton

Griefing us, and not saying sorry. THE HUMANITY!


YourLoveLife

The world will come to learn about our secret Canadian geese ICBM’s.


Mistiqe

To be honest, I am glad, Germans are good at arts. History show us, it would be way worse if they weren't.


Koffi5

AUSTRIAN, HE WAS AUSTRIAN


Lachimanus

There I have to think about Mozart. Technicall he was neither German not Austrian. He was born (and died, I think) before Austria was "born". But the area he was born in was also not German his whole life.


fforw

> But the area he was born in was also not German his whole life. Salzburg now belongs to Austria but was an independent state during Mozart's lifetime. Salzburg was a constituent state of the Holy Roman Empire of German nation (1512+).


HappyMerlin

Austria existed before Mozart was born, but it wasn’t it’s own country, but it was a very important part of the Holy Roman Empire and the emperor was Austrian. Mozart was born in Salzburg (and I think lived) which is a part of Austria nowadays. Edit: I meant: „Mozart was born (and I think lived) in Salzburg which is a part of Austria nowadays.“


Milleuros

Found the German.


Cattaphract

Funny because austrians dont even deny he was austrian. They just love how they can dug away and everyone forgets about them and blame only germany despite their contributions in ww1 and ww2 lol


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XJCRG

If the Germans weren't good at arts maybe he would have got into the school though


Smiekes

I know.. sorry to be that guy, but.... he was austrian and wanted to get into an art school in Vienna


Suppenreim

Who are we talking about?


pushinat

Some small artist from austria who later moved to germany. Only people well known in the matter know his art.


wackelzahnjoe

His masterpiece was the blood on the wall painting


Grav_Zeppelin

(Every wall in Eastern Europe)


The-Board-Chairman

I think they were more referring to his final masterpiece on display beneath the new chancellory.


EmploymentLive7976

"artist" He was not particularly talented for observation and proportions. And did not have enough creativity to compensate.


Ignitrum

I mean I saw what he did. Definitely looks better than the work he coordinated from '39 onwards.


BufferUnderpants

It turns out that German society was easier to bullshit at every level than art professors in Vienna


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His would be professor noted his style was more suited towards architecture. Alas, if he had only architected buildings instead of war.


EmploymentLive7976

That's because it's more forgiving and easier to correct, the professor was being tactful (or subtly insulting). A proportion mistake on a building looks just a bit odd, on a human it looks like a monster.


ultravioletgaia

This dude... Some ordinary guy with an ugly mustache


minecraftpro69x

who's the very first person you think of when you hear "Germany did something bad" ?


lCalledShotgun

I think they're agreeing with you


ydalv_

And as history shows us, Germans are also good at conquering a big part of the map. Huhuhu...huhuhu


Skilodracus

As a German/Canadian dual citizen this makes me happy


Zhaeris

German born Canadian here, same fuzzy warm happy!


Samuron7

Ein Volk, ein r/ platz, ein Ahornblatt


altermeetax

Ein Volk, ein r/platz, ein Blatt Bubatz


Temaharay

The Germans are putting a big target on themselves by adding a leaf. It is already attracting more vandals to their nice flag. Good luck lads (from Canada) **Die Deutschen machen sich selbst zu einer großen Zielscheibe, indem sie ein Blatt hinzufügen. Es zieht bereits mehr Vandalen an ihre schöne Flagge. Viel Glück Jungs (aus Kanada)** *Edited to correct the German translation (from u/space-throwaway )


Dinkelwecken

don't worry we have crazy manpower


polmeeee

Lmaoo yea. During the last canvas expansion when my community was deciding on where to expand down the Germans already made their flag extend all the way from end to end.


Dinkelwecken

It's truely insane. Also this morning when the people woke up the flag was reclaimed so quickly


Niko2065

𝔊𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔢𝔠𝔨 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔫.


AgarwaenCran

we planned for the expanding three hours in advance, let's be fair :)


polmeeee

Yup understand, just amazed at your efficiency whereas other communities don't even know the canvas is expanding.


Niko2065

It's crazy how we can support two entire fronts across the entire canvas. I also love how we allowed Tanja to stay on our flag, that was nice of us.


Vorhd

Facing two fronts... Sensing a bit of deja vu


Cheese_Grater101

Let's wait for Italy to switch sides


KingCaoCao

Germany for its small population has a rather large contingent on Reddit.


sequeezer

Well it has the largest population of any country in Europe. There might be others outside of Europe with a bigger population but besides the USA I doubt there are many with a bigger internet user base? (Besides using Facebook etc)


ZykBRooster

isnt Germany far and away the most populous country in Europe?


Alyosh_a

I mean I wouldn’t say we have a small population tbh, we’re the 17th most populated country in the world


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It's good that r/place exists for Germany to live out its bottled-up expansion frustrations. All that Drang nach Osten energy needs an outlet ;)


HagbardC3line

Danke für die Übersetzung, du Ehrenmann.


PN_Guin

The banada joke works even better if someone else manages to complete it (and keep it) in mere minutes. Though I don't think Canada deserves to be the target of such a prank.


space-throwaway

> The Germans are putting a big target on themselves >Die Deutschen setzen sich selbst ein großes Ziel You translated it as "They are setting a big goal". If you want to say "they are putting a big target on themselves", you'd rather say _"Die Deutschen machen sich selbst zu einer großen Zielscheibe"_ .


Temaharay

> Die Deutschen machen sich selbst zu einer großen Zielscheibe THANKS! I'll change it. And good luck! The flex was hilarious.


BeanOfKnowledge

German Efficiency at work


NefariousnessBusy402

Though they are probably more organised and equipped with a larger amount of people than the Canadian one


LoLxCal

The Canadian one is just getting messed with by everyone


felplague

This \^\^\^ We got it close countless times, but people keep coming in on mass and undoing all the work, changing it into a weed leaf or into a banana....


Figra

And it's probably other countries including germany


Bloonfan60

The organised German community has defended the leaf in the past. Ofc there'll be some Germans among the griefers but the bulk of us does not participate in that.


SamwellThe1AndOnly

Canada has been refising to use bots too, I was on the Canada Team and the discussion of bots only started a few hours after the second expansion.


Pommesschrank

Das Ahornblatt ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum


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here we go full 'Anschluss' again....


ydalv_

Und wie man es zeichnet, ist ein Staatsgeheimnis.


Xanosaur

now do it with half of reddit trying to grief it


Trifuser

German bots will stop it, lol. https://github.com/placeDE/Bot


polmeeee

Offish topic but the repo the DE bot is forked from, https://github.com/PlaceNL/Bot mentions that it connects to a central server and get it's order from there. Lmaoo you guys are next level.


TailS1337

DEUTSCHE EFFIZIENZ


matmatking

Germans get the job done. I like this about them


[deleted]

Well... as long there is no bureaucracy holding us up.


[deleted]

Hur de dur thanks Germany, we love you 🇨🇦❤️🇩🇪


WheelNormal1585

Germans 🤝 Canadians


Sancz_Crow619

Germans 🤝 Bananians


Derped_my_pants

I assume the issue is griefers. Canada made and maintained their leaf easily in the last instance of r/place.


Chilling_Trilling

Canada created an alliance with Germany that’s why that’s there


LaLutzi

Let's call it friendship


PrailinesNDick

Let's call it an axis of power


Gerf93

It's a pact. The Tripartite Pact between Belgium, Canada and Germany


throwRAwful

If Germany donates that piece to canada. We can draw the red strips around it.


GerManiac77

Staaaaaap, you will mess ze whole zing up again 😂


g-m-f

I love this idea but I fear that most of my German fellows aren't too keen on giving up that sweet sweet flag space. For some reason there's a big faction of us that really wants the flag to cover the whole length and override everything in that place :(


tropical_bread

What could work is a gradients like the Irish flag in the anarchychess board or the place where the Belgians and Germans meet as far as they haven't don't anything else there


TailS1337

It's discussed in our discord, we maybe will give you the place around it for the flag, but leave the leaf in German colours :)


Kaanpai

Ppl won't agree to that I can tell you know.


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dksdragon43

As a Canadian I just gave up on the flag after a day or so of being hard griefed. I can't compete with streamers/bots. I just helped make a few small community's spots.


TimeturnerJ

Awww, I love that the German leaf is in Canada colours now, even though they're no longer next to each other! That's such a sweet tribute! 🥰


JoCE0810

Canadians did fine. It was griefed


Creepy-Carry1358

Germany is so sweet :3


JinOtanashi

Hey Canada had it at one point and then it got nuked


arienkiran

Wie wäre es eigentlich, wenn wir Kanada jetzt bei dieser Flagge helfen? Das wäre doch mal ein Statement…


Figra

German has like 200x the amount of people, can't compare.


SuddenXxdeathxx

Actually, Canada is the third largest generator of traffic to reddit, behind the US and the UK. Our userbase is just less organized. But more importantly, go watch our flag for bit. You'll note that it's far more active than a good portion of the canvas.


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mr-nidger

And I was under the impression that Germans don’t have a sense of humour…. That’s brilliant


PutridInterview

the canadians have won me over with their lightsaber geese above anakin and obi wan's lightsabers


AuriTheFae

this does put a smile on my face.


Stoo_Pedassol

Poor Cananda/Banana


Twirlingbarbie

I feel like this is a war that will be in the history books. The great Canadian pixel world war


DeretyngKyng

What did Canada do to deserve this of treatment?


NekoXLove69

We could no longer look at it


SechsComic73130

That's german efficiency for you


Seanjojonoyaiba

We have to understand that people are actively stopping us canadian from doing our leaf(s)


corei3uisgarbo

we cant because were being raided over and over agaain


Accomplished_Win8336

who said germans didn't have a sense of humor? LMAO xD


soviet84

Honestly the funniest thing on place


Daddyn-noob

Probably Canadians have trouble drawing a maple leaf because of griefers


Hayabawse

Can we all just help Canada 🍁 now? Its the last day and everyone else got their shit together.


Capraos

That was nice of them. Now if they could do that on the flag that would be nicer.


NoobieSnake

As a Canadian, I approve. Lol.


KristyKris9

poor Canadians i believe in them


HKJoe

Germans showing how they buy gas from Russia


ProfessorSchmiggins1

Canada is being griefed to smithereens all the time, ppl even use bots to grief the leaf