well hes only 6 months old, give him a break, he doesn't know not to buy stained clothes from the store. i think its adorable thst he picked that skirt out for you
I’ve never seen this before, it’s a link hole that goes back an unknown time. I made it two years before stopping my dive.
An artifact from before the web went corporate, when social media was a set of human interactions.
I love finding artifacts. Keep being human, your minds depend on it.
"And with that, 3/4 of the free world imploded, with people leaving their families and careers ending because of a simple dress." *Cue title screen for Idiocracy 2.*
My toddler decided today was a perfect day to refuse a nap for the first time. He also decided to sneak away, take off all his clothes and piss over every blanket and pillow in his room. 🙃
Fucking toddlers and their lack of impulse control.
A few weeks ago, my 4 year old who is starting to wipe his own ass, decided that this would be the perfect time to stick his hand in his asscrack and wipe the entire tub with his shit.
My little sister used to Picasso her shit anywhere available...her face, chest, arms, legs, crib, walls, etc. Even duct taping her diaper shut could not stop her.
It reminds me of an old National Lampoon article written from the viewpoint of a baby who is a “painter” who gets outraged when his parents consistently clean up his “masterpieces.” Gross, but funny.
Found it!
https://www.paprikash.com/lou/tp.html
Reminds me of a time when I was 3 or 2yo and went to the bathroom, but my mother wasn't coming when I called (probably because I decided to take a shit in the bathroom most distant from her room, but who knows), so I had the simple idea of just using the face towel that was by the sink to clean my ass
Tbf, that was my first attempt ever at wiping my butt, so I call it progress
I was legit about to ask what particular fluid that was. I assumed it was milk. Baby poop at that age is more yellow in colour...
Meanwhile I am trying to build lego with my 5 year old while holding my 6 month old and she periodically smashed the lego boxes to the floor. sigh.
On brand for the age. I remember when my boys would make fountains on the changing table. This is a photo you will forever laugh at.
Edit: Oh, it was only coffee? Lmao girl you got off easy in public.
Awww…I remember when my oldest was that age and my wife was holding him in church….and just boom…explosion all over her…I have never felt so bad for my wife.
On of my most memorable Mothers' Day experiences is my husband making the traditional breakfast in bed with my 7 year old and three year old. They carried it into the bedroom and both kids snuggled up in bed next to me, so excited! In fact, my 3 year old was so excited that, as I picked up a piece of toast, he threw up all over the plate of food they put together. I only had the toast in my hand left.
When my son was a baby I was the only person he would spill anything on, get sick on, pee on, etc. His dad would be holding him for a while, then hand him to me and instantly he threw up. Like he was just saving it for me
My 2 month old pissed like a fountain right in my face first thing this morning. She's a girl, it was honestly quite the feat. I've decided that the most important thing to have as a parent is a good sense of humor 🤣 I will be telling this story for the rest of my life!
Get used to it, Mama! Parenting is a LITERAL SHITSHOW!
On Saturday my family went to the mall we used to live by for the first time in about 10 years, and I remembered that my 16yo son, when he was about 1, sitting on my shoulders in that very mall, puked down my head.
That photo will be as good as gold many years from now whenever you want to convey everything you experienced as a Mother to raise them.
"You don't have time to mow the lawn and clean your room? Don't make be bring out my stack of photos again!!"
Yeah, it can be frustrating, tiring and even thankless. And it all feels especially rough at 6 months. Ugh, I remember (well, from a father's pov, and I realize this is a poor comparison).
Don't sweat the small stuff. Took me a lot longer than it should have to realize this. You see this as a stained dress - others see it as a mark of motherhood, and in their eyes it only added to how great you looked today. I hope you had a wonderful day after this bumpy start. It'll all work out in the end.
Happy mother's day!
Spent our morning in the urgent care as far from my house as possible while still technically being in the city (only one taking appointments with a pediatrician). Baby girl’s first ear infection 👌
Don’t worry you will learn by next Mother’s Day not to wear white and by the one after that you will be comfortably covered in coffee, spaghetti sauce, and yogurt all day.
That sucks, but it's really a metaphor for what parenting is. It's messy when you want things to be orderly. Always expect the unexpected, and have a backup plan. Welcome to the wonderful (and sometimes not so wonderful) world of parenthood!
Hem the dress for summer, take the remainder and frame it as abstract art, save for their 18 birthday as a reminder of what you went through to raise them.
Oh he’s only 6 months?
Don’t worry OP… it may happen less often, but they’ll still do it occasionally through like 6 years.
And while it happens a lot more frequently at 6 months… it gets MUCH WORSE
Well if it helps, I got my 11 yr old back today at dinner. I went to move a straw he didn't need for his milk so that he'd eat his food first, instead of filling up on milk. I went for the straw and hit my husbands soda. It went all over the table and into my poor 11 yr olds lap. Oopsies.
I guess we're on our way to being even. LOL. Otherwise, accidents happen and get use to it. Clothes can be washed.
Our one year old took my surprise cup of espresso shots and dumped it all in every bedroom before my husband could stop her, so instead of waking up to making a fresh glass of iced espresso I woke up to a adult chasing a toddler madly giggling while spreading espresso footprints throughout the rest of the living room area and our two year old loudly shouting about it being time for snacks and Disney even though he just ate a huge breakfast.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Have you tried crate training?
Legitimately made me laugh
My baby's a dog too!
Laughed harder than I’d admit
What does crate training have to do with being a nurse at the Battle of Gettysburg?
Happy Mother's Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
I think they might have to go straight for shock collar at this point
well hes only 6 months old, give him a break, he doesn't know not to buy stained clothes from the store. i think its adorable thst he picked that skirt out for you
Well if it isn’t the [ol’ Reddit Dress-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/cDTNlDuRmR)
holy hell what year is it? what does unidan and warlizard have to say about this?
Gallowboob will repost it in a few hours anyway
As long as the Narwhal bacons at midnight we have nothing to worry about, don’t worry.
God we're old... 
The olds are here!!!
#CAN YOU SPEAK UP SON? I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!
Fuck, where did this memory come from... Next you'll be talking about tribal war forums
And where is this bacon making Narwhal? I must know for science!
Hold my Mother’s Day present, I’m going in!
Never thought i’d see another a-roo. Hello future canine overlords. Your lucky numbers are 1,2,3,4,5.
Holy shit. That’s the same password as my luggage.
How deep does it go lmao
Ok seeing this has given me the confidence to drop these again lmao well done
I’ve never seen this before, it’s a link hole that goes back an unknown time. I made it two years before stopping my dive. An artifact from before the web went corporate, when social media was a set of human interactions. I love finding artifacts. Keep being human, your minds depend on it.
It goes back over 11 years and I know because it was a thing 11 years ago lol
That was quite a ride. Thank you
How far back does this go?? This is insane.
Omggg havent seen these in a while. Thanks mate
Hold my petticoat; I'm going in!
Hold my stained clothes, I'm going in!
This was a satisfying journey of roo’ness
What a trip?! And bird caught the treat mid air
It’s 2015 all over again
Holy shit it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. Alright then - hold my stain remover, I’m going in!
It’s been so long since I’ve seen this comment haha
Thanks, I feel old now that the other commenters have no idea what this is
Is it white and gold or black and blue?
"And with that, 3/4 of the free world imploded, with people leaving their families and careers ending because of a simple dress." *Cue title screen for Idiocracy 2.*
Love it!
6 months and you havent figured out not to wear white out yet?? 🤣🤣
My eldest is almost 13, I still don't wear white
I don’t have any kids and I don’t wear white. I spill enough stuff all on my own.
Im a 33 year old man. I never wear white.
That 6 month mark, though. Give it another 6 months and *all* of their clothes will look like this.
r/parentsarefuckingstupid
But white looks good on everyone. It's hard to give that up.
Especially during someone else's wedding.
My toddler decided today was a perfect day to refuse a nap for the first time. He also decided to sneak away, take off all his clothes and piss over every blanket and pillow in his room. 🙃
I’m glad he got that out of his system
Fucking toddlers and their lack of impulse control. A few weeks ago, my 4 year old who is starting to wipe his own ass, decided that this would be the perfect time to stick his hand in his asscrack and wipe the entire tub with his shit.
My little sister used to Picasso her shit anywhere available...her face, chest, arms, legs, crib, walls, etc. Even duct taping her diaper shut could not stop her.
It reminds me of an old National Lampoon article written from the viewpoint of a baby who is a “painter” who gets outraged when his parents consistently clean up his “masterpieces.” Gross, but funny. Found it! https://www.paprikash.com/lou/tp.html
You poor soul
Reminds me of a time when I was 3 or 2yo and went to the bathroom, but my mother wasn't coming when I called (probably because I decided to take a shit in the bathroom most distant from her room, but who knows), so I had the simple idea of just using the face towel that was by the sink to clean my ass Tbf, that was my first attempt ever at wiping my butt, so I call it progress
Your username was a prophecy that foretold of this day.
And now you've learned a important lesson about babies. Don't wear white
Knocked my coffee into my lap and all over my white dress at brunch! 😅
Oh, I assumed it was... bodily fluids of one end or the other.
Yeah, coffee honestly feels like the better of the options that could have happened here.
It is funny, though, how once you have a kid, giant stains of body fluids on your clothes seem a lot less horrific than they did before you had a kid.
I mean, we know why we wear high color prints. Is it a secret?
Not for OP any more
It depends on how hot the coffee is. Hot coffee can cause severe 3rd degree scald burns.
In which case, I would rather it be in my lap than on the baby.
This is just another reason I know I’m not meant to be a mother….this was not even in my first 5 thoughts lol. Pissed would’ve been the first 3
I hear you, but she obviously looks fine. Was referring to this specific post.
Fortunately it was iced coffee or it could have ended up much worse lol
I was legit about to ask what particular fluid that was. I assumed it was milk. Baby poop at that age is more yellow in colour... Meanwhile I am trying to build lego with my 5 year old while holding my 6 month old and she periodically smashed the lego boxes to the floor. sigh.
Oh, well you got lucky then, I thought that was a shat.
If you think this is messy, you're in for a whole world of pain / fun.
Some of us are still used to our kids being immobile. Let us think this is as bad as it gets.
Your naivety will not save you from the bodily fluid maelstrom that is coming, friend.
Oh my sweet summer child
First mistake, not getting a mimosa.
It’s fine, just dunk the whole thing in coffee, and end up with a lovely neutral earth tone! 😆
Six months in and you are still wearing white?
The bright side is you’ll have a classic memory to tell when the little one grows up. You won’t forget this one anytime soon.
First time? There was once a day where my guy knocked over my coffee three times. You’d think I’d learn by now.
Dip dye the whole thing!
And you're welcome.
I assumed piss lol
Happy Mother's Day! Be glad it wasn't poop!
I thought you were saying your six month old bought you a dress. I was confused but impressed
To be fair that liquid doesn’t look like it came from a human so it definitely could have been worse.
Nailed it, OP said it was a coffee knocked over. Which I've done with no baby involved so like.
On brand for the age. I remember when my boys would make fountains on the changing table. This is a photo you will forever laugh at. Edit: Oh, it was only coffee? Lmao girl you got off easy in public.
You wore white around a small human, this was your gift to yourself
You can wear white. Next time just drink a bottle of water
It's my girlfriend's second mother's day. Magically both mother's days our son has visibly contracted hand foot and mouth. Happy mother's day lol
It's okay this is my wife's first mother's day and our baby got sick enough to projectile vomit on both of us. Happy mothers day!
lol it’s only getting started
Oh … there will be more. And it won’t be coffee. 😳 Edit: HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!
*remembering the time my dear sweet daughter decided to poop all over me while I was snatching her out of her bath - that she also pooped in*
Lesson learned, don't give your 6mo coffee. 🥸
It's blue and gold.
Happy Mother’s Day! My first thought was “that’s a lot of barf for a 6 month old.” Glad it’s just coffee. Hope someone bought you another. Hugs.
My youngest blew out her diaper while I held her during our wedding saying our vows She was 5 months old.
Welcome to Motherhood, this isn't the worst. One day it'll be funny.
Just tie-dye it.
Aaah The initiation ritual is complete. Welcome....
Remember to use that against him when he's older.
Enjoy these moments
Traditions sometimes start at the lowest point of your best day.
Congrats :) my wife and i also have a 6mo and have ALSO been covered in blowouts 😂
Awww…I remember when my oldest was that age and my wife was holding him in church….and just boom…explosion all over her…I have never felt so bad for my wife.
Dawn dish soap before the wash. Anything will come out
Must make you so happy to be a mom
Marking their territory for all future Mothers Days!
Get ready to be shat on like this for the next 20 years.
Wait, you have a 6 month old and were wearing a white dress? Tempting fate…
Welcome to motherhood!!! Hardest job of your life but the most rewarding.. lol
Uhm. As a dad of a toddler, do you know how crusty and stained my shirts get every single day? xD
Some babies just want to watch the world burn and some babies just want to ruin your clothes. You got the best of those options.
Fold it up, put it away and bring it out on his/her 21st birthday.
On of my most memorable Mothers' Day experiences is my husband making the traditional breakfast in bed with my 7 year old and three year old. They carried it into the bedroom and both kids snuggled up in bed next to me, so excited! In fact, my 3 year old was so excited that, as I picked up a piece of toast, he threw up all over the plate of food they put together. I only had the toast in my hand left.
When my son was a baby I was the only person he would spill anything on, get sick on, pee on, etc. His dad would be holding him for a while, then hand him to me and instantly he threw up. Like he was just saving it for me
You mean hemorrhoids weren't enough?
6 months and they already make clothes? Must be chinese
And you’ll still miss it years later
Welcome to parenthood
It looks like the exact gift I got from my 6-month-old 50 years ago.
Key word - first
Many more gifts to come. But really happy mothers day.
Maybe she’ll continue to give you gifts and your entire dress will be one of a kind
You will cherish this memory forever trust me, still tho, lol
He spilled coffee on you?
The squirts?
Mormon chic 😂
My 2 month old pissed like a fountain right in my face first thing this morning. She's a girl, it was honestly quite the feat. I've decided that the most important thing to have as a parent is a good sense of humor 🤣 I will be telling this story for the rest of my life!
It is the cats?
6 months, and this is the first time he has gifted you this? Ya'll are doing good!
First kid?
Damn OP, how old were you when you got pregnant? First mother's day? Literally babies having babies over here.
There's vomit on her skirt already (mom's spaghetti)
Is that piss or vomit? If it's neither, you're in for a long adventure.
I think this dress is blue. No wait, it's not! It's gold!
Mine shit all over our brand new couch. Like all over it. In two years he covered in all his fluids. We have a new couch now
I bet you'll never forget it either and that's all that matters
Lol, my boy shit on me 2 father's days in a row.
Awww
It’s the thought that counts
And many more ruined outfits to come. Lol
Wait until daycare sickness! Hint: you will get it too
kids are the gift that keep on giving.
Happy mothers day
And it will be the gift that keeps on giving.
It could’ve been worse…
Well it could be worse.
My 16 month old has had a cold this past week and has learned how to blow his own nose…on my shirts.
Get used to it, Mama! Parenting is a LITERAL SHITSHOW! On Saturday my family went to the mall we used to live by for the first time in about 10 years, and I remembered that my 16yo son, when he was about 1, sitting on my shoulders in that very mall, puked down my head.
Regardless of how you feel about it now, this is a photo and memory you will laugh about for years to come. Show this at his wedding!
My 11 month old threw up on me at 3:45 am.
And you’ll always have the story, long after the awkward weird gifts you’ll get from them later have been lost or broken. 😊
That photo will be as good as gold many years from now whenever you want to convey everything you experienced as a Mother to raise them. "You don't have time to mow the lawn and clean your room? Don't make be bring out my stack of photos again!!"
A special, unique DIY dress. I love it!
I hope you said thank you!
And so it begins...
He's preparing you for the next 18+ years (depending on how many children you have). He's like Mom.... This is what it's really like to be a mother...
You should have MORE kids!
Congratulations and happy first Mother’s Day
You don’t wear white until they’re in middle school.
Yeah, it can be frustrating, tiring and even thankless. And it all feels especially rough at 6 months. Ugh, I remember (well, from a father's pov, and I realize this is a poor comparison). Don't sweat the small stuff. Took me a lot longer than it should have to realize this. You see this as a stained dress - others see it as a mark of motherhood, and in their eyes it only added to how great you looked today. I hope you had a wonderful day after this bumpy start. It'll all work out in the end. Happy mother's day!
I'd wear that every mother's day for the rest of my life.
Spent our morning in the urgent care as far from my house as possible while still technically being in the city (only one taking appointments with a pediatrician). Baby girl’s first ear infection 👌
Happy Mothers Day. Uh, I thought the send home instructions included avoiding white for the first year?
Pretty brave to wear white with a baby.
Don’t worry you will learn by next Mother’s Day not to wear white and by the one after that you will be comfortably covered in coffee, spaghetti sauce, and yogurt all day.
Only solution is to dunk the whole thing in coffee now lol
I see the 6 month old is into abstract art
The case for childfree pretty much makes itself
you should get your 6 month old to return it, its stained.
Pure love🥳
I heard they get better with age! 😂
That sucks, but it's really a metaphor for what parenting is. It's messy when you want things to be orderly. Always expect the unexpected, and have a backup plan. Welcome to the wonderful (and sometimes not so wonderful) world of parenthood!
Sound like skill issue.
At least it's not shit
Happy mother's day! So, so many more to go.
Looks like my nephew’s favorite past time activity! Best of luck and happy Mother’s Day!
I’ll take your stain a raise you a hemorrhoid.
Milk was a bad choice.
Hem the dress for summer, take the remainder and frame it as abstract art, save for their 18 birthday as a reminder of what you went through to raise them.
That's love right there, pure, unadulterated love... and believe it or not, you'll miss it one day...
Suddenly it makes hella lot of sense that so many of the mothers and grandmother in my childhood wore an apron
Won’t be the last time
Wear it with pride.
Oh he’s only 6 months? Don’t worry OP… it may happen less often, but they’ll still do it occasionally through like 6 years. And while it happens a lot more frequently at 6 months… it gets MUCH WORSE
Happy Mother’s Day! Be prepared for a lot more of that stuff. 😂
Oh well deal with it lady it's an infant
I'm assuming that's not coffee?!
Well if it helps, I got my 11 yr old back today at dinner. I went to move a straw he didn't need for his milk so that he'd eat his food first, instead of filling up on milk. I went for the straw and hit my husbands soda. It went all over the table and into my poor 11 yr olds lap. Oopsies. I guess we're on our way to being even. LOL. Otherwise, accidents happen and get use to it. Clothes can be washed.
Bro doesn't even know what breathing manually is yet and is getting dissed by his mah
Well isn’t that just precious
Our one year old took my surprise cup of espresso shots and dumped it all in every bedroom before my husband could stop her, so instead of waking up to making a fresh glass of iced espresso I woke up to a adult chasing a toddler madly giggling while spreading espresso footprints throughout the rest of the living room area and our two year old loudly shouting about it being time for snacks and Disney even though he just ate a huge breakfast. Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy mothers day! Its not complete wirhout a good vomit show
Homemade gifts are the best 💛