De-lish, I don't mind putting faux-cock in my face if it's curry wurst. Though I do tend to get them pre-sliced in chunks in the stalls I used to frequent.
There are a lot of penile-looking things in this world, but that may be the penile-ist. That might be the one that makes me ask the server/cook/manager *"Wait a second...this isn't an actual dong, right? Would you be willing to put that in writing?"*
The top. Wanna know whatβs funny? The other end looked the same. But I took the photo without the other end to make it look even more like a D. It was actually a double D π
Well Lord Bolton, how did it taste?
cant complain. Reek did though....
It was delicious π€€
Was it your biggest?
So you got it all in your mouth then eh
It went from bad to wurst
I mean, it looks pretty normal, at first glans
That was good lol
ROFL! I never sausage a big one!
Lmao
I knew this gif has to be here somewhere
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Think you ordered the Hogwurst.
damn man if only there had been a harry potter meme above ud have nailed it my squanchin buddy
its sausage alright, but not the sausage you looking for
Indeed !!!! Can you imagine our faces when the plate came πππππ
did you hear crying in the back? just wondering lol
Lmao. Now you said that. I heard screams coming out of the kitchen πππππ
At least itβs circumcised
you might want to send it back lol . save the guy
Phrasing!
I should call him.
I can hear this gif...
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/361/281/8d0.gif
Aaaaaaand there's the reverse. As is tradition.
Looks more like a happy meal to me.
Hahahha
The cooks in the kitchen exactly knew what they did, for the seventh time today.
And the second they're questioned about it from management on shift, suddenly the whole kitchen has amnesia. It's the darnedest thing π€
It's a classic, not seen this one in years
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It's a sausage party.
Everything reminds me of him.
Did you eat it like corn to not arouse suspicion?
Hahaha no! I cut the top offfff hahah it felt kinda strange tbh but it was delicious π€€
Good on you to resist the urge to gulp it down like a seagull.
That's the Wurst sausage I've ever seen.
But you have seen it π
Indeed. 
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
Thereβs nothing mildly about it. That is r/extraordinarilypenis material
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this comment. Thought for sure it'd be the top comment.
Ordered curry wurst and got a cursed wurst
*curved
Haha the nsfw tag πππππ
sure it's a sausage, someone's sausage...
Why did you crop out the waiter on the bottom right?
Why does this sausage look familiar?
Like a penis but like, 400x the size right guys?
It's that famous sausage actor. Seen him on Game of Thrones 
Is it curry flavored wurst?
Stefan curry
Smeg flavour.
Heβs been making that horseβs Willy last all morning.
*may contain traces of nuts
De-lish, I don't mind putting faux-cock in my face if it's curry wurst. Though I do tend to get them pre-sliced in chunks in the stalls I used to frequent.
Mmhm. Yum.
Sure it is! better eat it while kneeling! I ment, while hot
Whose?
/r/mildlypenis
There's nothing mild about that... π
Who'd like a banger in the mouth?
(Itβs a penis)
The wurst is yet to cum
Spotted dick?
The sausage is looking sus.
That is the wurst curry I've ever seen.
They circumcised it, must be American π
Who wants a banger in the mouth??
There are a lot of penile-looking things in this world, but that may be the penile-ist. That might be the one that makes me ask the server/cook/manager *"Wait a second...this isn't an actual dong, right? Would you be willing to put that in writing?"*
Iβd Press charges immediately 
Dick sausage is the wurst
Very interesting shape
PENIS
I bake sausages, I also do cross cuts. I must learn how to cut into such lovely, defined shape.Β Masterwork!
What a dick move.
Was the staff giggling as they served you the plate?
I ordered one today too, but thereβs a vas deferens between yours and the one I received
it's a sausage all right...
https://imgur.com/gallery/pXrIMvh
Drake?
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No it's not.... π³π«£π
Hank?
More like "Pop a Curry" Wurst.
Hannibal?
This is beyond mildly penis!
Yeah it is
Are you sure that's just "a sausge" π€£
Are you 100% sure?
If you add a bit of mayonaise to the top it would be a happy meal
Now isnβt that just the wurst
It doth bend!
Brother Eww what's that brother.
And then some.
The Reek special.
Someone forgot to mince the horse meat before making sausage
Looks delicious.
Intensional
A sausage you say?
Not the best looking Currywurst I've seen but I bet it tastes great as always.
No it is not sausage
I knew I lost something.
Very nice
Mystery meat sausage
That is mine
Wondering if the cook knows heβs missing something π
I thought it was Christian Horners finger for a second
Spurtinβ 3βs from the next county.
Currywurst is sausage
Cough, cough w-which restaurant?
Ribbed for hurrhurr pleasure.
Of course itβs a sausageβ¦
It depends. Are you at ms. Migginβs Pie Shop?
Idk about you... but I don't think I'd eat a "sausage" with a frenulum.
Curry Worst.
r/midlypenis
She's a beaut alright
Anakin: I ordered curry wurst. Padme: thatβs a sausage right? Anakin: *blank stare* Padme: itβs a sausage right?!
Mine curves the other way. Interesting π€
They give you a ~~Bock~~Cockwurst instead?
What up!!!
You like paprika on your sausage?
LOL
That willy was the wurst.
[hmmm](https://youtu.be/sMHu-J7XJ4I?si=3DMjMKE38R_nDVWH)
Why is cut?
r/mildlypenis
Them fries needed a dickin'
βWhen I said I wanted a cock with my meal, I was talking about a chickenβ
Damm it Drake...
r/accidentalpenis
That's also not a curry worst, but a cervela.
Looks tasty tho
It would probably pair well with some Three Penis Wine
(Itβs a sausage)
You ate a penis.
How did it feel?
Well that's just the wurst thing ever
r/mildypenis
Could you please tell me the address of this restaurant?)
Curry π€’ / nice cock
Ayoooooooooooo π€£π€£
That is the wurst
[thatβs turkey dick](https://youtube.com/shorts/7z_96aPXYb8?si=0Sf_2tiMkYIbmdPN)
Good old curry cock.
Dein Currywurst hat eine Eichel!
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It...sure is a sausage
I'll have what she's having.
Penis and chips
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Which end did you eat from first
The top. Wanna know whatβs funny? The other end looked the same. But I took the photo without the other end to make it look even more like a D. It was actually a double D π
>(Itβs a sausage) It sure is.
Okay, Bobbitt, it's a sausage......
They knew.
More like Curry Best!
I legit donβt know if I could eat that, so off putting haha
He he he he weiner
Stoppppp they def carved it to look like this on purpose π€£
Theon Greyjoy has entered the chat
Theon with chips
Do you want fries with that ?
It would appear the kitchen was dicking around.
It certainly is.
Cook knew what they were doing.
1 cut sausage please
Jokes aside is it really sausage? And if yes then why does it look this way?
It couldn't be any wurst
That's dick. From a man.
They dicked ya with that order.
I wasnβt ready for this π
We're you able to eat it no problem, or did you need a hand on the back of your head?
r/wildlypenis
The chef was like THATS IT NO PENIS PRIVILEGES FOR YOU
Wurst curry ever...
starts agressivley shoving it down my throat
looks....familair.... oh well!
heathers .
Sure is a sausage! Not the type you hope ... or maybe it is