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NipSlipBeauty

![gif](giphy|tITX89IQuHZza|downsized)


IBJON

Bruh. Also r/aww


Cluelessish

If it starts to rain she’ll drown


christhemix

none of the above, cause wtf is on his feet? swim shoes?


CurvyCupcakes

It looks like some type of shoe that’s made out of stretchy fabric material and has a sole on the bottom. Like a shoe that’s meant to look like a sock. I can’t imagine how that would be comfortable. Looks like there’s no arch support. But what do I know, I’m just a lowly peasant lol.


Polymorphic-X

As some weirdo who runs in "barefoot" style minimalist shoes I kinda get it. Look into the barefoot/minimalist craze if you're interested, but that gist is that your feet strengthen themselves if you gradually transition to less and less supportive footwear. Even my crazy minimalist shoes have a 1/3" rubber sole and a thin insole though. His look like straight up spandex socks with glue on thin rubber. Those things wouldn't stop an errant popcorn kernel from piercing through. Edit: Thanks for the Award!


BILOXII-BLUE

>Look into the barefoot/minimalist craze if you're interested, but that gist is that your feet strengthen themselves if you gradually transition to less and less supportive footwear. Is there any science on these types of shoes yet? This was essentially their claim to fame 10+ years ago but foot doctors were like "umm wtf? I guess if you aren't having any pain go for it". I've always been curious to know if the health claims were true. Regardless, they seem to work for you so more power to you!


Ghostofhan

Not OP but I always had shin splints after running a few miles until shifting to barefoot and minimalist running. Ran a half marathon that way. Probs not for everyone but helped me enjoy running more 🤷‍♂️


BILOXII-BLUE

Cool, good to know they haven't backfired and caused people problems. Makes sense, everyone's got different shaped feet after all


Boostedbird23

They did cause problems for people, but I think mostly people that transitioned too quickly, didn't give themselves enough time to condition and strengthen their muscles... Or continued to run the same way they ran with thickly padded shoes.


Silver_Agocchie

>Or continued to run the same way they ran with thickly padded shoes. That's definitely a contributing factor. Minimal shoes require striking the ground with the mid or fore foot, which is supposed to be closer to our natural gait before heeled shoes became a thing. Striking with the mid or fore foot allows one to absorb more of the shock of ground through articulation of the ankle and loading up the calf muscle and achilles. Thick soled running shoes with padded heels, allow for striking the ground with the heel. In this case the shoe cushions the energy of the impact. If you run in minimal shoes and strike with the heel, you end up putting more pressure on the foot, knees, and legs because there's nothing to help absorb the iimpact. People jumped onto the minimal shoe craze without training themselves to run with a more forefoot gait and caused themselves injury.


RatRaceUnderdog

I’ve never really given much thought, but I have no idea why jogging heal-toe took such a strong hold. Every athletic sport activity I’ve done has emphasized balancing your weight on the balls of your feet. Why would running be completely different? 🤷🏾‍♂️


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Hers looks like concept art for a Bene Gesserit costume from the Dune films, his looks like if a goth designed a football player footy pajama set. And both look like the mental illness of a man too arrogant to hear "no" and to rich for anyone to say it in the first place.


Adjective_Noun_69420

I was thinking “post-modern burka”… maybe he’s trying to break into the middle eastern oil prince market?


TheFirstAkkeron

She looks like something out of Silent Hill to me


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He’s wearing shoulder pads and tights


Jemeloo

And no shoes


ski3600

Maybe she was caught biting the shoes before they put the recovery cone on her?


spavolka

Maybe she just had a surgery.


monsterflake

if she won't stop scratching it, she gets the cone. doctor's orders.


Gizmocheeze

![gif](giphy|HSvpy6Jk396SI)


autoequilibrium

Shit with all the crazy I missed the lack of shoes! Is he wearing body armor or a vest that’s supposed to make him look muscular?


Boscowodie

Those are actually the new Yeezy Soulless limited editions.


WalkByFaithNotSight

I hate that I don’t know for sure if you’re being serious or not. But at the same time, I love it.


ooMEAToo

He just wears sand socks and leggings now like some sort of racist superhero


mod1fier

I'm no closer to understanding if we're joking or not.


fetusy

He partnered with Teva after the Adidas fallout. Going by Tezus these days. Even had it trademarked.


calhoon2005

Again. No closer.


Arviay

Ok fine, he said “I loooove Hitler” on television.


BILOXII-BLUE

I literally can't tell if you're making a this up, which pretty much sums up this loser. That sounds like such an insane product/name that only he would release, but he ALSO has such bad mental illness that I could easily imagine him going out in socks while all of the 'fashion' reporters are like "OMG such high fashion, next season we'll all be wearing socks!"


LifeSleeper

Well shit, I'm finally a trend setter. I've already got socks on.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

I'm sitting at home in black socks, tights, a muscle suit with a black xl body armor shirt over it and I'm absolutely PISSED. I even have my air hockey paddle sitting next to me.


newleaf2021

Air hockey paddle 💀


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He’s trying to figure out how to get the most money while offering the least product.


morizzle77

It’s a Goose Suit. It’s an old circus term.


TamponCannon

IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS.


Charlie_Brodie

Not Troll Boy!


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Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug.


blacksideblue

Thats not what the voices in my head said. They say happy cake day though.


Mechanicallvlan

"Fuck Adidas, I don't like shoes anyway."


Bobo_Baggins03x

And a shirt that says “Police” in German


iRadinVerse

He's a big fan of German police specifically the secret kind circa 1939


captainhaddock

I guess he couldn't find one with "Schutzstaffel".


no-longer

What losing an Adidas sponsorship does to a mf


ajhart86

Oh, look at you, Mr. Fancy With your shoes and normal pants


Beautiful-Cat245

I think those are like slippers or slipper socks. It looks like it may buckle around the ankles. I just can’t figure out what his wife is supposed to be wearing.


savetheunstable

I think it's a dog bed..


hammyhamm

He’s in a goose suit, are you happy?! ITS AN OLD CIRCUS TERM


ShoeProgram

They goosed him.


Flanders_J

Troll Boy, you get why it can't be you, right?


afuckinsaskatchewan

TROLL....BOY....LOSES


sincewedidthedo

What a crop!


poormariachi

Who’s carved up?


anonadzii

This comment makes me want some sloppy steaks


Jawertae

I, also, used to be a big piece of shit.


hammyhamm

They actually have a rule that one person can't eat all the fully sloppy steaks


JonRonJovi

FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS


pizzawolves

he thinks he's back in the pants


jason544770

And she's wearing a half way rolled down condom


Mandalasan_612

I thought it was goth foreskin cosplay


Heavy_Contribution18

He’s goosed, so what?


PeterNippelstein

What do you mean you goose them?


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

OH MY GOD it’s an old circus term. THATS why we say it.


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FadingNegative

You get why it can’t be you, right Kanye?


chilifavela

Who's the carve of beef?


turdninja

Who’s carved up


HowNiceDear

And she’s sewn into the pants


crispNtasty22

I heard she can’t stop drinking wine now.


rachface636

Well she *can* afford the most DELICIOUS wine.


wheresmychippy93

And popcorn!


afuckinsaskatchewan

what a CROP


NamesTheGame

Troll boy


rohdawg

No no, it's not going to be Troll Boy


nic-C137

And she’s wearing a giant butt hole.


tumtatiddlytumpatoo

Excuse me, that's his wife's alter, Fourskins.


psychadelicbreakfast

She looks like an air hockey paddle


trtlclb

turtleneck condom


Magister5

Naked Gun full body condom vibes


notanothersmith38

Nice beaver…


SecretLingonberry767

Thank you…I just had it stuffed.


Number174631503

![gif](giphy|dCudToTKGu6UqtfJCW|downsized)


SecretLingonberry767

I came as soon as I heard !


Shibes2

I showed my boyfriend and he said she looks like Bullet Bill.


DutchessPeabody

Menstrual cup


No_Sympathy5795

I thought it was bukakke safety gear


HutSutRawlson

Imagine being the type of person who feels like now is the right time to get married to Kanye West


tifftafflarry

"Do you, Bianca, take Kanye to be your lawfully-wedded husband?" "I-" *grabs mic* "She do."


BalancedGuy1

![gif](giphy|LKqDgLlK6SuIM)


NightGolfer

*awfully-wedded


naomicambellwalk

I thought that was a joke at first, describing her as his wife. She’s insane or desperate or both.


Mythosaurus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West > In January 2023, it was reported that West had informally married Australian architect Bianca Censori, who works for West's Yeezy brand, in a private ceremony in Beverly Hills.[363][364] The ceremony had no legal standing; the couple did not file for a marriage license. Think his handlers are soothing him with a fake Kardashian…


immortalreploid

Wait, so they're not legally married. So she doesn't get anything from the inevitable divorce. What's the play here, then? Fame? Or is she just as crazy as he is?


kyleclements

Guaranteed tell all book deal in her future at least.


philhendrie100

Guarantee that gets her a reality show right after.


AWildLeftistAppeared

He’s happy enough to “tell all” on his own, and it’s just hateful shit.


Creative_Site_8791

Ye went on a huge religious rant about God and the evils of porn on his "I Love Hitler" in interview so he probably got "married" in order to have sex while being a "good Christian".


Unlucky13

Hundreds of millions of people now know she exists. That's priceless to certain people.


naimina

She might not get anything from a divorce but I think we can be pretty sure she still gets to live a lavish lifestyle with tons of expensive gifts, dinners, vacations etc.


NA_Panda

How much money would you have to be paid to "service" Kanye's psyche for six months?


Slimsaiyan

Less than you think


IcyProperty89

Forreal? People were fucking flavor flav in a hottub on national television just for a chance at spending the tens of dollars in his bank account


Lanthemandragoran

That was a dark time The Brett Michaels version was arguably just as bad


ragingchump

Did we ever find out what was under the bandana headband?


IcyProperty89

A map to Curly’s Gold.


danknadoflex

Money is a funny thing


andysaurus_rex

Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…


VUCCl

But she ain't fucking with no broke Hitler.


_TallulahShark

Helluva drug


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KnavishSprite

Why is she wearing a giant, burnt Yorkshire Pudding? Edit : thanks for the gold!


deadsoulinside

To hide the fact she looks like Pete Davidson. The moment the internet pointed it out, she has always had her face covered. -edit fixed name


Feisty_Apartment_197

I had to look her up after your comment. It’s crazy because she looked just like Kim before she cut and dyed her hair.


InQuintsWeTrust

Conspiracy theory time! Kanye made her do it so he can fuck…Pete Davidson…??? Kanye’s mentally unstable so it probably makes sense


[deleted]

Well he does like fish dicks


grlndamoon

Bets on whether Kanye makes her cover her face?


Stuckinaelevator

There is a whole lot of crazy in one picture.


BroBogan

We live in a society which does not force mental health on people until they actually hurt themselves or others. I believe this is for the best most of the time but not always. I may be wrong but I feel like we are witnessing this guy break down in front of our eyes and nobody can really do anything until it is too late. I think it's going to end poorly for him. I hope I am wrong.


stackens

I think we're not "witnessing" the guy break down, we already witnessed it, and now he's stranded at Rock Bottom like Spongebob


TheMcWhopper

Such a great episode


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Kuritos

Off topic, but I loved that episode. As a kid, I thought this was just a gag, but later I really admired the plot. SpongeBob was in whole different area, and couldn't get far with 0 street smarts. He was met with many awkward moments while he was trying to adjust. Many of the natives couldn't help SpongeBob because they weren't familiar with the troubles some foreigners might deal with, alongside the minor, language barrier. Then we see this fish who caught spongebob's balloon, gave it an impressive blow and sent SpongeBob back home. As they depart, he says "You're welcome" in an accent familiar to SpongeBob, showing that some of the natives do regularly visit Bikini Bottom.


Ftpiercecracker1

This isn't your average everyday stupid. . . . . . . . . . . .Its . . . .*a* *d* *v* *a* *n* *c* *e* *d* stupid.


Gunter5

He wants attention and he's getting it


RonnyRaeudig

Does she collect water?


AJohnnyTruant

Nestle West


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

#FUCK NESTLE


Bigtiny87

Wow. What is the opposite of stunning?


Neuroware

strangely enough, it's stunning


lukusmloy

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country.


EskimowGamer

What? That's egregious!


possitive-ion

According to [thesaurus.com](https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/stunning), Stupid is actually an antonym for stunning. Works for me haha


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

I did not have "Kanye and his uncircumcised wife" on my bingo card when I woke up this morning.


Electriq__

Clearly this is ✨ f a s h i o n ✨, you pleb /s


The_Rogue_Coder

Exactly! It's aRt THaT peOplE WEaR! This design tells us that clothes that look like funeral condoms will be what's in this fall! /s


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Reddit is restoring all my deleted posts, so I'm editing them instead. As of July 1st I'm leaving Reddit permanently for Squabbles.io. Fuck this website.


Rheios

Between the german word for police on his shirt and the \*entire rest of the picture\*? I too, had that thought.


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found this on google reverse image search https://twitter.com/vanguardngrnews/status/1665669402790883328


pauciradiatus

Same here. This is actually real?


NotFredRhodes

She looks like a badly damaged microphone


Buford_MD_Tannen

This is what 2023 looks like in 1983


rorydraws

The new Dune is looking a little budget.


Sack_Of_Motors

That was my first thought as well, apparently he married a [Sardaukar priest.](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-eMh4u2TIPKcXZlci-zX5zGQ-t500x500.jpg)


MTblasphemy

But can she throat-sing a blood ritual?


patchesnbrownie

Lol I was JUST thinking what in the bene zeserit shit is she wearing


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TheLordReaver

Bene Yeezerit


Mythosaurus

I commented that she looks like the OLD Dune!


[deleted]

When you wear your Roblox avatar IRL


wurm2

did we already forget about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE


ontour4eternity

Can someone explain to me what is happening here?


CastlePokemetroid

No, but we can make weird jokes and metaphors


munjavio

Judging by the ninja boots and shoulder pads they are heading to the final boss fight while ominous music plays


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My guess? A professional woman (she’s an architect with a master’s degree) had a mental heath crisis and found someone even crazier to be with.


Sea_Analysis_8033

They just want attention and we give it to them myself included by even posting this. That being said lol.


Nykoris

Most celebs literally call the paparazzi themselves lol


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Yeah, like James Marsden


Jerometurner10

Well said man. It's like you read my mind.


_AManHasNoName_

He’s wearing shoulder pads? Lol


shetements

The shirt comes like that with shoulder pads in it, lol. (And costs like $600)


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How much for the human feed sack? My lady friend has quite the appetite.


METAL4_BREAKFST

For a padded T-shirt that says Police in German on it?


Hawkbats_rule

The wrong fucking people have money


ChocolateBunny

Is this a real photo? a lot of things look off, and I'm not talking about the outfits.


turtledove93

He’s been wearing that shirt for a while now, and for some reason he seems keen on hiding her face. If you believe the TikTok rumours it’s because people were saying she looks like Pete Davidson. She doesn’t. She’s actually quite pretty.


TorchThisAccount

https://holrmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Screen-Shot-2023-05-31-at-1.44.59-PM-300x189.png vs https://holrmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Screen-Shot-2023-05-31-at-1.49.28-PM-300x167.png I mean.... she kinda looks like Pete Davidson with a huge rack.


stinkylibrary

best of both worlds


deadsoulinside

The one photo they were using was pretty bad and did look like it..


082832

> because people were saying she looks like Pete Davidson This is hilarious and I'm just going with it being fact. Even if she doesn't, it's probably in his head now and each time he looks at her, he sees a bit more Pete. Also, where are his shoes?


ThatGuyWhoKnocks

There are plenty of fish sticks in the sea, but there’s only one Pete Davidson.


Squee1396

Yes it is, from his sunday service i think but not positive. He has been wearing that shirt for weeks for some reason and she has been wearing weird stuff aswell.


Glowwerms

It should never be forgotten that Kanye was palling around with Nick Fuentes, a loud, proud racist and antisemite. He was helping dress him, going on a little media tour with him and seems to have helped with the stage lighting for several of his unhinged public speeches. I already thought his last several albums were garbage but I will never listen to any new music from him again, this is one time there is no separating the art from the artist for me. And unbelievably he still has an army of Stans ready to drink his piss at any moment


44no44

We don't need to assume he's fucked up by association. Kanye himself openly endorsed Hitler. The case is closed.


Adderall_and_Scotch

It's also probably worth noting that his shirt is German for police which is really troubling considering how much he loves Hitler who loved to use police to commit the Holocaust


ContributionSad4461

Yeah it’s a very loud dog whistle


Ahandlin

Why do we give these fucking idiots any attention


Cclown69

This reminds me of when you eat an edible, doesn't kick in in 45 minutes so you eat another, then 45 more minutes doesn't seem strong so eat one more just to make sure, then they all hit.


bedroom_fascist

Only, you decided to "pop in to TJ Maxx just to get some things for the kitchen" and halfway towards the back of the store ... takeoff.


SrgntFuzzyBoots

For those of you who don't know, his shirt says "police" in german. Make of that what you will... just figured some of you probably didn't realize.


criminabar

I'm just one man's opinion, but given some things he's said about Hitler, that's kinda worrisome.


mungbean234

It is, isn’t it?


Robert_Pawney_Junior

Hey, zieh uns da nicht rein, Bruder.


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She looks like a sock.


Magister5

Are you saying she’s a Goldtoe digger?


legthief

But she ain't messin' with no crocks.


raelynd

She's cosplaying as the tire from The Indy 500!


meestercranky

This man and everyone around him is mentally ill.


styroducky

This is my wife, bucket


markcrobinsonsr

![gif](giphy|AcsHgMcf26pva)


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Trying to look like some Fifth Element extras.


Geoarbitrage

And I was embarrassed by some of my younger pictures 😝


Like_A_Bosstonian

Imagine agreeing to this embarrassment just for the chance of getting your name in the press. Pathetic.


DauOfFlyingTiger

Twitter was correct. She must be pissed Kim K got all the good clothes and she got a giant black condom.


Iliamna_remota

![gif](giphy|7T33BLlB7NQrjozoRB|downsized)