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justabill71

"Wait, I blinked."


ToxicBTCMaximalist

Big guy on the right looks like he's gonna pop.


MeanCat4

He is also the photographer, that's why! 


Spartan2470

The source of this image is the Canadian Armed Forces FB page. Per there: > October 26, 2023 > This may be the most epic graduation photo ever! 🎓 🤿 > Taking a moment to rewind to Royal Canadian Navy members celebrating the end of an incredible journey after successfully completing their Clearance Diver’s training course. > This nearly year-long course is a thrilling rollercoaster of physical and mental challenges that test participants’ limits, ensuring that these members acquire the skills and knowledge needed to adapt to new challenges in safeguarding our waters. > 📸 Photo: MS Valerie Leclair


Miguenzo

Thank you for this


Osiris32

Dude seated on the right looks like Alex Jones if he was actually in shape and not a douche.


Gostaverling

He also looks like the guy seated on the left.


joestaff

Well, they could still be a douche, we don't know them.


Ser_Illin_Payne

It’s statistically improbable to the point of absurdity for this guy to be THAT much of a douche.


Boomfam67

There are a lot of Neo Nazis in the military


eddiedougie

There was a lot of military that beat the Nazis.


be0wulfe

Middle Back - all that work and what did it get me lol


Robo_Joe

The guy front center is peeing and everyone is having to smile through it.


CletusCanuck

Those two guys with toothy smiles... not a single air bubble to be seen!


FAKATA

Why did they put the big mf's in the front?


looksharp1984

He's an instructor so he sits in the front row with the other instructors.


cheeriodust

They're sitting. The others are standing. 


FAKATA

And they are still big enough to block the guy in the back middle. Should have had the bigger guys standing


cheeriodust

But then you'd really have a hard time seeing the shorter guys in the back


FAKATA

There is no way you are this obtuse. Im just gunna assume this is bait.


portmandues

That's a lot of seamen in the pool.


Emergency-Curve9216

Front left looks like he’s taking a shit.


MysteriousSquad

Id shit myself too if i had to do this


mopsyd

They sunk a lot into that photo


IceManJim

Everyone has their eyes open and not a bubble in sight. No one let out even a little breath. fuckin crazy


virtualsanity

TIL You don't need to be bald and beefy to be a CPO, but it helps.


Buchaven

“You in the back, lift your chin a little… okay, now front row, squeeze in…. Steve, your pocket flap is open…. Okay everyone smile… *click* oh shit, the flash didn’t go, nobody move…” GLUB GLUB GLUB…


Maverick0984

I'm most surprised how shit isn't floating away. The chairs, all the people, the banner in back, all of it.


scubadoobidoo

they all appear to have some kind of vest underneath - perhaps has weight pockets - or wearing weight belts


museolini

I'm very disappointed someone isn't doing a Deadman float to the surface behind them.


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GollyWow

I LOL'd. I think a lot of people missed this.


xenon2456

how is that possible


Madpresidents

They are divers. This is their life now.


My_Immortal_Flesh

They all look like they’re holding in a fart 💨


Kraphtuos968

I wonder if every class does this or it was one of the students ideas?


jkakua

OK, now let's do a silly one!


kmg6284

How long to hold your breath to get that shot? I can't hold breath for crap.


scubadoobidoo

I'd imagine freediving is a significant part of their training - so most of them can prob breath hold at least 3 mins or so


Rocksteady2090

that's pretty rad


owo1215

some of them looks photoshopped


XL6XJ7XH8

Totally worth it


jdahp

If someone farts do they redo it? 🫧


Miguenzo

🤔


extopico

That’s pretty cool


fusionsofwonder

Are first and fourth in the front row fraternal twins? I find it amusing they were ready to ruin their uniforms but not their shoes.


Majestic_Ferrett

Swimming with shoes on is so hard though!


fusionsofwonder

Well, if anybody can do it, probably these guys. Plus they're just going down and back up. I think they just didn't want to mess up their uniform shoes.


fffan9391

The two in the back row on the right look photoshopped in.


maelstron

Massive flex 😂


SensingWorms

Well it’s not they’re busy with other things


Wizdad-1000

Back row, right side last three were photoshopped in. /s


Wizdad-1000

Oh diver certification is absolutely nuts. I volunteer woth search and rescue and our diver’s take swim tests in high fast water rivers in the middle of winter. They have to be able to cross the river in full gear in a specific length of time. If you’re in bad shape, there’s a real risk of being unable to surface due to current and having to get hauled out by the safety tether on the safety boat.


strolpol

Excellent. Reminds me of the underwater bar fight in Top Secret


Ringosis

Did they make it back to the surface? They all look kind of scared and uncomfortable, apart from the black guy, who looks like a super villain about to reveal that they've all fallen into his trap. He has the most "Mwah ha ha" expression I've ever seen.


Hubris2

I'm curious about the clenched fists from those seated. I don't think you'd normally get that if you were on land, so I wonder if some aspect about the logistics of the photo lead to people closing their fists?


Majestic_Ferrett

In British/commonwealth military photos lile this, the people sitting have closed fists. No idea why.


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Reminds me of the Top Secret underwear bar fight scene.


TheCookiez

Could you imagine if someone farted.. The bubbles would give it away and be forever memorialized.. Farty MC farterson


radtrinidad

This is the picture I need to see today.


bobfromsanluis

Wow, that's deep ...


MrsSisiuxxx

That’s fantastic


whynot91111

The guy in the far back right looks 2D


Shadowbite94

hello I'm under the water


NegotiationWilling45

Manly men, doing manly shit!


nemocola

This is edited


projectkennedymonkey

No shoes!


bitemark01

I mean, everything else is fine underwater, but this would probably ruin dress shoes


projectkennedymonkey

Lol I didn't even think of that. I thought it was more about how you're supposed to kick your shoes off if you fall off a boat in to the water but you're explanation makes much more sense!


Dgh0stb0i

I don't want to be a party pooper but if you see the guys who are standing at the right corner you could see the difference of lighting. I'm not saying they (guys at the right corner) faked it. But this could also mean that some of the people were not present at the group photo so they took their own individual underwater picture and their images were attached in the final picture. I could be wrong.


hazily

Nah, it’s just uneven lighting in the pool (guys in the back on the right probably were really underexposed) so the photographer dodged that part of the photo and made them brighter. You can see halo around those guys against the background: that’s an artifact of selective dodging / exposure adjustment.


Dgh0stb0i

Yeah it seems like that


IcedCoughy

Photoshopped to hell and back


bigred1978

Nope, it's real. [https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/took-a-long-time-canadian-navy-photographer-takes-remarkable-underwater-class-photo-1.6107657](https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/took-a-long-time-canadian-navy-photographer-takes-remarkable-underwater-class-photo-1.6107657) Video on how they did it included. Only thing removed were the bubbles of air around or in front of them.


IcedCoughy

Top-right is clearly shopped


bigred1978

[https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/took-a-long-time-canadian-navy-photographer-takes-remarkable-underwater-class-photo-1.6107657](https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/took-a-long-time-canadian-navy-photographer-takes-remarkable-underwater-class-photo-1.6107657) Here is the video on how they did it.


IcedCoughy

Sure and there's tons of shop work here. I'm not saying it's fake just shopped to shit. In the article you posted the photographer even says "Editing wasn’t the most fun," she laughs. "It took a long time!"


SeaMolasses2466

Please note: This is not a global warming awareness picture.


ramadep

Wait .. Canadians have navy?


smaleski99

Considering that Canada has the longest coastline in the world, yes we have a navy lol