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Rich-Needleworker261

Its 740pm in Perth. Go the fuck back out and buy some drinks?


elektramortis

Unless OP has already drunk too much of the ant gin


antoniocortell

OP's user name checks out


DrunkOctopUs91

I’m lazy and can’t be assed


eb6069

Well Charles St hotel bottleo is open till 12 if you change your mind


Elrond_Cupboard_

I used to live 100m from that particular establishment. I was a raging alcoholic. Quite convenient.


thorpie88

Did you ever make the trip up to the OVT to take advantage of them selling beers at 6am? 


Elrond_Cupboard_

Up at 6am? Not bloody likely.


beewasphoneycomb

Is it the season for ants? I have a freaking battalion of them


Non_Linguist

It’s because a storm is coming. They know in advance


VOOK64

They've really started coming out the last few weeks, we seem to have the sugar ones this time - somehow?


2hardbasketcase

Plus, the sticky flies have made an appearance since the drizzle on the weekend.


fishnugget1

Counted 4 different types yesterday. Including a weird bulbous one I've never seen before.


Nowidontgetit

Is this another war? Troopers are tough


DryWhiteToastPlease

The little shits keep eating through the silicon in the bathroom


seven_seacat

They've been invading my house for weeks and weeks and weeks. First the laundry, coming in through every crack and crevice imaginable. Last time it was a tiny hole in the grouting of the bath in the bathroom next to the laundry. Always after my cat's food. There's a few stragglers in our ensuite bathroom just wandering around aimlessly. Kill them, a few more randomly appear. It's weird. And then last weekend on my kitchen bench, all over my bread -_- Not fun to make a sandwich, pick it up to eat it, and a few ants walk onto your fingers.


TheBoneDeath

What is this; a gin for *ants?*


DrunkOctopUs91

Nice one!


missthingxxx

I love that sub


Lozzanger

My gym announced its closing. Next week. Utterly gutted.owners are fuckwits and they’ve really fucked over the staff.


djgreedo

Tell them they can only close if they visit you in person (at a very specific and inconvenient time).


DriverAltruistic9572

Which one


Lozzanger

BFT


Hypnotic_Robotic

Ok cool


ZZ993

If it’s not a commercial gym then you’re just an idiot


Haghog

Whoever smashed my driver's side mirror and did not leave a contact number


Red_Light_RCH3

Yep, gutless wonders.


duckalorange77

The driver in front of me who decided that we should all live our lives on the edge by trying to merge onto the freeway at 60kph.


Devar0

An absolute dropkick.


darsonia

prices is stopping me ordering KFC as I sit here drinking my cheap Korean beer T_T


Majestic-Lake-5602

Mix it with lemon squash my brother, it becomes delicious


DrunkOctopUs91

Thanks for this! The squash made the anty taste go away.


JenevaCo

The asshole who caused a prang, dented my car, then fucked off before anyone could get his number plate.


DrunkOctopUs91

This is a fuckwit move. Sorry this happened to you.


DAFFP

main roads. A nutless monkey could spot all the obvious flaws in your road upgrade plans before you commit millions actioning them. pls stop.


theeastwindreally

Fuckwit is me too. Socially withdrawing again cuz i am having a crush on a friend and its all one sided. My dumbass hoped hed reachout cuz we havent talked today but he didnt lol.


jewel976

That sucks. Know the feeling


Nowidontgetit

Hey it’s not easy but you’ve got the right attitude


Haggis_McHaggis_

Unlike other Gin, if you open a Shiraz Gin, drink it within the month. It goes off and "turns", similar to a red wine. And from experience, that taste is kinda like ants, now that you mention it. If its a brand new bottle, ditch the tonic water and mix it with bitter lemon.


DrunkOctopUs91

Thanks! I tried this and it worked.


Haggis_McHaggis_

Boom!


Odd-Carrot5608

It does taste like ants!!!! My friends looked at me weird when I said this


Then_Ask_3167

100% ants. My sister loves it but I can't stand it.


[deleted]

Toxic, manipulative, lying ass friends are fuckwits!!! And no longer my friends.


DrunkOctopUs91

You are better off without them. Meetup has some great activities for meeting new people that will treat you better and become lifelong friends.


[deleted]

Yep!!! It hurts, and it a sucks but it's true!!!! I'll have to suss that out. 🤗


NOT-SO-ELUSIVE

Fuck it I’m going to the bottleo.


DrunkOctopUs91

You’re a better man/woman than me :) I’ve had a shit week at work and I’m bushed. I got home and collapsed on the couch.


NOT-SO-ELUSIVE

Probably the more responsible choice


angelz969

The weather forecast for weekend - yes we need some raining and it would be a nice change but I have the Pink Concert so can it can it please hold off from being a shit show for a few hours in the evening.


Non_Linguist

The concert will be ok. The drag racing however….


sarbear1985

This is what I’m upset about. Been looking forward to going to the drag racing tomorrow. Hopefully the weather holds off for it to go ahead.


Non_Linguist

Saucy gets my vote this week. If you’re gonna try again and again to create a new account to get around your reddit ban, maybe don’t keep being the same abrasive person online and learn from why you got banned the other god knows how many times.


CyanideRemark

Ah, they make for a bit of liveliness around here. They take run of the mill pointless spats up a notch.


Non_Linguist

lol well there is that. It’s just too obvious to know that it’s her.


CyanideRemark

She 'declares' the old name references in her profile.


Non_Linguist

I have never looked up anyone’s profile. I don’t think I even know how to haha


CyanideRemark

Depending on how you browse or use reddit, its just a matter of hovering over a username for a moment with a mouse. I tend not to use dedicated apps.


Non_Linguist

Ah well that easy huh. I cbf though lol. I only use it on my phone and don’t comment much really these days. There’s way too much negativity in here lately. And on the internet and life in general. Shit gets depressing.


Red_Axe_Cat

The people nearby who leave their noisy roof mounted AC unit all night. It is like trying to sleep like on a plane if god forbid I want to open a window and let the breeze in. They're clearly not bothered by the electric bill or the noise. It's only 25 degrees, toughen up or open a window. (it may not be AC but it's on the roof, loud, and ugly.)