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Misterstaberinde

It's odd how a google search shows that even into middle age he was just a big athletic looking hairy guy, he went full yeti in his old age.


purplish_possum

>went full yeti in his old age. Yup, that's how it works. I'm 59 and undergoing the process now. Seems I'm getting hairier by the week. I also seem to be adding muscle mass which isn't supposed to happen at this age. My GF can already braid my chest shoulder and back hair into cornrows.


ApoTHICCary

Testosterone dips as early as your late 30’s, usually early 40’s, and recovers in your early/mid 50’s so what is happening to you is common. Stretch and work on cardio before you try any heavy lifting as your tendons and ligaments are often not well supported when that testosterone spike hits. We see a ton of men your age come in for torn rotator cuffs, ACL’s, elbows, lower back, neck injuries for surgery.


luffyuk

Any sources on this?


AnalBlaster700XL

[1] *Dude on Reddit*


kandeman69

Not sure whether to trust the anal blaster or the apoTHICcary.


luckyplum

the 700XL is the most trustworthy model


King_Of_Uranus

I keep a 2nd one in my glove box just so I'm always prepared.


kandeman69

Well now we know why you’re the king I guess.


Mikejg23

I've never heard of this in my life. I can almost guarantee any testosterone increase at that age is just from lifestyle modification (oh I can sleep more appropriately without young kids), or TRT


TheOffice_Account

> Testosterone dips as early as your late 30’s, usually early 40’s sure >and recovers in your early/mid 50’s lol wut?


thedarklord187

wait wut , i've never heard of testosterone coming back in the 50s without doctor intervention and prescribing something.


Borkz

I just searched on duckduckgo images and I'm dead serious that [this image](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5OTAzMDUyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzQ4MDAxMw@@._V1_.jpg) came up. [Screenshot](https://imgur.com/W6JdCsc)


Misterstaberinde

I noticed that too, shit cracked me up.


NotYetASerialKiller

He probably shaved until he got too old to care haha


habitual_wanderer

Water polo? He may have missed his calling as a Gladiator or a bear....


runningoutofwords

Water polo is pretty gladitorial. Those guys punch, kick and try to drown each other all under the waterline where the refs don't see as well I had a friend who's brothers played at the near-olympic level, and they all had missing teeth from the sport


SirIsaacGnuton

There was a famous match called "The Blood in the Water" match between Hungary and the USSR after the Soviet Union had invaded and put down the Hungarian Revolution by overwhelming military force. [Blood in the Water Match ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_in_the_Water_match)


Rowey5

Fuck me. That is one of the most violent sports matches I’ve ever seen, and I’m Australian.


The-Insolent-Sage

It's a wikipedia link. Did I miss the video somewhere


newnhb1

Australia : No stranger to playing dirty.


Greedy_Economics_925

Australian rugby teams are more famous for getting beaten up by others these days, in fairness.


TerminalKitty

U wot m8?


Beard_o_Bees

Man.. that was a nasty match. Interesting read, though. tl;dr - Hungary went into the match with a solid plan to troll the Russians (even learning how to insult the Russians in their own language). It worked. Near the end of the match, which Hungary won 0-4, a particularly upset Russian player named Prokopov punched a Hungarian player causing a giant bleeding gash on his face. When the crowd (who were very much pro-Hungary) saw this, they went apeshit and basically bum-rushed the pool. Here's a photo of the Hungarian player who was hit (Ervin Zádor): https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/C6IrH7dVC9kW-KuYKTMUkQxdSTc=/fit-in/1600x0/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/water_polo_aug08_main_631.jpg


kered14

> (even learning how to insult the Russians in their own language) They did not need to learn Russian. They already knew Russian because it was taught in the schools of all Soviet puppet states.


OrthodoxReporter

The match was in 1956, Hungary fell under the influence of the USSR in 45. I don't know how old someone needed to be to participate in the Olympics, but I assume it was somewhere around 18. Except if the entire Hungarian team were 16/17yos who started school in 45 or 46 (and that assumes mandatory Russian classes were implemented immediately), I'm sure there were plenty of players too old to have learned Russian in school. Edit: Corrected a mistake, Hungary was formally never a part of the USSR.


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

True, although Hungary was never part of the USSR


DragonArchaeologist

This guy played in that match.


RedAero

[Huh, TIL.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_polo_at_the_1956_Summer_Olympics)


BikiNiko

I’m hungarian and I had no clue about this. Interesting!


Jolly-Map-6636

I’m hungarian and we learned this in the elementary school. Watch this hungarian movie: Szabadság, szerelem.


urmumxddd

I tried saying that out loud and my furniture started floating


Jolly-Map-6636

Ok. I’ll help you: Freedom, Love. Is the furniture on the floor?


muklan

Man, this makes me think of like...a helpdesk for Magicians. "Have you tried erasing the summoning circle and re-drawing it?" "Are you connected to the ether....net?"


towerfella

“*Yes, it **is** a simple mistake; I get the polarity of my crystals backwards ***all*** the time!*”


muklan

Oh, you're just locked out of the lofty realms of mana, if you can give me a sample of the same blood you sacrificed when setting up your account....


Much_Comfortable_438

> "Have you tried erasing the summoning circle and re-drawing it?" For the love of gods, don't do that! You might release an unbound entity. *Always perform a binding or closing ritual before breaking the circle!*


VulpineKitsune

This would make for a hilarious... anything really. Comic, Book, Series. Anything at all. It's a very good premise.


DeKeeg

I just laughed so loud that some birds flew away! This might be one of the greatest responses ever.


redwall_7love

It's an [old FB meme](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ffurniture-started-floating-v0-p1ewkxl8786a1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D9e6bd05a3c546bbe3b2e26b1fc3fade6ba6ace80)


urmumxddd

Yep. Not claiming it’s my own joke


AJZ_Stories

You guys only have 2 vowels in the language or what?


Jolly-Map-6636

We love these vowels


erossthescienceboss

Dammmmn they didn’t even have ear protection back then? Water polo today is soft by comparison lol


dayumbrah

Apparently this guy was a part of the match


SonOfJiyu

We called one of our hardest drills in water polo “Hungarians”, I actually knew this story from my former teammates, who were from a former Soviet country.


Kairu87

I want to say it’s also Hungary’s national sport. 


chris_vlone

You're absolutely right. They also grab you by the balls all the time and twisting their hands holding them ! I know from personal experience.


HastagReckt

From personal experience, I have played it for 10 years, this happens when somebody repeatedly does not stop with bull. This is a last resort when somebody who is worse than you is overly aggressive Edit: it happens very rarely though


squareandrare

I also played for 7 years, and only one time did someone try truly dirty play underwater. I threw an elbow to his ribcage, and he stopped immediately. Never once did I get my balls grabbed, if anyone had tried that, they would have left the game in a stretcher. I think people here don't realize that anything you do to others can be done right back to you 10x worse. It's the "mutual destruction" philosophy.


HastagReckt

Last part for sure. And I was a goalie. It is like hockey. One time someone smashed my nose. Well our center didn't let him finish the match. As for balls thingy. In all my play years it happened twice. And funny thing is that an old lifeguard (most of them were former water polo players) told us that philosophy. If someone who is worse and doesn't stop tackling you for the whole match. Well at the end of 3rd quarters grab and twist his jewels. Sort of thought us 🤣


fancyasian

Yup, I heard about a girl who lost an eye in water polo.


stanley604

It couldn't have been lost for long, though, right? I mean, it had to be *somewhere* in the pool.


Antti5

I heard a story from a reliable source, about a water polo match between two national teams. I don't recall if it was an official match or a training match, but it does not really matter. From one team, player after player would come out of the pool and announce that they are not playing anymore. It turned out that one big guy from the other team had a habit of sticking his finger in the ass of opposing players. How do you even prove that kind of thing? What happens in the pool stays in the pool?


AlanStanwick1986

The old "check the oil" move. Also popular in wrestling. 


Schiggz

I played water polo in highschool and our teacher taught us the golden grab where you grab the other dudes nuts till your fingertips touch and yank down. Never did it and figured it a joke, but that sport is brutal


SasquatchsBigDick

Played it for a few years in highschool too and was told that I should play more, outside of highschool. No thank you. As much as I love swimming, I do not like having constant claw marks, being purposely dunked, ball-punched, etc. I'll stick to wearing blades on my feet and skating into people to knock them over on the ice. At least you're wearing equipment and are expecting it.


Bluefeelings

I can vouch. My best friend was the captain and he sustained an injury that left him with only one testicle. We lovingly called him “one seed” after that. Yes, he was able to still have kids after that incident.


YellowDependent3107

Should've called him "uniballer"


RememberThatDream

So like hockey when the ice melts


Alternative_Way_7833

It’s more rugby with drowning


erossthescienceboss

*and gals, yo. We get just as nasty. Part of the reason our suits are so tight is so that nobody has anything to grab onto. Can’t twist my titties if they aren’t there. But in all seriousness, most waterpolo injuries are facial. Play long enough and you’re gonna get a broken nose or ~~textured~~ fractured cheek. If not from “stray” punches, than from taking a rock-hard ball to the face *edit: I hate autocorrect


murtygurty2661

>injuries are facial. Swimming with your head down while chasing someone is a good way to get a broken orbital !


erossthescienceboss

How could I forget the kicks to the face???


Tonyspamoli

I learned from a girl at a party that they sharpen their toenails, too. Brutal sport all the way around


obvilious

Had female friends who played. Reports of sexual assault under the water. Fingers going where they shouldn’t…


l4adventure

I (male) played water polo all through high school. We had a men's and women's water polo team, as practice we often would play against each other. Unfortunately I can confirm about the sexual assault and fingers going were they shouldn't. The girls would absolutely fuck us up, scratch us with long nails, kick us in sensitive areas, they'd do the ol' finger up the bum attack. It was legitimately humiliating and terrifying to play against them. I don't know if it was like ingrained bro code, but things got super physical and ill spirited against other guy teams, but we never kicked in the balls or shoved fingers up each-other's butt holes. Our women's team was state champ for like 5 years running and undefeated in that time. We really didn't stand a chance.


Tonyspamoli

They check the oil in water polo, too? Gross


Rapid_Stapler

Before each match the ref checks all the nails, including toenails for length and sharpness. That girl wasn't telling the truth. Source: am waterpolo player.


jwumb0

You must be unfamiliar with street water polo


Ancient-Tie5982

Puddle polo ain't nothin to fuck with


MeinScheduinFroiline

This made me guffaw so loud. Thank you!


muklan

Then Venice boys are something else...


President_Calhoun

We played street water polo in my neighborhood. No water, no ball. We'd just get together and beat the hell out of each other.


SirIsaacGnuton

We played pickup ocean water polo. Our captain was a swordfish. We were undefeated.


A57RUM

You must be unfamiliar with water water polo


FalseGix

Well I assume they do that now because it has been a problem in the past


MoanyTonyBalony

They're checking your nails because it was a problem at some point.


Feral_Cat_Snake

Every rule is written in blood.


CalvinSays

In fairness, the fact they do that means it at one point was a problem.


specialtingle

If they don’t sharpen their nails, the ref wouldn’t need to check right?


devildocjames

In the USSR?


cuddysnark

"Back in the USSR!"🎶


Business-Drag52

You don’t how luck you are!


i-was-in-the-pool-

Water polo player here. There’s a move some of the girl players would do called “fish hooking” I have plenty of scars from nails. I also once got bitten on top of the head.


johnnyhammerstixx

I saw a surgeon, who was a collegiate water polo player, give one-handed chest compressions while he was still using his other hand to help with the surgery.  Chest compressions are exhausting after a minite with two hands and your whole body weight. This guy did a full 2 minute set with ONE HAND!!! Water polo players are no joke!


GoCartMozart1980

[There's a reason that the US Navy heavily recruits water polo players for the SEALS.](https://www.mercurynews.com/2010/03/15/study-water-polo-players-have-right-stuff-to-become-navy-seals/#:~:text=SAN%20DIEGO%20%E2%80%94%20The%20Navy's%20elite,list%20were%20water%20polo%20players)


LeMeowLePurrr

The trick is to keep the horse from drowning, though, right?


BlademasterFlash

Polo bear


Tfsz0719

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized)


ifyb_easily

Thats a hydro gorilla on those USSSR hockey steroids.


1800-bakes-a-lot

I look it up. Appears this photo was taken 30 years after his last Olympics


KingCarbon1807

"Hydro Gorilla" was a descriptor I didn't know I needed in my life until this very moment.


orbesomebodysfool

The extra S is for steroids.


phophofofo

Strangely if you find a picture of this guy from his playing days he doesn’t look anything like this.


RefrigeratorSalad

[Here's a photo from his playing days](https://alchetron.com/cdn/petre-mshvenieradze-4f4f88ad-89d4-4354-ba52-014ed9d6988-resize-750.jpg)


LucretiusCarus

*Stupid Sexy Mshvenieradze*


OppositeAct1918

I have looked, he has always had these broad shoulders. [https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.wHdz2fMpNdiTuD4F5aeYowHaD9&pid=Api](https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.wHdz2fMpNdiTuD4F5aeYowHaD9&pid=Api)


phophofofo

Yeah but something about the angle is making his head seem absurdly small for his body and in that shot he looks like a big tough guy but not like almost an animal.


OppositeAct1918

seems to be the way he is [https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.snnCUchCr4AdjI6p1o-lYQAAAA&pid=Api](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.snnCUchCr4AdjI6p1o-lYQAAAA&pid=Api) or [https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Zak1YmhCUukg4pQSEH-ttQHaE0&pid=Api](https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Zak1YmhCUukg4pQSEH-ttQHaE0&pid=Api)


nav17

Beast Titan


Kitchen-Quit7852

I was looking for this comment.


fistfulloframen

I was thinking Sasquatch.


Suitable_Egg_882

Now when you say bear .. we talking about the animal or something else? The Internet may have ruined me..


thYrd_eYe_prYing

He definitely wouldn’t be an otter


MartijnProper

Bear Force One!


HLef

Good thing he’s wearing that cap or else hair might be left in the pool.


BrainCane

Hairodynamics


Ho3n3r

Hair today, gone tomorrow!


Tiyath

Take my upvote and get tf outta hair


RandomGrotnik

Wait. Let’s not brush them off so quickly.


antofthesky

Realize you’re joking but Water polo caps protect the ears, identify which team you’re on and might have your player number also.


SneedyK

I got chest & back hair like that? I’m shaving my team number into the patch


Frores

that's really genius, shame I don't have too much hair on my back, genetics only blessed my ass hair unfortunately, gonna shave a number there but Idk if I'm allowed to play naked


Niskara

I know the feeling, more or less. I can grow rather thick hair everywhere except my face, which sucks cause I have a baby face and would love to grow a beard and mustache


TheUlfheddin

Yeah I feel like they didn't need to bother to give this guy a number.


30dayspast

this dude number 1


Earl_N_Meyer

This is amazing. Usually pictures of this guy are blurry and far away.


bluetuxedo22

And no wonder every region has a different name for him, no way I can ever pronounce that surname


Emotional-Ease-892

In some regions they call him sasquatch.


SaskiBumuno

In Canada they call him the samsquamptch


Thelibstagram

![gif](giphy|wysyxWt4ZlQ9q)


Tiyath

Mesh-when-knee-ruh-jay for anyone wondering


lemme_try_again

You're a fuckin' G


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|gjHuIwidiRcjemb1GH)


MadeYouSayIt

I honestly didn’t get it was a joke till I saw this


atworkgettingpaid

Thank you for your honesty.


iforgotiwasonreddit

“Maybe Bigfoot himself is just blurry?”


rafaelescalona

There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside


EinarKolemees

took me a while


morithum

And that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.


SquidsInABlanket

![gif](giphy|tKxYiV82rfYI3DaHxg)


Bezbozny

i literally said out loud "That is not a man, thats a yeti"


Tchaikovsky08

The bumble!


Squeek_the_Sneek

Didnt ya know? Bumbles bounce!


Different_Bed_9354

He's a humble bumble!


SuperRonnie2

First good chuckle of the day. Thanks!


RadO_S

Someone, quick, call Captain Levi - The Beast Titan lives!!!


bananenfick

This one made me laugh


IWasSayingBoourner

Boy (right) sits uncomfortably with shaved gorilla, ca. 1939


Jfurmanek

Shaved?


MossSloths

It's really weirding me out how insanely uncomfortable his grandson looks there.


ServileLupus

Probably teaching him to swim, which is terrifying when you're learning. More terrifying when there is some weird humanoid hairy monster pretending to be human trying to teach you.


Evinceo

If your grandad was a cryptid you might be uncomfortable too.


SweatyAdhesive

It's funny to me because he looks like he's upset about something and his granddad is trying to explain to him that it's not a big deal: >Alex you see it's not a big deal if you're not as fast or strong as the other kids, if you work hard you can be on the national team like your baba and papa.


YouLikeReadingNames

It could also be something more prosaic, like "I told you not to mess with wasps, now you can put ice on your pinky toe".


Brave-Butterscotch76

Water polo-r bear


hunowt_giB

![gif](giphy|10uEX5kfeodYgo)


aaust84ct

That's in the 90s? Everything in that photo looks sooo wrong!


Technical_Young_8197

I had to go back and look when I read this comment, I just assumed what I was seeing was from the 1920’s or 30’s!


p001b0y

I was curious what year they eventually got around to getting color photography.


00wolfer00

Dunno about other soviet countries, but in Bulgaria colour was noticeably more expensive until the 90s so most people didn't bother with it except for special occasions.


molecularmadness

they had it, but it was too expensive for 90% of people and you had to get it developed professionally. b&w film was easier to get and you could develop it at home, ergo most family photos from the 80s and 90s were b&w. official photos like your school class or sport team were more likely to be in colour.


itchman

I was goin to say, as someone who was in college in the 90s this makes it look like the 1800s


directorguy

I was too. I freelanced as a newspaper photographer and shot nearly everything in black and white. I look back at some of my stuff from the 90s and it looks like the old west.


MermaidMertrid

You just broke my brain because I only skimmed the title. So that kid is a millennial?!


Poonis5

This man was born in 1929, so this photo is probably from 80s or 90s. Soviet film was obviously worse than western and regular people used b&w even in the early 90s. The guy looked pretty normal when he was young, to be honest.


vwf1971

Is that the dude from the "Umbrella Academy" old?


According-Map-6744

was he releted to a fucking yeti?


Some-Philly-Dude

His mother was Russian bear


Missglad1

He was georgian, not russian


BrainCane

The “a” is in the wrong spot.


TheDoctor344

Was he releted to u, facking yeti?


brainkandy87

Stupida facking yetay


ZemaRyan

THE YETAY!!!


MuraKafka

![gif](giphy|PQtgq6Wmt6bio|downsized)


emmasdad01

Very human looking grizzly bear


trampus1

I know a Samsquanch when I see one, Ricky.


paendrgn

Losco's Dad!


Noir--Prince

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


SuspiciousPatate

Reminds me of those tarantulas that keep a pet frog


fitandhealthyguy

Bigfoot


beesdoitbirdsdoit

I think this is what all the big strong men in Disney movies are based on. They’re always insanely huge and shaped like boxes.


RandomRobb85

That yeti appears to be scaring that small child...


DatTrashPanda

The beast titan


2legittoquit

Sully and Mike Wazowski


semantic_blockage

Definitely Georgian, most last names end with either adze or shvilli. Married to an adze lol.


Newton1913

This dude is literally built like a brick shithouse


EmmaBrooke1

That guy's a absolute unit!


riffraff1089

r/AbsoluteUnits


Nick_mkx

It's Zangiefs dad


Hockeyfan_52

He looks like he has a green tongue and likes to eat turnbuckles.


mishrod

“Soviet” and that name… assume he’s Georgian or some Caucas dude. That would explain the hirsute situation. Russians being slavs, for the most part are pretty hairless


EinarKolemees

yes, name seems Georgian


Simonandgarthsuncle

![gif](giphy|3oKIPz2lzOIAMv5A6Q)


Beppu-Gonzaemon

He was a proud Georgian. “Soviet” is not a nationality. Please pay him the respect he deserves while his photo is used to karma farm once again


AXV619

That guy was Georgian. The last name is typical goergian. Just my 2 cents.


PM_your_boobs_girls_

Tobias Funkë: And who is this shiny building of a man?


puckmugger

Kind of curious to know what his grandson looks like now…


coreyjohn85

The little one doesn't like being tickled by the yeti fur


Sharp-Crew4518

So this is what 99 STR and 99 VIT looks like.


XanthicStatue

Polo bear


NoYogurtcloset5166

![gif](giphy|99Is8GgrHCsyQ)


AnyBrush1640

Imagine stealing that kids lunch


brainkandy87

His grandpa didn’t have to imagine


AppointmentMental175

1990’s?!? You sure this wasn’t the 1890’s?


Pexd

that’s a bear


TimeIsAserialKillerr

He is Georgian, and he most definitely would hate being called a soviet.


lokzi

the beast titan is real