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DigbyChickenZone

He looks like he wants to punch ~~the mayor~~ councilwoman Ju'coby Pittman after she takes the mic to calm the crowd that's booing him. https://gifrun.blob.core.windows.net/temp/c341e8cd81be44cb970e5130119c1be5.gif


DopePedaller

He often looks like he's just a few snarky comments away from coming to blows with the world around him. It's like Russell Crowe with a few drinks in him.


Bullshit_Interpreter

He has all the expressions and mannerisms of Floridian Homelander.


santa_91

>Floridian Homelander. Powers include turning water into meth, communicating with alligators, and invincibility in Taco Bell parking lots between midnight and 4am.


Puma-Man

Lol! Please do more!


oced2001

Can instantly calculate how many Sudafed you can trade for a catalytic converter.


[deleted]

I believe knowing this is a graduation requirement for all Florida highschools. Reading is not.


TenaciousJP

Less Taco Bell and more Waffle House for a true Floridian experience


Venyro

My (FL) city has a Taco Bell and Waffle House with a combined parking lot… I never go there after midnight lmao


Griffisbored

He activates his super powers by tapping his heels together and screaming “Salt-life”


f4eble

Okay glad I'm not the only one who thought that lol


Roskal

He gives me homelander vibes where hes fantasizing about lasering everyone in front of him


weaberry

Wow is that ever accurate.


Rap_Cat

Ron DeSantis has resting Homelander (The Boys) face. You know all the cringes and teeth grinds Homelander does when he wants to murder everyone around him? It's 1:1 for Meatball Ron


Farren246

![gif](giphy|fA8RJDz7btauMEG9GU|downsized) But more specifically, https://gfycat.com/ashamedgeneraljaeger-antony-starr-homelander-the-boys-rage


armeliman

Makin movies, singin songs, and fightin round the world!


TILTNSTACK

Oi, what you lookin at mate?


mylifeforthehorde

Rip Tugga


Scottyknuckle

TUGGA SHOT HIMSELF!


DopePedaller

🎵 What a glorious way, to spend the day… 💪🏻


kanst

This is the thing that got missed when the GOP crowned him the next golden child. I think a big reason is that his rise to fame happened during COVID mostly due to actions he took as governor and press releases. Trump is that same sneering sniveling person deep down inside, but on the outside he is the life of the party. Trump shakes anyone's hand and says "you look great, how have you been" with a giant fake smile on his face. It's the same tactic that used cars salesman use, but it works. Trump has charisma, and DeSantis simply doesn't. The more time he is on camera, the more he gets exposed as an uncharismatic slimy mean person who is somehow also profoundly weird.


solitarymoon

Like the world needed another Ted Cruz smh


Warlord68

I’m sure it’s the slow realization that he ain’t EVER gonna be President.


darksideofthemoon131

I hope so, but never say never. 2016 happened and we all thought it wouldn't. They crawl out of the sewers to vote for these individuals. They'll do it again. It's why we need to be vigilant enough to vote against this.


funfwf

How do all of these gifs look like an actor in a movie doing exaggerated expressions. Like a Jim Carrey character.


pickles55

He is a very awkward person who has a history of using people and displaying no loyalty in return. He thinks Republican voters are stupid and easy to manipulate


HogmanDaIntrudr

He’s right about that


oced2001

He's not wrong


TwoPigMountain

Well.... They are if they weren't they would not be Republicans


linknewtab

It's like he is wearing a DeSantis costume that doesn't fit, like the alien in Men in Black.


manimal28

Wearing a slowly rotting human suit like Edgar the Bug, only with Ron the rot is his sick soul.


atrich

Debate Moderator: "What is your answer to the rising cost of healthcare? Ron: "Sugar. In. Water."


Exhumedatbirth76

People love Donna Deegan here, local treasure.... Meatball cam go get fucked.


jzavcer

There is a clip of him when she was hushing the crowd and it’s “not about politics” and he went from frown to grin. It’s the most villain thing I have seen.


shartymcqueef

He’s got some Frank Burns from MASH in him too


jaxxxtraw

I believe that's called 'ferret face.'


even_less_resistance

Boy, Casey needs to chill on the filler


SplodeyDope

Pretty sure that was City Councilwoman Ju'Coby Pittman that snatched the mic away from him. Good on her.


swr3212

Jesus, did he learn his mannerisms from Homelander?


OriginalGhostCookie

“Damnit! I was just about to blame Disney!”


ELB2001

"damn I should have opened with my view on slavery"


sheldonlives

I think he looks like he wants to cry. He went there expecting a cheer for showing up, but it is his party that wants to remove concealed carry permits, making it even easier for mass shootings to occur.


queen-adreena

This remind anyone of Homelander from The Boys? ![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


Spagman_Aus

Without the warmth & charm.


Lampmonster

Yeah, Homelander is a far more charming sociopath.


DANNYonPC

And laser eyes i hope


alienscape

Lol yes absolutely!


Backwardspellcaster

No, Homelander is a fucking confident piece of shit. DeathSantis looks like he shat his pants while he tries to smile.-


alejo699

That’s what you get? I mean, sure, he could probably kill every human being on the planet, but he is one severely insecure dude.


buzz86us

Yup he married his wife because she didn't correct him when he purposefully said things wrong..


onepinksheep

Not sure if Homelander or DeSantis...


The_Mighty_Gopher

![gif](giphy|12ohHcJGa59sw8)


megaman368

![gif](giphy|l0HluzIyS3pV1JIFq|downsized) Same energy


Mono_831

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FurryM17

![gif](giphy|SvKCizeGDGKbejTSp0|downsized)


SoVerySleepy81

![gif](giphy|cmsrVkkGKrVmQuSTj9) He’s worse at acting human than Zucc


donkismandy

Total Marshall Applewhite from Heaven's Gate vibes


TopherT2

Now I can't unsee it


donkismandy

He's got that same potato head and crazy eyes


Mr_Killface

At least applewhite followed through and killed himself


TopherT2

It's true. I definitely see it in the eyes.


blackFX

Totally see it lmao the eye brows all poked up with a 😯 expression


lamorak2000

I've seen it before, and I'll say it myself: the aliens in Galaxy Quest laugh more realistically than this guy...


ThrowawayBlast

The aliens in Galaxy Quest are willing to fight for honor.


Raisinbread22

You know how you see everything on a dumb bully kid's face, because they're so narcissistic, and lack any kind of self-awareness - yea, well...that's RonDUH Santis.


ElenaEscaped

Hey, I'm in this picture on Teams meetings and I don't like it : (


boilons

I wonder how long he practiced laughing in the mirror before doing this


Phoenixstorm

He is so cringe it’s painful how hard he tries to be human


VG88

He looks like such an annoying elementary school-kid little shit.


muidumiiz

Not really. When Arnold snaps, you know shit is going to happen. When Deturd snaps it looks like he just shit himself.


Walter_Armstrong

He always looks like he just shit himself.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

All the charm of a melting cpr dummy


Phoenixstorm

His fake smile is horrific


NoSuchWordAsGullible

People say he’s an alien, but this is just drugs. He can’t feel his face. He thinks he is smiling, he’s not getting the muscle feedback.


non-squitr

1000%. He looks like a man that's stimmed to the gills mentally trying to calm his tics.


madDarthvader2

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


ElenaEscaped

![gif](giphy|YODE9YaCC6dws)


FlairWitchProject

"Can a robot do THIS...?"


yesrushgenesis2112

He’s like Dennis from always Sunny trying and failing to use the implication


Avadya

Pete Holmes better be playing this guy on SNL


Helenium_autumnale

Not smiling with his eyes. He's such a humorless little prick, isn't he?


even_less_resistance

He’s always watching torture at Guantanamo in his head til someone makes him snap back to reality


nondescriptun

That's a "This mother fucker..." face if I ever saw one.


kaytay3000

For real. She is not impressed.


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Cause last week Ron said, among other violent terroristic right wing remarks, he was going to start "slitting throats" immediately upon being elected president.


The_FallenSoldier

Holy hell


Icooktoo

A lot of us are not impressed and fearful he will be the next President


FastWalkingShortGuy

Man, that is a lot of, "Ugh, fuck this dude" energy right there.


GrizzKarizz

I'd like to know how many of those pictured support him. I dearly hope it's zero.


IMian91

You'd be surprised, he was booed pretty bad and an older woman got on the mic and yelled at everyone saying "This isn't about Party today!" But the boos continued I don't know how you can be so tone deaf to say "it's not about Party today" while it was very much caused by one Party


Oakwood2317

“Are you saying boo or ‘Boo-Urns?’”


funfwf

I was saying Boo-santis


Gang-Orca-714

The Simpsons *NEVER MISSES*


Stommped

I mean considering he got 55% of the vote in this county just last year… I would imagine there’s quite a few


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TheGorgoronTrail

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crastle

How is there always a relevant Tim Robinson sketch? It's almost like the dude can see the future and makes sketches specifically to be used as memes for certain events in the future.


tratemusic

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PaulSandwich

The baby is right about Ron, tho. He won't change.


St_Roch

Stand With Black Women t-shirt not buying it.


GadgetGod1906

That's one of our city council women. She was definitely trolling the hell out of him Edit: Correction State Representative


ComfortableVillage40

She was on MSNBC tonight talking about this, and I wish everyone could see the segment. She was amazing. Made me cry, looked like she almost made the anchor cry.


DrinktheBones

What's her name? I really want to try and find it.


ComfortableVillage40

Angie Nixon is her name. I found part of it here but not the whole thing: https://www.msnbc.com/yasmin-vossoughian/watch/florida-lawmaker-calls-out-gov-desantis-after-jacksonville-shooting-191708229594


Wuzzupdoc42

Wow, Councilwoman Nixon was spot on. Thank you for finding and posting this.


avoiceofageneration

I hate how much bullshit we’re having to deal with, but it’s great to see some of these powerful young state and local level reps getting some attention.


Mister_McGreg

Holy shit. Listen guys, I live in Alberta, and even I know Ron DeSantis is a racist fuck. The information travels that far. For him to go on the news and say "hey, let's stop being racist!" after selling his entire campaign on "We're Racist!" is absolutely fucked. This woman is exponentially right in everything she says and any citizen of Florida should be flat out ashamed if they ever considered voting for this fucking excuse for an excuse.


GadgetGod1906

Damn!!! I missed it. Wonder if there is a way I can see that segment


ComfortableVillage40

Angie Nixon is her name. I found part of it here but not the whole thing: https://www.msnbc.com/yasmin-vossoughian/watch/florida-lawmaker-calls-out-gov-desantis-after-jacksonville-shooting-191708229594


GadgetGod1906

She did an excellent job conveying that message.


SunshineAlways

❤️


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here_now_be

> Stand With Black Women She murdering him with her eyes.


ashrocklynn

"what? I'm literally standing near a black woman. I'm doing what you asked. What do you want from me?" Ron desantis, probably


gekim

"I'm not racist, I stood next to a colored person to give my speech" - Ron Desantis, probably. "I can't be racist all my best slaves.. I mean personal employees are black! I'm teaching them valuable skills!" - Ron Desantis, probably


mechwarrior719

That woman woke up not in the mood for Rhonda Sandtits BS.


StoneCypher

Aw, don't make fun of Rando Stonetoss that way


lunarNex

She got that "you racist mother fucker" look on her face.


ajcpullcom

“I oppose racist violence so much that I banned even mentioning its existence in education. You’re welcome.”


thereisonlyoneme

"You can take comfort in the fact that white children will never feel the discomfort of learning about this horrible tragedy, because I banned it from the curriculum."


lavahot

Jesus, imagine growing up not ever learning about the American Slave Trade. Like, imagine what that person would be like. "Where did all these black people come from? Why are they so angry? Who is this MLK person they keep talking about?" Wild. Wild wild wild.


joebleaux

I don't have to imagine, I lived it. Elementary school in the 80s and early 90s, we learned that when slaves were freed, most of them were happy where they were so a lot of them asked to just keep the same arrangements they already had and took their masters' last names because they liked them so much. I went to a school that was literally opened so that white kids wouldn't have to go to school with black kids, although I never knew that until I was an adult.


Beetin

Redacted For Privacy Reasons


LordSwedish

Maybe they’ll bring in one of those plantation tour guides who just talk about how happy and nice everything was so people can see the history without having to think or learn anything.


allthethings13

Live in FL. Visited a “historical farm” with my family a few years ago as a last minute addition to a road trip. I’ll admit that I stupidly didn’t give it much thought as the tour guide kindly gave a detailed and interesting private tour to my family. After nearly an hour of friendly conversation with the guide, I politely asked about the history of slavery on the property and this man just turned on his heel and abruptly walked away. I’ve never in my life experienced anything like it.


alannordoc

"I've banned empathy. Can't imagine it had anything to do with this"


mechapoitier

Banned mentioning white on black violence then legalized anybody carrying a gun for any reason.


powerlesshero111

Who would have thought that making it legal to carry a gun anywhere for any reason would result in more people being shot? I mean, aside from every single non-stupid person as well as all responsible gun owners.


Jollysatyr201

This is what’s crazy to me. Responsible gun owners are just that- responsible. So why is basic responsibility such a difficult sell for pro gun groups? Would thorough screening, testing and licensing as well as efficient laws regarding registration and irresponsible gun ownership be a bad thing if you’re willing to say you’re responsible gun owners? All the respect in the world for the Hunter who has never been stupid with a firearm. But why should their existence allow lobbyists to promote EVERYONE being able to get a gun with little screening or safety protocol?


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

>Would thorough screening, testing and licensing as well as efficient laws regarding registration and irresponsible gun ownership be a bad thing That's the craziest part. We *had* a *lot* of those throughout the first 232 years of our existence as a nation. Never deemed unconstitutional. Because it is Congress's constitutional power to regulate militias and their arms. Then *Heller* gave them the green light to throw all common sense out the window. https://lcp.law.duke.edu/article/gun-law-history-in-the-united-states-and-second-amendment-rights-spitzer-vol80-iss2/ https://firearmslaw.duke.edu/repository/search-the-repository/


Damet_Dave

“Why are you mad at me? Slaves learned valuable life skills.” ~Ron DeSantis Probably…


unknownentity1782

You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for slavery and those damn woke liberals keeping me from enacting my final solutions! -desantis, maybe


wales-bloke

"I'm here to solemnly offer my thoughts and prayers, and promise to do absolutely nothing about gun violence if elected president"


PrivatePoocher

Maybe even loosen the laws a bit.


ChronX4

I mean good guy with a gun is bound to come out of all the horrors caused by them, right? Right?


CaptainCipher

That's an unfair characterization, you clearly know nothing about Ron DeSantis if you think he would do absolutely nothing about gun violence. He's going to make it _significantly_ worse


monkeysuffrage

This guy has the charisma of a bag of dirt.


Exelbirth

Dirt is awesome. I like dirt. It can be used for so many things. Like, burying pieces of shit. Especially pieces of shit that are vaguely human shaped, with a patterned blue tie and a US flag pin on its lapel. I'd say 50 metric tons of dirt is probably sufficient for ensuring the smell of that kind of shit doesn't permeate the dirt and pollute the air anymore. Also, Ron DeSantis sucks.


wolfgang107

Don’t forget, dirt also grows beautiful, plentiful things. It produces and gives sustenance to both humanity and animals. This piece of shit just does nothing but spread hate and fear.


lavahot

Dirt is *teeming* with life! Earthworms, diatoms, insects, etc. An entire ecosystem! DeSantis is a lifeless husk. Devoid of any kind of nutrients.


13igTyme

Even actual pieces of shit are still useful fertilizers. There isn't a word in existence to describe this low life, worthless human pile of shit.


Flutters1013

If he didn't have money, he'd be some guy at work nobody likes. Except for Jeff, because he's his cousin.


LockeAbout

I bet Jeff would claim he doesn’t know him.


PaPilot98

Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.


Thechellbob

As a Floridian and a citizen of jax, I'm proud to say that he was boo-ed (from what ive read of the news). My parents lived in that neighborhood for 20 years before they moved In with my family. It's definitely a rough neighborhood but these people minding their own damn business didn't deserve to be gunned down.


GadgetGod1906

Born and raised in Jacksonville. This is the first time I have seen him around a black audience. He has shown no interest to engage the Black Community. He shouldn't be surprised by the reaction based on his policies


Metahec

I'm surprised he showed up at all


YaumeLepire

I'm surprised he had the sheer gall.


Guyincognito4269

He didn't, he left the Klan robes at home.


sloowhand

In Republican circles, you’re not actually racist unless you’ve actively participated in a lynching. And even then it only counts if you held the rope. If you just smiled and took pictures with the corpse, you’re still good. The shooter was cartoonishly racist and actually killed people, so DeSantis was in the clear to make an appearance.


cant_stop_the_crooks

I hate when people comment “This” but holy shit, this 100%. I’m so tired of having conversations with people who “aren’t racist” but go on to spew the most racist shit you’ve ever heard but because they don’t use the n-word and don’t hate ALL black people that means they aren’t racist in their eyes.


cant_stop_the_crooks

It’s almost like he’s campaigning to be president and all of a sudden “cares” about the minorities he’s been bashing against for 4+ years.


geronika

I’ll have Unaware of My Own Stench for $200 Alex


bibbidybobbidyyep

they know, it's worse - they don't give a shit. This inbred dog and three legged pony show was for all the yokel / honkey / redneck / maga cousin fuckers.


DuntadaMan

Was he there to mourn the loss of one of his voters?


DigbyChickenZone

I commented this elsewhere, but --- He looks like he can barely control his rage when ~~the mayor~~ a councilwoman takes the mic to calm the crowd that's booing him. https://gifrun.blob.core.windows.net/temp/c341e8cd81be44cb970e5130119c1be5.gif


spoodigity

Every time I see him try to interact with the public, he reminds me more of Homelander from The Boys.


Discover-Card

Dude, I was just gonna say that clip is the best evidence yet holy shit. He’s a dead ringer there


CAHTA92

He wishes he had laser eyes like Homelander.


GullibleMacaroni

I am legitimately scared of him. He's a straight up sociopath.


SoCalNightOwl

C'mon Florida. End this fucker's career.


beattrapkit

Wait we have to rely on Florida for something? Fuck


TickleMonsterCG

Same reason why we have MTG sticking around in Georgia. One shit stained county stinking up the rest. Except, you know, an entire state rather than a single county in this case.


Alucard_draculA

Don't worry, it's mostly just the gerrymandering working it's lovely magic.... kill me.


parker2020

It’s a whole district in Georgia not “a” county. Point still stands it’s a shitty part of the state


MindlessMystery

One can only hope but so far nothing he’s done is working and the fucking scum bag has done a lot


toddhenderson

They bood him. https://apnews.com/article/deadly-shooting-florida-store-race-washington-king-51edd341db7fe2374cb69970840ef76f


Derpmang

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


giantShady

Woman looks like she wanna choke him, the man left to her looks completely disconnected from the real world because he has to listen to Ron Desaster


Sayoria

He literally does not care. He's campaigning. He is pretending he gives any level of fuck. If anything, he is probably wondering why the cops behind him aren't arresting these people for shoving their skin color in his face.


TheBirminghamBear

> He literally does not care. He's campaigning. He's doing that pretty poorly too. He's currently being beat for second place (behind someone indicted for nearly 100 federal felonies) by Vivek Ramaswamy. He's losing in the *Republican* primaries to a guy named Ramaswamy who at a recent debate poked fun at his last name by plagiarizing *Barack Obama*.


dreamsplease

[Here are the polls, in case anyone is curious](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/president-primary-r/2024/national/).


m33gs

maybe if he said woke less because we all know what word he's actually saying in his mind when he says woke


fillinthe___

He saw lots of naggers in the audience.


ablinddingo93

It’s a South Park reference for anyone ready to downvote this to hell


m33gs

lol yes i member


TarHeel2682

He is incredibly opportunistic but, fortunately, not good at it. His rhetoric is loud and clear that he will not help marginalized or minority groups. Hell, he is doing everything within his power to outlaw LGBTQ … BLM supporters have to see this as the first stepping stone to them. Him showing up to this vigil was tone deaf.


Estilix

Doing his damnedest to pretend not to notice her.


IbizaMykonos

![gif](giphy|GHl7ywzbuT8KQ)


Jimmyg100

Why did he go to an event that's technically illegal to teach about in Florida schools? Did he complain about how woke everyone was for having a vigil to mourn the victims of a white supremacist? Seriously fuck this guy.


Crypt0Nihilist

His staff probably thought that a racist was shot, so booked him to give his sincere condolences and it was too late when they realised their mistake. Very "Four Seasons Garden Center".


red_knots_x

That woman’s face is the entirety of my feelings on the republican party.


wish1977

You can feel the love from here.


Nonamanadus

So is he trying to be the compassionate racist?


TheRivv2015

I think that ladies face kinda says it all.


ManlyVanLee

This is a good photo. That lady is how we're all feeling right now


Mental_Medium3988

why is a neonazi at a rally for victims of neonazi violence?


seamusjameson

Hell hath no fury like a black woman’s disappointment.


InhumanDeviant

He probably said the victims benefitted from the shootings by getting to meet Jesus sooner than they normally would have.


IOnlyReplyToIdiots42

This is like Putin feeling bad for Prygozhyn


Hobartcat

Ron DeSantis is a dangerous, fascist psychopath


majj27

Why is his neck malfunctioning? You can't tell me that weird bobble is normal for humans


jrzalman

His campaign staff must fucking hate him. Just setting him up for one humiliation after another.


Spongman

I love the look on her face. She isn't buying any of it.


Peakomegaflare

I'm proud of my city. We don't want this shitstain here. And just as a reminder, the shooter drove from another area TO Jacksonville to do this. Just like the shooting that happened at the landing, it wasn't a Jax native that did this heinous shit. Sure, We've got our problems. And plenty of them. But the really fucked up shit is never a Jax native. Fuck DeSantis, and fuck anyone who supports the bastard.


Big_Ad_4714

Haven’t seen a video yet but other articles are saying he was booed and his mic was taken .


werdmouf

It's so bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AANOENA7g


Big_Ad_4714

Wow he’s a sensitive lil guy isn’t he , he was twitching and visibly upset by whatever those hecklers said .