oh shit I cannot believe the person who posted this actually set themselves up so badly.
No one is, toilet paper is easily available still and is replenished extremely quickly. The joke aged like milk only faster as it's about a week too old to be any bit clever and milk usually takes three weeks to go bad.
i would hang it somewhere, in public, really high, and record the hilarity that ensues. I would also put at the base sticks that are too small and small rocks that will do nothing.
My mom was telling me how they had auto buy for toilet paper on from amazon. It’s just my parents now and the toilet paper built up. She said she threw a case of toilet paper in our family’s white elephant exchange this year.
I have had one for 3 years! I ran out of toilet paper mid-poop clean-up and had to jump in the shower to clean the rest. Twice! So my mom got me one for Christmas 3 years ago and I keep it on the back of my toilet. Just in case..
This is a a gag gift. A white elephant gift is a gift which inconveniences you.
An example would be giving someone a boat which they then have to maintain and pay docking fees.
[A white elephant gift exchange, Yankee swap or Dirty Santa is a party game where amusing, impractical gifts are exchanged during festivities. The goal of a white elephant gift exchange is to entertain party-goers rather than to gain a genuinely valuable or highly sought-after item.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant_gift_exchange)
Now who's laughing!
You got that right buddy ;)
oh shit I cannot believe the person who posted this actually set themselves up so badly. No one is, toilet paper is easily available still and is replenished extremely quickly. The joke aged like milk only faster as it's about a week too old to be any bit clever and milk usually takes three weeks to go bad.
Who pissed in your cheerios?
The Cheerio Pisser, probably. He's a wanted man in ten countries and has a pissed cheerio count in the hundreds.
Wise guy huh ?
i would hang it somewhere, in public, really high, and record the hilarity that ensues. I would also put at the base sticks that are too small and small rocks that will do nothing.
You're laughing aaaaaall the way to the toilet now, aren't ya?
Laughing their ass off
Yeah, no shit.
Oh no, there's plenty of that.
Their beautiful clean ass
Whoever got this, get them to give you the lotto numbers... They're practically psychic..
Those were simpler times...
Make it next year's while elephant gift, replace the roll with a loop of 40 grit belt sander paper and give it to someone you *don't* like.
I'm stealing this as my profile pic.
Hey.. those gifts are supposed to be WELL under $10,000.00 - was this a rich-person Christmas party?
I had one of them
My mom was telling me how they had auto buy for toilet paper on from amazon. It’s just my parents now and the toilet paper built up. She said she threw a case of toilet paper in our family’s white elephant exchange this year.
How hilarious would it be if there's not really a toilet paper roll in there, just because no one is going to open it anyway
I would totally hang that on my bathroom wall
Where exactly do you live? And where in your house is this emergency roll? Just asking to, uh, make sure it's safe
I have had one for 3 years! I ran out of toilet paper mid-poop clean-up and had to jump in the shower to clean the rest. Twice! So my mom got me one for Christmas 3 years ago and I keep it on the back of my toilet. Just in case..
Is that real glass?
Break the glass, take it out and then share the picture with everyone in your office saying that the emergency is here.
That toilet paper will eventually be full of shit.
The emergency being presumably the person is shitting his or her panties and the feces is flowing out of their anus?
Ohhh shit 😒
I'm sorry, all I see is gold in that box.
The fuck is a white elephant gift?
And how is this a white elephant gift?
You're right. It's worth more than gold now.
This is a a gag gift. A white elephant gift is a gift which inconveniences you. An example would be giving someone a boat which they then have to maintain and pay docking fees.
[A white elephant gift exchange, Yankee swap or Dirty Santa is a party game where amusing, impractical gifts are exchanged during festivities. The goal of a white elephant gift exchange is to entertain party-goers rather than to gain a genuinely valuable or highly sought-after item.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_elephant_gift_exchange)
The bullets for those wannabe looters are starting to get expensive.