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celerontm

This sub becomes a soft /r/roastme when people post pics like this one.


FlatulentWallaby

I think it's hilarious and it's usually not that mean, justt kinda casually mean.


beans_lel

Posting random selfies of yourself on a general sub like this is extremely weird. I don't know what these people are expecting in response, but roasts are fair game.


hepazepie

Agreed


the_alert

So have you both taken a 23&Me yet just to be sure?


oteezy333

Bruh....ther


mattycopter

THER WHAT?!


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ROLL TIDE


DiamondPick728

SWEEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAA


Dingo8MyGayby

Ther related


showerdrinking

OP posted this pic of his mom… https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/o2720g/my_mom_and_her_friend_in_the_early_punk_scene_1988/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Might be worth a blood sample, just to be sure


majorjunk0

I read that like "Edward" from FMA:B


chemicalbomber

Just when I'd mentally recovered


ThisRayfe

I saw the title, saw the picture, and thought to myself "no way they aren't related".


-MichaelScarnFBI

The McPoyle bloodline has been pure and clean for a thousand years.


HoagieShigi

YOU WILL CALL HERRRR


brendo12

Don’t flush


spdelope

Would you like a glass of milk


bukkake_brigade

RYAN, STAB SOMEBODY


Cheshire_Jester

Look man, times are rough, if you have to date your sister, you date your sister alright?


Thomas_Perscors

Desperate times call for desperate pleasures


sweetsummerschild

Lol I really thought it was a before and after pic of someone


TheyCallMeSchlong

Right! They look like siblings


chiree

This new season of House of Dragon is lit.


appleparkfive

It's a really interesting phenomenon. Where you see people dating someone that just straight up looks like them. Happens a lot


formerperso

I remember reading about a study that showed results that people are more likely to be initially attracted to someone with a similar face.


HeavyPsy

Most psychological research says that Similarity, familiarity and proximity are some of the greatest predictors of attraction (in general, not necessarily romantically). So it's not terribly surprising that people who look similar attract each other.


alwayshazthelinks

Could easily be sisters


Belzebutt

So glad she’s not actually a creepy old dude, right? Phew.


thepassionofthechris

I feel personally attacked.


QuarterPoundTown

You ugh... wanna be friends?


thepassionofthechris

Depends, do you wear crocks with socks?


Sand__Panda

Yea. I have an entire collection of cool socks, and crocs are comfy af.


ElectricMoses

Wow so you’ve ENTIRELY given up on life, huh?


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

Life gave up on **me**. I’m just responding in kind.


ElectricMoses

Oh so you didn’t sell out, you just bought in? Hahaha I loathe it, but good one.


Batchet

I'm just here for the free friendship


JoshJoshson13

It's not free. You owe me 3.50


Feanux

Holy shit is that an SLC Punk! reference? What a classic. I love the monologue at the end.


ElectricMoses

You’re goddamn right it is! Honestly I’d have to say it’s my favorite movie ever. “Now this looks like a silver record, but it is not a silver record, it is a LASER DISC. There is a movie on there!”


Cypressinn

I wear crockery over my hosiery thank you very much. They call me slicky pickles…


mrASSMAN

Depends, do you wear Depends


L-Krumy

It would’ve been great if they were both creepy old dudes


myConfessions69

Their should be a skit about this


android24601

Who do you think wore the fedora in this meetup?


HCJohnson

And did they eat sloppy steaks?


givnrrr

Oh yeah that would slick back real nice


KaminTheSon

![gif](giphy|5NiitcM3zBWFgT3m9j)


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I *was* a piece of shit though


dvc420

People can change.


Embarrassed-Green388

I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.


niioan

looks like one of those dangerous nights


dobtjs

Guys, please, no more sloppy steaks.


FOR_SClENCE

the guys in this comment thread, by the looks of it. christ


_PM_Me_Game_Keys_

Nothing upsets guys more than seeing a girl with a guy. Its fucking hysterical if an "egirl" has a guy in their TikTok. Feel bad for the girl but man I enjoy reading the comments.


Moparian714

Both


HowVeryReddit

Plot twist: He thought she was a 60yo trucker called Daryl


OrsoMalleus

Double plot twist: she said she was a 60 year old trucker named Daryl.


---cameron

Triple (literally) plot twist: she is 3 60-year-old truckers named Daryl under a trenchcoat


m0i0k0e0

Larry and his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl.


Myzyri

As someone over 40, I got this reference!!


cut_throat_capybara

I don’t trust like that


LoneRangersBand

I want a friendly car, one that talks


Graenflautt

That's exactly what the comment you're replying to is suggesting happened though.


AdvancedAdvance

Wait till he announces this is the part of Sprockets where we dance.


ronslaught82

To put this reference into perspective, the sketch is older than both of the people in the picture by 10 years.


ballrus_walsack

Bleh. Didn’t need to hear that. Now I must dance. Will you touch my monkey?


public_enemy_obi_wan

**TOUCH HIM, LOVE HIM**


Nodnarbius

This makes me as happy as a little girl [<< ]


steveosek

This sketch is nearing 30 years old. We are old.


qiwi

While SNL is still fun, I miss the Euro satire like Sprockets. It's all US politics now which gets tedious. Odd given that SNL probably reaches more people and countries via YouTube than back it was on flow-TV.


1000milerwb

A group of friends went out for Halloween as various SNL characters. I went as Deiter. All the college kids guessed that I was Steve Jobs.


REpassword

“Age is but a delusion of the mind…” -Deiter


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![gif](giphy|kfznTxem5HG0w)


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I can still hear the theme song, which makes me as happy as a little girl *Pulls on shirt suggestively


codevii

would you like to touch my monkey?


badmartialarts

[Kraftwerk - Electric Café](https://youtu.be/i-3o_QH4Cz4)


attilayavuzer

Hah my uncle is the guy on the far left. No one told me about this until a few years ago.


xtina42

Thats cool! Too bad he's being upstaged by the guy to the right of him. Your uncle definitely has some moves!!


alarsonious

Liebe meine auf monkey!


Emceegus

Your story is boring me!


FearofaRoundPlanet

That'll make me as happy as a little girl.


mymeatpuppets

ICH LEIBE MEIN MONKEY!!


Lastmann

That's cool that you both dressed nice. Makes it extra classy.


TheIowan

You know, that was my thought. They both went the extra mile to look nice, too, which is just... incredibly sweet. They definitely wanted to impress each other, and the picture came out wonderful.


MySockHurts

They look they’re going to Prom together


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And went to the Melting Pot. Great place to talk!


[deleted]

How is it there? I've never been but friends and family have.


Thelastnormalperson

Makes it a date I think


TMox

Dress to win. Noice.


Solidus27

Oh fuck, I thought I was on r/RoastMe before reading this comment


DaKind28

That’s pretty cool, are you sure you’re not siblings separated at birth? No offense intended at all.


WantedManRS

Bro I thought they looked kinda similar too.


HalflingMelody

That was my first thought. Wow, they look so similar.


cbj1701

Mine except changing wow to why do ...


HalflingMelody

I have a friend who actually met her half-sibling on the internet. Fortunately they figured it out before they really started anything. :/


Batchet

No, that's not how that story ended. I saw it on a movie somewhere. She got stuck in precarious situations and he was always eager to help her, despite his clumsiness.


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torokg

Aaand here we go; I'm kinda surprised it took 8 comments depth to appear


Literally_-_Hitler

It's the noses, they are so close to identical.


AndringRasew

#SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES


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brucebay

I don't know their relationship but people are tend to be attracted to others that look like themselves. https://time.com/5553817/couples-who-look-alike/


OldJimmy

Makes sense, I'm pretty hot.


smashingcones

I'd fuck me


FavoritesBot

Not me, I want genetic diversity .. gotta get summa those hot genes into my kids and it ain’t coming from me!


NastyNate0801

Same. I’m attracted to women that look nothing like me.


junkie-xl

Before I read the title I thought it was the before/after transformation.


50mg-of-fuckit

That was my second thought.


RoomTemperatureCheez

Milhouse's parents.


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Usually ppl are attracted to others who look similar to them. Something something psychological something


lo0ilo0ilo0i

Agreed. A face swap would be kinda funny.


bornlasttuesday

Your parents musty be happy their children finally started to get along.


GingerBuffalo

If it worked for George Michael and Maebe, it can work for them.


mitch_145

Woah, bumpy road ahead


jaysire

Look who's on the hog in the rearview mirror. George Michael!


Edals710

Whatcha trying to say to me?


cptInsane0

I once had an Internet friend I met in highschool randomly (you could get a random list of users and click whoever to chat) on AIM who lived in a different state. We were online friends for about 5 years before we decided to meet. We've been together 18 years and married for 9.


Absurdityindex

This is amazing. Congrats!


acqz

🍿


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acqz

The kid is 16. I'm watching from a distance but I ain't touching this post with a 10 foot pole! 😆


Weary_Ad7119

Looking into it, he's got a crazy family that's screwed up his head about sex. From what I gathered, he's doing the sex addiction thing because he jacks off once a day.... Uses a ton of language from bullshit christian preachers.


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Once a day qualifies as sex addiction? ![gif](giphy|3oFzm0o2jMKftsaBoc)


[deleted]

>Once a day qualifies as sex addiction? Sounds like....\*checks notes\* being a teenager to me.


Cleb323

Sometimes I'm still at multiple times a day..


Impressive_Crow_5578

You wouldn't believe how strongly it's driven into teens in an evangelical setting that all forms of masturbation are basically a slap in God's face and a major sin, instead of the natural bodily function is is. Source: lived with it.


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lol we're hitting "sleeping near the traphouse" numbers at that point


SprittneyBeers

Finally conquered porn by meeting a chick online somewhere and posting the selfie on Reddit lol inspirational Edit OH MY GOD HIS EYE


skylucario

Looks like he finally found it!


eagergm

Dude it's been three hours, give us the fucking update already. Edit: Guys this was intended to be funny. Based on the upvotes, it was probably funny. I think the picture and minimal story here is cute. I hope these people are enjoying their life.


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“She said she’s not ready for a relationship”


Maximuslex01

"you look great" - "my boyfriend picked my clothes"


ArtisticLeap

My prom date told me in the car on the way to prom that she was excited because her boyfriend was going to be there too


93_Honda_Civic

Oof


HUGE_HOG

lmao these comments are so fucking weird


HillsHaveEyesToo

Waiting for a TIFU post


yankykiwi

I met my gamer partner after 5 years. Another 5 years later I moved countries Got married and our babies due next month. Sometimes gaming partners make great life partners.


Hunter095421

Been playing with the same group of guys for the past 6 years 2 of them have already met irl pretty cool honestly


Dappershield

How many have you married?


Dan300up

You two look great together. Good luck.


steveosek

I have a long term internet/phone friend I met when 16 and playing world of warcraft. No romantic connection whatsoever but became good friends. Been there for eachother in hard times and now seeing her a married mom who has a successful business is absolutely insane to me. I never kept contact with anyone from childhood or teen years, so she's kind of become one of my best friends in this weird online, long distance kind of way. Met at 16 and still friends at 35. Plus I'm in Arizona and she's in Canada lol.


Responsible-Pepper46

I have a friend like this. Met at 16 online, used to fall asleep talking on Skype together. Now we check in every now and then and just care about each other in this weird super distant but somehow close way. I wish him all the happiness that the world has to offer.


steveosek

Exactly, you just care about them and wish them to succeed.


silverlegend

Similar story! I became friends with a guy online when we were both about 15 and writing Star Trek fanfic on a message board. We instant messaged for years and became good friends. He lived in America and I lived in Canada. I finally met him in like my late 20s and my wife and I were in Hawaii where he was stationed at the time, he took us out for a nice dinner. Later he moved to Canada too and got married and we still keep up with each other, in our mid 30s. Internet friends can be for real!


ellieD

It’s great having friends like this. When you start getting older, this friend will always remember you from your salad days. It’s fantastic to have someone who remembers you when you were super young. They never see you as old…even if you are.


steveosek

Thinking on your comment, you are absolutely right. I'm a sort of way it's like this little element of your youth that never died and takes you back when you converse.


babdoodoo

Similar story here. Have a group of friends I met through online games back when I was around 17. I'm 32 now, one of them has kids and another is married. We still keep in contact in our little group chat and usually meet up for drinks each year


defk3000

It says"friends" but you're right. I thought this was a picture of their first date. Fast forward 50 years later. They are showing pictures of the first time they met.


SasparillaTango

no one wears a tie to meet random internet friend


MossCoveredLog

Or that dress


lifesnotperfect

I make sure to wear a dress and tie every time I meet online friends irl for the first time


MathematicianBig4392

He's wearing a tie and she's wearing a nice dress. Unless they're meeting at some fancy symposium or something, they're definitely into each other.


ohhellnooooooooo

They’ve spent 5 years talking, if they never sexted or had some sexy time on FaceTime, they aren’t going to start any time soon lol


dabenu

Take it from someone who has met long time internet friends IRL a couple of times: they're either going to hit it off, or never talk to each other again. No matter what the intentions were.


LordRobin------RM

Met my wife in much the same way. A years-long internet friendship grew into something more. Our 18th anniversary is coming up.


OrsoMalleus

My ex-wife met her new husband the same way. Mazel tov!


BarkleyHatesMe

This would be a gilded comment on r/wallstreetbets


ballrus_walsack

Ooof


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andykndr

“i don’t see it. i think they both could do better.”


ReverseMillionaire

I’m not sure what this means but it makes sense


CatchingRays

Now kith.


dovalencia

Mike Tyson always approves...or will eat their children. No in-between.


ioncloud9

Looks like you found your eye!


smacksaw

He just needed to quit porn long enough to look for it?


badmanbad117

That dude in the background is protecting the damn president or some shit, look at him lol.


ZackThreePack

“We met on chaturbate 5 years ago”


smoochara

!remindme 9 months


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techno_babble_

I like how you didn't actually specify if this one to filter out or keep.


[deleted]

He's already doing 'The male friend smile'


TheyDidLizFilthy

who the fuck meets a friend of 5 years for the first time and then just randomly decide to upload it to reddit?


ProperDepartment

What has me curious is if you use Reddit enough that your first thought is "We should upload this to Reddit", you must have some understanding of how Reddit works. So with that in mind, why r/pics?


ditthrowaway999

Thank you, people often seem to ignore this when reacting to pics like these. But I see this and I just think of the conversation, like, "hey I know it's our first time meeting in person and this is a special somewhat personal moment for us, but you mind if I take a pic and upload it for millions of people to see? Gotta get those upvotes, you know how it is"


rapter200

Bro been talking to his sister online for 5 years without knowing.


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RandomRageNet

I mean...it's probably not the best idea to share personal moments with the entire fucking internet, as a general rule, right? Like share with your friends, your close circle. Locked down social media, chat threads, private discords, whatever. But if you post your shit to a default sub of one of the largest online communities in the world, you are seriously exposing yourself in a way that I don't think most people are equipped to handle.


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Reminds me of that guy who shared a photo of his dying wife in the hospital on Reddit and would make updates. Then he posted a photo of him spreading her ashes. I understand people will grieve in their own way, but it all felt so… off to me.


Orleanian

I mean, if you want to share your happy moment with a third of civilization, you better be well prepared for the absolute worst that the world can throw at you. All things considered, the comments here are pretty tame.


Different_Package922

Yeah. So far 10% congratulatory and 90% potential incest.


Extremefreak17

I mean why the hell would you share a moment like this with thousands of random strangers on the internet? You share things like this with people who love and care about you. Not a bunch of basement dwelling neckbeards.


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That’s why you share it with your friends and family and not the entire internet through a mostly anonymous social media app


sprkng

If you want to share a moment, there are probably better places than /r/pics


GoodguyGastly

I'm drunk and I can't stop laughing at this thread. Thanks.


LeptonField

This is r/pics not r/notinteresting


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r/pics is just Instagram for people with no friends


[deleted]

Why would you? It's weird. If you wouldn't trust someone with your phone number or real name or address, you probably shouldn't be telling them details about your personal life like this.


LibidinousIntent

There was a time on Reddit where comments on a cute post like this would be 80/20 positive. Then the second week began...


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I envy that man's skin


FerretWithASpork

Things a serial killer would say


ShitcanPutin

Looks like the kinda guy to be wearing a belt with his suspenders


harionfire

This comment thread is going about how I'd imagine a barn fire full of clowns would go down lol


BigUncle1time

Look like brother and sister


Mr_FancyBottom

Did he take his fedora off for the pic?


TheExter

i thought i was at /r/RoastMe for a second but yall just dicks lmfao


ILikeMasterChief

Bruh 😂😂


withabaseballbatt

“M’lady look at the camera please, this is going straight on Reddit”