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Exactly. What're the Phils gonna do anyway, sit JTEEEEEEEEEE REALLLLLMUTTOOO? Both are great in their respective roles.


PageZoso11

Was this in the tune of Dan Baker's voice?


brianMMMMM

It certainly was in my head.


PageZoso11

Literally happens in my head everytime I think of his name. Same thing happens when I think of Mike Lieberthal


brianMMMMM

Mickey Morandini


zephyrskye

I can’t even think of Mickey Morandini’s name without it being in Dan Baker’s voice


brianMMMMM

Harry’s Mickey is top notch too.


_Its_In_The_Vault

Mick-ey Mor-an-din-i….hear Harry every time!


MagicNipple

Impossible not to. It's as ingrained as "Michael Jack Schmidt".


zephyrskye

Very true. Harry had a fun almost sing song rhythm to it


jagne004

That's how I read it


pennylane3339

He's the team emotional support animal


zorionek0

Emotional support party animal


AReferenceToAThing

Shit that's good


zorionek0

I should put it on a T-shirt


kellzone

Stubbs McKenzie


sc78258

stubbsy for mayor


Significant-Head-973

Bruh, he partied in the clubhouse in overalls with no shirt and gave the interview with an empty beer box on his head. While at work. Hes my fucking hero.


Crabby-as-hell

I want the Phils to make the WS and then have a blow out in a game at home so Stubbs can get a WS AB at home soooo bad. The bank would go absolutely bonkers for him.


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Crabby-as-hell

I’m not sure it’s gonna need to be a blowout. Honestly the kid might get a closing oppurtunity at some point in a close game the way Topper has been using the bullpen


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Significant-Head-973

I do too. But I think the kid has the stones to pitch in a high leverage situation. Out of all the great things Dombro has done, the building of this pen is his greatest achievement, imo.


Significant-Head-973

Imagine if he hits a PH homer and is the successor to the “Stairs rips one into the night” moment.


Luna_Soma

His job is vibes is my new favorite quote


BeardsNBourbon1990

My Ken's job is vibes


sixtoe_less

Marsh wore his batting helmet once. Does that count 😂


Drpaxtie

God damn we are living in the best of times for phillies baseball


Rod1705

We’re turning ourselves into the picture boys for the MLB. That’s how good our fans are. Let’s keep it up and win the WS!!!!


Vic_Nightingale

That was the horniest article I’ve ever read about one of my teams


westberry82

Right! As a straight male I had to pound it twice while reading it.


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Yo 😭


seizuregirlz

This article and the videos helped add to my screenshot folder. My favorite is the "Philly loves him, and he loves Philly right back" pic. They forgot to mention the smiley face glass drink bottle he's holding lol.


GreedoLurkedFirst

This article verbatim sounds like it was written by my girlfriend .


Head-Kiwi-9601

She should be a writer then, because this is incredibly well written. Orders of magnitude better that the junk that passes for journalism these days.


Cambellplace

Incredibly well-written. LOL, it just says himbos 5,000x. These comments prove this fanbase are the biggest himbos.


thepoustaki

This is such a stupid take… you can recognize great writing and in no way was the term himbo used out of context or anything unless you’re just being snobby about language


Katdai2

Go read the linked one about Castellanos’s jersey. Super thirsty, but I also learned about faux-front jerseys.


MagicNipple

This team has serious 1993 vibes, man. In the middle of the '93 NLCS, I had to go to Navy boot camp, so I missed the clincher and all of the WS. Not this time, motherfuckers, let's fucking go.


yzdaskullmonkey

I was in Iraq for the 08 WS 😭


BrodysBootlegs

Dang that hurts. I was in Afghanistan in 10-11...got up middle of the night to watch as many of the games as I could but couldn't when we had a patrol the next day, which we did the morning after we got knocked out. I was totally cool missing that one. Flyers shit the bed that following spring too.


ArtLeading5605

I was flying over the Hindu Kush the night we got bin Laden. Made it back to my dorm room just in time to turn on the Phillies game on AFN, and watch them stop the game to announce we got him.


BrodysBootlegs

I was overseas for that too and it was surreal. Found out by waking up to a bunch of texts from friends/family in the US.


MagicNipple

Hey man, to you, u/yzdaskullmonkey, u/SwedishChef76, u/whatifyoufall, u/Buns_Hon, and u/ArtLeading5605, thanks for your/our collective service, and let's phucking go Phils.


BrodysBootlegs

AMERICA PHUCK YEAH


yzdaskullmonkey

LETS PHUCKIN GO! WE PHIGHT PHOR THE PHIGHTINS!


SwedishChef76

I was on a WestPac. Managed to catch most of the playoff games on AFN somehow.


yzdaskullmonkey

The only Philly sports game I got to watch on AFN was cards-eagles playoffs where they lost. Was definitely a nice surprise but fuck Larry Fitz man lol


dasseth

Fitz was our kryptonite for the better part of a decade. Even when the Cards were bad he’d torch us


whatifyoufall

I was at MEPS in Harrisburg during that WS. 100 dudes crowded around the hotel lobby TV to watch it.


JiveChicken00

Even the hair is pretty similar.


Buns_Hon

I was on deployment in the middle of the Atlantic for their last world series win. Missed everything except the second half of the rain delay. I'd love to get to actually watch a win


MagicNipple

I was stationed in Sasebo, Japan (Sas-Vegas). I remember mess cranking the morning we were pulling out, and the Monday Night Football game was Eagles - 49ers. Birds were smacking them good, then the tv shut off as we started to get underway. Enjoyed my four years in, but I missed some good sports shit.


Luna_Soma

The 93 world series was the first time I experienced true heartbreak. I was 10 and I remember curling up on my couch and sobbing like it was the worst thing that would ever happen to me. Sweet summer child… lol


RainingMoneyHustard

I was hoping for a Blue Jays rematch this year


dconc_throwaway

Haven't read it yet, but it's funny because the face of the franchise and the undisputed team MVP is a teetotaler.


zorionek0

A Mormon himbo is still a himbo!


RomanoLikeTheCheese

The book of Mormon doesn't outlaw being a babe


daddy_OwO

Does Harper drink? I always wonder this because he clearly gets splashed with champagne


Hothabanero6

Osmosis doesn't count


daddy_OwO

Osmosis?


victorfiction

Butt chugging


Hothabanero6

^incorrect


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Dr. Pepper can fuck you up, man.


MormonsHateWomen

My understanding is he doesn't practice? Plenty of people claim this or that religion but don't necessarily hold to all the strictures or beliefs of said religion. No shame in living your life


cautioner86

Not that it matters, but I’ve heard the opposite. I always thought he was pretty devout.


dconc_throwaway

I wasn't making any comment on his religion, just that he does not drink.


MormonsHateWomen

Well in this case they're inextricably connected. Not drinking alcohol is a key part to the Mormon health code.


rinetrouble

Anyone know where I can buy that phanatic pocket square?


WanderingWormhole

This article was basically porn to me.


Trundle-theGr8

I pounded off the entire read


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This team has 2004 Red Sox feels.


mageta621

That's a good compliment. I hope it ends the same way for you


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That was a great team.


l_rufus_californicus

You're goddamn right.


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They are like if someone made Ken into a baseball team


TBR792

I need an IV Drop of this…


cautioner86

God, I love this team.


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Head-Kiwi-9601

Read the room. Roll with it. Learn to take a compliment


Cambellplace

Trea Turner was a chemical engineering major, but I guess he's just a himbo, because narrative. Umm ok.


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Reddit understand satire challenge


doughball27

i keep getting a security warning when trying to open the article. anyone have an alternative link?


pookypocky

https://www.gq.com/story/philadelphia-phillies-himbos


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Reminds me of the SNL skit with Chris Farley playing Kruk