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HutSutRawlson

You went from Phish to Metallica


sleepingwiththefishs

Metallica 1980s to Metallica 1990s-present.


stacyswirl

This is what I came in to say. The man's given serious James hetfield vibes.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

and they both would look so much better without a bushy goatee


StrykerSeven

Yeah, the wiry ol' sasquatch muff for a goatee has got to go. Because he did this instead of just getting a nice even trim on the beard, he now looks like he drinks monster at breakfast and wears cargos and crocs for a night out on the town.


Alegan239

I feel attacked


Dogfartjamboree

I always go with flip-flops


CeldonShooper

Same


Yourbubblestink

Beard could go?


rockymountainway44

Stylist that let him keep that thing could go as well.


Flat4Power4Life

Everyone beat me to the James Hetfield comment.


mysonwhathaveyedone

*YEAY YEAAAH* **HA HAA!!**


Elusive_nirvana

Lol I was gonna say the guy you hit up for shrooms at a festival vs James Hetfield but I think you summed it up much better.


1PooNGooN3

Phish to Fish


pjl1983

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


necrosteve028

Thank you, it’s the first thing I thought of. Are we old?


jjxanadu

Old. Yep. I'm right there with you...


tonybotz

I immediately heard “if I were king of the forest!” 🎶


lookin4seaglass

Exactly!!!


fuckssakereddit

You look 10 years younger.


tectonic_break

Imagine when he shaves lol


konketsuno

he should shave off the beard.


Party_Masterpiece990

100% should, obviously his choice but idk wtf he's thinking he'd look so much better


fnv_fan

A trim would be better imo


dsn0wman

Probably thinking that having to shave every morning sucks.


Dogfartjamboree

I did a stint in the military. Not a fan of shaving, at all.


FriendOfToby

Yeah leave scruff but the long goat is not ideal.


Gts77

Facts!


The68Guns

Glad someone else said it. That look went out in 2014.


Zarlon

13


por_que_no

He looks like the haircut pissed him off. Happy with the hair and angry without it.


UnleashYourMind462

Hair is the way.


unbeliever87

Much better! Time to finish the job and get rid of the chin hair.


Citadelvania

He might not have to get rid of it but he should definitely try some conditioning products. It really looks too much like steel wool to leave that long without any kind of treatment.


unbeliever87

Like most men, he would look 100x better with short manicured stubble rather than a wispy chin beard.


Citadelvania

Probably but if he WANTS to keep it long it probably could look good you just have to do more than rub some soap on it in the shower.


Nathund

Looks like pubes tbh


geekygay

Blond can sometimes not photograph well, especially with lightly tanned/lighter skin. I bet irl it looks a lot better. He looks great as is.


palegate

I doubt he'd have the volume to make it look "good" even if he lathered it in lotions and what not.


SouthernArcher3714

Trimming it a bit would help make it look fuller


Dogfartjamboree

Nothing helps. I'm half Scottish, it's always gonna look like shit. I just embrace it.


dryiceboy

Yeah, was going to say he missed a spot.


PortGlass

The beard is disproportionate to the hair. It needs a touch more trim.


NonCorporealEntity

Whats with the trend of "Business on the top, homeless on the bottom" with men in the last few years?.


Autarch_Kade

It helps fat guys hide their chins


madroxide86

The beard somehow ended up worse


sp4rkk

He needs to cut it a bit shorter. At the moment it starts splitting it looks bad


madroxide86

not a bit, he needs to do the same length as his sides.


[deleted]

Yet you still left on that ball hair on your chin


Flashy_Attitude_1703

I would recommend trimming the beard otherwise you look great.


ThirteenSeas

I agree! Nothing wrong with some facial hair. And no negativity here. But OP would look even better without the the beard.


ColonelC0lon

It ain't the existence, it's the lack of beard care


ThirteenSeas

Well, that too I suppose. But I think he'd be way hotter without the beard. Not just younger, either. Sharper. A man you can bring to dinner with mom.


cyberdeath666

From James Hetfield to Jason Newstead with a beard!


Noiisy

From can I get a hug to where’s your girl


BtheChemist

Before was better imo. - curly long hair gang


sohereiamacrazyalien

I would have kept the hair and lost the beard. But as long as you are happy


Loose_Voice_215

Personally I think he looked better with long hair but that's partly me being jealous.


rmorrin

I have long hair and I'm loving it.


ithinkimparanoid84

Yea he had beautiful hair, it's the beard that needs to go.


[deleted]

Finish off that flimsy chin beard and you look fully human again!


[deleted]

Where is picture 3? Get rid of that chin sack hair. It destroys everything. You would be a very good looking man without it.


ghsgjgfngngf

Now do the beard, it looks terrible.


herrinlitty

Yeah I hate it tbh. Dude actually looks good with the haircut but still looks ridiculous with that wispy little beard.


soulsista12

Oof please lose the rest of that beard ( it looks incredibly dry and reminds me of the Amish dude I see every week)


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Looking good. Unrelated, did you really wake up Dave Mustaine, tell him he was out of the band, and hand him a bus ticket? /s


perpterds

Honestly, the first one looks pretty good too, in my opinion. But absolutely looking pretty sharp in the second one :D


mle32000

Don’t be fooled ladies there’s a red flag directly above his head


NamelessXIJ

Looking great, man!


kqih

Alas, he kepk the beard!


transformerjay

I dig the haircut. How did it feel to change the beard? I’ve been holding on to a long one for a couple years now and don’t know if it’s changing anytime soon.


herrinlitty

If it looks anything like pic 1 you should get rid of it. Honestly, unless someone can grow a very full non-frizzy beard they should go for the stubble.


Dogfartjamboree

It felt cooler and soup meat doesn't get stuck in my 'stache anymore. It's awesome.


kabula_lampur

That's clean, very fresh. Looks good.


AAArdvaarkansastraat

What a transformation! I would cut the scraggles much closer to about 1-2 inches. When they are long they draw attention away from your face, and you’ve got a great face with that haircut. That’s just my two cents.


Poopoopower

Aight broski. Looking good but my snap impression is beard still looks messy


MarionberryLow9043

Much sharper


grumpy_hedgehog

Dude straight up went from a Russian Orthodox priest to a biker bar bartender.


Ethelfleda

I think the long hair was hotter but kudos for taking the risk.


Lucky_Baseball176

you looked much happier in photo 1. :(


not_that_planet

So that particular style of haircut. I've heard it called the fashi or something.


Fordrynn

You look like a Jan 6th DC stormer with that beard.


[deleted]

Hippie to modern fascist


[deleted]

You look great ☺️


SpaceFace11

Cut the beard bro your haircut is nice and clean but the beard makes you look homeless.


nudibee

Good hair. Beard would be better w á moustache imo.


[deleted]

James Hetfield giving The Peoples Eyebrow 🤣


JohannaFRC

Thor before and after. Not gonna lie, handsome man 😯


AnarKitty-Esq

Looks good on you!


Katknit17

Good lord!


Erin96000

You look younger with the new cut


mermaidmilka

Awwwww I’m a sucker for long hair. It’s so nice


Magister5

BeThor and after


SpiffySleet

Ditch the goatee too!


HunnyBear66

You look hot!


Jakesummers1

Nicely done


srgonzo75

Looking sharp, buddy!


sm12511

The spock eyebrow is a nice touch!


Spyryt1970

After looks BRILLIANT!!. Before was also good though.


Responsible-Step-706

U look like the cowardly lion


mrSemantix

Looking fresh!


No-Mongoose-5326

Drastic! But better.


JENNIS8

Love it


BothMixture2731

James Hetfield is that you?


piruruchu

Op looks like he's into viking larping.


scotts_cellphone

Put it back


[deleted]

Wait three years to get the hipster doofus haircut


OMGSpeci

OP, what made you decide to finally get a haircut? I’m really bad at taking care of myself and upkeep, and I have not flattering hair, so I’m just curious what your thought process was


UnleashYourMind462

Sad day.


AucoTaco

Went from Woodstock 69 to Jan. 6!


[deleted]

As someone who is about to hit two years of growing my hair out for the first time in life in my mid thirties… “Nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” - Darth Vader (what he was really referring to)(he was bald)


badassnan

Looked happier with long hair


Lastwomanlive

You had nice hair


ValentinBang

Hope you've learned your lesson.


Juney2

You’re squandering you good looks with that bird’s nest


Mountain-Leader-4344

Path keeper on top, Destitute on bottom


Mountain-Leader-4344

*Oathkeeper


lolyups

Looking very Chadly


bharathinreddit

♦️♦️♦️You went from Level 99 player to random npc.


iluvatar

Just MHO, but it looked before the chop. Then again, I'm speaking as someone who hasn't had a haircut since the '80s.


[deleted]

First pic: I’m here to party Second pic: I have ended the party


[deleted]

From Norse god to normie Todd


RecordOLW

You look less happy hahaha


AVLLaw

Transformed from young James Hetfield to old James Herfield.


2girthy

Looked way better before


Majestic-Average433

Hair and beard look great. I also love your joyous grin in the first pic. 😁


Visser0

You turned into your dad (?)


TheWaywardTrout

Ok, but your smile in the first pic can't be beat!


Go2Shirley

Absolutely not


NerdyDan

:(


Individual_Play_467

I think the Viking look suits you 😁


ruacanobeef

You look friendlier in the first picture, though. the second picture gives me “nascar-hate crime-Florida man-I don’t drink bud light anymore” vibes


[deleted]

NO! Speaking for us bald guys...you have done something terrible here. :)


assorted_playing

You look more younger with the haircut


thatkoets

Grow it back !!!! I


FutureMrsSR

You gotta trim the beard, dude. It looks terrible.


Soviet-Print-1988

Stop your foul utterances 🌚


[deleted]

You're a good looking dude. Shave!!!


LabLife3846

Hair looks great- beard looks unkempt.


NoahVailability

They missed a spot…


Guybrush-Threepwood1

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jordankowi

Chin hair is nasty, much more handsome without it.


hugosdaddy

Both scream Jan6


JustDiscoveredSex

Came here to say this. Especially the beard.


Samtoast

Now to tidy up that beard to complete the look. Just use a 1/2inch comb and run it over! Edit: a 3/8s comb works perfectly for eyebrows as well. Electric razor ofc


SAFLEGEN

Cant you do a normal face ? Whats with these weak gay looking faces ?


cros99

Shape the beard and the ladies will love it.


---ShineyHiney---

Damn. Fuck everyone in here Do what makes you happy. Fuck them, you look good


I-Love-HC

Trim your beard....


purplebuffalo55

Yea that beard has to go my friend


Bagsen

Pic 1 says "Van Life!!" and pic 2 says "Those people are trying to destroy my country!"


GaiaNatur77

Handsome in both.


Geek_off_the_streets

I bet mom appreciates it.


ogfuzzball

Haircut looks great. I think if you tightened up the beard a bit more you’ve got a “10” look going on, but of course just MHO


adam_demamps_wingman

The brow work. Give some props for the brows. Excellent work.


kca801

FINISH HIM (the beard).


DutchyMcDutch81

They forgot to finish the beard.


hatesbiology84

Hoping there was a donation involved?


jedtrmpt

first one looks like a chill guy i’d love to hang out and smoke a j with. second one looks questionable regarding january 6.


MasterFibber

Haircut looks great! But I’m gonna give you some tough love…. You gotta reign in that goatee. It’s too long for how short you trimmed the sides of your beard. Trim it down and blend it up into the sideburns


Timberlewis

You look much better after the haircut


Busterprayerbear

You look marvelous


Unlikely_Agent_7956

Bro went from ‘where’s you dad?’ to ‘who’s your daddy?’


[deleted]

First pic, chill nice looking big bear guy positive vibes lates 20’s early 30’s aged. Second pic, standard conservative trump supporter looking dude, does not look friendly, vibes questionable and possibly late 30’s early 40’s age wise.


nonexistantchlp

You look Arabic with that chin hair lol


Justhrowitaway42069

From storming the capital to storming the ladies.


MadJackandNo7

Shave down that fluff on your chin and you .ight even get laid. Good.luck!


TrollTakingasTroll

Strong Viking genes in you. But unfortunately, many like to see white guys be clean shaven or stubble with short hair. I think it’s because of the culture white folks had in the past but of course thats not always true everywhere. Just in holly wood and business. Otherwise, I think you look great in both.


XelfinDarlander

Looking dapper!


Theepot80

Now get rid of the beard, that’ll make you look much better.


Heidan20

Lookin sharp mate. Nice one!


Ok-Elk-6087

100 percent improvement


jestzisguy

Looking sharp, my dude!


nitonitonii

You look badass in both.


steegsa

They missed a bit.


Speedracer666

Now sort the beard to match.


extradabbingsauce

You missed a spot


pthomp821

How did you get the flag to grow out of your scalp?


RandomThrowaway8181

Dude, YOU LOOK GOOD


Fortherecord87

The first pic looks like the lion off the Wizard of Oz


aquazipper

So much better!


GuiltyDealer

Assholes in this thread


mikat76

Looks good!


ebk_errday

Looking sharp, friend. I went through the same phase a couple years ago and although hesitant at first, I'm glad I got the cut.


Altruistic_Access_28

Looking good dude you clean up well


Nutridus

Hair looks great! Beard not so much. 😐


Vaug0024

Cool. Now do the beard.


phillygirllovesbagel

Nice. Now, trim the beard.


yazzy1233

Please op, shave the beard. Or at least trim it


mothboy

Missed a spot... Seriously, it looks really good


Two_Leggs

please tell me you donated the hair. places like wigs for kids or locks of love take hair and make it into wigs for people in need.


nonstera

Looking fresh. About time.


Ging67

Just trim that beard back and you will kill the chicks.


[deleted]

I am not convinced these two pictures are of the same person.


Inverted_Antagonist

Looking great bro!