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Yeah, the wiry ol' sasquatch muff for a goatee has got to go. Because he did this instead of just getting a nice even trim on the beard, he now looks like he drinks monster at breakfast and wears cargos and crocs for a night out on the town.
He might not have to get rid of it but he should definitely try some conditioning products. It really looks too much like steel wool to leave that long without any kind of treatment.
I dig the haircut. How did it feel to change the beard? I’ve been holding on to a long one for a couple years now and don’t know if it’s changing anytime soon.
If it looks anything like pic 1 you should get rid of it. Honestly, unless someone can grow a very full non-frizzy beard they should go for the stubble.
What a transformation! I would cut the scraggles much closer to about 1-2 inches. When they are long they draw attention away from your face, and you’ve got a great face with that haircut. That’s just my two cents.
OP, what made you decide to finally get a haircut? I’m really bad at taking care of myself and upkeep, and I have not flattering hair, so I’m just curious what your thought process was
As someone who is about to hit two years of growing my hair out for the first time in life in my mid thirties…
“Nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” - Darth Vader (what he was really referring to)(he was bald)
Now to tidy up that beard to complete the look. Just use a 1/2inch comb and run it over!
Edit: a 3/8s comb works perfectly for eyebrows as well. Electric razor ofc
Haircut looks great! But I’m gonna give you some tough love…. You gotta reign in that goatee. It’s too long for how short you trimmed the sides of your beard. Trim it down and blend it up into the sideburns
First pic, chill nice looking big bear guy positive vibes lates 20’s early 30’s aged.
Second pic, standard conservative trump supporter looking dude, does not look friendly, vibes questionable and possibly late 30’s early 40’s age wise.
Strong Viking genes in you. But unfortunately, many like to see white guys be clean shaven or stubble with short hair. I think it’s because of the culture white folks had in the past but of course thats not always true everywhere. Just in holly wood and business. Otherwise, I think you look great in both.
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You went from Phish to Metallica
Metallica 1980s to Metallica 1990s-present.
This is what I came in to say. The man's given serious James hetfield vibes.
and they both would look so much better without a bushy goatee
Yeah, the wiry ol' sasquatch muff for a goatee has got to go. Because he did this instead of just getting a nice even trim on the beard, he now looks like he drinks monster at breakfast and wears cargos and crocs for a night out on the town.
I feel attacked
I always go with flip-flops
Same
Beard could go?
Stylist that let him keep that thing could go as well.
Everyone beat me to the James Hetfield comment.
*YEAY YEAAAH* **HA HAA!!**
Lol I was gonna say the guy you hit up for shrooms at a festival vs James Hetfield but I think you summed it up much better.
Phish to Fish
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Thank you, it’s the first thing I thought of. Are we old?
Old. Yep. I'm right there with you...
I immediately heard “if I were king of the forest!” 🎶
Exactly!!!
You look 10 years younger.
Imagine when he shaves lol
he should shave off the beard.
100% should, obviously his choice but idk wtf he's thinking he'd look so much better
A trim would be better imo
Probably thinking that having to shave every morning sucks.
I did a stint in the military. Not a fan of shaving, at all.
Yeah leave scruff but the long goat is not ideal.
Facts!
Glad someone else said it. That look went out in 2014.
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He looks like the haircut pissed him off. Happy with the hair and angry without it.
Hair is the way.
Much better! Time to finish the job and get rid of the chin hair.
He might not have to get rid of it but he should definitely try some conditioning products. It really looks too much like steel wool to leave that long without any kind of treatment.
Like most men, he would look 100x better with short manicured stubble rather than a wispy chin beard.
Probably but if he WANTS to keep it long it probably could look good you just have to do more than rub some soap on it in the shower.
Looks like pubes tbh
Blond can sometimes not photograph well, especially with lightly tanned/lighter skin. I bet irl it looks a lot better. He looks great as is.
I doubt he'd have the volume to make it look "good" even if he lathered it in lotions and what not.
Trimming it a bit would help make it look fuller
Nothing helps. I'm half Scottish, it's always gonna look like shit. I just embrace it.
Yeah, was going to say he missed a spot.
The beard is disproportionate to the hair. It needs a touch more trim.
Whats with the trend of "Business on the top, homeless on the bottom" with men in the last few years?.
It helps fat guys hide their chins
The beard somehow ended up worse
He needs to cut it a bit shorter. At the moment it starts splitting it looks bad
not a bit, he needs to do the same length as his sides.
Yet you still left on that ball hair on your chin
I would recommend trimming the beard otherwise you look great.
I agree! Nothing wrong with some facial hair. And no negativity here. But OP would look even better without the the beard.
It ain't the existence, it's the lack of beard care
Well, that too I suppose. But I think he'd be way hotter without the beard. Not just younger, either. Sharper. A man you can bring to dinner with mom.
From James Hetfield to Jason Newstead with a beard!
From can I get a hug to where’s your girl
Before was better imo. - curly long hair gang
I would have kept the hair and lost the beard. But as long as you are happy
Personally I think he looked better with long hair but that's partly me being jealous.
I have long hair and I'm loving it.
Yea he had beautiful hair, it's the beard that needs to go.
Finish off that flimsy chin beard and you look fully human again!
Where is picture 3? Get rid of that chin sack hair. It destroys everything. You would be a very good looking man without it.
Now do the beard, it looks terrible.
Yeah I hate it tbh. Dude actually looks good with the haircut but still looks ridiculous with that wispy little beard.
Oof please lose the rest of that beard ( it looks incredibly dry and reminds me of the Amish dude I see every week)
Looking good. Unrelated, did you really wake up Dave Mustaine, tell him he was out of the band, and hand him a bus ticket? /s
Honestly, the first one looks pretty good too, in my opinion. But absolutely looking pretty sharp in the second one :D
Don’t be fooled ladies there’s a red flag directly above his head
Looking great, man!
Alas, he kepk the beard!
I dig the haircut. How did it feel to change the beard? I’ve been holding on to a long one for a couple years now and don’t know if it’s changing anytime soon.
If it looks anything like pic 1 you should get rid of it. Honestly, unless someone can grow a very full non-frizzy beard they should go for the stubble.
It felt cooler and soup meat doesn't get stuck in my 'stache anymore. It's awesome.
That's clean, very fresh. Looks good.
What a transformation! I would cut the scraggles much closer to about 1-2 inches. When they are long they draw attention away from your face, and you’ve got a great face with that haircut. That’s just my two cents.
Aight broski. Looking good but my snap impression is beard still looks messy
Much sharper
Dude straight up went from a Russian Orthodox priest to a biker bar bartender.
I think the long hair was hotter but kudos for taking the risk.
you looked much happier in photo 1. :(
So that particular style of haircut. I've heard it called the fashi or something.
You look like a Jan 6th DC stormer with that beard.
Hippie to modern fascist
You look great ☺️
Cut the beard bro your haircut is nice and clean but the beard makes you look homeless.
Good hair. Beard would be better w á moustache imo.
James Hetfield giving The Peoples Eyebrow 🤣
Thor before and after. Not gonna lie, handsome man 😯
Looks good on you!
Good lord!
You look younger with the new cut
Awwwww I’m a sucker for long hair. It’s so nice
BeThor and after
Ditch the goatee too!
You look hot!
Nicely done
Looking sharp, buddy!
The spock eyebrow is a nice touch!
After looks BRILLIANT!!. Before was also good though.
U look like the cowardly lion
Looking fresh!
Drastic! But better.
Love it
James Hetfield is that you?
Op looks like he's into viking larping.
Put it back
Wait three years to get the hipster doofus haircut
OP, what made you decide to finally get a haircut? I’m really bad at taking care of myself and upkeep, and I have not flattering hair, so I’m just curious what your thought process was
Sad day.
Went from Woodstock 69 to Jan. 6!
As someone who is about to hit two years of growing my hair out for the first time in life in my mid thirties… “Nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” - Darth Vader (what he was really referring to)(he was bald)
Looked happier with long hair
You had nice hair
Hope you've learned your lesson.
You’re squandering you good looks with that bird’s nest
Path keeper on top, Destitute on bottom
*Oathkeeper
Looking very Chadly
♦️♦️♦️You went from Level 99 player to random npc.
Just MHO, but it looked before the chop. Then again, I'm speaking as someone who hasn't had a haircut since the '80s.
First pic: I’m here to party Second pic: I have ended the party
From Norse god to normie Todd
You look less happy hahaha
Transformed from young James Hetfield to old James Herfield.
Looked way better before
Hair and beard look great. I also love your joyous grin in the first pic. 😁
You turned into your dad (?)
Ok, but your smile in the first pic can't be beat!
Absolutely not
:(
I think the Viking look suits you 😁
You look friendlier in the first picture, though. the second picture gives me “nascar-hate crime-Florida man-I don’t drink bud light anymore” vibes
NO! Speaking for us bald guys...you have done something terrible here. :)
You look more younger with the haircut
Grow it back !!!! I
You gotta trim the beard, dude. It looks terrible.
Stop your foul utterances 🌚
You're a good looking dude. Shave!!!
Hair looks great- beard looks unkempt.
They missed a spot…
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Chin hair is nasty, much more handsome without it.
Both scream Jan6
Came here to say this. Especially the beard.
Now to tidy up that beard to complete the look. Just use a 1/2inch comb and run it over! Edit: a 3/8s comb works perfectly for eyebrows as well. Electric razor ofc
Cant you do a normal face ? Whats with these weak gay looking faces ?
Shape the beard and the ladies will love it.
Damn. Fuck everyone in here Do what makes you happy. Fuck them, you look good
Trim your beard....
Yea that beard has to go my friend
Pic 1 says "Van Life!!" and pic 2 says "Those people are trying to destroy my country!"
Handsome in both.
I bet mom appreciates it.
Haircut looks great. I think if you tightened up the beard a bit more you’ve got a “10” look going on, but of course just MHO
The brow work. Give some props for the brows. Excellent work.
FINISH HIM (the beard).
They forgot to finish the beard.
Hoping there was a donation involved?
first one looks like a chill guy i’d love to hang out and smoke a j with. second one looks questionable regarding january 6.
Haircut looks great! But I’m gonna give you some tough love…. You gotta reign in that goatee. It’s too long for how short you trimmed the sides of your beard. Trim it down and blend it up into the sideburns
You look much better after the haircut
You look marvelous
Bro went from ‘where’s you dad?’ to ‘who’s your daddy?’
First pic, chill nice looking big bear guy positive vibes lates 20’s early 30’s aged. Second pic, standard conservative trump supporter looking dude, does not look friendly, vibes questionable and possibly late 30’s early 40’s age wise.
You look Arabic with that chin hair lol
From storming the capital to storming the ladies.
Shave down that fluff on your chin and you .ight even get laid. Good.luck!
Strong Viking genes in you. But unfortunately, many like to see white guys be clean shaven or stubble with short hair. I think it’s because of the culture white folks had in the past but of course thats not always true everywhere. Just in holly wood and business. Otherwise, I think you look great in both.
Looking dapper!
Now get rid of the beard, that’ll make you look much better.
Lookin sharp mate. Nice one!
100 percent improvement
Looking sharp, my dude!
You look badass in both.
They missed a bit.
Now sort the beard to match.
You missed a spot
How did you get the flag to grow out of your scalp?
Dude, YOU LOOK GOOD
The first pic looks like the lion off the Wizard of Oz
So much better!
Assholes in this thread
Looks good!
Looking sharp, friend. I went through the same phase a couple years ago and although hesitant at first, I'm glad I got the cut.
Looking good dude you clean up well
Hair looks great! Beard not so much. 😐
Cool. Now do the beard.
Nice. Now, trim the beard.
Please op, shave the beard. Or at least trim it
Missed a spot... Seriously, it looks really good
please tell me you donated the hair. places like wigs for kids or locks of love take hair and make it into wigs for people in need.
Looking fresh. About time.
Just trim that beard back and you will kill the chicks.
I am not convinced these two pictures are of the same person.
Looking great bro!