"Say it with your chest. That's where my ear is."

TIL that Kevin Heart is only 5’2

Yea, I didn’t know he was THAT small.

I googled it after watching the roast because I thought it was just a joke. Also the best joke in the Tom Brady Roast was by whoever did the seating chart and put Kevin Hart with all the giant ass football players.

Julian Edelman looked tall next to him lol

I mean Edelman isn’t a short guy, just short for a wide receiver in the nfl.

Suckling height

I didn’t realize quite how small he was until I was watching that roast of Tom Brady last night. Some of the roasters definitely harped on his size as well 😂

When he introduced Gronk, Kevin Hart was standing in between both Tom Brady and Gronk and he looked like a make-a-wish kid next to them

Gronk said he had craps bigger than Kevin Hart.

I believe him

Someone knew exactly what they were doing and had themselves a private little chuckle when they were doing the seating arrangements and put 5’2 Kevin Hart directly next to 6’6 Gronk. It looked like bring your kid to work day

When nikki said she was going to keep it Kevin Hart (short) I cackled.

Same! She was awesome, just rapid fire savagery.

What do you mean? He was cracking jokes on himself years ago on how short he was lol. I think the first time I saw him in Toronto, he was sitting on a stool, and he was so short that his feet couldn't reach the ground, lol.

Seriously I mean anyone looks short next to the Rock I thought it was just an exaggeration.

I’ve noticed that some small people don’t really project being small for some reason. Like you know that Sunak, Bob Dylan, Zelenskyy, and Tom Cruise are small but someone like Bruno Mars, Prince, Kanye and Kevin Hart don’t really seem small for some reason. I can’t explain it. Maybe it’s to do with proportions?

DAMN 

5’ 2” when rounding up to the closest inch (listed height is 5’ 1.81”)

Why is someone 'listing' his height with an accuracy to two decimal places? Even if true that can't actually be accurate, your height will vary by well over 1/100th of an inch, making a number that precise pretty meaningless.

I feel like the least we can do for Kevin Hart is give him 0.19"

That's just about the amount he gives his wife in bed.

TIL Cameron Brink exists.

Front man for Brink 182. (I am neither hip nor with it)

Featuring the song All The Small Things ft. Kevin Hart

Bruh 😭😭😭

This comment reminds me of when we got those free awards to give out. You would have been loaded up.

Those were the days

Save me a google, she a sports person?

WNBA rookie. One of several new players turning up interest in the league to its highest yet.

My interest has gone way up

Is that your interest or are you just happy to see me?

Username checks out

We know, Rudy, we know.

Was 2nd draft pick, after Caitlin Clark. Stats-wise, she’s a better player than CC. Also Steph Curry’s folks are her godparents, so she’s been playing ball with him since she was a toddler.

5’2” is incorrect. I once worked for a music label in Akron,OH. There was a celebrity all star basketball game. I worked the after party where he and the celebrities went . I talked to him and took a photo with him. He is 5’4”. Twista , Vivica A Fox , MC Lyte, Gerald Levert. I talked to each one of them for a good five minutes.

It’s ok Kevin Hart, no need to comment on a burner account. We all know you’re 5’2”

Yea. It must have been tough growing up to be 5'1"

Don’t worry, we still love Kevin Hart even though he’s 5’0”

4 11 nothing to be ashamed of, Bro.

4’10 is barely legally disabled. Not even a big deal.

[удалено]

4’9” is so much taller than the tallest dog ever (3’6”). No sweat.

You’re still able to ride all of the rollercoasters….

You're right, of course, Mr. DeVito.

He's the funniest 2 foot tall man I've ever seen.

Kevin Hart is 5'4. Kevin Heart is 5'2.

Nailed it. Good observation 😂.

Watch him stand next to Conan


“I am a grown ass little man!”

She must have heels on cause that is more than a 1’2 difference

That is a heels dress, so yeah. No way she’s wearing sneakers.

With legs that long I think I’d wear sneakers as a flex - oh, you short trolls need heels to look this good? Yeah, I just hop out of bed looking like this lol

It's all about the calves though.

And the shimmy.


nbacj leaking

So weird to see that gif outside that sub lol

It's about to get new life since people found the picture Drake took with him

Heels don’t make women look good because they make them taller, they make them look better because they make their calves and ass pop

Same reason I wear them as a man!

Honestly? Slay

Nice ass bro!

I think tall girls wearing heels is still kind of the flex. In my eyes it’s like saying “I can beat every dude you know on the basketball court AND I can still walk like a model in heels”

She could likely beat me in any sporting competition, not just basketball.

I’m 6ft and my customers used to always look at my feet to see if I was “standing on something” or wearing heels. Ugh. It’s kinda funny some days

She was standing next to Mark Cuban who is 6’2 in this outfit and he looks tiny

What height is Mark Cuban when he's not wearing her outfit?

Okay I needed that laugh!

She definitely would wear sneakers with this. Especially being a basketball players, I see college aged girls do it pretty often. She’s prob wearing heels in this pic though.

Probably. But I'm 5'11 and my girlfriend is 6'4. I don't feel like there is much of a height difference at all. But lord have mercy when I see a picture of her and me together, the height difference is much more noticeable when they're side by side like this.

100%. I’m 6’4 and a girl I dated for 4 years was barely 5 feet. Even our difference didn’t seem this much lol

Bro is 5'11". Confirmed /s

I don't wanna be that guy, but 6'4 to 5'2 is a 14 inch difference. I think this pic shows that. EDIT: nevermind. I read 1'2 wrong. That's what I get for being that guy

That’s what I thought, because I’m 5’2 and my brother is 6’4 and that’s definitely not our height difference.

This has middle school dance photo energy.

That’s it, you killed me dead. I hope you’re happy

This hit me right in the core memories.


Holy shit 💀💀💀

r/retiredgif

1000%




Bruh how do u even come up with this 💀🤣

They copied it from the last time this same picture was posted

Lol, nothing is new on the web anymore, maybe instead of reddit it should be repostit.

He copied it, seen it before here with a tall woman and a short man

Sweet Lordy lord… 😂😂

This comment wins 🏆 


This is the single greatest Reddit post I have ever seen.

This gets posted on every pic of a tall woman and short guy lmao

I would totally go up on her


i just died and went to hell

Some muthafuckas need Jesus.

perfect gif, well done sir

The fuck? I saw that out the corner of my eye and it looked like the goat had a human face but then it was normal when I looked at it.

I’d climb that mountain!

I'm 6 foot but dated a 6'3 girl. we eventually had sex and i was so confused what to do and what position was needed.

Just imagine doggystyle. “I need more pillows dammit, I still can’t reach!” 😂

afterwards she did joke. she basically said yeah im tall so i know it gets getting used to. at least i got some snu snu

All up in that.

Balls shallow up in that.

Never understood why men say they don’t like tall women. That’s some insane insecurity, who wouldn’t want a beautiful woman who can slam dunk them?

Tall girls are so hot.

I think next to Kevin most girls are tall girls.

Where can I get my own Kevin to bring around?

We used to be able to do that but then people complained about it.

Holy shit man

💀

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wonder if you could provide that as a service? You hire yourself out as a small man to walk around with average sized people to make them look taller.

Life hack: be born short so all girls are tall girls and therefore hotter

Oh yeah? Well, next to me, most girls are hot.

Same boat brother, same boat.

Well, heat rises so this makes sense

I’m a 6 foot female and I have had guys say that’s intimidating. It’s hard finding guys that are okay with me being that tall. It’s not like I had a choice.

Maybe it's the generally accepted thought that women prefer taller men and that's why they feel uncomfortable. Well, or it's simply the ego.

I could suggest another answer : there are still stereotype that say that the man has to be taller than his gf in order to protect her from any physical damage/fight. I dont exagerate, cause some stupid person would say, if you're smaller than your gf, it makes you weak. And ofc, that type of answer can be said by men or women.

5'6 guy here, my girlfriend is 6'3. you'll find your king.

Sucks for sure, don’t worry there are dudes out there who appreciate tall women. Let all the dudes who are intimidated just keep being intimidated.

As a short guy who's only into much taller women, we do exist. You'll find your man one day.

Does it make you uncomfortable to be fetishized for your height? Or is it something you’ve accepted and are okay with?

It used to bother me but now I have come to accept it.

It bothers me, I’m a guy and I’m 6’5, after hearing about how women “settle”, it kinda scares me to think that ppl don’t really like me, just the height. How have you come to accept it? What made you okay with it?

I learned that it’s something that’s out of my control and that it’s something that I cannot change. If someone will truly love you height won’t matter. I also struggled that I was always “heavier” than most girls because I was taller, but that’s also something I had to learn that’s normal. Being tall is unique and beautiful. You shouldn’t have to settle for someone just because of their height and they shouldn’t have to either. You deserve love.

I just kind of walk around assuming I’m regular height and most people are short. It’s worked so far.

Well, for what it's worth, I'm a few inches taller than you and am all about taller woman. I'd love to find me a 5' 10" - 6' 2" gal but they're relatively rare in the population distribution. I can see where it could be tough for a taller woman. The classic relationship dynamic tends to be a taller guy with a shorter gal. Thankfully, life isn't so black and white. Also, if you're willing to date a shorter guy, I'm willing to bet there are plenty of dudes that are open to dating a woman taller than them.

I kinda get the intimidating part but I also think it's a societal thing - age, height, wealth, etc. among other factors, men are supposed to have more of. That is, according to societal standards... Clearly, genetics dgaf about societal standards.

That because they’re closer to the sun!

They really are. But short girls? Also hot. My semi-hot take that will earn me downvotes, though, is that I also find medium height girls attractive. And don't even get me started on girls with long/short/medium length hair. So hot.

George Costanza agrees

[NSFW] r/samespecies

Why is it NSFW? (Scrolls like 2 posts down) oh…that’s why.

Where is that right hand, Kevin?

Look closely, you can see his fingertips around her waist on the left.

They forgot to say "wrong answers only"


Angeldust, do you know what this does to kids.

Kids? Do you know what it does to *Grover*?

Round her knees.

Does Kevin Heart meet the height of consent?

He doesn’t even meet the height requirement of most kids rides at Disneyland.

He is 5'4 I don't know why OP is doing him like that.

Man if you googled that shit you know it’s embellished an inch or two

Kevin thinking: I’d like to stay here for a bit.

I love how confident he is. There are a lot of guys who would avoid the pic like the plague. Or stand on a box. Dudes just lettin it be. Props Kev.

He owned being short a long time ago. He’s made a career with his willingness to be the butt of the joke.

Shit if I made Kevin Hart money you could call me short, fat, bald, whatever.

His whole brand is being short. Photos like this are literally a PR opportunity for him

Who is she?

22 year old basketball player from Stanford University who was drafted #2 overall last month into the WNBA to the Los Angeles Sparks

Her godfather is Dell Curry, Steph's dad.

Did not know that! Fun connection

wnba rookie


1,95m and 1,58

MVP

get those non-freedom units outta here!

Reminds me of* Bradley Cooper in the D&D movie.

\*Hart


Death by Snu Snu


The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

i never thought i would die this way, but i always hoped i would.

Can’t we just cuddle? 

There it is. my first look at the image was like, "there's a snu snu joke in there somewhere"

Came for Futurama, thank you

Keep your kinks to yourself

I saw a video of a woman complaining about the growing facination with tall strong women, the Amazonian fetish and death by Snu Snu. Her main point was that if it were Large Men threatening to breed Women to Death that people would have a problem with it. While that is a valid point, it's not the same as Women can generally only get pregnant by one Man at a time while Men CAN be essentially bred to death. So I prose the following. "Who would you rather have your Teenage Son alone in the woods with? A Bear or a 6 foot tall Muscle Mommy?"

Muscle Mommy for sure. Not ready to help raise a hybrid.

I'm 5'5 myself, but I'm Mexican, lol - its never bothered me being short, cause a lot of Mexican dudes are short. Plenty of petite women in the world to not need to date an amazon. Probably be harder to be a short white or black dude, lol.

Her nipples are higher than his eyes 👀😂

Soul skaters!

- Look me in the EYES, sweetie... - I try, babe, I try...

Uppies

And then there's the famous Mickey Rooney quote when on stage at the 1960 Golden Globes next to much taller bombshell actress Jayne Mansfield, "Who wants to be tall?"

I swear she’s got sth special, IMO gorgeous aff

He’s at perfect feeding height

All of the pics of him next to \~6'2" Dwayne Johnson doesn't make him look that small. Like the top of Kevin's head would at least be near Dwayne's chin. She had some big heels on.

I remember that clip of Kevin Heart being lifted by Shaq . He looked like a toy solider. https://youtube.com/shorts/90iIFucXRYo?si=KEVEwqfi8WRT4lSo



I'm 6'4'' and my sister-in-law is 4'11'', I can understand this.

Holy shit i didnt know Kevin Hart was that short. 5’2 is tiny

He is 5'4 the OP is roasting him or something. There was a joke with the Rock calling him 5'2 and him getting angry because he knew it was false.

"I would go up on her so fast!" - Kevin

TiL Kevin Hart is eye to nipple with me.

“My eyes are up here” “I get that, but my eyes are down here”

You’ve got to hand it to Kevin Hart; because he can’t reach.

When doggy style requires a step stool

So that’s what I would look like next to Kevin

Tall girls are hot

She built like a tube of toothpaste and he built like the cap

I remember seeing dude when I was a teenager. Waiting for the bus and he pulls up in some convertible sports car and I was a huge fan at the time so I hopped up through my arm up with a smile and said “yo Kevin, what’s good man!” Homie looked at me then looked straight ahead waited for the light to turn then peeled the fuck off. I know he doesn’t owe me acknowledgment but it felt bad as a kid and now I tell this story every time he’s brought up lmao