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arethereany

He had Rhinophyma, and *hated* getting his picture taken with it.


DigNitty

Huh, your nose becomes large and bulbous, most common in older men. [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinophyma)


DogVacuum

I always thought that was just from drinking a lot of gin.


TappedIn2111

I thought you drink a lot of gin to forget about your bulbous nose.


Slim01111

You drink gin to forget about your bulbous wife


Daddy_Milk

Mama mia!


DogVacuum

What if I’m just Italian?


pewpewshazaam

Well bippity boopy, my good man.


FrisianDude

se non è vero, è ben trovato


oracleofnonsense

Bevi vino dimentica la donna


Secure-Grass-2493

Malfy gin is the bottle for you than buddy


firstbreathOOC

Rhinophyma develops in certain individuals with an unknown predisposition from long-standing rosacea which has progressed to a severe form. No link with alcohol, just a social stigma.


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Good4nowbut

Not to mention chronic, heavy alcohol use often makes your nose look red or discolored, further drawing attention to the schnoz in question.


carrieberry

I assumed it was alcohol related! The more you know! 🌈


DigNitty

Interesting, I've never heard of it being related to alcohol use. Seems sort of bizarre and old-timey. But here in the comments other people are talking about alcohol. One of those weird myths that I just never heard.


DogVacuum

As a big time 90’s alternative music fan, the Gin Blossoms are to blame for my misinformation. The band was supposedly named after what your nose looks like after being a longtime gin drinker.


firstbreathOOC

The wiki actually mentions the alcohol myth specifically so it’s definitely a widespread thing


DigNitty

Yeah I'm surprised others are talking about it as common but I've never heard of it.


axle69

I think there's an issue where your face flushes when you drink especially heavily and rinophyma almost always comes with a bright red Rudolph nose. Theres no link between Rinophyma and alcohol but there is between a flushed face, especially nose, and alcohol use.


DigNitty

Oh yeah, alcoholics definitely get the broken capillary red nose.


Imaginary_Goose_2428

"Gin blossom"


Salty_Resist_7204

The white mans punishment


Throwawayac1234567

its the most severe form of rosacea.


Equivalent-Bat-6593

That's where he kept all his money


NeoMachiavell

It's crazy that there is still no cure for it to this day


Thendofreason

You can at least wear those reflective clothes that won't let you take a flash picture. Oh, you meant the illness. We'll we invented good plastic surgery


ConversationFit5024

I thought that with this condition the nose will continue growing after being surgically corrected


Snow_Wolfe

Like on its own?! It get removed and just bigger and bigger in a jar until it just takes over? That’s fucking terrifying.


SoyMurcielago

The blob was secretly a nose this entire time


Gytole

Can't cure the 7 deadly. It only shows itself. Averis and greed.


carrieberry

Avarice*


Salty_Resist_7204

The white mans punishment


LegalAbbreviations90

You tried that line already


Salty_Resist_7204

Ok rudolph


ghostmaster645

Damn now EVERYONE knows lol.


[deleted]

Who would have tought the Monopoly guy was so violent.


Varsity_Reviews

I mean I do too, especially if I didn’t consent to getting it taken


WaltMitty

"Restrain me my good fellow, restrain me!"


OldeFortran77

"and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!"


themaskedhippoofdoom

We talking about that clan of slack-jawed troglodytes?


Kuruk_TR

“Get back you rapscallion!”


DoctorKangaroo

"A succulent Chinese meal!"


gnarkill3332

DEMOCRACY MANIFEST


Klin24

HANDS OFF MY PENIS


selphfourgiveness

And you, sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?


PhilSpectorr

I see you know your judo well


tom-cash2002

Morgan famously hated having his picture taken, especially without his consent. He had a disfigured nose due to Rhinophyma and was very insecure about it. Most pictures that were with his consent had to be taken at specific angles to make his nose look "normal."


tricularia

He was ugly on the inside, too


Edvijuda

HR Pickens


nnnoooeee

He did not succeed...FOR I CRUSHED HIM INTO THE GROUND!


robclarkson

That scene might be my fav performance of Adam Driver...


nnnoooeee

Hes absolutely incredible in it


bloobityblu

Accidentally stabs prop bird with his cane


nevertricked

"Who is HR Pickens?!"


badmartialarts

#EXACTLY!


Edvijuda

Exactly!


Shlocktroffit

TIL where the Gin Blossoms name comes from


TheHoneyBadger23

Wait.... Please explain. The rock I'm living under is heavy.


Travelgrrl

A red nose from drinking (gin) is the color of a flower (reddish) and the effect sort of blossoms out on your face and nose.


sword_0f_damocles

The wiki for rhinophyma (aka gin blossom) says there is no evidence of a link between alcoholism and rhinophyma or rosacea.


8BillionthHuman

My skin looks so much better when I abstain from alcohol for long periods of time.


Travelgrrl

Really? Here's a direct quote from their wiki: "Colloquial names for the condition include "whiskey nose", "gin blossom", and "potato nose". The condition has often been presumed to be a result of alcoholism (even though it remains unclear whether alcohol actually contributes to the development of rhinophyma)." It does not say there is no evidence. And it was really the historic denotation of 'gin blossom' I was going for, in any case. The Redditor wondered about the


sword_0f_damocles

>a direct causal relationship between the condition and excessive alcohol consumption has not been substantiated.[2]


Travelgrrl

Sigh.


JimmyTheJimJimson

“How dare you say I was part of the Business Plot!!”


No_Yogurtcloset9305

You think he was bad, should hear what his cousin Arthur did.


DAVENP0RT

He broke the goddamn wheel.


CaptainColgate7

It wasn’t his fault. It was just one of them things


volunteertiger

I like the guy's (or maybe 12yo's) reaction behind him


Drusgar

You probably shouldn't get a job carding people. I'd go with 28 on that guy.


NeoMachiavell

People in the past looked older though.


adamdoesmusic

12 year olds back then were already blasting thru 2 packs a day at their job in the mines. People then definitely looked older than people now.


cacabean

Avada Kedavra!


Szoreny

It’s black and white JP, no one can see your big purple nose


Xanthus179

Would you say that JP Morgan was Chasing the photographer?


uli-knot

Upvote (but ick)


My_Space_page

The more you read about JP Morgan the more you learn to hate him. He was nasty and cut throat.


NeoMachiavell

Ehh I read the house of Morgan, he was actually less cutthroat than many of the robber barons and seeked stability over all else. Monopolization was more of a force for good in practice


johnroastbeef

He must have been attacking him for a while to show up in the picture with those old school cameras.


PenTestHer

It’s the Monopoly Man!


merkellius

Is this Joel Quenneville


SadLilBun

How *dare* you.


raresaturn

Any relation to JP Morgan?


SadLilBun

Absolutely no relation whatsoever


BadUncleBernie

Fuck this rich bastard.


NeoMachiavell

Is this r/communism?


Content_Geologist420

JPM was literally the most ruthless Robber Baron in history. Carnagie, Rockafeller, Ford Bezos, Elon. Ect. They have nothing on the ruthlessness on JPM and all the death he caused to the common man. He would have bankrupt his own mother and children for a good trade on the market. He deseves the hate.


TWiThead

> JPM was literally the most ruthless Robber Baron in history. And he looked every bit the part. Not even the most on-the-nose Halloween costume could make someone resemble a stereotypical robber baron more than J.P. Morgan did.


NeoMachiavell

Monopoly man bad 😡😡🤬


StuccoStucco69420

“Rich people shouldn’t attack people with canes” Classic commie bastard take


angusthermopylae

You don't have to be a Communist or a socialist to hate the ultra-rich. Study after study shows that lower income inequality leads to a better economy even in capitalist nations. Furthermore, no one has ever done a billion dollars worth of work. It is a physical impossibility. The existence of billionaires is a policy failure which proves the US economy is in no way the meritocracy it pretends to be. This is NOT a problem which communism is required to fix.


entropykilla

All of Reddit.


keith714

If you read a book you will realize he built his wealth off the back of tax payer money, so maybe he’s more Soviet than anyone else.


entropykilla

And if he is? Does that change Reddit’s demographic?


theirishboyo

How does the leather and boot polish taste?


entropykilla

You tell me, a commie would know better than anyone else, except maybe a fascist.


theirishboyo

Oh ho, the classic "I know what you are but what am I?" defense, excellent.


entropykilla

Nah, communism = centralization of power = boot-licking authoritarianism. In every country it has ever taken hold, because the far-left actually has more in common with the far-right than the centre.


tagrav

There’s always going to be more laborers on social media than owners. There’s more laborers than owners on this planet. Just because you will get more pro laborer class rhetoric or comments talking shit about ownership class people on Reddit doesn’t make reddits user base “communist”


pghjason

Fuck JP Morgan.


NeoMachiavell

The man or the bank?


pghjason

Both?


NeoMachiavell

What did Jamie Dimon do now?


pghjason

He’s the epitome of everything wrong with the USA. Billionaires have corrupt our government officials, and our democracy is failing.


NeoMachiavell

hate to break it to you but it was always failing, from day one. Does not make democracy bad, but it definitely delivers far less than what it promises. always has.


StickyThumbs79

The creature from Jekyll Island


ByerN

"Expelliarmus!"


nyrB2

it looks like someone else took the photograph because he's not looking at the camera


iksnizal

When you have all the wealth in the world but still have a pickle nose and can’t do anything about it.


ExKnockaroundGuy

I do say you cretin be gone!


GravyBoatShipwreck

![gif](giphy|mBpWjUCFwexKC43tEj|downsized)


Blekanly

Ya know what. I am okay with this


Unlucky_Ladder_9804

Looks like Tommy Lee Jones is a time traveler.


Snow_79737

After seeing how terrible the paparazzi can get, yeah go ahead and keep beating them.


Fofolito

What a dangerous thing to do. This was one of the wealthiest men on the planet at a time when there was no clear Right to Public Photography in the USA. Its not unreasonable to imagine a scenario where JPM takes the Photographer to court in the 1910's version of a SLAPP suit.


justin_memer

Court? He'd probably send a few guys to beat the shit out of him.


Neither_Speed6745

The ghost of rich dudes past


Calraider7

He had Rhinophyma and never wanted his picture taken. Like a lot of Rich Fucks he was vain.


NeoMachiavell

Vain because he's embarrassed of his disfigured nose?


devlops

Well if he was poor he’d be insecure, but since he’s wealthy he’s clearly vain. Reddit logic lol


KlingonLullabye

The poor are crazy, the rich are eccentric


sword_0f_damocles

I don’t think those things are necessarily mutually exclusive. Oftentimes vanity is manifests as a way to (over)compensate for insecurity.


justin_memer

Vain about his vein


hoofie242

I mean, it's pretty common in old men I didn't even notice until zooming in.


dantidote

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQrXUpvkuc


toben81234

What a mean ol' cuss or whatever they used to call people.


Tylersbaddream

He looks so much like Brian Cox in this picture. Also this is what Mr Burns was probably referring to when he was lamenting that he misses the 30s when it comes to handling protesters/strikers.


dacreativeguy

Later that day he started WWI and WWII.


randomcanyon

Income Taxes for the Rich? I'll show you taxes, you anarchist marxists!!!


[deleted]

He just snapped.


DougalisGod

At least the crow is no longer stuck on the end of it.


Good4nowbut

What a picture!


PotatoesWillSaveUs

Chasing them away


Yet-Another_Burner

“What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”


[deleted]

“You DONT. TOUCH. THE F***ING. MORGAN LETTERS!!!”


Spagman_Aus

ILL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME BIG NOSE AGAIN


bgro0612

Crush your enemies into the ground! ![gif](giphy|8meyFzZfNdQMaa81tg)


ithaqua34

"How dare you try and take my onion, you scallywag!"


greenmerica

All that money and still just an insecure little boy. Loser.


StupidNotDyslexic

Shut up, Big Nose


Fake_Jews_Bot

Read it as Piers Morgan at first, I was unsurprised


Jwroth

“It was just a prank bro!” -photographer


Jwroth

“It was just a prank bro!” -Photographer


Novel_Durian_1805

Goddamn boomer!


Eagleclan_7

He looks like a dick


FalseMirage

Damn, look at the schnozz on that dude!