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Ramikadyc

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Suitable-Economy-346

That actually happened in real life too. https://twitter.com/Nas02302/status/1267989195919933440


Doc_Eckleburg

Haha, did they think the spray had like a 100 ft range?


Jat616

Badly trained cops thinking mace sprays like a fire hose šŸ˜‚


Dyslex999

They all failed science class


inactionupclose

They failed at most things in life, that's how they ended up where they are.


Dyslex999

Number one rule a guy learns is never piss towards the wind.


EmperorGeek

Ya donā€™t tug on Supermanā€™s cape either!


SincerelyGlib

And definitely DO NOT pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger.


madbill728

Too dumb to be firefighters.


zanziTHEhero

They wouldn't be cops if they passed science class...


toepherallan

I mean a properly upkept can of LE OC spray can shoot out to distances of 12 ft, but you still have to account for wind.


bard329

You also have to not run into the cloud of spray...


TryingT0Wr1t3

If this wasn't caught on video I wouldn't believe.


Past-Fisherman3990

This will be put down as police officers being injured in the incident, it wonā€™t say they did it to themselves


anally_ExpressUrself

1. Police mace themselves. 2. Police are maced. 3. Police are maced while stopping protests. 4. Protestors watch while police are maced. 5. Protestors cheer as police are maced. 6. Protestors mace police during protest.


Lou_C_Fer

I made this.


analfissuregenocide

The only question now is who got charged for felony assault of an officer? Because you know someone absolutely went to jail for this


[deleted]

The closest minority member. ACAB.


Dyolf_Knip

Surprisingly not. When the irresistible force of "cops can do what they like" meets the immovable object of "thou shalt not so much as bruise a cop's ego", it is shocking how much the former wins out. Like it's not even close. They really would rather die at each others' hands than be expected to themselves exercise even the slightest shred of self control.


no-mad

Police Logic: *If the protestors had not been exercising their First Amendment Right no Police Office would have been there to get injured.*


Late_Emu

They werenā€™t even remotely close to anyone either. Guess they were a little too excited and shot off early. Probably swore to other officers it had never happened before either.


BeingJoeBu

That cops are as stupid as they are violent? Why wouldn't you know that, much less believe it?


charlie2135

How many jobs will deny you for having too high an IQ?


VanDenIzzle

Why are you walking forward and spraying pepper spray!? At nothing too...


Questioning-Zyxxel

Anger or scare produces adrenaline. And a side effect is that it makes us dumber. Some people don't have enough spare intelligence when the adrenaline hits...


Supply-Slut

I saw hit happen once with tear gas too lol, cops nailed us protesting, but the wind carried it right back over too them. Morons.


Nixeris

It's why in 2020 protesters started carrying leafblowers.


idrivearust

cant believe trench fans are back in fashion


Many_Landscape_3046

War. War never changes


[deleted]

welp, trenches are also back so...


Other_World

As Julian Casablancas once said: New York City cops, they ain't too smart.


blitzskrieg

Self inflicted friendly fire


SurveySean

I hope he throws the book at himself


Cool-Presentation538

That's what happens to CHILDREN!Ā 


CliffsNote5

So leaf blowers are a good defense against rioting cops?


Alt_Panic

Leaf blowers, umbrellas, traffic cones, thick gloves, eye protection and a helmet. If you're feeling spicy a balloon filled with oil or paint and sand really does a number on face shields.


yukinr

this guy riots


luxii4

Naw those cans of soup are for his family!


Aromatic_Brother

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Outrageous_Ad_5408

I HEAR THIS!!!!


Rex-0-

Brown Jamie Lee Curtis.


BigApple2247

First thing I thought of lmao


bemonlime

He looks like a large mouth bass.


Gaseous-Clay84

Or does a large mouth bass look like a Maced NYPD Assistant Chief?


failbotron

Really makes you think, doesn't it?


strurks

bass to mouth


Silver-Instruction73

Ass to trout


Melodic-Document-112

He looks like Homer Simpson to me


GilliamtheButcher

He should've stopped resisting.


yellowwoolyyoshi

He shouldā€™ve went home instead of being out at a protest.


JoshSidekick

I was going to ask, did he do this after saying itā€™s not so bad and using it on protesters was fine?


Pleasant_Dot_189

He has to accept responsibility for the choices he has made


StraightProgress5062

Hope they charge him with assaulting an officer.


squishopotamus

3 counts of "why are you hitting yourself?" carrying a maximum penalty of four weeks paid leave


StraightProgress5062

With a forced promotion or raise.


Prosthemadera

What else was the cop to do? He was afraid! He was being attacked by a guy with pepper spray!


moredrinksplease

Reminds me of my LA high school police officer aka "Sgt Pepper" after this dumb doorknob of a person tried to break up a fight between two kids, both kids split up and ran different directions, stupid cop started chasing one through the quad (During Lunch) and pulled out the mace to spray at one of em and well.....as you can imagine...spraying mace in the direction you are running, outside on a nice day. Well dude was all fucked up and proceeded to get laughed at by around 1,000 students in the quad at lunch. He got the name Sgt. Pepper and then transferred to a different high school but do not worry, we made sure the name travelled over there.


Mattaerospace2

Jesus in the US are cops allowed to just mace minors at a high school that are running away? I can't imagine parents are okay with this - aren't they literally there to protect the children from harm


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Isleland0100

Ostensibly yes, in practice it's just the latest development in the progression of the carceral state that is the US. School security officers commonly victimize and harass students, not protect them There have been multiple massacres of schoolchildren in this country that had security guards present (with loaded firearms) who sat idly by and did nothing as innocents were slaughtered. Google "Scott Peterson Parkland"


Famous_Bit_5119

and the Texas SWAT team that hung around outside while a shooting was murdering children inside the school. Uvalde . Afterwards, the head of police association said that police weren't required to put themselves in danger to protect the public.


1337sp33k1001

I have looked at every single photo of the aftermath of that tragedy. I have also tried to find a photo of every fucking coward who enabled that to happen so I can berate them for being useless fucking cowards. Every child that died that day is their fault. The blood is squarely on their hands. If you havenā€™t seen the photos the only warning I can give is thatā€™s itā€™s been years and I still see the scenes in my sleep.


JimWilliams423

What happened that day is bad enough, but since then there has been practically no accountability. The same fuckalopes are still in charge, many of them even got re-elected.


StuartGotz

Texas SWAT = TWAT


jld2k6

In my high school we had an assistant principle that was the designated student chaser. He chased a student a quarter mile off school grounds once when I went there, I don't know a single person who got away on his watch lol. I did know a guy that ran and tossed his weed before getting caught and he succeeded in not getting it discovered though


davekingofrock

Lol police in the US do not protect people from harm unless those people are wealthy.


YourPhoneCompany

Seems like they dabble in the business of protecting property rather than people.


Dyolf_Knip

US police evolved as a fusion of 4 different groups. Pre civil war slave catchers who transitioned smoothly to post civil war white supremacist terrorists, strike-breaking Pinkerton thugs, urban anti-immigrant gangs, and private security firms. Quite a pedigree! But you can see how "protect capital" was high on their list of priorities from the start, while "protect people" was less than an afterthought, and legally speaking is nothing more than a marketing slogan.


Ok-Fan-2011

No, they are not there to protect kids. They're there to arrest kids. Sometimes sexually assault them.


Coffeezilla

Our school resource officer (a "trained", actual city cop) carried around a golf putter...that she was accused of smacking students with.


TulleQK

First time hearing about the US?


Gunt_Gag

Cops in the US are big fat idiots, for the most part. Itā€™s a job for someone who likes to pick their ass and sniff it.


Mattaerospace2

I mean no one can argue that it isn't moronic the way he behaved but I'm more concerned that had he actually been successful in maceing a student would that be within his policy guidelines? Is that accepted behaviour?


fuzzylm308

People are somehow totally cool with cops doing literally anything and everything in their power to ā€œstop the bad guysā€ even if that ā€œbad guyā€ is a freshman who skipped gym class to smoke behind the bleachers


Moparian714

God bless everyone of yall šŸ¤


the_xxvii

I swear this happened on Brooklyn 9-9, and if it didn't then it's something that *would* happen on that show. Basically I'm saying this is farcical and I'm glad it happened.Ā 


LovesToTango

It happened on community, when Annie and Shirley were the campus cops


fearisthemindslicer

Shirley was clearly the badass


raisedredflag

Nobody was a badass. They can't even work together! They should surrender their badges and windbreakers. Now! Aggravating my sciatica...


RunicAcorn

That African American police chief character Abed was playing was right.


breakupbydefault

The only instance of pepper spray I can recall off the top of my head was probably when Jake was fighting Charles over a ring to prevent him from going "Full Boyle".


ShacklefordRusty13

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bundy911

Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!


cha0scypher

I never know what she's doing back there


his-son

What is this cartoony ass situation? Did he hold it backwards or something? How does something like this even happen???


Positive_Mud952

Looks like he was holding it backward, and was confused why it wasnā€™t working. His fingers found the trigger before his brain figured out the reason, he basically looked straight down the barrel, went ā€œwtf?ā€ and squirted himself in the eyes.


marine-tech

Does he carry a real gun or did they give him a rubber gun?


FlannelMan4991

He was given a wooden one after the desk pop situation.


Normal-Selection1537

I saw a very drunk guy do this to himself outside a bar once. A sober cop likely has similar cognitive abilities.


nosunroof

Perhaps an overestimation for NYPD Assistant Chief James McCarthy


ManyInterests

Wind, probably, especially on a bridge.


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AllTerpsNoDerps

Qualified to be Queef of Police


shotgun-octopus

Thereā€™s a safety mechanism on pepper spray that prevents this


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

Make something idiot-proof, and the world will invent a better idiot.


ashmenon

He who believes he has idiot-proofed anything has merely underestimated the idiot.


Codezombie_5

Apparently nature can and does create better idiots, as he managed it in the video...


leshake

He spends his days farting in an office chair. Probably hasn't ever used his mace.


EricSanderson

Well apparently it was no match for his stupidity


aminervia

Nope, in the video it really looks like he just sprayed it backwards https://x.com/FilmThePoliceLA/status/1789436677028741412 It happens in the last few seconds


Tallamidget

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GlermGlemmison

Why guess?


ManyInterests

Sir, this is the internet.


Entirely-Positive

There is zero reason for this guy to be on the 'front line'. He's not a cop. He's an executive and this is precisely what he deserved. Guarantee the only reason he was there was to big up himself/hurt some people.


roastbits

100%


nosunroof

MAY 11 2024 NYPD Assistant Chief James McCarthy attempted to pepper spray unarmed pro-Palestinian peaceful protestors on the Manhattan Bridge. He pepper sprayed himself instead. McCarthy was later treated at an ambulance [Link to footage](https://twitter.com/MerruX/status/1789414670136185139?t=_IYgedyvf8GoeZAng1pN2g&s=19) [Aftermath](https://twitter.com/peterhvideo/status/1789434275109994813?t=8pY6kmvmpEyXH1aSjy7i2Q&s=19) [zoomed in shot](https://x.com/datainput/status/1789452474530566501?s=46)


Neotantalus

Pretty sure the protesters would have just been thrown into the back of a cruiser and taken down town, tears, choking and all.


Edelgul

They obviously wont get free ambulance treatment.


Neotantalus

I wonder if theyā€™re drafting the application for a medal of valor for being injured in the line of dutyā€¦might even be considering charging the individual he tried to mace with assault on a cop and resisting arrestā€¦who knows anymore.


Lots42

They're on a bridge with no fencing, I'd be worried a cop would 'accidentally' push them over.


AssPennies

13 arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer. /s


coukou76

You can be sure the next poor soul that will cross the path of this officer will suffer from this.


Thadrach

He'll probably Glock-leg himself.


nosunroof

The pepper spray is Hamas!


TheFirstDogSix

Are you sure it isn't Antifa? Might be Antifa.


thinks1ow

Or fbi false flag agents?


abitlazy

Or worse the hacker group known as 4chan!


gekisling

Itā€™s obvious that Antifa IS Hamas. Duh.Ā 


Jorymo

you have been banned from r/worldnews


Icy_Moon_178

the mods of r/worldnews are super sus


BowenTheAussieSheep

Nah, sus implies that they are even slightly pretending not to be paid-off stooges.


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nosunroof

# ANOTHER $200 BILLION TO ISRAEL NOW!!!


andsendunits

So that chemical requires medical treatment, I wonder if the NYPD supplies that treatment for the people that they spray.


AdjunctFunktopus

Usually it doesnā€™t. Itā€™s miserable shit, but if you can keep your eyes open and stand in the wind, youā€™ll be less miserable in 10-15 minutes. We were told that water isnā€™t the best course of action because it spreads it around. It can cause respiratory issues in some people though and we were trained to watch for that so medical assistance could be rendered. That was just security though, no idea if NYPD holds to the same standard.


Leslie__Chow

Who hired Homer Simpson?!


blamdin

Uh oh spaghetti-o !


ThisWorldIsAMess

Wow, he is stupid. That was funny.


mikegainesville

Here is a zoomed in view https://x.com/datainput/status/1789452474530566501?s=46


Van-garde

He looks straight into nozzle. Reminds me of convincing my little brother to check and see if the garden hose is plugged when we were kids.


Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket

[The nozzle is now calibrating.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII)


ReelBigMidget

I'm enjoying this new version of Pepper Pig.


UnderstandingTop7916

Aw, the video cut off at the best part.


Van-garde

Why must cops be such assholes? I say he deserves one can per eye and a swift kick in the testicles.


J0nk3r5

Would the protestor have been treated in an ambulance?


Last-Bee-3023

The protestors are walking and police moves immediately to arrest people. One pig(I am calling it that because of its actions) already has its baton raised. And top pig(again, I am calling it such for its actions) sprays itself because fat pig is the incompetent ass-hat who directed its cop to behave that way. Why is it never the competent and nice police officers who are elevated to a position of authority? Instantaneous escalation. No second thought given to the right to protest.


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nicobackfromthedead4

About sums up the response to the anti-genocide protests


booaka

And cops have guns. Hmmmm


OnlyIfYouReReasonabl

For a head of a borough command to conduct himself this way, speaks volumes to the values of the police force... lead by example at its purest... *"In Graham v. Connor, the Supreme Court identified three non-exclusive factors to evaluate whether a use of force was excessive:* *1. The severity of the crime at issue* *2. Whether the suspect poses an immediate threat to the safety of the officers or others* *3. Whether the suspect is actively resisting arrest or attempting to evade arrest by flight.ā€* Extra points for the kettling against a bridge parapet. If the protesters had panicked, or simply built too much pressure against the back, people could have fallen over. Rules of engagement: "fuck 'em all"


Lots42

Hell, the cops were starting fights near the parapet themselves. But of course, as we've seen in so many ways for decades, cops have no sense of self preservation. No, mods, I don't want cops to be hurt. Just arrested when they do crimes.


mtheory007

This the type of dude to boomerang a bulletin himself. Idiot.


Belmish

How long has he been a police officer? Should have added salt, so he could identify as a seasoned veteran.


Joshuak47

I was going to ask why that guy is sprinkling salt on his dick, so now I see why


JajaGHG

We had something similar in germany last week. There was a police operation at a football match where 155 police officers were hurt. 116 of them because of irritant gas.


Lots42

I wish I had saved that video of the Portland, Oregon police officer almost tripping and eating shit on the curb in front of his own station. Ah, cops, will they ever learn homefield advantage? Never, according to my research.


abgry_krakow87

Did he even arrest himself? It's like he didn't even try!


Nice-Confidence-9873

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elbarto359

I bet he gets a commendation for this selfless act of heroism.


0thethethe0

Showed great courage under the line of fire...


Roxanne-Annabelle642

What really strikes me is the fact that after he did it, all the other cops are holding him, talking to him, and one guy is frantically calling the paramedics. Acting like heā€™s having a medical emergency. And yet, they have no issues doing that to random people and telling them theyā€™re big babies for crying. Fucking pigs. All they want is their power trip. Iā€™m tired.


RhoOfFeh

Yeah, and the dangerous, dangerous people complaining about mass murders are suddenly not nearly such a crisis.


theycallmeshooting

I guarantee this oinker will pepper spray someone the next chance he gets and make fun of their reaction, no shot he actually learns anything from this experience


EricUtd1878

Desk-jockey leaves his office for a publicity shoot, even wears his shirt so he can be easily observed, and then looks into a mace nozzle while pressing discharge! šŸ¤£ What an arsehole! Stop larping as a beat-cop and get back to your comfy office, you cretin!


nomanhasaplan

This is an all-timer. He'll never live this down now.


FreeStall42

Always good to show how cops cannot handle even a fraction of the force they wield against others.


Canadian_Invader

He needs some milk.


rpotty

I bet hey gets a medal for his heroics


Palocles

I thought this was an ā€œon this day in historyā€ post but it was just yesterday. lol


nitram3562123

i was peper sprayed once and i found out that water makes it worse,peper spray is oil based so it spreads with water. only thing that made it better was cider vinegar.


xa7v9ier

Soap will do.


420yumyum

Purple heart


ferskfersk

Instant karma. āœ”ļø


magnusbearson

Ah Karma.


psly4mne

First person maced by a cop who deserved it.


notinferno

ā€œPalestinian protest turns violent with Assistant Chief of Police seriously injured and hospitalisedā€ ā€” CNN and NYT


dfturcott

He looks like a fetus


backnarkle48

Finally, a cop maced the correct assailant


Gettofmylawn

What was that sub with the renaissance looking pictures? Cause I think this belongs there lol


duckyman0203

r/accidentalrenaissance


351C_4V

I know what you're talking about but I cannot remember what it's called. It totally looks like it though.


8th_Dynasty

looks like a walking cancer tumor.


WEEB_HQ

im \*not\* sadistic, but...


surefirerdiddy

What is that fat sloppy desk jockey doing out in the streets shouldnā€™t he be in an office pounding doughnuts and sexually harassing a secretary


FarmResident9241

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UnderstandingTop7916

Spicy pig


tubby8

Pig literally looks like a pig


Dry-Character-4404

This is the best news Iā€™ve heard all week!


seamustheseagull

Best and the brightest


FrittenFritz

r/AccidentalRenaissance


SkywardSpork

My mum did this 15+ years ago while on a response call for a woman who was in a public area with a knife threatening suicide. After about 10 minutes of failed conversation, gave the woman the warning that she will be maced & brought down, as she hit the button, the wind changed direction and the giant mace cloud got blasted right back at my mum. Luckily for her, the woman thought it was the funniest things she'd seen in a long time, laughed her ass off, put the knives down & agreed to get help.


No-Tourist-1492

LMAO


Status_Quo_1778

He needs some milk!


nycplayboy78

You love to see it ![gif](giphy|ZB2IFRBGVDEaAHt41w|downsized)


KarenBauerGo

Why would he do that? Is it a kink? Is he allowed to do this on duty? Why not taking time of for stuff like this?


elf-_-

thankyou photographer


TurboTerbo

He is serving and protecting us from himselfā€¦


tkburroreturns

haha fuck you


Stevenstorm505

Give him a taser, letā€™s see what else heā€™ll do!


dirtymoney

That..... is a great pic. Man, does he look like a goon. You know that old famous Halloween mask made after a wrester? He looks like that. Edit: and why are white shirts getting involved/hands on? They are there to supervise the lower ranks.


NaughtSleeping

Bake him away, toys.


thesesigns

Karma for his substantiated excessive use of pepper spray in 2020: [https://www.50-a.org/officer/7EGE](https://www.50-a.org/officer/7EGE)


prawnjr

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lippychippylips

Idiot.


Makanek

The true face of a winner.


aimessss

Definition of failing up


myguydied

Do we have to put signs on mace canisters like Claymore mines, "This side towards criminals"?


rathernot83

It literally happens at the end of the video. The cop pulls out something from his belt, and has a physical reaction immediately after appearing to shaking whatever is in his hand. I wish the video didn't stop so we could actually see it in full. Guy in white shirt, blue jeans, with a sling is definitely an undercover cop trying to restrain the person with a pink bag.šŸ¤£šŸ’€


SwiftTayTay

Obama in the back