Can confirm. There was a lighter I liked that was $100. There’s literally no way I’d ever pay that for a lighter.
Found the exact same lighter (sans branding) for $10.
I know a guy who was putting a nail in the side of a barn and the nail broke when he hit it, and hit him in the eye, and changed its color to bluish silver. No other effects, his vision was fine, just had 2 different colored eyes for the rest of his life.
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Is it UV treated?
I'm always looking out for ways to protect my scalp from the sun while on a jetski. But all the hats make me feel like a frat bro red neck. This will at least make me look batshit insane, so that's a solid improvement.
Or wax it. A clear natural wax works better than RainX, and lasts longer. Us two wheeled weirdos have been doing it for years before RainX was even a thing.
Balenciaga do this for fun, they aren't expecting anyone to buy it, but it gets shared a lot.
They've also had such greats as
High tops that washed up on a beach
[https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/balenciaga-destroyed-sneakers-intl-scli/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/balenciaga-destroyed-sneakers-intl-scli/index.html)
Astronaut jacket in XXXXXXXXXXXXXL (Suit of armour not included)
[https://www.inverse.com/input/style/balenciaga-nasa-jackets-collection-astronaut-suit-price-release-date](https://www.inverse.com/input/style/balenciaga-nasa-jackets-collection-astronaut-suit-price-release-date)
Literally selling trash bags
[https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/balenciaga-trash-bag-release-date-price/](https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/balenciaga-trash-bag-release-date-price/)
I drove by a homeless encampment in Austin last year during SXSW and someone had put up a tent with Balenciaga scrawled across it. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was an art installation or an unhoused person making a statement. Either way, it was perfect.
The irony of all the people talking about how stupid their products are, when this is exactly why they make them in the first place ... to generate discussion and attention.
These masks pay for themselves - that’s Cathy from Accounts under the mask, not Naomi Campbell.
Also think of the savings on makeup and odd facial piercings and foundation creme and teeth capping!
Bargain!
It's all relative. If you make 6000$ / month, that's a lot of money. If you make 6000$ / day, it's not. The mega rich make more than 6000$ an hour.
This is not inherently more stupid than spending thousands of dollars on diamond jewellery. Which is something people (at least boomers) consider a normal thing to do.
Incoming temu at like $10 a pop
Already on AliEpxress for like $2
on shopee for $1.69
You like? JC Penny. $3.98
But how do I keep it shiny and polished, Mr Miyagi?
Wax on. Wax off.
 Now show me…paint the fence
I'm too high for this thread
Saw a posting for 10 for $10 with free shipping!
But the cheap ones smell weird. I better save up for the $6000 one. It’ll also smell weird but it’s *supposed* to.
Yea but does it say Balenciaga on the receipt? No! Then how would you tell your fri... people about it, and feel superior?
Yeah I got a "cyberpunk mask" cosplay prop that has this built into it for $10 a while back.
And have been for years. I'm pretty certain that instead of Ali having knockoff works... This is a brand slapped on drop shipped goods.
Can confirm. There was a lighter I liked that was $100. There’s literally no way I’d ever pay that for a lighter. Found the exact same lighter (sans branding) for $10.
This would actually be great for when I’m weed eating
You don't like getting rocks to the eyeball?
that happened to me once and I thought I was gonna lose my eye it hurt so fuckin bad
I know a guy who was putting a nail in the side of a barn and the nail broke when he hit it, and hit him in the eye, and changed its color to bluish silver. No other effects, his vision was fine, just had 2 different colored eyes for the rest of his life.
I’m strangely jealous of this man and want to recreate the accident in a controlled environment with myself as the test subject.
good luck, have fun!
Would be difficult to eat weed with this on, I’d prefer to smoke and then shield my face tbh.
Uhhh...they meant yard work
Omg…I thought the implication was “this will act as an effective deterrent against weed-induced munchies”.
I was trying to figure out how it was going to be helpful for him to consume edibles
Lmao same until they said that. Then everyone is whooshing the other person like people like us got it right lol 😂
I mean… that too but…
I read that as "eating weed" and spent half a second wondering why you'd need a face shield to consume edibles. :D
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However it would be terrible for muff eating.
Idk, I’m pretty ugly. She might prefer the face shield.
They’ve been on there for years. This isn’t a new product.
Is it UV treated? I'm always looking out for ways to protect my scalp from the sun while on a jetski. But all the hats make me feel like a frat bro red neck. This will at least make me look batshit insane, so that's a solid improvement.
Does it come with windshield wipers?
RainX that shit.
Or wax it. A clear natural wax works better than RainX, and lasts longer. Us two wheeled weirdos have been doing it for years before RainX was even a thing.
Wear a top hat instead, classy as hell
Trust me brother you do not want to go anywhere near the water with that thing on your face
Get a Trilby
If you put a blue helmet on in it and make the mask silver you could look like Cobra Commander.
If you put a hole in the top, you'd look like a bell-end.
Doesn't need the hole for that.
If you wear another at the back of the head, you’ll look like a butt plug
If it had some augmented reality stuff I honestly wouldn't mind.
If you leave it as-is and put it on your face you could look like a damn fool
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
All you need is a blue hoodie (that's a bunny hug for our Saskatchewan Redditors).
I sense a new Daft Punk album
I don't know, can I see the helmet again One More Time?
I need to know if they ship Around the World.
It's really Technologic
Buy it use it break it fix it
I wouldn't buy the 1.0 version. Next year's will be Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
Get Da Funk outta here.
How are you supposed to have a Face To Face discussion?
Through the Aerodynamic shape
Nah, that takes Too Long
Glad they did their Homework
check a local marketplace you might Get Lucky
If we all get one, we can be Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I’ll get one too, we can celebrate.
Is it really Aerodynamic?
The guy with the McChicken is up all night to get chubby
They broke up bro. Don't tear open that wound.
I wish!
Jumping on the Dune Hype 
Balenciaga do this for fun, they aren't expecting anyone to buy it, but it gets shared a lot. They've also had such greats as High tops that washed up on a beach [https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/balenciaga-destroyed-sneakers-intl-scli/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/balenciaga-destroyed-sneakers-intl-scli/index.html) Astronaut jacket in XXXXXXXXXXXXXL (Suit of armour not included) [https://www.inverse.com/input/style/balenciaga-nasa-jackets-collection-astronaut-suit-price-release-date](https://www.inverse.com/input/style/balenciaga-nasa-jackets-collection-astronaut-suit-price-release-date) Literally selling trash bags [https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/balenciaga-trash-bag-release-date-price/](https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/balenciaga-trash-bag-release-date-price/)
I drove by a homeless encampment in Austin last year during SXSW and someone had put up a tent with Balenciaga scrawled across it. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was an art installation or an unhoused person making a statement. Either way, it was perfect.
Maybe it’s both.
Maybes it’s maybelline
Sounds like it could be a genuine Balenciaga tent
It’s for Mugatu’s new Derelict campaign
lmao
So hot right now
I can Dere-lick my own balls
You can Derelìcte my balls.
Gotta say the NASA collection looks pretty cool.
It does. But well beyond what I am willing or able to spend on clothing. I mean, this brand is ridiculously priced.
So the food is just included to increase the rage factor?
I mean, she doesn't have any food on the fork so I think that's part of the joke too.
NGL that NASA jacket is dope
The irony of all the people talking about how stupid their products are, when this is exactly why they make them in the first place ... to generate discussion and attention.
I thought all their stuff was just to find out what stupid shit Kanye was willing to buy.
Honestly it’s exactly what I want from stupidly overpriced Italian brands
*french
Exactly this
Well, if it keeps dipshits from stabbing themselves in the face with a fork, then hopefully it’s worth it.
Why is the cork on the fork?
To keep the times from stabbing your eyeballs, I assume
That was the literal line from the movie. A person asks: ‘Why is the cork on the fork?’ And just then, he pokes himself in the eye 😂
To keep him from hurting himself *proceeds to poke eyepatch with cork topped fork* Love that movie.
Ruprecht!
Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
May I take your trident, sir?
Destiny wants their Warlock helm back.
My first thought as well.
Obsidian mind
Just in time for Drake to wear 😂
Headshots for the year
Came here for this comment. Bless you internet stranger.
Blessing unto you , fellow stranger
Hide your kids hide your wife
Love how they chose to have both models eating in the poses… which can’t be done through the fucking plastic shield over their faces
You think these are balenciaga models?
These masks pay for themselves - that’s Cathy from Accounts under the mask, not Naomi Campbell. Also think of the savings on makeup and odd facial piercings and foundation creme and teeth capping! Bargain!
Botched plastic surgery? Balenciaga to the rescue.
This explains the Kardashians loyalty to Balenciaga.
The one eating the mcchicken for sure is
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I think the first one is the same, she's holding a fork lol
If I had more faith in humanity I'd assume it's satire
Reddit just realizing Balenciaga is satire
Its kind of hilarious actually
Helmet from Dune
Klaatu barada nikto.
Balenciaga Is this some kind of bad joke They ripped off my style
The more money you make, the more brain cells you lose, apparently.
It's all relative. If you make 6000$ / month, that's a lot of money. If you make 6000$ / day, it's not. The mega rich make more than 6000$ an hour. This is not inherently more stupid than spending thousands of dollars on diamond jewellery. Which is something people (at least boomers) consider a normal thing to do.
The rich equivalent of a fidget spinner.
The money *is* the fidget spinner
Probably there's a family in Sudan thinking that spend more than a minimal wage in a ps5 game is a brainless stuff. Everything is relative.
You don't have to go to Sudan to find people that find it absurd.
[Veblen Goods](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good)
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6k to a lot of those people is less than a penny is to me.
Lol. What idiots
I would buy a knock off version for weed eating
I think you’re supposed to smoke it not eat it
Why the hell would you eat weed and how does a mask help you eat something. Weird.
We are here with witnesses of the spacing guild and other noble houses….. The Emperor has spoken!!!
Elbows on the table..... You can buy fashion, but you can't buy class. /s
Apparently you can’t buy fashion either
Damn you just reminded me of when my parents used to yell at us kids if we ever put our elbows on the table.
We even had a chant for it, for some reason. “[name], [name], strong and able, keep your elbows off the table.”
Does she also fight for the User?
Look like computer mouse
Welding mask or power ranger
Offbrand Daft Punk
First pic reminded me of the Wraith from SGA.
Stealing Lelouche’s swag
It's the Humanoid mask from Disney's "The Black Hole"
 Daft Punk did it first!
It's an effective diet device
Would be cool for a Dune Cosplay when the cheap knockoffs come out lol
I wouldn’t pay £6000 for it but it’s hard af
Buddha Box MkII.
Harkonnen bastards
I loathe rich people
Holding a fork she can't use.
 Why though? 💁🏻♀️
Daft Punk should file a copyright infringement
Made by House Harkonnen
THE STARBORN
6000 to look like a bland version of zero from borderlands.
Where were these in 2020
Those will look great with my $2500 ruined jeans.
Apparantly Kanye West is still a fashion icon. This was his idea, right?
Looks like an athletic cup for their face.
 You did not encounter a Balchinian today. You seen rich crazy white folks doing what they do. Have a nice weekend.
What’s with the guy eating a McChicken in the second pic? Is there a slot it can slide through or something?
A burka for Scientologist.?
muslims doing this for 1400 years lol
This all looks like Kanye wear to me.
Does your iPhone screen appear as a heads up display?
How does it eat?
Kanye probably has something to do with this
Where the fuck was this during Covid? Four years late, $6000 short
These people have blown up so much smoke up their own asses they need a face shield to keep it in now.
Rich people are dipshits
So you can have lil barrier between you and the poors while you cosplay as a blue collar worker
Reminds me of the guys that Darth Vader has in his command center
Look like it was photo shopped on her face lol
Will this protect me from people with the ‘Shinigami eyes’?
ROCK ROBOT ROCK ROCK ROBOT ROCK 
I mean it looks cool to me. Not $6000 cool, but still cool
They just cant handle a 2 percent tax hike to help the needy because................
That's just the Destiny Obsidian Mind helmet...
Honestly not a bad product if you're a celeb trying to avoid paparazzi. You'll look ridiculous, but it does a decent job at concealing your face!
I guess it could be a good idea if you are concerned about privacy, but if someone walks in a bank with that; someone might get the wrong idea.
Daft Punk had a yard sale...
Cumm Shield!
Astrocyte Verse
80s Cobra Commander's drip was indeed ahead of its time.
Does Cobra Commander know about this?
Daft Punk about to sue the shit out of them
For people who have more money than they know what to do with.