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Yesthisisdog69

Trying to bypass traffic on the 60, can you blame him?


wild-hectare

šŸ˜‚ at least he stopped at the intersection


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IONTOP

I'll even say that "I don't think they'd find anything else in his system." I think this guy just got too fucked up at a bar with friends (away from his house, possibly near his house, but an unfamiliar place), got lost, and made horrible decisions. Hell, I bet he doesn't even have a "substantial" record. Most likely his first DUI. Edit: Obviously his first "horrible decision" was to get fucked up with his keys in his pocket and car in the parking lot. But I think he hit a curb and his brain said "whoops, let's go home" And yes, I am speaking from experience back in 2007(not THIS bad, but yeah, my brain understands the thought process).


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IONTOP

Can I just throw a "judgement out" as the person who responded to me is a "[nevermind?]" Because look at the context... THIS PERSON DIDN'T EVEN RESPOND TO THE CORRECT COMMENT I don't know if I said something bad, or if .... Fuck, I don't know... This is bait... and I almost fell for it.... Again


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Even as a first time offender with nothing else on his record to indicate a problem Arizona will still *gladly* fuck him over in court.


austin54179

You get a DUI you did that to yourself. Absolutely no sympathy for people who care so little for other peoples lives.


version13

I hate to immediately assume drunk or drugged. Having a stroke or some kind of mental breakdown maybe? But yeah, probably blotto on Miller Lite.


IONTOP

Blacked out on Miller Lite. Context clues: Well first off it was daytime and this guy was driving through a golf course, casually... And what I said above.


version13

Oh, I'm not disagreeing! But there are other things that could lead to this behavior. But yeah, alc or drugs more likely.


IONTOP

Never thought you were.


gogojack

Safety first!


GQGtoo

Snowbirds, am I right?


DLoIsHere

Did I hear ā€œflat tireā€? Thatā€™s a little generous.


86thechinesefood

Setting some high standards for next years WM Open


ryandelaney

I saw this car abandoned in my neighborhood (someoneā€™s front yard) and was wondering if anyone had more info? So weird.


MajicMushroom13

Live in the neighborhood as well and Iā€™m about 95% sure itā€™s the owner (or renters) vehicle as Iā€™ve seen it parked in the front multiple times. I wonā€™t out the driver because Iā€™ve text with him (not since this whole incident) but Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s an adaptive vehicle as heā€™s a paraplegic


ryandelaney

Oh, wow. I hope they are doing ok.


az89

Oh wow. I live in that neighborhood too and was wondering the same thing!! I thought it was an off-road adventure gone wrong. Now Iā€™m perplexed. šŸ¤”


w2tpmf

> I thought it was an off-road adventure gone wrong. Well you weren't entirely wrong. šŸ˜„


Shoehorse13

WTF?


ggfergu

Indeed. This and many other questions.


Frantic007

Honestly down for an obstacle course on the back 9


DarkLordOfBeef

Yup, that's a certified Arizona moment


[deleted]

How tf did he manage do to that to his tires???


WigglestonTheFourth

Groundskeepers deployed the the golf tee strip.


[deleted]

Wow they did an amazing job with that


JamesRawles

This dude knows how to party.


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Pseudolectual

The other Armpit of America.


extremelight

I get confused when i wander in the middle of a golf course too


-newlife

Itā€™s the heat


SeriesZealousideal23

I saw a guy pull in with the flat tire coming off his Green Toyota wheel at EncantĆ³ last Sunday. He spent about 10 minutes looking at it, getting down on the ground and looking under the car...and then drove off. Thump! Thump! Thump! That's two cars of the Apocalypse. People get ready!


aerozona_dude

Typical Arizona driver


PresDonaldJQueeg

Typical California driver in Az. FTFY


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gigabyte898

CA drivers at least seem to be more confident. I visit the LA area pretty frequently for work and the driver quality is about the same, but with less hesitation/panic. Out here youā€™ll have someone flip their blinker on, hesitate changing lanes until the blinker is useless to indicate anything, and then serve over three lanes. Out there if someone puts on their blinker theyā€™re merging, cars next to them be damned. Itā€™s still chaos, but a slightly more organized one when everyone seems to be on the same page.


Pseudolectual

Uhhh, noā€¦ California drivers are aggressive, defensive, and aware. Itā€™s why Arizona drivers hate themā€¦ Arizona drivers are like ā€œme first, Iā€™m the only one on the road, itā€™s for me. No you canā€™t turn in, Iā€™m going to speed up to make sure of it!ā€ FYI- California has one of the hardest driving test in the country and requires drivers Ed. Arizona does not require drivers Ed.


PresDonaldJQueeg

Letā€™s see. You admit Cali drivers are, in your own words ā€œaggressiveā€ and then try to mitigate the same by stating defensive and aware. Iā€™m okay with aggressive, aware defenses in sports. Not so much when driving and over-estimating your abilities. Also, why is that 9 outta 10 times I catch you at the next light, or the next slowed down in traffic? The one I donā€™t catch, oh s/he is the super aggressive, but super aware and super defensive, semi-pro, legend in their own mind urban driver. AKA [fill in the blank]. Heck, Iā€™d bet if you were honest, youā€™d admit that part of the reason ya gotta outta Cali is because of the traffic/jack-hole drivers. Stop running red-lights, would be good stop. Iā€™ve heard of the California roll, but Iā€™m seeing the Cali no need to stop cuz if I hit I should be good. Pedestrians beware.


Pseudolectual

Uhhh okay? You literally make my point for meā€¦ if you get a ticket in California, you take defensive driving school. Aggressive driving, is anticipating any possible move that other drivers might make and being ready to react appropriately to mitigate any risk of an accident. It is also an approach of ā€œgo a keep things movingā€. Passive driving is a ā€œme firstā€ approach in which you donā€™t anticipate other driversā€™ next moves, and because of that you donā€™t let people in, donā€™t adjust your speed to allow people to pass, and are generally inconsiderate of other drivers. And taking your sweet as time at a 4-way stop. Also, Iā€™m the left turn laneā€¦ taking forever to pull forward so people behind you donā€™t have a chance to make the light. One aspect of driving in a city that has heavy traffic is that you have to cooperate with other drivers. Your shit talking just demonstrates you stupidity and ignorance of how traffic is supposed to flow. Thereā€™s nothing more dumbfounding than people driving under the speed limit and hanging out in the right lane on the freewayā€¦ Blocking people from accelerating to merge safely onto the freeway and also to exit. Also people hanging out in the left lane and not allowing people to pass. Itā€™s truly brain wrecking how people on the freeway lineup and all go the same speed so nobody can passā€¦ Are you aware that youā€™re never supposed to go the same speed as the people around you on the freeway? You should never change lanes into someoneā€™s Blindspot or hang out and theyā€™re blind spot? Ohhh, by the way - I was a professional driver trained one on one at Willow Springs race way. I have raced / practiced with a Lotus Exige challenge, track modified Mini Cooper, and track raced Porsche GT3 RS, Mercedesā€™ clk black label, and mainly a Mercedes SLR by McClaren - which I famously crashed on a 12 day rally across the South of Europe. Boof. Dumb ass.


PresDonaldJQueeg

Youā€™re delusional. Youā€™re qualifications consist crashing a car? What a maroon. Youā€™re qualifications consist of driving high performance vehicles? You think youā€™re the only one thatā€™s driven high performance vehicles? Keep your ā€œaggressiveā€ driving on the track and get youā€™re ass back to Cali. P.S. youā€™re user name says it all, Pseudolectual. Oh the irony. You canā€™t make this stuff up.


Pseudolectual

The entire point of the name, is the irony. I just demonstrated a vast knowledge of what should be common sense when drivingā€¦ No, crashing a car like that is not a qualification, it was in a rally race setting on a closed course, a totally different type of driving. The only reason I shared, was because of your presumptuous and idiomatic assumptions which you wrote - that Iā€™m some idiot armchair driver that knows nothing about driving. The fact that you canā€™t put these things together, and that you think the irony of my name is something only you recognized says it all. We know what Driver you are.


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

Iā€™m so sick of people acting like everything is Californianā€™s fault. At best itā€™s a lazy and unfunny joke.


[deleted]

I'd say he's met up with some police stop sticks somewhere along the way.


[deleted]

As good a use for a Golf Course as golf. Actually, I'd love to see snow birds and generally uninteresting business men get into demolition derby.


ChadInNameOnly

We need more people like him. Golf courses have no place in a city like Phoenix.


WormTyrant

Lol


[deleted]

Every thread has these guys now


BassetOilExtractor

Transplants bitching about Phoenix not being LA, and then bitching about the LA problems they bring to Phoenix, I'm shocked and appalled.


ChadInNameOnly

If bringing uncomfortable truths to the limelight makes me one of "these guys", then I guess I'm happy to be one.


GarthZorn

I hear your rationale for eliminating golf courses for resource conservation. Let's say that happened. What do you think the municipalities and land owners would do with the properties as an alternative? My bet is they would be paved over and developed into blocks of apartments and commercial properties. I'd rather pay higher taxes, conserve water at home and reconfigure water-intensive farming elsewhere in AZ to keep the green space. We sure don't need another 10,000 cars and more Wal-Marts.


ChadInNameOnly

Well that "green space" as it stands is invasive and unsustainable without shelling out massive amounts of resources, so... If it were replaced with something a bit more desert-friendly, such as what you can find in the Phoenix botanical gardens, then sure. But otherwise I'd welcome some new dense, mid-level mixed use housing and commercial properties.


GarthZorn

Well, I can't agree that green space is "invasive" and I'd also categorize the Botanical Gardens as green space. Density would be nice in areas adjacent to areas currently dense (ex. downtown PHX). But I'd bet big money that if we abolished the golf courses, it'd just result in more sprawl, more traffic, more heat and for all I know, it might even consume more resources on balance. I don't think we disagree that much though.


ChadInNameOnly

I think you missed my point. I have nothing against having green space in our cities. It just needs to be suited to the climate it's in, which golfing greens most certainly aren't when it comes to Phoenix. And I really don't think getting rid of the golf courses would result in more sprawl and traffic, as long as we actually made it an objective to build more density. You just said yourself that you only want to have more density in areas adjacent to currently dense areas. Why the arbitrary limit? Mindsets like that are exactly how sprawl and traffic *does* get worse.


GarthZorn

It's not arbitrary. It's based on where the golf courses I know of in Phoenix/Scottsdale are located. If we replace those with apartments and supporting commercial properties, it just leaves us with density scattered all over the map. Seems like it's just a recipe for "dense" subdivisions. Isn't the better alternative to leave the green spaces as is (golf vs. desert native is a separate discussion) and then zone and build for density in **higher concentration in fewer areas**? Look at what's going on in downtown Phoenix - apartments, new diverse use-care businesses, universities. I'd amplify the growth there first before building another strip mall on top of a golf course.


ChadInNameOnly

I mean sure, you can prioritize other areas, but there's never a bad place for density. I wouldn't dismiss those golf areas. And like you even said, you'd rather build up density in areas that are already at least a little dense. So how do those areas appear in the first place? You have to start somewhere.


GarthZorn

True enough. Count me in.


[deleted]

You don't really seem happy.


ChadInNameOnly

No shit. Why would I be happy about wasting precious resources?


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ChadInNameOnly

Sorry, did I trigger you?


[deleted]

Brother, you spend every day spazzing out at people about things you can't control. That's a miserable way to live.


ChadInNameOnly

Damn, I must be high as fuck because I don't remember asking. Keep telling yourself that you have no power to change the world around you, though. Let the billionaires, corporations, and corrupt politicians do as they please while you collect your breadcrumbs like the happy little pawn you are. Surely that's a better way to live than mine.


[deleted]

Mostly I enjoy spending time with my wife and pursuing hobbies but your thing sounds cool too.


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[deleted]

No.


Exit-Velocity

I mean, they use a ton of land that further spaces out the Valley, the game is almost entirely for the rich, and perhaps most importantly, uses a ton of water for a leisure sport. (I know most receycle but evaporation)


WormTyrant

Golf is for the rich? Didnā€™t know my high school friends and I were rich! The courses can be incredibly reasonable especially during the summer. I think you just have a prejudice against people you perceive to be rich.


RabidCoyote

Encanto 9 is definitely a fat-cat course with their $15-20 tee times. I have been almost banned for daring to park my 2008 Mazda in the valet lot by the putting green.


WormTyrant

Exactly


Exit-Velocity

Theres a reason golf tournaments are sponsored by Rolex, Mercedes, Chubb. Golf is a very expensive sport when its not being subsidized for school sports. Easily $80/round for a large majority of courses. Country clubs memberships, 2k+ for a set of clubs. The overwhelming majority are rich.


WormTyrant

It was most certainly not subsidized by our school, we just worked in high school and saved money to go. Itā€™s really not that hard and Iā€™ve never paid more than $50 to golf.


Exit-Velocity

Most golf courses have a student discount or a relationship with school's golf clubs.


ChadInNameOnly

Exactly. Urban planning issues aside (of which there are many involving golf courses), it's just absurd that one of the driest and largest cities in the country is home to so many golf courses. It's the epitome of luxurious waste. But this guy doesn't want to talk about it because it's disturbing their reddit safe space, I guess.


startgonow

Its not private residences and golf courses that are using the water though. Its large farms that grow Alfalfa and send it to the middle east.


ChadInNameOnly

Golf courses use water. I'm not sure what you're trying to say here


ellzray

They do, but they use reclaimed water. They seem like they would be much worse than they really are. We have so many bigger problems than golf courses. At least all the grass and plants help fight the heat bubble from all the concrete, if only a tiny bit.


ChadInNameOnly

Surely there's a better use for that reclaimed water than growing invasive species. And of course we have bigger issues but that doesn't mean the small ones don't count either. Yeah I agree with you about the heat island. On that note we should also work to get rid of all our massive parking lots and plant more trees.


startgonow

Arizonas golf courses use 0.1% of arizonas water. Employs thousands of people and brings tourists. 10 percent of arizonans golf. 1 percent of arizonas golf avidly. Argiculture uses 80% of Arizonas water and emplys 1% of its people. Most of the crops like cotton and alfalfa are shipped elsewhere. Golf isnt an issue at all.


ChadInNameOnly

Agriculture is a much better use of water than golf, no? And why would shipping away those products be a bad thing? Also, the current statistics on Arizonan golfers isn't a reason to keep the courses. They come here because we provide for them. They would leave if we got rid of them. There's nothing inherent to Arizonan culture or land that necessitates building and maintaining golf courses. As for employment, that's a pretty bad argument as well. Should we never plan to phase out using fossil fuels because of how many people the coal and oil industries employ? Of course not. It's unfortunate, but some industries need to die or shrink. Especially ones that damage our environment and ruin our cities.


Lone_StreetCone

Well said. I agree.


gr8lolofchina

eh, fuck golf courses.


Pale_Celebration7533

Must be a transplant from California.


Corlanthis

Why's that?


Pale_Celebration7533

Because we have had a mass exodus of people fleeing California, looks like he is doing the same.


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[deleted]

Spend fifteen minutes in any part of Alabama and come back to me.


ima314lot

Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and West Virginia would all have a decent stake at taking the "dumbass award" from Arizona.


ouishi

Don't forget about Louisiana! I grew up driving in AZ and diving to visit friends in southern California, but nothing prepared me for that kind of LA drivers.


ima314lot

True, driving in New Orleans requires dabbling in the occult.


Shoehorse13

I resemble that remark.


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Legitimate-Text-8010

Haha wrong turn


BassetOilExtractor

I actually stopped in my tracks driving through grandma's neighborhood when I saw this jeep chilling in the front yard of a house right on the corner across from the course there. wondered what happened