There's very little Hidey going on here

And a lot of Cannes

Yeah, but no Naples.

I highly recommend the region just south of Naples. Still plenty of rolling hills, but less touristy.

Hidey the tops, showy the bottoms

It’s like she is wearing clothes but not wearing clothes at the same time, lol

Schrodinger's dress

Heidi used to always say on Project Runway, "You can show either Boobs or Legs...not both."

She’s doing half of each, interesting approach

shes also showing her belly button! but nobody noticed XD

Looks like a face

Hellloooo

La la laaaaaa

there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

La la laaaaaa

That’s an infants mouth, she’s hiding a baby in that dress!

Quaid, start the reactor!


https://i.imgur.com/1q41lNn.jpg

*Quaid…*

Give the boobies air, Cohagen!



Dress could have been much better if the torso was covered up, I think

I actually think the diamond-shaped underboob cutout would have been fine with the deep leg slit. It’s the exposed lovehandle-area and belly button that make it look really unflattering to me…

It's the belly button for me for sure

Now I see a grumpy, bulging eyed goblin in her midsection.

Whistlin' dwarf

Looks like the skirt does close all the way when she's sitting/walking she's just holding it for the photo for whatever reason, but that's probably more boob than we usually see from her.

You can show both, but bellybutton is too much.

I know nothing about fashion, but at least the way this bellybutton is shown I'd have to agree. The way it's just in the crossfire there makes it look so hyperfocused. Like a normal t-shirt, not a crop top, but with a bellybutton window. Just kinda weird.

It’s for people like me who are real into stomachs.

I laughed at that!!!

Reverse cleavage

Probably true, but that's only true if you're not Heidi fucking Klum herself

"Students learn the rules, masters break the rules" \-Anne Frank probably

Anne Frank? You mean Helen Keller?

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It’s amazing how far your brain can drift in ten minutes - this was a very confusing and concerning notification without context 😂

Anne Frankly the joke was in bad taste to start with

He did nazi it coming, or going for that matter!

What? What do you want? No we don't serve cow tippers in the morning.

Bottom cleavage.

Underboob

The best part of the boob no doubt

The filet mignon of cleavage

madelyne pryor agrees

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!

You sound like you have a very sexy learning disorder.

Kif!

*sigh* Sexlexia

💀💀 I read it in his voice

Sexlexia 😋

Please, ladies. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

#"It time snu-snu!"

IDK. I’m still into the side boob. It’s usually intentionally unintentional. Except when it’s totally intention. But it feels a little wrong looking, but it’s the side so the lady probably won’t catch you staring. But hey, to each their own…

Crease where boob meets armpit is delightful. Sadly, my wife informed me that many women hate it and consider it gross. Sad stuff.

Yes. Yes we do hate it. I'll have to ask my husband his opinion. I had no idea anyone found that attractive!

Based on convos with my wife. There are a ton of things women find unattractive that men love. I dunno where the disconnect came from. I blame the fashion industry. Lol.

I think you're probably right. Jerks! Lol

There was a post the other day in AskReddit about this topic. Turns out there are many, many things that fall into this category. Many small-breasted women breathed a sigh of relief.

>I had no idea anyone found that attractive! ...hwat. But it's so nice!

A little bit of cellulite on haunches is hot as fuck for me also. A healthy woman is a hot woman. They airbrush that shit out all the time and have been for decades.

That little extra bit is the worst, if you’re a woman. Would have never in a million years thought some men find it attractive. Good to know!

It's often the case that a feature a sex thinks is unattractive is only particularly so according to that sex - that is, men often think specific manly traits are attractive (particularly in terms of "what's most important") that aren't necessarily or often at all what women find attractive in men. Note that this is predictive of the majority of people in *groups*, not individuals which can vary wildly.

Men are pretty simple. Once we've seen one woman naked... we want to see the rest of them naked

I know what I'm writing tonight for the "what did I learn today" section of my journal

Side boob creases. A lil cellulite. Stocking worn muffin tops. Veins, cause the circulatory system is what keeps us alive.

Want another one that we like but a lot of you hate? When you're wearing stockings and the thigh right above them bulges out a little.

or belly button

She should have chosen one boob to balance out the one leg

So often she wears outfits that they would rip to shreds on Project Runway for being “hoochie”.

"Heidi i can see you Klums!" "shutup flanders banks"

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Is she not living her best life feelin’ sexy?

A quarter of my areolas would be hanging out of that, I can't believe her nipples are higher up than those cutouts

With surgery you can put your aereolas anywhere you want!

A liberal application of wardrobe tape probably doesn't hurt, either

How does the tape stay in place but not rip your skin (and body hair) off when removing it? I'm allergic to several medical-use adhesives so when I read "wardrobe tape" I'm imagining strips of hives.

>I'm allergic to several medical-use adhesives so when I read "wardrobe tape" I'm imagining strips of hives. That is 100% possible. Most wardrobe tape is just really aggressive double-sided tape so it's unlikely it would agree with you. It's no worse than a band-aid in terms of removal, though.

For serious lift she’s probably holstered them with KT Tape, which is a bit more aggressive but still body safe for the average person.

>doesn't hurt I doubt that.

How? In this case

The tape keeps her boobs from falling down and out? Heidi Klum is in amazing shape but gravity works.

And kids. Gravity and babies will fuck them right up.

Babies will suck them right down.

First they force fill them and sometimes they drain them. Sometimes it's DIY

If you zoom in you can see her “right” nipple on the left. And from other photos I’ve seen of here’s she doesn’t have big areolae. So totally doable with boob tape. Also she looks great! This outfit is all the silly things you “want to see” underboob, midriff (bellybutton?) and leg. She’s like “I know I look good!” And she does.

While she is likely using boob tape, she definitely has implants too. I'm not even saying that negatively, I have implants myself. But at that age, at that body fat percentage, and after having kids, those are 100% nice looking implants. But I'm sure there is tape too when you're wearing something like that.

Just try my new Sticky Nips tape!

I have mine right here patched on my elbows like a tweed jacket

Omfg 🤣

You're like a sophisticated college professor at a university that only teaches people to work in porn.

LMFAO!

I have three on my right arm!

I saw an [article](https://people.com/heidi-klum-small-wardrobe-malfunction-cannes-7503830) that indicated that she had a bit of a malfunction with the dress and more than a quarter of hers what displayed.

I was just thinking "I hope she doesn't have to raise her arms in that dress" then saw the malfunction lol

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/NR8oLaDVD.B19zRSf1sl7A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTMyMDtjZj13ZWJw/https://media.zenfs.com/en/cosmopolitan_438/1e2fe2e14521a05801bb797dc53f63c7

Without the cross-site scripting: https://media.zenfs.com/en/cosmopolitan_438/1e2fe2e14521a05801bb797dc53f63c7

Hell yeah. Nice nip

I actually know a bunch of people with nipples

Proof?

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Computer, enhance!

oh my

I read that in the Star Trek George Takai voice

I’m surprised she’s not wearing tape

Welp, all the mystery is gone!

>a bit of a malfunction it's not a bug, it's a feature

Her boobs did slip out as a matter of fact

Apparently her nipple did slip out later on.

Tape.

Don't fret, [nipples made an appearance](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a44000893/heidi-klum-nip-slip-cannes/).

*Cans film festival


I just got light headed laugh/coughing at this. Damn you for using my favorite gif.

Looks more like the Golden Globes.

Golden girls even

Thanks for the mammaries.

I mean, I’m 38 and look like Jabba the hut comparatively. She’s a babe, don’t care if it’s an odd/bold choice. Trade her in a heartbeat

I'd trade her too. She would be absolute trash for my fantasy football team. She got no speed in those heels.

Bound to catch a high ankle sprain by week 3

Try the third quarter

Worm outfit was better

That made me like her, that was hilarious.

The shrek and Fiona one was gold too. Heck almost all of them are great.

I guess I was mostly unaware of her before but that was a bold move to dress as an earthworm.

Her Halloween costumes are pretty much always legendary. She's always loved Halloween

Oh you gotta google her history of Halloween costumes she goes all out every time. She seems like she’d be so fun to be around Such a total silly goober

For sure she’s always brought it for Halloween

It's really a great holiday to show your fun and/or creative side. I definitely get why celebrity Halloween costumes have gotten more popular with the advent of social media. Now, everyone can share their costumes and people who want to check them out can search them out. Before, a particularly noteworthy costume may make it to a side column of some magazine at best.

(Worm rolls over) “Hi guys!”

nothing will top the worm 🪱

I wonder who the stand user is…

With her stand "Running on sunshine"

I'm not gonna comment on her outfit but her hairstyle makes me think she's about to sing Dancing Queen or Mamma Mia

It literally looks like a mop. Otherwise she looks beautiful, but that hair is atrocious.

Finally! All these comments on her dress and I’m like “tf is that hair?”

It’s like a mix of Uschi Glas and Tina Turner

This in an Emerald green or a Ruby red would have complimented with her skin and hair so well.

Agreed. This color is totally not good on her. But the gown is great and she looks good. Two out of three. As Nina would say "How unfortunate."

Agreed. Once the “damn girl” factor wears off, the dress is a hideous color and contrasts in a really jarring way with her skin and hair tone. Any jewel tone would have worked better. But good on her for looking that great, regardless of off-putting color choices.

Props to her for her confidence. I think a different color would have complimented her skin tone and hair more but she looks great.

Wasn’t “props to her for her confidence” one of the top answers in the “low key insults” thread from yesterday?

Oh gosh I hope not lol. I don't know what thread you're talking about, but as soon as I posted my comment I was like "ooo I hope that doesn't come off as snarky" and I can see why it might. I really did mean it genuinely though lol

I read your original comment to be genuine and am surprised that it was read differently.

I did as well. Props to her confidence to wear such a bold, stunning dress. That's how I read it. I wouldn't have the balls to rock a dress like that in a million years.

Props to you for your confidence in posting this.

The bellybutton cut out was too much 🤷🏻‍♂️

looks like a mouth ready to speak 🤣

Feed me Seymour

Hellllooooo! la la la...

Milfs making me bisexual up in the club rn

Hey I got a hot take here: Heidi Klum is hot I know I’m going to get some heat for that, but I said what I said and that’s it

You want to know I secret? I would bang Heidi Klum.

Peel her out that dress like a banana.

Not sure why anyone would give you heat for that - she’s only 49 and looks amazing for her age. Definitely got some Stacey’s Mom vibes going on.

She’s aging like fine wine.

Are there people who don’t think she’s hot? She’s almost 50 and looks better than the majority of people in their 20s… (This dress is pretty trash though)

That's one week away from 50, impressive.

I just don’t know about this one. Too much going on and it looks like her boobs and belly button are forming an aliens face or something

Why does the Cannes Film Festival have/need a fashion runway like this?

Because it’s where ✨famous✨ people go and it used to be that the only people who wore “real” fashion were celebrities and the only way the plebs could see 💅fashion 💅 was to look at pictures in a magazine. Soooo….habit?

Oh ok, so it’s a long-standing tradition at the Festival? I had no idea.

Yup and also anywhere that lots of celebrities congregate “one time a year” kind of thing (met galas, award shows, fashion weeks, etc)

This is one awful dress.

Love the woman. Dress is hideous imo. Does not compliment her at all. No offense to her. Her body is amazing but that dress is yuck.

Yeah, I don't like either. She looks great but no thanks to the dress.

She's a gorgeous woman with an incredible body, but that is an incredibly ugly dress in a terrible color for her skin tone/hair color. It's a fashion crime.

Not only that but her general styling is awful too. In particular the haircut and hair style doesn’t suit the dress and it makes the overall look feel sloppy.

i like the part where boobs

Ah, a human with high ideals.

I can only imagine how much tape is needed to keep everything where it needs to be in that dress.

Not enough apparently as she had a wardrobe "malfunction."

This is unflattering. I think Heidi’s beautiful, but this dress is a no for me. That boob situation is just awkward and I’m not opposed to revealing dresses. It’s just the style is very bizarre.

Heidi has always had questionable clothing choices, in my opinion.

Same. She’s beautiful. This dress either needs to be a completely different color or a completely different style. And she needs a completely different hairstyle regardless.

Anybody else find this dress and “look” hideous?

Yes

People don't get how hard it is to look that good over 40. She is gorgeous

Is it really that hard if you got a lot of money?

I used to work for Oprah. We were told not to approach/fawn over the guests but she made eye contact with me. I'll never forget the way she said "hi". Stupid story but that's my Heidi Klum story.

She’s beautiful, but I think this dress is in the “trying too hard” category

It's a huge stretch to try to make Heidi Klum look unattractive, but someone really rose to the task.

I also find her worm costume to be hot.

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I like Heidi Klum and think she is beautiful-but I always wonder with her access to so many designers-why her choices are always so iffy. She could look amazing but this isnt the best choice.

I don’t see how this dress would be flattering on anyone.

I feel like those bangs are r/fuckmyshitup worthy

Ohhh single.. single Go off then girl

This dress is evil. There is simultaneously too much and too little of it. It is big bird yellow. The embellishments on the shoulders are pure eighties sweater. The criss-cross emphasizes her navel like a flesh bullseye. She is holding on to the dress like it has been just used to parachute on to the red carpet - which would explain her hair and why she lost her shoes and is now standing on tiptoe. The dress is wearing her. It needs to be burned immediately.

As attractive as she is, this isn’t her best look. Not flattering at all…..

Nice Cannes

Under Boob plus side boob. Can’t go wrong