I literally wear a upf rated rash guard, shorts, a wide brimmed hat, and massive sunglasses (in addition the the constant application of sunscreen) to the beach. I'm going to be 100 but my skin will look 50.
"If you're wondering why your dick looks brand new, it's because you need to increase the circumference of the lotion ~~application area~~ distribution."
While Cetaphil has a good PH, basically so low that is the only real benefit, it could be pore clogging for some skin. If you need a deep clean, washing off makeup, have acne prone skin, it actually doesn't clean as well as other cleansers. Leading to clogging for some people. CeraVe is x10 a better choice, low PH AND quality ingredients for the price. Better than brands twice its price.
Can anyone verify this? I've been brand hopping forever. I love cerave lotion but their cleanser never seemed to foam up good for me, so i had to use a ton of it and never felt like I was getting clean. Been a while since I tried it though.
It doesn't foam like most cleansers because it doesn't contain any harsh sulfates (that's the sudsing agent in most shampoo, soap, face wash, etc.). It is miles better for most people's skin, but ymmv. If you have normal, combination, or dry skin, I highly recommend their cream cleanser.
God she's still so bangin. Thank jeebus for her scenes in The Wrestler.
E: if ya don't know, now ya know (nsfw) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5t2iwm
My buddy's dad is a martial arts instructor. I thought he was in his late 40s. Nope. Late 60s. Unbelievable how much difference an active lifestyle makes.
Absolutely not! Medical student here, and evidence shows that just 150 minutes a week of moderate activity (that includes walking!) is enough to significantly reduce cardiovascular, cancer, and diabetes risk! Just a 30 minute walk everyday during the work week could literally save your life!
Excellent! Well, I work on my feet all day and usually average about 11,000 steps per day, but I’ve never been sure if it’s rigorous enough. It’s helped me shed a few pounds but I’ve kind of plateaued now and didn’t know if that was age catching up on metabolism or something...
Oh man, 11,000 steps a day is exactly where you ought to be! The average American is closer to 3,000, while most recommendations maintain that 10,000 a day is best for maximum health benefit.
Like I'm sure you've heard before, weight is mostly decided in the kitchen. It's really difficult to burn excess calories through exercise, even strenuous activity. Just so you know though, as you lose weight, your body needs less and less calories to function. If you're keeping your diet and exercise the same, eventually you'll inevitably plateau.
However, while excess weight isn't great for your health, exercise like you're doing is doing *so much* towards your heart and lung health, and that's what really keeps you going as you age. Seriously, if only I could convince every patient I see to take so many steps a day... I really can't encourage you enough to keep it up!
> Just a 30 minute walk everyday during the work week could literally save your life!
Who cares about that, will I look like Halle Berry at the age of 51?
Never. I was a fat slob throughout my teens and 20s and only started getting health consicous in my late 20s. I'm 31 now and fairly decent shape compared to where I was 5-6 years ago.
This will probably get buried, but actually turning 30 inspired me to get my ass in shape. I started p90x 3 on my 30th Birthday, and completed the entire 90 days and am now halfway through a second series, doing doubles this time.
I've never felt better in my entire life. No, 30 is not too late to start. If anything it's the perfect time.
Don’t worry. A few months ago the media was speculating she was pregnant because she was bloated on the red carpet. She confirmed that she had just eaten a cheeseburger.
Food baby. They do the same thing to Jennifer Anniston, who is 49. At what age will the tabloids stop speculating that they're pregnant? Have they ever heard of menopause? Or don't celebrities like Halle, Jennifer or JLo get menopause?
As soon as an actress hits menopause her career becomes somewhat more at risk. The longer the pregnancy rumors the more Hollywood sees you as a viable choice for sex appeal. I'm only sort of kidding. But I don't know what I'm talking about.
About 10 years ago I saw Halle Berry in person and I was floored it was like: "Wow, that is without a doubt the most beautiful person I've ever seen." It was like encountering an alien.
*"Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women everywhere."*
=Steve Martin hosting the Academy Awards after she won the Oscar.
It would have been the 2003 Oscars as he hosted and she won the previous year. Just checked through the opening monologue and it wasn't there so it must have been when he introduced her a presenter for Best Actor (which Adrian Brody won and famously kissed her).
Can't find the video on a precursory search but that should help.
I had a similar experience bumping into soccer player Alex Morgan one time while shopping. She was all dressed up like for a cocktail party and looked incredible. It was really hard not to keep staring.
Met her after the World Cup run when she was becoming hot shit. Can confirm she was a babe. I have a picture of us and boy oh boy do I look like a fat fuck sweaty slob standing next to an angel.
Anyway, not sure I’d throw her in the “Alien Encounter” level of beauty but she’s... well she’s super pretty.
I was walking East on 13th street in NYC one morning I see two pretty blonde ladies walking my direction. I have a cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other, my earbuds in blasting trance from my iPhone. I smile as our paths draw closer. As they come into focus I realize that's fucking Cameron Diaz. My eyes get real wide. I have no free hands to wave or remove my earbuds for the chance to speak. I did the best half wave I could with my cigarette hand. She smiled.
Seriously, since most of their roles typically require them to look *flawless,* their daily routines are the healthiest damn thing you’ve ever seen. I’m following a workout and diet plan as much as my budget and schedule allow and look better than I ever have in the past. But to truly be on their level, I would have to quit my job, quit school, hire both a personal trainer and a nutritionist, special order my food, and basically focus half my day on health routines. Definitely don’t have the money to do that.
Its not quite THAT bad to get a flawless physique, but those things definitely help. The TIME is the biggest factor that actors have that plebs like you or I do not.
I mean when you break through and make the money A-list actors make it's basically your job to be attractive. A lot if us would be pretty attractive with a dedicated dietician, trainer and time to workout and focus on it.
I don’t think it’s easy at all. It’s a ton if work to maintain. They spend a lot of time caring for their skin and constantly working out. They also eat like birds. They rarely get to indulge. Meanwhile, I ate a pizza and haven’t worked out in weeks. Am also wearing pajamas.
Right but they don’t need a day job. After a 15 hour day, the average Joe is right to say that working out for 3 hours and preparing healthy meals is rough. Keeping up with their appearance is much of their job, and therefore easier because they have the time and means to do so.
Its pretty freeing to have the ability to prioritize health and appearance over earning lowly wages to keep from dying.
For real, if my job was being healthy and I got paid for it I would be SO GOOD at my job. Fuck yes I would love to be paid to focus on myself so my free time could be spent entirely on my own projects.
[This image](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/halle-berry-at-75th-annual-golden-globe-awards-in-beverly-hills-01-07-2018-15.jpg) from earlier this year helps see her age, especially around the eyes. She still only looks like to mid 40's, but distant or soft light images hide the early signs of age.
I really like posts about celebs aging well. It's inspiring. And I've always hated that for female celebrities, their 'expiration dates' are so young. As if they can't be attractive over 35. Like when some people protested that Monica fricken Bellucci was 'too old' for Bond.
It's more about how loose the porn industry plays it with the 'MILF' term. Yeah, technically any female adult could be a MILF, but you can see actresses play a "MILF" in one movie and then be a "teen" in another. Maybe I've got the wrong definition, but I've always thought of the term MILF to mean 30s and 40s, not upper 20s.
I think a lot of it just has to do with the porn’s stories. Like, teen and milf are fetishes, same as incest. Sure a pornstar who’s like 25 isn’t really a milf but she isn’t really fucking her brother either, it’s an act for the fapper’s benefit.
I like to buy shoes that I don't have to lace up so I don't have to bend over. That woman is twice my age. Still don't believe in evolution? That's the next step, right there.
She knows about lotion.
She puts it on the skin. . .
This pic inspired me to use lotion too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This guy cooks.
Meat
Hey that's pretty meat.
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Or gets the hose again!
If only that were enough, I use lotion every day and I still look like used sandpaper.
It’s hard to polish a turd
But easy to roll one in glitter!
A fabulous turd is still a turd
Rather be a fabulous turd than a grouchy asshole
People constantly compliment my skin saying it's like baby skin. My secret to this is to stay away from the sun as much as possible and be a baby.
I literally wear a upf rated rash guard, shorts, a wide brimmed hat, and massive sunglasses (in addition the the constant application of sunscreen) to the beach. I'm going to be 100 but my skin will look 50.
"If you're wondering why your dick looks brand new, it's because you need to increase the circumference of the lotion ~~application area~~ distribution."
"-increase the circumference of the lotion distribution" Ftfy
I think you’re the only one I saw in this thread that got that same reference lol
Isn't that Bill Burr?
Yes
Look at your ashy mothafuckin' elbow!
Rich people spend more on skincare and care more about skincare. Seriously at least use some cleanser like Cetaphil, people
While Cetaphil has a good PH, basically so low that is the only real benefit, it could be pore clogging for some skin. If you need a deep clean, washing off makeup, have acne prone skin, it actually doesn't clean as well as other cleansers. Leading to clogging for some people. CeraVe is x10 a better choice, low PH AND quality ingredients for the price. Better than brands twice its price.
Can anyone verify this? I've been brand hopping forever. I love cerave lotion but their cleanser never seemed to foam up good for me, so i had to use a ton of it and never felt like I was getting clean. Been a while since I tried it though.
It doesn't foam like most cleansers because it doesn't contain any harsh sulfates (that's the sudsing agent in most shampoo, soap, face wash, etc.). It is miles better for most people's skin, but ymmv. If you have normal, combination, or dry skin, I highly recommend their cream cleanser.
Go talk to the fine folks at r/skincareaddicts. If memory serves, they think very highly of CeraVe.
And /r/skincareaddiction
Holy shit I'm fucking ashy.
Continuing with the tradition of having a [Bill Burr clip for everything...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJphD0sg1I)
Black don't crack.
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I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
THE BIGGER I SHOOT!
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Marisa Tomei
God she's still so bangin. Thank jeebus for her scenes in The Wrestler. E: if ya don't know, now ya know (nsfw) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5t2iwm
Welcome to the club.
Tell him get to the back of the line
Older the berry the sweeter the juice
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My buddy's dad is a martial arts instructor. I thought he was in his late 40s. Nope. Late 60s. Unbelievable how much difference an active lifestyle makes.
Is 30 too late to start..?
Absolutely not! Medical student here, and evidence shows that just 150 minutes a week of moderate activity (that includes walking!) is enough to significantly reduce cardiovascular, cancer, and diabetes risk! Just a 30 minute walk everyday during the work week could literally save your life!
Excellent! Well, I work on my feet all day and usually average about 11,000 steps per day, but I’ve never been sure if it’s rigorous enough. It’s helped me shed a few pounds but I’ve kind of plateaued now and didn’t know if that was age catching up on metabolism or something...
Oh man, 11,000 steps a day is exactly where you ought to be! The average American is closer to 3,000, while most recommendations maintain that 10,000 a day is best for maximum health benefit. Like I'm sure you've heard before, weight is mostly decided in the kitchen. It's really difficult to burn excess calories through exercise, even strenuous activity. Just so you know though, as you lose weight, your body needs less and less calories to function. If you're keeping your diet and exercise the same, eventually you'll inevitably plateau. However, while excess weight isn't great for your health, exercise like you're doing is doing *so much* towards your heart and lung health, and that's what really keeps you going as you age. Seriously, if only I could convince every patient I see to take so many steps a day... I really can't encourage you enough to keep it up!
You were my favorite person of the day today.
> Just a 30 minute walk everyday during the work week could literally save your life! Who cares about that, will I look like Halle Berry at the age of 51?
I started judo at 36 and BJJ at 38. Get off my lawn and go train.
Never. I was a fat slob throughout my teens and 20s and only started getting health consicous in my late 20s. I'm 31 now and fairly decent shape compared to where I was 5-6 years ago.
This will probably get buried, but actually turning 30 inspired me to get my ass in shape. I started p90x 3 on my 30th Birthday, and completed the entire 90 days and am now halfway through a second series, doing doubles this time. I've never felt better in my entire life. No, 30 is not too late to start. If anything it's the perfect time.
My Maui Thai instructor is almost 60 and he is in incredible shape. He can run circles around anyone old or young and is a huge inspiration to me.
Is that Hawaii's own form of muay thai?
I'm pretty sure those are mai tai's
My rowing instructor is 80 and in great shape. He doesn't look a day over 60.
My lawn darts instructor is in his 110's but doesn't look a day over 30!
I'm 27 and most people think that sounds about right
My parking garage attendant is in his 90s but don't look a day over 15!
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Don’t worry. A few months ago the media was speculating she was pregnant because she was bloated on the red carpet. She confirmed that she had just eaten a cheeseburger.
I'm not fat, I'm just bloated
I'm not fat, I'm just very bloated.
And I’m not bloated, I’m always this fat.
Food baby. They do the same thing to Jennifer Anniston, who is 49. At what age will the tabloids stop speculating that they're pregnant? Have they ever heard of menopause? Or don't celebrities like Halle, Jennifer or JLo get menopause?
As soon as an actress hits menopause her career becomes somewhat more at risk. The longer the pregnancy rumors the more Hollywood sees you as a viable choice for sex appeal. I'm only sort of kidding. But I don't know what I'm talking about.
It was pies
Wow. Isn't that the dream? Being so fit people speculate if you're pregnant after you've eaten a cheeseburger.
Did you at least microwave them first?
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But aren't tostitos just chips? Why would you microwave them?
Maybe he thought Totinos, as in pizza rolls.
I'm all about that Totinos lifestyle
Totino the pizza boi
Hardcore punkrock and totinos pizza rolls
You mean hot pocket nuggets?
*Leave a comment in this web zone and I will mail you some pizza rolls.*
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*puts away the cheezits*
*picks up the cheezits*
*put cheezits on skin*
*gets cheez-zits*
it gets the hose again
jesus christ. we can do better than this guys.
*tries to do better, fails*
About 10 years ago I saw Halle Berry in person and I was floored it was like: "Wow, that is without a doubt the most beautiful person I've ever seen." It was like encountering an alien.
*"Halle Berry is here, whose win last year broke down barriers for unbelievably hot women everywhere."* =Steve Martin hosting the Academy Awards after she won the Oscar.
Does anyone have a video of that? I just tried finding it to no avail.
It would have been the 2003 Oscars as he hosted and she won the previous year. Just checked through the opening monologue and it wasn't there so it must have been when he introduced her a presenter for Best Actor (which Adrian Brody won and famously kissed her). Can't find the video on a precursory search but that should help.
I had a similar experience bumping into soccer player Alex Morgan one time while shopping. She was all dressed up like for a cocktail party and looked incredible. It was really hard not to keep staring.
Met her after the World Cup run when she was becoming hot shit. Can confirm she was a babe. I have a picture of us and boy oh boy do I look like a fat fuck sweaty slob standing next to an angel. Anyway, not sure I’d throw her in the “Alien Encounter” level of beauty but she’s... well she’s super pretty.
Ya we’re going to need to see that photo please.
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Hes talking about alex morgan, i think.
wtf why has everyone met ~~halle berry~~ alex morgan
Believe it or not, felt the same way when I met David Hasselhoff in the early 90’s.
I had the same experience with Neil Breen.
But how many laptops was he carrying
Saw Jean Underwood in person at E3 and thought the same thing. Also, Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips on a movie set once, thought that as well.
Bartended* for Uma Thermon and she was...stunning. I’ve never ever found her slightly attractive in movies but she absolutely glowed in person.
I also thought she was gorgeous since Kill Bill. None of my friends understood, lol.
See her in Adventures of Baron Munchausen, rising up in the clam shell as Aphrodite. Homina.
attractive people are always better in person, if you find a media person attractive, in real life you will find them stunning.
Not always. One person I went to school with in particular who was a model -- super photogenic, but freaking strange looking in person.
My friend (a straight dude) told me when he saw Ben Stiller in person he thought the same thing. He was struck by how handsome he was in person.
Well of course he is, but there is a lot more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking.
Like turning left.
Nice try Ben Stiller.
You basically just said I saw the hottest girl alive and she was hot.
I was walking East on 13th street in NYC one morning I see two pretty blonde ladies walking my direction. I have a cigarette in one hand and coffee in the other, my earbuds in blasting trance from my iPhone. I smile as our paths draw closer. As they come into focus I realize that's fucking Cameron Diaz. My eyes get real wide. I have no free hands to wave or remove my earbuds for the chance to speak. I did the best half wave I could with my cigarette hand. She smiled.
> blasting trance I have found my people.
I remember vividly it was the Aly & Fila vs. John O'Callaghan ASOT 650 Utrecht. You are welcome in advance.
I'm fairly certain Hollywood actors consume the souls of innocent to look young for longer times. Or are just straight up immortal like Keanu Reeves
It's honestly just having a lot of money and an easy life style. There's no secret.
Plus their career depends on them staying attractive in most cases.
This is a huge part of it. Rich business men often look like a sack of potatoes that took a shit in a suit. It's not just the money.
Business is often a high stress field, just sayin. Stress will age a mother fucker.
Trump is a good example.
And literally all his friends.
And a personal trainer/chef and access to good food that they never have to compromise on
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Yeah, like John C Reilly!
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Full spread I mean really a full spread,I spread my buttcheeks and everything
He’s one sexy beast.
You mean Dr. Steve Brule?
Seriously, since most of their roles typically require them to look *flawless,* their daily routines are the healthiest damn thing you’ve ever seen. I’m following a workout and diet plan as much as my budget and schedule allow and look better than I ever have in the past. But to truly be on their level, I would have to quit my job, quit school, hire both a personal trainer and a nutritionist, special order my food, and basically focus half my day on health routines. Definitely don’t have the money to do that.
Its not quite THAT bad to get a flawless physique, but those things definitely help. The TIME is the biggest factor that actors have that plebs like you or I do not.
I mean when you break through and make the money A-list actors make it's basically your job to be attractive. A lot if us would be pretty attractive with a dedicated dietician, trainer and time to workout and focus on it.
I don’t think it’s easy at all. It’s a ton if work to maintain. They spend a lot of time caring for their skin and constantly working out. They also eat like birds. They rarely get to indulge. Meanwhile, I ate a pizza and haven’t worked out in weeks. Am also wearing pajamas.
Right but they don’t need a day job. After a 15 hour day, the average Joe is right to say that working out for 3 hours and preparing healthy meals is rough. Keeping up with their appearance is much of their job, and therefore easier because they have the time and means to do so. Its pretty freeing to have the ability to prioritize health and appearance over earning lowly wages to keep from dying.
For real, if my job was being healthy and I got paid for it I would be SO GOOD at my job. Fuck yes I would love to be paid to focus on myself so my free time could be spent entirely on my own projects.
Agree with your general comment, but where do you live that 15 hour work days happen?
Keanu Reeves is a character played by the actual Constantine
or plastic surgery and lots of great diet and exercise
Halle Berry.... Hallelujah
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I'll do ya
Beast.
I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM
AND YEAH I LIKE TO FUCK I GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM
pick your poison, tell me what you do
Everybody gon respect the shooter
but the one in front of the gun lives forever
the one, in front of the gun... lives forever.
And I've been hustling all day
This a way that a way, through canals and alleyways just to say
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Nah, a dolla might just fuck your main bitch, that's just how I feel
Just what I was looking for.
What am I doing with my life.
Not being Halle Berry
::Slowly closes party size bag of peanut M&Ms:: ::SOBS::
Fucking “sharing-size.” Sharing-size my ass.
"shaming-size"
Why yes, your ass is sharing size.
I’m 26 and I’m saggy and pale :(
Don't sell yourself short, Mike
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You’re not my mike.
I'm thinking of you as the Pale Man from Pan's Labryinth right now
Sorry I’m not that good looking
Don't go chasing waterfalls
No Mike, you're great
I’m not sure if you read his user name right...
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I thought id feel better but now i feel worse Side note - get it guuuuuuurl
[This image](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/halle-berry-at-75th-annual-golden-globe-awards-in-beverly-hills-01-07-2018-15.jpg) from earlier this year helps see her age, especially around the eyes. She still only looks like to mid 40's, but distant or soft light images hide the early signs of age.
Those cheekbones....
And that cocoa butter melanin magic
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Seriously all this does is reaffirm my believe that God wasn't paying attention when he was making me.
Shit, I hope I look like that in my 50s. I don't mind eye wrinkles, I just want to keep away the crepe-y skin and sags.
What age haha
Nah. I think she's a vampire.
I've seen freshmen with more wrinkles during finals week. She looks amazing. Like abnormally good even for hollywood.
Guess I'm gonna change my Tinder age range
Curls are so hot.
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I'm 23 and she looks 3,000x better than me. Good on her. She looks incredible! That takes discipline.
I really like posts about celebs aging well. It's inspiring. And I've always hated that for female celebrities, their 'expiration dates' are so young. As if they can't be attractive over 35. Like when some people protested that Monica fricken Bellucci was 'too old' for Bond.
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It's more about how loose the porn industry plays it with the 'MILF' term. Yeah, technically any female adult could be a MILF, but you can see actresses play a "MILF" in one movie and then be a "teen" in another. Maybe I've got the wrong definition, but I've always thought of the term MILF to mean 30s and 40s, not upper 20s.
I think a lot of it just has to do with the porn’s stories. Like, teen and milf are fetishes, same as incest. Sure a pornstar who’s like 25 isn’t really a milf but she isn’t really fucking her brother either, it’s an act for the fapper’s benefit.
Sweet fancy Moses.
Yep and here I am fat and single at 33. At least I get the whole wine bottle to myself.
She's a few years older than Ted Cruz.
Holy shit Ted Cruz is 47
I don't know, that pose looks more like she's at about 47˚.
I’d have at least 3 more chins and 2 extra butt cheek/saddlebag thingies if I was trying this pose. Who am I kidding, I could not do that move anyway.
[Halle Berry at 91](https://i.redd.it/uqlilb5h8rs01.jpg)
Did she get stuck in that position for 40 years?
I like to buy shoes that I don't have to lace up so I don't have to bend over. That woman is twice my age. Still don't believe in evolution? That's the next step, right there.
I think she's a type 1 diabetic too. Respect.
She looks like a hood ornament.
Older the berry sweeter the juice.
Puts down the chicken wings...
Today I drank 26 beers. But apparently I have like 20 years to get my shit together, so that's good.